Apple stew and Bother stories

 

Apple stew and Bother stories

 

Aerial Power

 

Biffer Snort was a very big man with two aerials. It`d come to him that, after reading the New Testament story of Jesus who, after being taken to the hill of Calvary outside the city of Jerusalem by the soldiers of the Roman Empire then occupying Jewish Palestine, Jesus had been nailed to the first television mast, a cross of wood, before re-emerging from the cave that was his tomb, where the stone had been rolled aside to reveal the first known television transmission. Because the reception of the `TV picture` was so delayed, it was assumed to be a transmission from some planet amongst the stars of heaven above, which the perspicacious Roman guard, Longinus, observed had come from God upon the Resurrection of the Messianic figure: `Surely, this was the son of God.` (Matt: 27. 54) Jesus always denied he was an alien, calling himself `the son of man`, even though he was born from his mother, the Virgin Mary, uncontaminated by male semen, and his Advent was proclaimed by the appearance of a star above a stable in Bethlehem, where he was perforce born amongst animals, due to his mother and father, Joseph, having nowhere to stay, when fulfilling a census requirement of the Empire that they travel to register. Because Jesus` mother, Mary was, at least symbolically, a virgin, even though she was married, and had other offspring, and Jesus was celibate, according to the Christian religion based on his teaching, Biffer`d guessed that Jesus was killed to prevent him from reproducing what the Romans thought of as his alien `seed`.

 As Jesus `Christ`, `the chosen`, was a Jew, who described themselves as `the chosen people` of God in what the Christians called the Old Testament of their Bible, that is, the Jews` history and law, which was the Torah and Talmud in their Hebrew language, Biffer conjectured that the Jews were considered alien by the Romans, although the first book of the Old Testament, Genesis, revealed that the first Jew, Adam, and the first woman, Eve, created by God, were in fact tempted by an angel, Satan, who`d rejected God`s plan that the human host should be greater than the angelic, and who`d been turned into a serpent by God, and placed in the paradise of heaven on Earth that was called Eden, where Adam and Eve dwelt. Giving Eve `the fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil`, which it was death to taste, Satan said: `You shall be as gods.` (Gen: 3. 5) Because Satan had been an angel, and was then a serpent, Biffer supposed that angels had been serpents, and the history of the Mesozoic period of Earth`s evolution agreed. Saurians were the dominant life form on Earth 248 M.a., while hominids didn`t appear until 220 M.a., so there`d been plenty of time for the saurians to develop space travel and leave to colonize the planets amongst the stars. Satan`s tempting of Adam and Eve with power through the ignorant unconscious ephemerality of their descendants was criticized by God who told Eve her `seed` would have `enmity` with the serpent`s: `You shall crush the head of the serpent with your foot, but he will bruise your heel.` (Gen: 3. 15) Adam and Eve were expelled from Eden for seeking power over their descendants and so God denied the `tree of life`, which was immortality, to them. Expelled from Eden, Adam was told he must labor while Eve would experience `labor pain` before Redemption would be.

 Biffer snorted. What Judeo-Christianity hadn`t transmitted to the masses through its medium of `TV` was that Adam was a futanarian woman with penis` semen of her own, who could reproduce without male semen, which is how Jesus was born from his mother, the Virgin Mary, who was depicted in Christian iconography crushing the head of the serpent with her `foot`, because futanarian brainpower was stronger. The basic human survival trait evinced by the futanarian woman, Adam, was self-fertilization, which was why Eve was described euphemistically emerging from the `rib` or side of Adam, created therefrom by God, because the `serpent`s seed` is alien, and doesn`t want woman’s seed. As Jesus` disciple, John, prophesied in his Revelation of the future, when the serpent was full grown it`d be war against the human race, while the serpent had the semblance of men: `The dragon was wroth with the woman and went to make war on the remnant of her seed.` (Rev: 12. 17) John had quite a lot to say about television, and the role of men and women without woman’s seed to interfere with its transmission of war as entertainment for the masses: 'The second beast was given power to give breath to the image of the first beast, so that the image could speak and cause all who refused to worship the image to be killed.' (Rev: 13. 15) Since ancient Greece, Biff had read, the `serpent`s seed` of unredeemed men had institutionalized homosexuality in pederasty for war through the enslavement of the futanarian human species of woman’s seed. Although the television machine hadn`t been invented until 1926 by Scot, John Logie Baird, the sexual manufacture of men and women as a single male brained creature wearing each other’s clothes in TV transvestism for the waging of war to entertain the alien had been going on long before ancient Greece`s `model for democracy`: `Mystery, Babylon the great, mother of harlots and of the abominations of the Earth.` (Rev: 17. 5) According to the Bible, `Babylon` was `a woman`, while the capital city of the Persian Empire was also Babylon (c. 4000 B.C.), and the capital of the mass movie industry in the United States of America, in the district of Hollywood, city of Los Angeles, on the west coast of the state of California, was labeled `Babylon`, because of the absence of woman’s seed amidst the plethora of penisless babes that filled the screen since the first film made there by director D.W. Griffith, Old California (1910) and the `Hays code` edict of 1930 banning futanarian woman`s `foot` from appearing in the bed: `...  women, in love scenes, at all times have `at least one foot on the floor` (in other words, no love scenes in bed).`1

 Biffer`d detected a ruse to exterminate the human race of God`s `chosen` people, which was borne out in his knowledge of history wherein upwards of 20, 000, 000 Jews were killed by the German National Socialist (Nazi) Party throughout Europe during Imperial Germany`s second world war (1939-45) to enslave Europe after their first (1914-18) finished similarly in failure. In WWII Iraq had supported Nazi Germany, so Biffer`d guessed that what was known as `the crash` on New York`s Wall Street, when lots of rich people lost money on the stock market, had been caused by manipulators seeking the rise of Nazism. Although the Roman fasces` `bundle` with an axe in its center was the symbol of German fascism, the Nazis had adopted it from Italy`s Il Duce, the leader of the Italian fascist party, Benito Mussolini, elected in 1922, and who assumed dictatorship thereafter. Consequently, Biffer`s opinion was that the Wall Street collapse was mafia-inspired to facilitate the rise of fascism; Italiano. When the terrorist group, Al Qaeda, operating under the auspices of the notoriously misogynist Taliban regime of Afghanistan, crashed hijacked planes into the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center in New York city on September 11, 2001, it was a Nazi plan to re-establish `rough trade`, that is, that `brutality and violence` associated with homosexuality in pederasty for war against the human race. Biffer guessed that was the truth when the Nazis` support during WWII, Iraq, announced in the person of dictator, Saddam Hussein, that Al Qaeda, `the base`, could have bases in Iraq. Although the toppling of the Afghan regime in December, 2001, by the US army, and the removal of Saddam Hussein after US invasion in March, 2003, suggested that the evil were being fought, in fact that was what the `serpent`s seed` of unredeemed men were for; human extinction in war against itself for the entertainment of the alien. According to parasitologists, the parasite that emerged from the host to kill it was termed `parasitoid`, which is what men did. Consequently, although the fascist `bundle` of Jews stacked like logs of wood beside the incinerators was a symbol of the beheading of the human race, it was the `serpent`s seed` of men that were the alien parasitoid with the axe.

 Jesus` Resurrection prefigured the reemergence of woman’s seed, and the human race to colonize the planets amongst the stars, but for the parasitoid alien that was now wearing its clothes as a TV for broadcasting war for its entertainment, there`d be no Redemption. Biffer was the boss of a telecommunications` company, B.I.F.F. (Broadcasting International Fascism Forever), and noticing that Jesus` transmission, occurred after his death, that is, his Resurrection, which preceded his mysterious Ascension to heaven, he interpreted it in terms of demoniacal possession. There was a star, Beta Persis, 92.8 light years away from Earth, called `demon star`, associated with the ancient Greek mythological hero, Perseus, who carried in his hand the head of the Gorgon, Medusa. He`d cut it off to prevent her from paralyzing him, which was the attribute of her gaze. Biff deduced that the Gorgon was a type of woman, whose beauty paralyzed action. If woman’s seed reproduced, humanity would paralyze men`s action, which was warfare, because women were more attractive for women, and men born from them, than Perseus. Misogyny was of the opinion that testicles were women`s equipment, so the Virgin Mary and celibate Jesus were ideals. Biff`d arranged for everyone to have a TV aerial slapped to the side of their heads, which transmitted the pictures from their brains to heaven. Although the misogynists wanted to remove the testes of humans completely, so that their brains raged continuously against their castrated status and ensured that the pictures transmitted to the stars were images of war only, there was still enough `remnant` of human `seed` left in the snuff history of its sometime existence to think with its balls, rather than the aerial strapped to the side of its heads.

 The latter day vampire, which was the telecommunications` industry, separated the brain from the body until the people were withered old prunes staggering about brainlessly, while the US Space Marines, and their internazionale ilk, splattered the contents of their grape minds like ice cream candy across the planets; where their thoughts were projected in the shape of the Holy Ghost by the power of electrically amplified invisible filaments of superconducters. Poked into their eyes with a sharp stick to connect fibers optically with hyperspace through an interstitial connector already implanted at the hospital, where each child was originally born, the children`s cables maintained the connection with their eternal mother, who was periodically a virgin, and therefore technically always so. As the child began the endless series of incarnations that would be its part in the collective `snuff theater`, that was Earth`s gross tableau after the alien conquest by Satan millions of years before anyone thought of bombing it somewhere else. Celibate Jesus was the model for brainless humanity in the absence of woman’s seed, and the slavers kept the aerials busy thinking about something other than sexual reproduction until the US Space Marines and their internazionale brethren had successfully made the species extinct in the name of Satan, their Lord. `After having smoked the women`s penis down to the butt,` Biff puffed monstrously on a cigarette phalloid, `there`d only be butts left.` That explained the HIV/AIDS` virus, a `biological weapon` against human nature that, arising in the late 20^th century as an `incurable killer disease`, spread by men`s mixing of blood, shit and semen in each other’s anuses in mockery of women`s human mode of sexual reproduction, acted to keep women in fearful faithfulness to men`s slave rings: `Men cursed the God of heaven for their pains and their sores, but refused to repent of what they had done.` (Rev: 16. 11) What they`d done was prefer each other, and the armies of warfare against each other, rather than the human futanarian species of woman’s seed.

 Biff acknowledged the truth, `Satan had won; he wasn`t a homosexual: he was their god.` When all of the humans had been smoked down to the butt, it`d be time for the meat injector, and the human immuno-deficiency virus (HIV), which resulted in acquired immuno-deficiency syndrome (AIDS), a mutated sexually transmitted disease (STD), originally contracted by Africans having anal sex with monkeys with the simian immuno-deficiency virus (SIV) in the Central African Republic of the Congo (CARC). As the virus climbed up from `the base` of the spine to kill the brain, like Al Qaeda`s hijacked planes at the World Trade Center that, crashing into the Twin Towers, left bloody holes where the human erections had been, so precipitating `rough trade` with the Middle East, it`d finish the wheelchair race in which the demon drivers attempted to get everybody a seat. Biffer bowed his head, `Sown on, a head the bum could see.` Biff remembered how the `sandmen` in the movie, Logan`s Run (1976), based on William F. Nolan`s 1967 science fiction novel, killed `runners`, and that the human race had been stopped in their sandshoes at the Boston Marathon on April 15, 2013, after the terrorist hijack at Logan airport. The `runners` in Nolan`s novel were killed, when they reached 21, and 9/11, 2001, was the dawn of the 21<sup>st</sup> century`s attack on the `sand Jews`, that is, those descendants of Abraham who weren`t descended from his son, Isaac, who founded monogamous Judaism, but whose four wife marriages afforded the possibility of breeding between women within the Moslem families of Islam, who believed in the Koran (610-30 C.E.) given to Mohamed, according to tradition, by the angels of God, descendant of Ishmael, son of Abraham and his concubine, Hajer, `the Egyptian woman`.

`If the US B2 `Spirit` bombers, costing $ 1 billion each, don`t stop dropping their load on woman’s seed amongst the nations of the Persian Gulf and elsewhere,` Biff said aloud to whatever might be listening, `there won`t be any human brains to articulate human speech. Soon everyone will be in an electric wheelchair; if they don`t lose the ignition key to get the battery to start the engine.` Biff had a vision of the Moslem pilgrimage, the Haj, named for Egypt`s Hajer, to the `Ka `Ba, the shrine of Abraham in the city of Mecca, Saudi Arabia, which was named for the spirit (Ka) and soul (Ba) of Egyptian mythology, because women wanted to be joined with each other. If woman’s seed were dead, they couldn`t be, which explained the `Spirit` bomber. After the first `beast`, according to the Bible, came a second `beast`, that is, the B2 `Spirit` bomber, following upon the 1970s `development` of the B1 by its manufacturer, Rockwell-Boeing, was a perfect instance of the way in which the broadcast `TV war` image of the `first beast` of Revelation, `Bones`, gave `breath to the image` of the second `beast`, the `elephant` (symbol of the Republican party) tank battles in Iraq and Syria, following the fall of Saddam Hussein, and after which US President Donald Trump was expected to be the `last trump` before Judgment Day, when the supporters of Caliph Baghdadi of Iraq`s illegally declared Levant Caliphate, subsequent to 9/11`s events, would receive God`s perdition, that is, eternal unendurable pain, while the good received a `new heaven and Earth`.

 Although it looked impossible from the perspective of the `remnant` of woman’s seed to see who the good men then would be: `In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trump: for the trumpet shall sound, and the dead shall be raised incorruptible, and we shall be changed.` (Cor: 15. 52) Certainly, the women might be changed into something resembling elephants; with larger bikini bottoms for keeping their resurrected trumpets in. Lest they needed to be blown by Charlie`s Angels (2000) who, as actress Drew Barrymore, in the role of action heroine `angel`, Dylan Sanders, says to would-be lover, Chad, fallen off her houseboat without any trunks, might yet go `full throttle` for him against the Africans; despite their Levant guns: `It`s the Chad.`2 `After the collapse, like dominoes, of the adjacent states of Tunisia, Libya, and Egypt,` Biff thought strategically, `Idriss Déby has been the bloody dictator there; since he removed the bloodier dictator, Hissène Habré, in 1990.`

 Biff kept an eye on a Christian `Spirit` he saw in his mind`s eye, high above the Ka` Ba in Mecca, Saudi Arabia, while a second vision came to him of the character from the long-running science fiction television series, Doctor Who, who traveled through space and time in a similar box, the Tardis, usually with a woman to assist him in his transformations, which was the `plot device` to explain how each successive Doctor was replaced by another actor in the role; since the first, William Hartnell, in 1963. The Doctor was never a woman, of course, and the absence of woman’s seed made it obvious to no one; because they hadn`t memory of it. Those who might have had, had all long since been `snuffed` and so Who was a `snuff boxer` in his Tardis; revisiting haunts to reassure pederasty that TV wouldn`t interfere with its constant supply of boy sons for killing the human race in war to entertain its parasitoid pedophiles, who played with the `child` in that way: `The dragon stood in front of the woman who was about to give birth, so that it might devour her child the moment it was born.` (Rev: 12. 4) In Part 6, Season 12, Serial 4, `Genesis Of The Daleks`, the dark, bearded Kaleds, had been at war with the blonde Thals, from March 8, and through until April 12, 1975, on the planet Skaro, until his new race of Daleks lived inside machines that cried at the Thals, as they blasted at them with death rays: `Exterminate!`3 Satan had improved on that on the planet Earth. The oil of the car, for the pissed-on of the greased eons, was the richness of the `serpent`s seed`; forever behind humanity.

 

1 http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FootPopping/ .

2 Wisher, Michael as Davros/Dalek voices Doctor Who, ‘Genesis Of The Daleks`, Season 12, Serial 4, Part 6, April 12, British Broadcasting Corporation (BBC), London, England, 1975.

3 Barrymore, Drew as Dylan Sanders Charlie`s Angels, Columbia, 2000.

 

 The Put `Em Ons

 

Biff Splinter and his personal assistant, Else Strap-On, `the Spaniard`, were on the trail of the conspirators. Santa had been unmasked years ago, by the sleuths, as a representative delusion created by a cabal of Judeo-Christian child killers, whose reasons for promoting the figure of Santa arose from the role of humans as chattels that belonged to the owner of the house, whose scrotum sack they`d been produced from, and who might, like the character in the Charles Dickens` novel, Oliver Twist (1837-9), be conceivably wanting, `More`.1 Consequently, as a means of preserving the slave ring of host womb parasitism, Satan was reinvented as the children`s anagram-pa, S-A-N-T-A, who produced things from his sack for children, whereas in fact the children were what were produced from his sack, and effectively went back in there after they`d been abused and killed by the pedophiles, Splinter and Strap-On discovered, who`d been institutionally slaving the host womb of the human race for homosexuality in pederasty for war`s entertainments at least since ancient Greece.

 The cult of child killing went far back into the past, the researches of `the Spaniard` showed, as the devouring Greek father god of time, Chronos, who ate his children, born of the mother goddess, illustrated. His socio-historical successor, Saturn, the ancient Roman father-god, also ate his children, according to the information Biff Splinter had unearthed, although the role of Saturn`s successor, Satan, was different in Judeo-Christianity, because Satan was depicted as aborting the human race. The first man, Adam, created by God, the creator, and Eve, the first woman, were persuaded by Satan to accept death, with the promise, based on Satan`s host womb enslavement of the race in ignorance and unconscious ephemerality, that they`d make war for their entertainment together: `You shall be as gods.` (Gen: 3. 5) The human scrotum would be Satan`s producer, as Else Strap-On understood it, and would be known as `the sack of Satan`. Every time a city was `sacked` in war, which is the descriptive term used for men`s invasions and lootings of cities, the promise from Satan was that Adam and Eve would have presents from their anagram-pa, S-A-N-T-A. Their descendants would be those children who didn`t get any presents at Xmas; if they were `naughty`. Xmas was December 25^th, Biff Splinter was pleased to have remembered, which was the birthday of Jesus `Christ`, `the chosen`, whose advice was that children should `suffer` (Matt: 19. 4), according to widely respected interpreters of the biblical text. In real terms, children had to sack a city, `the Spaniard` noted, which was known as `the sack of Satan/Santa`, or be eaten, which latter meant that they were back in the sack with dad until it was time for the mummy and the daddy to sack out once more, so beginning the pedaling of their mythic cycle anew. That would ultimately result in the sack of Baghdad by the US army, after its invasion of what sounded like Ear Ache to `the Spaniard`, Else, in March, 2003. The sack of Ear Ache`s Baghdadi, self-declared Caliph of the new Caliphate, which hypothetically stretched from the Middle East to Spain in Northern Europe, would produce quite a lot more trouble for the U.S.A., before it was bagged by its whacks in the ears ahead.

 Jesus, the `Messiah` amongst `the chosen` Jewish people, who were God`s, according to their Bible, was born from a virgin, his mother, Mary, on December 25<sup>th</sup>, 0000, according to scholars, so wasn`t out of his father`s sack, Joseph. This event was celebrated in Christianity with the appearance of the red-suited, white-bearded, figure of Santa, S-A-T-A-N`s anagram-pa, every anniversary of Jesus` birth on December 25<sup>th</sup>, 0001+, who`d produce something from his sack. `Although he obviously couldn`t without eating it,` `the Spaniard`, Else observed, `which was the deeper meaning.` An early instance of `Satan`s sack`, Biff Splinter`s researches uncovered, and which ultimately proved to be an `incurable killer disease`, because it produced an `incurable killer`, was that of the city of Troy in Asia Minor, as recorded by the ancient Greek poet, Homer, in his Iliad (760-10 B.C.). The Greeks built a huge hollow wooden horse, inside which they hid, whilst the Trojans took the horse into the city; thinking it was a gift to their goddess, Pallas Athene, whose symbol was a horse. Once inside the city, the Greeks emerged from inside their wooden horse to enslave the host wombs of the women for homosexuality in pederasty for war. `They `sacked` the city for whatever the goddess, Pallas Athene, had produced from her sack,` Else chuckled, `because women in those days had penis` semen of their own, which was one of the reasons why the statue of the goddess, Diana, at Ephesus, had strings of testicles about her neck.` `The other reason, of course,` Biff advised her mildly, `was that men had put the strings of testicles around her neck to indicate that she`d been beheaded for breeding her own species` brainpower.` He chuckled.

 As a consequence women of the Middle East, particularly, wear a sack; the one-piece coverall of the burka, from inside which only their eyes can be seen looking out at the aliens who`d killed their species. In primitive times whatever was felt to contain mana or power was ingested. `Consequently,` Biff wrote in his notebook, `the statue of the goddess, Diana, at Ephesus, with the strings of testes about her neck, was symbolic of men`s breeding of women for the practice of testicle snorting for the mana or power they felt was to be had from that. Later, cigarette smoking was symbolic of the woman`s penis` extinguishment.` `The religion of Judaism,` noted `the Spaniard`, Else, who was by far the bigger religious fruitcake of the pair, `was founded by Isaac, son of Abraham and Sara, and a Jew can`t be born unless from a woman, which means that Jews are the `remnant` of the human futanarian `seed` of women. Sara, barren after the birth of Isaac, gave her maid, Hajer, to Abraham, who bore Ishmael, and his founding of Islam, through his descendant, Mohamed, was based on the same principle, which isn`t evident to Jews or Christians in the modern age.` `The burka-clad women of the Middle East were Moslems in Islam, which means `acceptance`,` Biff Splinted, `and were supported by their holy book, the Koran (610-30 C.E.), given to the descendant of Ishmael, Mohamed, by the angels of God, according to Islamic tradition, and it`s the Koran that provides the basis for the Moslems` (those who `accept`) four-wife marriages that afford the possibility of women`s sexual reproduction with each other within the family. Obviously, the sacks of the women in Islam are worn, because they can still reproduce.` `In Christianity, Else added, `Jesus` birth was from his mother, the Virgin Mary, to underline the fact that it isn`t possible for a Jew to be born other than from a woman. Jesus, although he was `the snuff, man` to the evil, was nevertheless born from the correct sack and bag, whereas `the sack of Baghdad`, Saddam Hussein, wasn`t, because he was `snuff`, and neither was his successor `bacca Baghdadi, the `snuff` mogul, whose ground war against the western powers, representing the penisless babes of Hollywood, `Babylon`, was a cigarette ground `bacca war in which dadi promised a battle, which`d be `The Bagger Of Them All`.` Else flourished her pen.

 `Although the film, Jarhead (2005), was about the US` infantry`s role as `snuff jars`,` Splinter Biffed on, `during the first and second Gulf wars to eject Saddam Hussein, the Ear Ache dictator`s invading army from Kuwait (1990-1), and remove his ear whacks (2003-6) from the ears of its citizens, the `sack of Baghdad` wasn`t much of a film for the movie industry`s Mogul Emperors in Hollywood, district of the city of Los Angeles, on the west coast of the state of California, United States of America, who`d been attempting to present the snuffing of the human race as a `big picture` entertainment medium at least since President of the Motion Picture Producers and Distributors of America (MPPDA), Will Hays, established the 1930 `Hays code` to keep women`s futanarian `foot` off the screen, and on the cutting room floor of the Earth`s editing room: `...  women, in love scenes, at all times have `at least one foot on the floor` (in other words, no love scenes in bed).`2 The snuff Moguls of the `new Babylon`, Hollywood, although jealous that Saddam Hussein could see the ruins of the old from his summer palace at Hillah, looked to J. R. R. Tolkien`s science fiction fantasy, The Lord Of The Rings (1954), to wet the palate of the movie-going public for the battle that would be `The Bagger Of Them All`.`

 `Bilbo Baggins` nephew, Frodo`s baggery was especially pertinent in the second part of the trilogy, The Two Towers, which film of the book had received a promotional boost on September 11, 2001,` Else informed Biff, `when hijacked civil airliners crashed into the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center in New York city, New York state, U.S.A., to re-establish `rough trade`, that is, homosexuality in pederasty for war along the lines of the ancient Greek model, which required that Baghdad, where President Saddam Hussein was the Ear Ache dictator, be sacked, because of the painful sounds to the ears of the world of his `live on TV` offer of support to Al Qaeda, `the bum`, and its leader, Osama Bum Laden, who`d operated under the auspices of the misogynist Taliban regime in Afghanistan before it was sacked in December, 2001, by Santas of the US army from Santa Monica, who`d sent them, and who couldn`t listen with Ear Ache and didn`t want to, but were rather more concerned to celebrate the Advent of Jesus, whose Messianic teaching of neighborliness was closest to the hearts of Americans everywhere, so they sent Ear Ache their whacks, who whacked it: `Love your neighbor as you love yourself.` (Mk: 12. 31)` `In the actual film,` Splintered, `which was separate from the promotional material, known as the second Gulf war, and that officially ended with Saddam Hussein emptying his sack at the end of a rope on December 30, 2006, actor Elijah Wood, in the role of, `to and Frodo Baggins`, destroyed the ring of slavery in Mt. Doom`s volcanic fires, and the towers of Dark Claude collapsed, so re-establishing Irish director Bag O` Snuff`s movie genre for Hollywood`s `dough $ boys`.` Else sniffed significantly before ploughing on inconsiderately without asking; as usual: `The fruition of Jesus` teaching lay somewhere in the future, when babes with full sacks returned to the Hollywood silver screen, and the supposedly Japanese `kamikaze` science fiction scenario of an alien invasion with brains frying beneath Manhattan`s defensive umbrella was butt, a thing outside of the mammaries of humans.`

 `Jesus himself, of course,` `the Spaniard` religious nut observed, `had been taken to the hill of Calvary outside the city of Jerusalem during the period of the Empire of the Roman, Tiberius, where he was nailed to a cross of wood as a `dissident` and left there to die, but he experienced Resurrection and Ascension to heaven above in prefiguration of that of woman’s seed, called futanarian, which is why Jesus` mom, the Virgin Mary, was depicted crushing the head of a serpent, that is, the male penis, beneath her `foot` in Christian iconography, because it was the maled brain that produced war against her species` `remnant`, according to Jesus` disciple, John, in his prophetic Revelation of the future: `The dragon was wroth with the woman and went to make war on the remnant of her seed.` (Rev: 12. 17) `The dragon was the alien, Satan,` Splint Biffined, `who`d been there at the outset, as a representative of saurian evolution 248 M.a., slaving the human futanarian species of woman’s seed, that is, Eve, the first woman created by God, euphemistically from the `rib`, or side of the self-fertilizing futanarian woman, Adam: `You shall crush the head of the serpent with your foot but he will bruise your heel.` (Gen: 3. 15) Yes, and Satan, the angel turned into a wingless serpent by God, for rejecting God`s plan that the human host be greater than the angelic, would give Eve`s brains a lot of bruising from the inside of her skull, where the bruises wouldn`t show, if it could kill her penis and slave her host womb for itself to emerge from as the killer of her race. Of course, there`d be lesions, as Jesus` encounter with the man on the road to Gadarene illustrated, who told him: `My name is Legion.` (Mk: 5. 9) Because Palestine was in the hands of the legions of Rome at the time, Jesus` interpreters understood that the demons inhabiting the man were metaphors for the legions of Rome, whereas they were brain lesions caused by the saurian aspect of the `serpent`s seed` striving to take possession of the human race and kill it. When Jesus acceded to the request of the demon, Legion, to inhabit a herd of swine, after Jesus ordered them to leave the man, the pigs promptly ran off a cliff and drowned, because that`s what the draco wanted the man to do.`

 `The Emperor, Tiberius, was `The Man`, amongst the Romans,` Strap-Onned, `which is why the `beast` of Jesus` disciple John`s prophetic Revelation of the future is described as being `like a lamb, but it spoke like a dragon` (Rev: 13. 11) It`s the bleats that don`t like to leave visible bruises. Jesus was nailed to a cross of wood, with holes put through his feet and hands, so that the people could see that the bleeds wanted them to understand that the Empire controlled its people as puppets. Jesus` Resurrection and Ascension to heaven was undermined by Tiberius, who was already suggesting that strings had been put into the holes in Jesus` hands and feet so that he could be made to look as if he lived again by God, who in fact was an animator with Star Trek (1965- ), the long-running science fiction television series, which featured huge starships traveling throughout the cosmos; on wires. Unless the human race could get rid of its sore Ians and build starships to escape from the bullets (police) of the slavers, the evil ages of Dark Claude would return: `Men cursed the God of heaven for their pains and their sores, but refused to repent of what they had done.` (Rev: 16. 11) By the late 20<sup>th</sup> century, the alien, Sore Ian, had begun spreading the `incurable killer disease`, HIV/AIDS, by mixing blood, shit and semen in each other’s anuses, in mockery of women`s mode of human sexual reproduction, to produce the brains` powers her race would need to run and escape from the by now immortal draco that made her also live an interminably dull existence by drinking her blood, although Jesus had specifically said, at what came to be known as the `Last Supper` before his crucifixion, that the `body and blood` of woman’s seed should be symbolically accepted in the eating and drinking of `bread and wine` together.`

 `Jesus was actually `The Man` because he wouldn`t inject heroine,` Biff splunt: `When Judas, a member of the Jewish polite society of Pharisees, saw him with a woman, he suggested that Jesus was a fairy by arguing that the `perfume` be sold to raise money, but Jesus rebuked him: `Leave her alone.` (Mk: 14. 6) He wanted to inject the heroine. Judas, however, wanted to sell Jesus for `thirty pieces of silver` to the Jewish `religious polites`, the Pharisees, so that he could be executed; thereby removing the possibility of woman’s seed sexually reproducing brains` powers that could hypothetically begin the Resurrection and Ascension to heaven of the human futanarian species of women`s. To prevent the escape of the brains of Eve`s `seed` in colonization of the planets amongst the stars through starships of her species` own devising, Judas prevented Jesus from injecting the heroine, so becoming `The Man` for heroin injection, which was the drug relied upon by brainless addicts, who were happy to pay for the delusion that they had one, while Jesus was laughed off by, amongst others, actor John Wayne, in his role of Longinus, in the film of Jesus` life and death, The Greatest Story Ever Told (1965): `Surely, this was the snuff, God.` (Matt: 27. 54) Though Jesus was always quotable as saying he was `the snuff, man` by those filming history, and the history of the death of the future, through the science fiction `snuff` genre, of the species of humankind on the planet, Earth, and who followed upon its heels, bruising its brains, he was `The Man`, because he wanted to inject heroine, and take a walk around the bed, before getting into it again, whereas the `snuffers` just wanted his `chosen people` to get out of bed and fight, so that they could kill them, which remained true throughout the centuries up to, and after the election of the German dictator, Adolf Hitler, in 1933, whose National Socialist (Nazi) Party was a vehicle for a pogrom that killed upwards of 20, 000, 000 Jews. Incinerated, after being stacked like logs in the Nazi `death camps` during their second world war (1939-45) to enslave the Earth, the German Empire`s first world war (1914-18), to realize the same ends, had ended in similar defeat, although the novel`s theme, written by the pen of the penis of the `serpent`s seed` of Satanism, was beginning to emerge.`

 `Saddam Hussein, the Baghdad dictator of `Ere Reich IV: Some New Soap (2003-6), which had supported the Nazi`s Third Reich in WWII, and continued the theme for WWIII,` Strapped-On took big breaths, but she was quite a bit over sixteen, so it wasn`t a worry to anyone, `was a poisoner of his own Kuds, but notable only for his absence in the Charlie Chaplin movie, The Great Dictator (1940), which made fun of the Nazis` extermination of the Jews with poison gas, a pesticide, Zyklon B, manufactured by the US, and suggested that those who weren`t blonde should have been sent to the `showers`, a euphemistic enticement and annotation for `gas chamber` amongst the oh-so `camp guards`: `We get rid of the Jews first, then concentrate on the brunettes.`3 `The film was allegedly based on a Poe poem,` splintered Biff, `The Raven` (1845), about a bird, called Nevermore, which ate meat, like those of the `towers of silence`, where the dead were taken in the ancient Sassanid religion of the pre-Islamic caliphates of Baghdad, and presumably swore never to eat human flesh again, like the Germans atop their look-out towers, where the machine gunners lurked to prevent escape.` He quoted:

 

`And the Raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting

On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;

And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming

And the lamp-light o'er him streaming throws his shadows on the floor;

And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor

                     Shall be lifted - nevermore!`4

 

 `The Ear Ache President`s army invaded Kuwait city for no apparent reason in 1990,` Else told him, `other than to grab some different bags, and re-establish the Sassanid `towers of silence`, like traditional Mabaakhur incense burners, which look like towers, but in Islam it`s necessary to burn the contents to produce a nicer smell. Saddam Hussein`s invaders were attracted by the `tower of silence` on Akkaz island in Kuwait bay, where corpses were traditionally eaten by `carrion birds`.` `Though obviously not feather-headed `carry on` actress Barbara Windsor, for example,` Biff lost the plot completely, `in her role of moll, Bettina, to actor Sid James` Henry VIII, in the hysterical knockabout comedic farce, Carry On Henry (1971).` `The Ear Ache`s revived the usage of the tower as an `Edgar Allen` (poe) and Mabaakhur `air freshener`, `the Spaniard` ignored him, `when Bum Laden, the rich heir to a Saudi Arabian business Empire, used his terrorist group, Al Qaeda, `the bum`, to hijack civil airliners, and crash them into the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center on 9/11, 2001, it was to make of them `towers of silence` for the `carry on` birds, who went on without their heads; after a fashion.` Biff elucidated his earlier remark about `carry on` birds: `Those who were actually beheaded by Henry VIII, the English king, that is, Anne Boleyn (d. May 15, 1536), and Catherine Howard (d. February 13, 1542), were symptoms of the desire of the draco that humans accept English `toilette humor`, because it was recognizably brainless, and so unthreatening to the enslaving parasitoid alien devourer`s rule.` `Yes,` agreed Else: `In short, beheading the human race, in order to keep it from smelling what is evidently just underneath its nose, is what slavers are for. If women got a sniff of a penis that`s theirs, men`d be out of the picture, so it`s necessary for the `serpent`s seed` in Satansim to wage constant wars of surveillance and extermination to prevent women`s noses from leading their eyes to what their ears, and the mouths of the alien that, symbolically smoking them as phallic secrets, daren`t reveal.`

 `On 9/11 the future of the human futanarian species of woman’s seed was at stake as, indeed, her women had been burned at the stake as witches,` Strap-On went on, `or had it driven into their hearts for being old, and not unlovely, because of the evil vampire draco of the `serpent`s seed` that wanted to deny her stake in her own immortal future. It was her own penis that, sexually reproducing her own species` brain capacity for conferring immortality through medical science`s her-ballism, would be the stake in the heart of the dragon lords of human slaves for war; if she`d wake.` Splinter splinted to the fore in the conversation: `Satan wasn`t the supposedly loving God of the Bible, who`d encouraged the creator to persecute Job, until Job woke up to the knowledge he was a worm, in comparison to the omnipotent deity, which God then did, thereby encouraging the belief that Satan and God were in cahoots: `The second beast was given power to give breath to the image of the first beast, so that the image could speak and cause all who refused to worship the image to be killed. (Rev: 13. 15) Although Job was only badly beaten, the nascent relationship between Satan and God, in the biblical book of Job, suggests that they`re the `beasts` of John`s apocalyptic Revelation, that is, Jesus preached `love`, but Satan advocated the persecution of the Jew, Job, and God deferred to him, which set the stage for Nazism, etc., and the Jews disappearing in puffs of smoke up the chimneys of the death camps, while the German Christians prepared to have Satan`s anagram-pa, S-A-N-T-A, come down the chimneys of their homes with his sack full of `choose` to underline the absence of the Jews from their shoes, which were stacked in a separate pile beneath the ancient symbol of the Roman `bundle`, the fasces, with an ax in its center, so that, when they were reincarnated instead of resurrected, the Jews would have to buy all that footwear again; made by German manufacturing industry, and from shoe shops full of good, blonde, blue-eyed Aryans, with big tits.`

 `By means of the proxy that`s its `serpent`s seed` of men,` `the Spaniard`, Else, took deep breaths, emphasizing hers, `like the symbolically named Learn Ian hydra`s teeth, which were grown from their sowing upon the Earth, after the Greek, Hercules, killed the Sore Ian, so forcing the Danaid women to accept husbanding, according to the myth, Satan was also a pederast with a penis decreasing in size, though wielding a big `gay` club, thereby raising his children to be killed in wars, like those of the early 21^st century in the Middle East, where `snuff` Baghdadi was daddy Santa`s bag, whence he was looking to use newly developed `biological weaponry` from `the sack of Baghdad`, after its dictator, President of Ear Ache, Saddam Hussein, had been hung with a rope placed about his neck, so ensuring that he wouldn`t be producing anything more after involuntary ejaculation, which always and invariably occurred as the neck was strangled.` Else breathed deeply, and Binn Spliffter took up the refrain: `After the anniversary of Jesus` birthday, Saddam Hussein`s execution took place on December 30, 2006, while Xmas was celebrated, as usual, by the whacks in Ear Ache cheering the appearance of the US` Santas coming down their chimneys; symbolic mouth and nose of the smoker of the penis of woman’s seed bags.` Shirt Liffter paused dramatically for effect: `Although the dicked tater of Ear Ache`s whacks lodged their usual complaint, nothing emerged from their sacks for the Kuds who, after being poison gassed, as the local, easier footwear, were homeless `bums`, surrounded by the five nations` competitors; Iran, Syria, Ear Ache, Turkey, and little Armenia, who bombed them mercilessly, although not with the US` successor to its famous Jew-exterminating pesticide, the Zyklon B `poison gas` , that is, the high tech stealth B2 `Spirit` bomber that, at US $ 1 billion, was too expensive a toy to be wasted on the Kuds.`

 `The chimneys that the US` Santas were coming down were very similar to the ones in the Nazi `death camps` that the Jews went up in smoke,` Else Strapped On, `after they were poison gassed, like Saddam Hussein`s Kuds, and then stacked like logs for the incinerators; thoughtfully prepared. The Kuds had hoped that the US` Santas would have produced something from their sacks for them, and only the possible launching by Ear Ache of his crack cock-anus` `biological weapon`, a more virulent form of the HIV/AIDS` virus, IVE/AIDS (Immuno-deficiency Virus Extraterrestrially Acquired Immuno-Deficiency Syndrome), deterred attempts to bridge the gulf between Santas and Kuds. Hiding from the Santas, lest their undiscovered cracks were smoked, the Kuds remained homeless bums without a cunt tree of their own to support in a nationalist fervor of `gay` terrorism towards tourists, who mightn`t think they were unusual if they didn`t want to wear shorts and a T; so to fit in, and enjoy some crack with the locals.` `It was the Boston Marathon on April 13, 2015, that the fitness of the human race was tested,` splunted Biff. `That`s a bit blunt, Biff,` Else, `the Spaniard`, retorted, `the Boston Marathon was disrupted by two `pipe` bombs, because the terrorists were commenting on Logan`s Run (1976), the science fiction film, made of the novel written by William F. Nolan in 1967, which posited a future wherein `runners` were killed by `sandmen`, presumably because of their sandshoes, or because they were his version of the Jews in Israel`s Middle Eastern desert. As the future`s resources ran out, `runners` were killed, that is, those who were aged 21, or over, and who ran to avoid being killed by the `sandmen`, a metaphor for Middle Eastern terrorism, for those who`d hijacked civil airliners at Boston, Logan airport, to crash into the WTC, at the dawn of the 21<sup>st</sup> century, that is, Christianity`s 21^st birthday.` `So they were `crack pipe` bombs?` Biff asked her. `So were the planes,` Else admitted with a shrug, `and the terrorists were Japanese coercive telepaths, because it was the US that mixed their hell with their arse: brains frying.` `Those cocainers who smoke with a `crack pipe`, like the Boston `pipe` bombers, are cock-anus, that is, in psychological terms they`re the `incurable killer virus`, which is spread through institutionalized homosexuality in pederasty for war against woman’s seed, and is manifested as the HIV/AIDS` `biological weapon` keeping women in fearful faithfulness to their misogynist host womb slaver.`

 `I see,` Biff squinted, `that`s why the Taliban regime, toppled by the US by December 31, 2001, were notoriously misogynist, because that`s why they sponsored Al Qaeda, `the bum`, to precipitate a war with a country that only had penisless babes, because it was where the homosexuals in pederasty for waging war against the human race were most virulently opposed to woman’s seed.` `Whereas,` Else saw the light, `amongst the Middle Eastern peoples where the Moslem women in Islam wear their black one-piece coverall, the burka, woman’s seed still exists, and the `crack troops` want to get in there and smoke her until she`s a whore.` `That`s about the size of it,` splintered Biff onwardly, `but not until they`ve snorted her balls for mana, and smoked her penis down to the butt, preparatory to giving her euthanasia by meat injection, that is, all of the STDs they`ve got, including their `biological weapon`, HIV/AIDS, to finish off the human.` `Yes, the human will never make it to the finish line, because that`s colonization of the planets amongst the stars. The Middle Eastern peoples in Moslem Islam wanted US` body fascism to end. Fitness might be about pumps, but the US were puttin` `em on. It`s a child killer that doesn`t want a race.` Else, `the Spaniard`, put on her best deep voice, and squared her shoulders to look more Spanish: `Should`ve been at home pumping, instead of puttin` `em on, man.` `I can see you`re wearing your bumps,` said Biffo. `Yes, the US want to be puttin` all of `em on, because they warship an alien parasitoid devourer that can`t win, if it hasn`t extinguished all of the `remnant` of woman’s seed, so that it can always put every body on.`

 `Women don`t drive cars in Saudi Arabia, why`s that?` Biff splant, endeavoring to change the subject hurriedly; so as to stop the audience from laughing so much. Else huffed, `Christianity is about driving demons out, but if men are the demons that want to drive the ship to the stars, where they can reproduce each other without woman’s seed, and the men don`t want to be bred out of a woman`s star system, men are her demons, who won`t be driven out, which is why women are forbidden to drive, and there`s a binary star, called Algol in Arabic, which translates as `demon star`, because the planets there are where women refuse to be driven out by men, who call women `demons`. If you search the night sky, it`s part of the constellation, Perseus, and the `demon star` is the Gorgon`s head, Medusa, whose head was cut off, according to Greek mythology, because she paralyzed the `serpent`s seed` of unredeemed men with her beauty, and they wanted war, rather than Jesus` teaching that woman’s seed should be accepted by them, so that they`d be born of women in heavenly peace.` `The Arabs have a slightly different belief, Biff biffed, `Algol is `ghoul`, who`re creatures that watch decay, that is, women are accused of being ghoulish, although they can`t do anything to prevent their species` extinction.` `So the head of the Gorgon was cut off by Perseus, and used to paralyze enemies,` Else elsed, `as a metaphor for the deceptiveness of women`s beauty, which doesn`t care about its own extinction. It`s insufficient.` `Yes, however,` Biffed, `women`s phenomenology doesn`t disabuse men of their assuredness in homosexuality, because woman’s seed is almost unknown, so men don`t have any competitor; then war in pederasty seems normative. If men aren`t disabused of the belief that they`re normative, women become an aspect of their `gay` spirit, which is that they make war together against woman’s seed, that is, the race of God to the planets amongst the stars is their enemy.`

 `If women reproduced with each other, they wouldn`t be slaves, so what price morality based on adultery?` Biff frowned. `Women encourage adultery? Yes, but they`re a single species, so it`s the human race that`s adulterated by men of the unredeemed `serpent`s seed` that, slaving the `remnant` of the native futanarian species of Earth, reject human brainpower, so that humans can`t reach the stars, and be born there as men of woman’s seed.` `Unredeemed humanity is a parasite that emerges from the host to kill it as a parasitoid entertaining itself,` Else nodded, `which it defines as `moral` behavior, because it`s the product of adultery. Consequently, killing of any sort is moral, which is why Hollywood, Babylon, is such a successful Mogul Empire.` `Yes, the best known model is the 8^th century collection of stories, 1001 Nights,` Biff nodded in his turn, `with its `framing device` of the Mogul Emperor, Shah Jehan, who beheaded his wife, and then took a new one each day, before beheading her each evening. Scheherezade is the storyteller, who tells her tales to keep the Mogul`s interest, until he marries her, and stops removing the brainpower of India`s `remnant` of woman’s seed, although the stories Scheherezade tells are her remains. To educate the parasitoid is her role, because it`s her Mogul Emperor, and she tries, which is women`s burden.` `The Hollywood Moguls, of course, have long since decapitated Eve`s `seed`, and now it`s `the snuff, man` film. As of now, they`re shooting the Kuds, which is about how Satan, anagram-pa S-A-N-T-A, produced snuff from his bag, after being down the Kuds` noses, and up their chimney mouths, like a `red dragon` of Revelation, with money to burn.`

 `No matter how much the Kuds enjoyed their crack without their dads,` Else grimmed, `they were smoked out of it by the pipes of the cocainers.` `Och, it`s an old Scottish tradition,` Biff puffed on his meerschaum, `to see the piper afore ye die.` `Yes,` Else admonished him, `an old tradition of spiders, who hide in cracks in the walls, which is why a piper`s bagpipes look like them. To men, women are just an old spider, with a lot of arms and legs, because they`re all cracks and pipes whereas, as the HIV/AIDS `killer virus` shows, men are just cock-anus, a pipe for getting into cracks, and killing what`s there.` `There`s a movie,` Biff flim fanned, `Taras Bulba (1962), starring actor, Yul Brynner, about a Russian Cossack who, after riding to a gulf, tries to jump across, and falls in. I enjoyed the crack. Whores ridden, but he`d need more crack troops to kill a woman in the gulf, because she`s a bigger producer.` `What was the movie about?` Else inquired. `Treachery. The Poles, embattled by the Turks, betrayed the Cossacks, who came to fight and save them, and later the Cossacks betrayed the Poles in the same way. The Cossack, who fell in the gulf, accused Taras` son of cowardice, because he wouldn`t fight for the Poles, and actor Tony Curtis as Andriy Bulba jumped the gulf to prove his bravery. It`s what Hollywood movie Moguls do; promote war. Actress Christine Kaufmann, in the role of Natalia Dubrov, is the shade of woman’s seed, a Polish Princess, who A. Bulba falls in love with, because he`s an alien who wants to produce some more dim Bulbas, who think it`s brave to extinguish the light of the human race.`

 The sleuths sleuthed off into the night, with their arms around each other in the glare of the street lamps, and that of the headlamps of the automobiles; packed with crackheads out to enjoy smoking some old spider. At a street corner, Biff saluted a Scots` piper inflating an old bag, and putting her pipe in his mouth; the pair skirling around him as he unleashed his urlar, the `ground movement` that preceded the rest of the onslaught on the ears, as indeed in the Gulf war where, in accordance with tradition, the Ear Ache position had been made much worse at Basra by the Scots` pipers of the 3^rd Battallion, `Black Watch`,5 playing, crunluath a mach (variations out). On towards a neon `big Mac` swirled Else, `the Spaniard`, Strap-On, and Biff Splinter. Amid some sign of warmth and safety, Else sat beside the clown. `I`m Poddy, your waitress for this evening` said a voice and a body appearing at their table. `Fries,` ordered Biff, `and some coke. Tow.` He showed her the time honored two-finger salute evoking memories of the Twin Towers of the WTC, a `V-for-victory` sign poignant with bathos for all those who didn`t make it.

 

1 Dickens, Charles Oliver Twist, Chapter 2, `Treats of Oliver Twist's growth, education, and board`, Bentley`s Miscellany, February 1837.

2 http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FootPopping/ .

3 Daniell, Henry as Garbitsch, The Great Dictator, Charles Chaplin Film Corporation, 1940.

4 Poe, Edgar Allen `The Raven`, New York Evening Mirror, January 29, 1845.

5 Crown, Sara, and agencies, `British Troops Move Into Basra`, The Guardian, https://www.theguardian.com/world/2003/apr/07/iraq.sarahcrown .

 

Santa Baby

 

To believe in chests of gold and, to unpack the trunks to discover nothing of value is, idiomatically, a `nine elephants` event. Santa, for example, coming down the chimney on the supposed anniversary of the birthday of Jesus `Christ`, `the chosen` Jewish Messiah, December 25, 0, to celebrate that event, and without having anything for the Kuds in his sack, is a further instance of `nine elephants`. When Iraq`s President, Saddam Hussein, the moustachioed Middle Eastern comedian for the Moslems in Islam, poisoned the Kuds, rather than produce something from his dad`s bag in Baghdad, it was too late to stop the nine elephants` events. `Pop` Laden, also known as `Bun`, the Saudi Arabian playboy, and his group, Al Qaeda, `the bass`, because they relied heavily on that instrument for oomph, hijacked civil airliners in the United States of America to crash them into the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center in New York city on 9/11, 2001, to begin an elephant war that would see the nosies hurling themselves at each other across the plains of what they thought was Megidoo, although that was actually located in Northern Israel, near the port of Haifa, before the new President of Iraq, Baghdadi, declared a new Levant, that is, elephant war, to teach the Kuds a lesson they`d never forget.

 Santa, of course, was a Christian anagram for S-A-T-A-N, who was the angel turned into a serpent by the creator, God, for rejecting God`s plan that the human host should be greater than the angelic. Placed in the paradise of heaven on Earth that was Eden, in Iraq, according to some archaeologists, Satan tempted Eve, the first woman created by God, to `eat of the fruit of the knowledge of good and evil`, that is, death, and reject God`s `fruit of the tree of life`, which was immortality, saying: `You shall be as gods.` (Gen: 3. 15) Christianity was the religion that thought it`d superseded the Old Testament of the Bible of the Jewish `chosen people`, that is, their history and law, which was the Talmud and Torah, with Jesus` New Testament teaching: `Love your neighbor as you love yourself.` (Mk: 12. 31) Jesus was `Christ`, `the chosen`, because he was born uncontaminated by male semen, from his mother, the Virgin Mary, who was depicted in Christian iconography crushing the head of the serpent, Satan, for this reason. When the Roman Empire occupying Jewish Palestine took Jesus to the hill of Calvary as a `dissident` and nailed him to a cross of wood where he died, Jesus experienced Resurrection and Ascension to heaven in prefiguration of that of woman’s seed. As God told Eve in Eden, she`d have `enmity` with the `serpent`s seed` , but there`d be Salvation, and Redemption: `You shall crush the head of the serpent with your foot, but he will bruise your heel.` (Gen: 3. 15) Eve`s foot was that of the elephant, because she had a big trunk to pack and go to the planets amongst the stars with the rest of her species to colonize there.

 Traditionally, Adam was the first man created by God, from whose `rib`, or side, Eve emerged, which was a euphemism for Adam`s role as a human futanarian, `foot`, who`re women with penis` semen of their own to self-fertilize themselves as a species` survival trait. The `serpent`s seed`, Satan, was the sales` representative of the previous saurian epoch in the Mesozoic period of Earth`s history, 248 M.a., which wanted to enslave the host womb of the human futanarian species of woman’s seed for its racist entertainment of extinction through war. Although the Bible describes the angels of God as residing in heaven, those of Earth constituted an alien invader; at least of the wombs of the human race. The events of nine elephants and the Levant `foot` war were to do with woman’s seed, and the attempts by the `serpent`s seed` of Satan, grown in power since Eden, to stop her from packing her trunk, and leaving with her golden chests to colonize the planets amongst the stars: `The dragon was wroth with the woman and went to make war on the remnant of her seed.` (Gen: 12. 17) Essentially, the `serpent`s seed` were those men who were too cowardly to want to be born from woman’s seed in heaven and so fought to keep her a slave upon the Earth because they were too cowardly to be woman’s seed in heaven, and would rather be a damned alien.

 In parasitology, the parasite that emerges from the host to kill it is termed `parasitoid`, which is the problem: `Men cursed the God of heaven for their pains and their sores, but refused to repent of what they had done.` (Rev: 16. 11) What they`d done, they`d done, by the time the ancient Greeks had institutionalized homosexuality in pederasty for war through the enslavement of women`s host wombs. By the late 20<sup>th</sup> century, woman’s seed was invisible, although rumors of its existence in the four wife marriages of Moslem Islam were rife, and the so-called western democracies had seen the launching of the plague, HIV/AIDS, spread as a `biological weapon` through pederasty for war against woman’s seed by homosexuals` mixing blood, shit and semen in each other’s anuses in mockery of women`s futanarian mode of human sexual reproduction. Forcing women into acceptance of monogamous ring slavery, HIV/AIDS made the host safe for the parasitoid to emerge from.

 Saddam Hussein could see the ruins of ancient Babylon from his summer palace at Hillah after the United States` army invaded to topple the comedian in March, 2003, because of his offer of support to `the bass` player, Al Qaeda`s Playboy figurine, Bun Laden, but Babylon, ancient capital of the Persian Empire (c. 4000 B.C.), and named for `a woman` of the Bible, had been built anew as a movie industry in the district of Hollywood, city of Los Angeles, on the west coast of the state of California, after the first film made there by director D.W. Griffith, Old California (1910): `Mystery, Babylon the great, mother of harlots and of the abominations of the Earth.` (Rev: 17. 5) The babes of the new Babylon were penisless, as evinced by the girls in Playboy magazine, published by Hugh Hefner since 1955, although the Levant war with Baghdadi was waged to persuade the Moslem women in Islam, who wore their black one-piece coverall in public to conceal themselves from the eyes of westerners, to see if they had anything in their sacs; apart from the usual boy sons.

 If woman’s seed wasn`t extinct, she might be able to sexually reproduce enough brains` powers to develop advanced medicine to confer immortality upon her race and escape to colonize the planets amongst the stars of heaven in starships devised by her technologists. Consequently, from the perspective of the `serpent`s seed` of those who preferred to remain damned on Earth as slavers of humanity, rather than be born of woman’s seed in heaven, women were an elephant with a big trunk, and a chest of gold, which the Levant war with the Moslems in Islam would make an `elephant`s graveyard` of, and the `nine elephants` events precursed. It`d been a big German `nein` from the start. `No` to the elephants and the Levant. The German Empire had attempted to enslave Europe in the war of 1914-18 and had attempted to extinguish the Jewish `chosen people` in death camps throughout Europe in the war of 1939-45. Consequently, it was no surprise that Germany`s ally, Iraq, had supported the Levant war, because Jesus Christ, `the chosen` Messiah of God`s Levant `foot` was a Jew.

 Yes, Jesus was a Jew for the foot. In Judaism, which was founded by Isaac, son of Sara and Abraham, it isn`t possible for a Jew to be born unless from a Jewish woman, that is, women are the Jews` foot. Isaac`s brother, Ishmael, was the founder of Islam through his descendant, Mohamed, who received the Koran (610-30 C.E.) from the angels of God, which is cited as the basis for the Moslems permitting themselves four wives. Because Sara was barren after the birth of Isaac, she gave her maid, Hajer, `the Egyptian woman`, to Abraham, and Hajer bore Ishmael, who is therefore defined as illegitimate by Christians, who want a war, because the four wives of the Moslems in Islam are perceived as a retroactive attempt to legitimize Ishmael`s birth, whereas they`re actually designed to afford the sexual reproduction of humans from woman’s seed within the family, which Christian slavers don`t want; lest women escape to the stars. In simple terms, Jews, Christians, and Moslems are all `people of the foot`, whereas the slavers don`t want the human race to have a leg to stand on, and they know that, without woman’s seed, the race is brain damaged, and will fall over hemorrhaging bloody violence before it reaches the divorce court.

 Because he`s an anagram of Satan, S-A-N-T-A`s sack contains nothing of value for the Kuds. As an alien parasitoid devourer, his sac contains only boy sons and their contaminants. Having smoked the women`s penis down to the butt, Santa`s after giving the Kuds an HIV/AIDS injection from the meat syringe, whilst feigning to be a `doctor on call` responding to an `emergency birth` on the 25^th of December each year. The new religion he`s promoting is the Tug Bag Gonist sect`s in which the Kuds, who are understood as having come out of the bag, are then put back in, before being incinerated in the hearth, while Santa escapes back up the chimney, like a rascal, in the style of the Nazi comics in the death camps, who poison gassed the Jews, then stacked the Jews like log bundles before incinerating them, and kept a pile of shoes to remind them of the foot that wouldn`t ever fit in with their body fascism; beneath the ancient Roman symbol of Empire, the fasces `bundle` and axe. Santa`s Tug Bag Gonist sect wave cigarette phalloid imagery underneath the noses of women to remind them of their extinction as a species, because they have ground forces in the snuff movie industry, and what an alien slaver needs a human to be is a trunk without a head.

 

Fantastic Plastic

 

Strapping on her plastic penis,1 Else was challenging the very foundations of the legal system throughout the western nations and, indeed, the rest of the world, which either followed the democratic path of ancient Greece and its ethical code, or the law of the Romans that derived its power from established opinion. Else believed in the Bible, but not like everyone else of the generations that had passed since the first book, Genesis, was penned by the original Jew scribe. Without a penis to write with, Else, was disabled. She couldn`t write the history of her own species; as God had planned that the members of her race should. Instead, the first man, Adam, and the first woman, Eve, according to Genesis, had encountered Satan, after being created by God, the creator, in the paradise of Eden that was heaven on Earth. Satan had been an angel in heaven, with wings, according to tradition, but had been ejected therefrom by God, and turned into a wingless serpent, for rejecting God`s pan that the human host would be greater than the angelic, although Satan would, according to St. John the divine`s prophetic Revelation of the future in the New Testament of the Bible, based on the teaching of the Jewish Messiah, Jesus `Christ`, `the chosen`, get his wings back as a devouring dragon full grown since its days in Eden: `The dragon was wroth with the woman and went to make war on the remnant of her seed.` (Rev: 12. 17)

 Jesus` Messianic role was to teach the Jews, that is the `chosen people` of God, during the period of their occupation by the Roman Empire, how to survive as a people by concealing their thirst for vengeance for being enslaved, which was what the Old Testament had promised them: `Love your neighbor as you love yourself.` (Mk: 12. 31) In Genesis, Satan, had promised Eve, and Adam that, if they accepted death, `You shall be as gods.` (Gen: 3. 15) The power to make war was the power that Satan could use against the human race, if it lived in ephemeral unconscious ignorance, bereft of memory, and civilizational advancement through technologies that required the storage capacity of immortal living memories to create and maintain. However, Eve and Adam had accepted death from Satan for the human race by eating of `the tree of good and evil`, as it is written in Genesis, and rejecting God`s `tree of life`, that is, immortality, so God expelled them from Eden. Eve`s `seed` would have `enmity` with the serpent`s, God told her, but would have Redemption: ` You shall crush the head of the serpent with your foot, but he will bruise your heel.` (Gen: 3. 15) In Christian iconography, Jesus` mother was depicted crushing the head of the serpent with her foot because Jesus was born uncontaminated by male semen and so represented a new form of brainpower, or rather woman’s seed was to resurrect an older form of brainpower that had been lost since Eve`s encounter with Satan, a saurian.

 Saurian evolution had occurred 248 M.a., in the Mesozoic period of Earth`s history, which was ample time for them to develop the technology needed to take them to colonize the planets amongst the stars of heaven above the Earth, although Satan, `the fallen`, and his `rebel angels`, had sought to enslave the host womb of the human race to entertain themselves with extinguishing God`s new race by raising it to wage war against itself after it began to appear 220 M.a., during the Jurassic period of hominid evolution. The almost hidden biblical secret, Else mouéd at herself in the mirror, fingering her plastic cock lightly between expert fingers, was that Adam, the first man, had been a futanarian woman with a penis of her own, which was why God and Christianity described women crushing the brains of the `serpent`s seed` with their `foot`. In Genesis, Adam was described as giving birth to Eve, from her `rib` or side, because the anthropos was a self-fertilizing woman with her own penis` semen, a human species` survival trait. Satan represented an earlier saurian form of evolution that killed the original human woman`s capacity to sexually reproduce with herself her own race, and enslaved her human host`s womb to entertain itself with warfare. Without longevity, humans would be memoryless, so whatever advances they could make in terms of civilization would be ephemeral, and the slave wars of the `serpent`s seed` of Satan`s saurians would ensure that the human race remained in unconscious ignorance and, effectively, dead.

 As a figure, Jesus was extraordinary, because he experienced Resurrection and Ascension to heaven in prefiguration of that of woman’s seed after he was taken to the hill of Calvary outside the city of Jerusalem by the Romans and nailed to a cross of wood as a `dissident` against the slave Empire of the Emperor, Tiberius, where he died, although the US` movie interpretation of the event, described in The Greatest Story Ever Told (1965), is quite clear about the subject material under discussion. Upon Jesus` death, the Roman guard, actor John Wayne in the role of Longinus, pierces Jesus` side with his spear, looking for the `Second Eve` to emerge from the rib of the `Second Adam`, and says, `Surely, this was the snuff, God.` (Matt: 27. 54) Although Jesus always said, in true Jesus Christ Superstar style, although the lyric doesn`t appear in the official version of the 1970 rock opera penned by lyricist Tim Rice, and with music by Andrew Loyd Webber, that he was in fact, `the snuff, man`. Caught by his disciple, Judas, with a woman, Jesus was sold to the Jewish `religious police`, the Pharisees, for `thirty pieces of silver`, because Judas recognized that Jesus represented the danger associated with women`s `seed` sexually reproducing the brainpower the human race needed to run by itself and escape from slavery to the saurian `serpent`s seed` of Satan in Satanism, which was what the Empire of Rome, and indeed all other Empires before that, represented for the indigenous futanarian human species of woman’s seed native to the Earth: `Mystery, Babylon the great, mother of harlots and of the abominations of the Earth.` (Rev: 17. 5) In ancient Greece women`s host wombs were enslaved institutionally in homosexuality and pederasty for war against the `remnant` of her `seed`, which is what the `serpent`s seed` wanted the human race for: snuff.

 Else wobbled naked from the mirror with her `plastic fantastic lover`, as Jefferson Airplane`s lead singer, Marty Balin, once described it on the album track, `Plastic Fantastic Lover`, from 1967`s Surrealistic Pillow, `All the red tape is mechanical rape of the TV program waste.`2 She was listening to the track now, while reflecting upon how, since at least the time of the ancient Greeks, men had manufactured women with themselves as a single male brained creature wearing each other’s clothes in `TV` transvestism, broadcast after the invention of the television machine in 1926 as `reality snuff`. The `red tape` of censorship was how the alien pogromer extinguished the `TV` picture. If women`s cocks couldn`t be seen on the screen, so representing a last ditch defense of the human species of woman’s seed against men of the `serpent`s seed` who, homosexuals in pederasty, threateningly waved their HIV/AIDS` meat injector cocks loaded with biological weaponry, the human race would be extinguished. Without her own `seed` women`s race would be effectively beheaded by the alien. Else wobbled on with her plastic cock jouncing under her. Beneath the track she could hear the `twisted lyrics` of Satan: `Let he that hath wisdom understand, The number of a man is the number of the beast and his number is six hundred three score and six.` (Rev: 13. 8) If the human race was extinct, `the beast` would remain democratically elected forever with 66.6% of the vote, and would wage war as the human species against itself throughout eternity; unless the damned thing could lift itself off the Earth, and kill some other poor fucker somewhere.

 The Jewish religious police had once brought a woman to Jesus they said they`d caught in adultery, and Jesus tried not to laugh, because they were dangerous psychopathic maniacs bred into a brainless existence by male braining slavers, during the Roman Empire and before, when the Jews lived as slaves in ancient Egypt, which they`d fled for the land in Palestine promised them by God, according to the book of Exodus in the Old Testament, that is, the history and law of the Jews, called the Torah and Talmud by them in their language, Hebrew. Jesus said: `Let he that is without sin cast the first stone at her.` (John: 8. 7) For him it was bizarre that a parasite on the host womb of the human race of woman’s seed could accuse her of adultery, although `encouraging adultery` was the reason given for sexual repressive measures taken by the alien controlled governments of the Earth, who thereby confused law with morality, because women`s non-existent adultery couldn`t be the basis for a moral law, which was only designed to prevent the human race from sexually reproducing enough brainpower to escape its slavers, and that was the basis of the judicial system. Sexual reproduction was banned, Else judiciously observed, watching the Satanicals ignoring the existence of the penis on daytime `TV` while, Else conjectured, they waited for their bodies to rot away, and their brains to develop wings to fly up into the sun. There they`d be incinerated in the heat. As a sign of solidarity with Jesus` supposed celibacy, Else supposed, which Jesus`d had to accept; with his arms nailed wide apart, and his feet nailed together. Of course the delusion was that men had their cocks out all the time when no one was watching, but with all of the cunts and some of the penis, men couldn`t compete with women for brainpower, which was why men pretended that all of the cocks in the known universe were hidden; to prevent those who weren`t yet 13 or so in years from seeing mommy`s: before they`d killed it.

 Modern life was symbolic, Else reflected, and secret, she paused, looking at a cigarette held by one of the `TV` people in the `snuff box`. An alien male was waving it about like a phallus underneath the nose of another alien, a woman, to remind her that this was now a primitives` society, where mana or power was ingested nasally, and that that was how women`s testes had disappeared from the `TV` scenes. Waving the secret phallus, the alien made smoke in the style of the `red dragon`, Satan, and the woman understood that her penis was being smoked down to the butt. `Soon it`ll be the launching of the biological weapon of AIDS through the meat injection,` Else observed, `although the children won`t be able to see the bitch finally dying in misery and pain.` Else waggled her strap on penis. The `TV` woman laughed cigarettely, so that the children wouldn`t know she was deriding their futures as already made extinct by the double-backed beast of Satan worship.

 Doubling back into the past to kill the `remnant` of woman’s seed was what the twin `beasts` of Revelation did, according to Jesus` disciple, John: `The second beast was given power to give breath to the image of the first beast, so that the image could speak and cause all who refused to worship the image to be killed.` (Rev: 13. 15) Men were the `beast` given breath by their host womb, which was also a `beast`, because woman’s seed was what they killed together, and `TV` was what they watched, judiciously, to make sure that all the male brained transvestites were extinguished too, as a moral crusade against women`s being adulterous, whereas the human futanarian race of women, with their own penis` semen for the sexual reproduction of brainpower to escape men`s enslaving of them for `snuff wars` were, as Jesus pointedly remarked, a single unadulterate species that didn`t want to be owned in ring slavery to a set of lawmakers who`d illegalized people: `At the resurrection people will neither marry nor be given in marriage; they will be like the angels in heaven.` (Matt: 22. 30) In short, the human race was being killed, legally, for having been adulterated by its lawyers, and that was the morality by which the remains of the species were governed. Else frowned. She hadn`t time for this. Her friend was in the other room, and she`d promised to pretend to be a man for her, so that she wouldn`t be snuffed like all of the others.

 In the other room where her girlfriend, Es, was waiting with her bum in the air on some pillows on a bed, the movie Red Dragon was being played by a VCR on a monitor, which was about a psychopath that killed women and then skinned them before putting on the skin and wearing it. `That`s what men do,` Else opined, `they kill all of the women with a penis of their own, and then impregnate what`s left of her womb to emerge thence as a red dragon wearing her skin.` Es wiggled her bum invitingly, `I`m a parasitologist,` she said, `and parasites that emerge from the host to kill it are termed `parasitoid`, which is what men do. It says so in the Revelation of John: `The dragon stood in front of the woman who was about to give birth, so that it might devour her child.` (Rev: 12. 4) `Yes, well,` said Es, `you aren`t going to do much impregnating with that plastic prick, are you?` `No,` Else agreed, `because the dragon`s already smoked my cock down to the butt for its HIV/AIDS meat injector. It`s a smoker with the rest of the crack cock anus in homosexuality in pederasty for war against us. When it`s smoked enough of us down to the butt hole, we`ll all be the butt of its joke, which is that the human race didn`t kill itself. It was just made to look like that.` `We wuz framed,` Ez wobbled. `The film will have to be edited,` Else processed on, `lest the plastic cock encourage young minds to be adult.` Es chuckled, `If it didn`t, the alien parasitoid devourer wouldn`t have any new innocent minds to torture and kill in the name of Christian morality.` `That`s about the size of it,` said Else, injecting her pinkly. `Not that it actually matters. We`re all men now anyday.` `Of course,` Es of coursed, `butt, in homosexuality in pederasty for war against the human futanarian `remnant` of woman’s seed, they only have cocks for each other, whereas we`ve still got plastic.` `Although they`re holding all the cards,` Else frowned winningly, `which means we`re fucked.`

 

1 Wells, Andy `Jailed: Woman, 27, who pretended to be male and wore prosthetic penis to dupe female friend into sex`, Yahoo News UK, July 20, 2017, https://uk.news.yahoo.com/woman-jailed-pretending-man-sex-best-friend-130358465.html .

2 Balin, Marty `Plastic Fantastic Lover`, Surrealistic Pillow, RCA Victor, 1967.

 

Flush Fiction

 

Biff Blunt had just finished his doctoral thesis at his local University in Juniperberg, California county, Free Orange State (because they gave you one every summer), and had been told by his supervisor, Ace Beaver, that it`d to be reduced by 900, 000 words. `Although it used to be that theses could be of any length, gangsters rule, which means that everybody not only has to pay for everything twice, but that they have to keep paying for everything, no matter how long they live, because that`s how gangsters thrive.` Buying a pair of trousers at his local department store in the high street, Lee Trouser, Biff stuck two fingers up at the proprietor, and walked out of the clothing emporium into the street, where he looked back at the sliding doors that had let him out. Biff knew that, after he`d put on weight, and let out the trousers, he`d be murdered by gangsters, and reincarnated from his mother`s womb by means of a complicated time-travel arrangement between the local hoods and the navy. The warship floaters were the only ones with the equipment and personnel to carry out the job, so that he`d have to come here and buy the trousers again, and this wouldn`t happen only the twice that he`d just asked for, but ad infinitum into the far flung future corners of the soles of his shoeish existence.

 Reminded of the shoes piled outside the ovens at Belsen in Germany, and Auschwitz, Poland, etc., while their Jews were piled like bundles of wood beneath the ancient Empire of Rome`s fasces` symbol of the bundle with an ax in the center, it was clear in Biff`s mind that the fascist gangsters of the German National Socialist (Nazi) Party elected in 1933 felt, as Christians who loved their mums, that the Jews hadn`t paid enough for their position as God`s `chosen people`, which is what the Bible said they were. After being poisoned with the United States` manufactured pesticide, Zyklon B, in the `death camps` of the Nazis, where the Jews were told that they were being taken to the showers, when they were on their way to the gas chambers, it was expected that they would be reincarnated, rather than experience that Resurrection and Ascension to heaven promised by Jesus `Christ`, `the chosen` Jew, and so buy their shoes again, so fulfilling the prophecy of the Masons, which was that buying things that`d been pawned, like the Jewish shoes, would be the Redemption and Salvation of all decent thinking, hard-working, Christian nationalists.

 Jesus` New Testament teaching had, for the Christians, replaced the law and history of the Jews, which is the Old Testament of the Bible, and is vengeful, rather than forgiving: `Love your neighbor as you love yourself.` (Mk: 12. 31) Obviously, the Nazis didn`t, and the Germans hadn`t, during their 1914-18 war to take over the Earth as slave labor. Supported by Iraq during their second, 1939-45 war, the United States` invasion of Iraq in March, 2003, was meant to be an unannounced end to the Nazis` second war, but it ballooned into a third, because Bakr Al Baghdadi declared a new Islamic state emergent from amongst rebels in Syria and the ruins of Iraq. The new Caliphate with Baghdadi at its head was the Independent Levant (which, as a boy`s name, means `rising`), so nine eleven`s symbolism was, in Deutsche `nein` (no), to anything other than a Nazi Levant`s independence, whether the writer was a nasty elephant called Levant - or `Nyet` (not), as the Russians might argue. When the Al Qaeda terrorist group, `the base`, operating under the auspices of the notoriously misogynist Taliban regime of Afghanistan, led by Saudi Arabia`s Osama Ben Laden, crashed hijacked civil airliners into the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center in New York city on September 11, 2001, it was a Nazi plan to re-establish `rough trade`, which is that `brutality and violence` associated with homosexuality in pederasty for war; at least since ancient Greece, `the model of western democracy`, where women`s host wombs were institutionally enslaved for this. Through their ally, dictator Saddam Hussein of Iraq, there`d be a German Levant independent of needing to buy shoes again, because the Jews would make them free.

 It was relevant that the Taliban were misogynist, and although the United States toppled that regime by December 2001, it wasn`t in Jesus` name, as everyone supposed, because Afghanistan was an Islamic state where the people were Moslem, that is, they accepted the Koran (610-30 C.E.), rather than the Bible, a holy book dictated to Mohamed long after Jesus` death, Resurrection and Ascension to heaven, which is the story according to Christianity in their New Testament. The basic difference wasn`t one. In Judaism, which was founded by Abraham`s son, Isaac, born to Abraham`s wife, Sara, a Jew can only be born from a woman, that is, women are Jews. Islam was founded by Mohamed, descendant of Ishmael, son of `the Egyptian woman`, Hajer, who was given by Sara to Abraham when Sara was barren after the birth of Isaac. As Islam permits four wives, Christianity views Islam as a retroactive attempt to legitimize Ishmael, because Hajer wasn`t married to Abraham. Consequently, Moslem Islam is illegitimate to Christianity, although Jesus` birth uncontaminated by male semen from his mother, the Virgin Mary, confers a more exact illegitimacy upon men and their claim to be doing things in Jesus` name.

 Although people are taught that the Bible story of Eve, the first woman, and Adam, the first man, comes about because Eve was born from Adam`s rib or side, the fact that some women have their own penis, and semen as futanarian woman’s seed, suggests that Adam was a self-fertilizing woman. Consequently, Satan was a `fallen man` described as being in heaven as an angel before rejecting God`s plan that the human host be greater than the angelic. When Satan, who`d been turned into a serpent by God, tempted Eve to `eat of the fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil`, that is, death, rather than `eat of the fruit of the tree of life`, which is immortality, God told Eve her `seed` would have `enmity` with that of the serpent`s, but: `You shall crush the head of the serpent with your foot, although he will bruise your heel.` (Gen: 3. 15) In Christian iconography, Jesus` mother is depicted crushing the head of the serpent with her `foot`, because she represents futanarian woman`s ability to sexually reproduce brains to defeat Satan`s `serpent`s seed` of men to leave Earth and colonize the planets of heaven above by devising starships to take her humanity there. Although the `serpent`s seed` grown in size to that of a devouring dragon of war against woman’s seed striving to bear her own species` children amongst the stars, will attempt to prevent her, according to Jesus` disciple John`s prophetic Revelation of the future: `The dragon was wroth with the woman and went to make war upon the remnant of her seed.` (Rev: 12. 17)

 Taken to the hill of Calvary outside the city of Jerusalem by soldiers of the Empire of the Roman, Tiberius, Jesus was nailed to a cross of wood as a `dissident` preaching against slavery, but after he died he experienced Resurrection and Ascension to heaven in prefiguration of that of woman’s seed. In Moslem Islam the four wives permitted by the Koran afford the possibility of sexual reproduction between the women of the human species of futanarian woman’s seed within the family, that is, there`s no actual difference between Judeo-Christianity and Islam, but the political socio-economic goals of the nations that espouse the religions don`t coincide. Consequently, the religions are used to promote divisions that are useful for nationalists. In simple terms, 9/11 was the beginnings of the continuation of nationalist Germany`s internationalist slave war in which the fascist socio-economic political goal was the enslaving of the Levant Jews, because it was the Nazi perception that the elephant that would never forget Belsen had gotten too big for its shoes again, and they wanted to make sure that they`d never have enough memoried souls `left` to make a balanced pair.

 In Islam it`s mandatory to use the right hand, because the left side of the brain controls the right side of the body, so it`s perceived as a battle for the right hand to take control of the left side of the brain which, in the 19^th century, was associated with masculinity, whereas the right side of the brain, and left handed people, were associated with femininity. Consequently, Islam`s insistence on right-sidedness was lop-sided and unbalanced, as well as misogynist, and indeed racist towards woman’s seed, as well as left-handed creative people, who weren`t so dominated by determination, and so the deter-mechanics of a determinism that sought to employ force, where nature had a better solution. The racist slavers believed that, if they killed all the women who were able to sexually reproduce with each other their own species of futanarian humanity, they`d have a brainless race to slave, so they didn`t want a pair of Jews that would have the brains to run the race and win. However, in ancient Egypt, `Ka` is `spirit` and `Ba` is `soul`, so the pilgrimage on the part of Moslems to Saudi Arabia`s Mecca, the Haj, named for Hajer, `the Egyptian woman` of Islam, was to the shrine of Abraham, the `Ka` Ba`, because the human futanarian species of woman’s seed did want to be a pair.

 The German novelist that wrote 9/11`s events as a nein to future President of the United States, Donald Trump`s elephant, the Republican Party, plagiarized William F. Nolan`s science fiction novel, Logan`s Run (1967), because the planes were hijacked at Boston`s Logan airport. Logan`s Run became a 1976 movie in which all those people who reached the age of 21 were killed as `runners` by `sandmen`, because the socio-economy couldn`t support a larger population, and the human race had reached the 21<sup>st</sup> century, so the `sandmen` of the Middle East were trying to kill it. After writing Boston, Logan, the German writer wrote Boston, Marathon, April 15, 2013, when the `runners` in their sandshoes were bombed by `sandmen` to perhaps stop a pair of Jews from breeding, because the Moslems in Islam were stopping production there. Although the women in Moslem Islam had for generations untold concealed themselves in public from the prying eyes of unbelievers beneath the one-piece coverall, the burka, futanarian woman’s seed was the elephant that the rare animal hunters and eaters were always seeking to smoke out of her holes to prevent her breeding enough brainpower amongst herselves to avoid the Barbie-Q and run her own escape program. Westerners flaunted the phalloid secret under the noses of their penisless victims everywhere within their false democracies as they languidly snorted derision in gusts of smoke; like dragons gravidly contemplating the absence of the penis of woman’s seed since their last Donald Duck war for elephant rump steak.

 Smoked down to her butt, by the B2 `Spirit` bomber, a US` replacement for the Nazis` Zyklon B, and of course `Agent Orange`, which they`d used in Asia to defoliate a large part of that continent in the hope of starving the people to death, as indeed they`d starved the North American Plains` Indians to death by the 1880s by killing their natural food, shelter and clothing resource, the 60, 000, 000 herd of buffalo, the homosexuals, in pederasty for war against Eve`s `seed`, were looking to now deploy their `biological weapon`, HIV/AIDS, that is, the `incurable killer disease` risen during the late 20^th century and spread by men`s mixing blood, shit and semen in each other’s anuses in mockery of women`s mode of human sexual reproduction, and to ensure fearful faithfulness to misogyny in ring-slavery to their owners: `Men cursed the God of heaven for their pains and their sores, but refused to repent of what they had done.` (Rev: 16. 11) While the women of Moslem Islam awaited their `meat injections`, like those in the Serbian `rape camps` of Yugoslavia, during the Bosnian war (1992-5), to ensure a male brained future of psychopathic Christianity for them all, the German was writing about Bakr`s ground forces, where ground `bacca` is `snuff` to be ingested nasally from a `snuff box`.

 Although most people thought that `snuff films` which, according to the DVD box lid, are the recorded killing of people for entertainment, derive their generic label from candle flames being `snuffed out`, primitives ingested mana or power through the nose. Consequently, women`s testes were mana for the ancient world, as represented by the goddess, Diana, at Ephesus, for example, with strings of testicles around her neck; to indicate her virility. The ground forces of Bakr, `The Snuff`, were, therefore, symbolic of the `snuff movie` industry`s aim of snorting some balls, and smoking some women`s cock down to the butt, while cocaine was just their substitute drug with a similar name to remind them that it wasn`t aniseed balls they preferred. Whereas many people had believed the Nazi propaganda that amphetamine was a substitute drug they`d manufactured to assuage their leader Adolf Hitler`s addiction to cocaine, he was actually addicted to snorting women`s balls for mana, that is, power, and smoking her cock down to the butt; preparatory to an HIV/AIDS meat injection that`d really finish the bitch off; after the cock, anus, as it were. Chemically synthesized by Nazi cocainers, from the simian immuno-deficiency virus (SIV1), thanks to the volunteer cock-anus addicted monkey-butt fuckers of the African Central Republic of the Congo, Anus Verdammten Afen (AVA), AIDS was the Nazi `secret weapon` fabled to exist since the capture of the German capital city, Berlin, in 1945, and Germany`s subsequent division into East and West before reunification on October 3, 1990.

 Biff finished editing his thesis, `Waiting For The Man: The Connection Between HIV/AIDS And Crack Cocaine In The Post-1945 Era`. Biff`s central argument was that German fiction had taken over the globe as a means of destroying woman’s seed. Everyone believed that the many armed demons, that is, armies, were defending their nations. Preparing species` extinguishing `biological weaponry`, in the form of HIV/AIDS` meat injections, the arms of the demons were aiming to launch intercontinental ballistic missiles (ICBMS), so that, in true science fictional style, unredeemed men, who refused to accept Jesus` `body and blood`, that is, woman’s seed, in the form of the `blood and the wine` Jesus offered to his disciples, at what came to be known as the `Last Supper` before his crucifixion, or in any other recognizable format, such as futanarian pornography, were `bug-eyed monsters` (BEMs), so that humanity`s eyes see BEMs everywhere as an apocalyptic warning of the ICBMs that are to fall, like demonized angels from the heavens, in Satanic memory of their Lord, Satan.

 Without any woman’s seed in fiction, there`d be no humans, and without humans there`d only be aliens. In parasitology, the parasite that emerges from the host to kill it is termed `parasitoid`. `Which is what men are?` Biff conjectured. Males would then be the saurian ancestors of the human futanarian species of woman’s seed. The saurians had been the dominant species on the Earth in the Mesozoic period, 248 M.a., and had butt killed her to slave her womb for war. `Amen,` said Biff softly to himself, bashing the full stop button hard enough to resonate, and so make his ears bleed; as they usually did when he hit the keys. So far as he`d been able to ascertain, the four literary types, that is, mythic, romantic, mimetic and ironic, which had been established by Northrop Frye in his Anatomy Of Criticism (1957), as the basis for the categorization of modern literature, like Jesus` New Testament, which Christianity believed subsumed the Old Testament law of vengeance of the Bible beneath the more humanizing catch-all, `neighborliness`, could be summarized with a simpler generic label: `Surely, this was the snuff, God.` (Matt: 27. 54)

 The Roman guard`s observation at Jesus` crucifixion, awesomely portrayed by actor, John Wayne, in the film The Greatest Story Ever Told (1965), was that the human, Jesus, really was `the snuff, man`, and that set the tone for the Christian era. With only men of the `serpent`s seed` of Satanism in the plot, the story went something like; boy meets girl, and shields her protectively, while civilization, culture, art and society are destroyed: as cities collapse around about with a flash and a wry grin. Then the couple walk off happily into another dystopian sunset; caused by nuclear fallout. Or, boy meets girl, and the human species isn`t mentioned. Although it`s conceivable that the girl might meet some more of the boy sons of `The Man`, that is, the alien`s `crack addicts` who, representing variations on the theme of smoking the human species down to its butt, in order to promote it as a horror film, devote it to the lethal meat injection it`s invented, while advertising itself as a harmless parasitoid devourer that kills everything for the filmed entertainment of the masses.

 Through sunglassed mirrors, `The Man` looks defensively away from the humans at oh-so-distinctly separate border checkpoints, while looking respectedly repressful at the solidly mirror-reflecting sunned glass images of itself that constantly look back over the tumbled ruins of its Berlin walls. Gazing appealingly at the CCTV camera technology it`s installed, `The Man` is a potentially more substantial purveyor of death to the dragon of alien consumption which, nodding thoughtfully, plots its next campaign to extinguish humanity, `live`. Either way, the human race was `snuffed`. While hugging his favorite pair of blue and green striped socks; as a talisman to protect himself from the demoniacal, `I wonder how many times I`ll have to pay for these,` he mused wistfully, `and what animal I`ll be?` The toilet flushed in embarrassment. `Perhaps I could edit it down to 24 words or so, and then my life`ll be flushed before my eyes in gangsterism.` Professor Biff flushed again, `Embarrassmen`.`

 

New Homo

 

Biff Blunt, and the Burps, were looking for Pete Rusty, because of a rumor that a white jacket he`d been seen wearing was part of a 9/11 pederasty `conspiracy theory`. Pete Rusty was the natural suspect, because of the similarities in nomenclature, and Blunt`s Burps had been listening to Jefferson Airplane`s Surrealistic Pillow (1967), which contained a secret `drac`, according to Blunt`s technical advisers, who`d programed `the events of 9/11` by having them listen to `White Rabbit`, reverberating in the drug-addled brain of Blunt `til it sounded like `white jacket` , that is; `Oh, hijack it!` Bimp too seemed to be heavenly involved, because of the earlier theft by McGregor of Peter Rabbit`s blue jacket, as documented in the Beatrix Potter files, The Tale Of Peter Rabbit (1902), although McGregor wasn`t her maiden name, which was McGuire, so she was Bimp McGuire of Heavenly Angels` Escort Agency, who`d ordered her Angels to steal Pete Rusty`s blue `balloon` jacket which, filled with air, had been the blimp keeping him airborne. The theory was that the theft of the `balloon` had caused Pete Rusty to buy a white jacket, and that this had been a contributory factor on 9/11, when planes were hijacked to crash into the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center (WTC) in New York city on September 11, 2001, because Peter Rusty would`ve been quite happy with his blue `balloon` and it would never have been possible for Bun Laden to have ever heard the exclamation uttered by the amazed friends of Peter astonished at his being seen bereft of his blue, `A white jacket!`

 It was obvious to the conspiracy theorists that the terrorist attack was perpetrated by pederasts concerned to promote `rough trade`, a euphemism used by richer homosexuals, who engaged in acts of `brutality and violence` with younger men, for the low socio-economic position globally that they forced their soldier boyfriends into: `… we'll all feel gay when Johnny comes marching home.`1 God Herself was annoyed with Johnny for being a bit too well worn: `Men cursed the God of heaven for their pains and their sores, but refused to repent of what they had done.` (Rev: 16. 11) What they`d done was snort the testes` of the human race up their noses, like primitives, ostensibly for the mana, or rather power, which cultural anthropologists, such as France`s Claude Levi-Strauss, observed in remnants of earlier civilizations, for example, the 7<sup>th</sup> century Greeks, celebrating the goddess Diana at Ephesus (Selçuk, Turkey), whose statue featured strings of testicles around her neck attributable to human `ball snorting`.

 Biblical scholars had unearthed the basic secret of the Old Testament, which was that of woman’s seed mentioned by God Herself in Genesis, where God warns Eve of the `enmity` that will ensue between her `seed` and that of the serpent`s, Satan, who was the angel of God turned into a serpent by God for rejecting God`s plan that the human host should be greater than the angelic. Originally, Adam was futanarian, a woman with penis` semen of her own, who self-fertilized herself to produce Eve, the first woman, an `event` euphemized as Eve`s being born from the side of Adam, the futanarian `male` woman, that is, her `rib`, so that future generations could assume an intervention by scientists highly advanced in genetics and cloning techniques, who could create a woman without sexual reproduction, `disturbing to young readers`, from bone marrow cells, and so leave her next to Adam - as a present - for when s/he woke up in the morning. Like Jesus at Christmas.

 Jesus` mother, the Virgin Mary, bore the Jewish Messiah among the `chosen people` of God`s Bible, which was their history and law, that is, the Torah and Talmud, uncontaminated by male semen, as the `Christ`, or `chosen`. Consequently, she`s depicted in Christian iconography as crushing the head of the serpent with her foot, `Christ`, because God had told Eve and Adam that, although they`d accepted `the fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil`, that is, death, from Satan, who`d told them `you shall be as gods` (Gen: 3. 5): `You will crush the head of the serpent with your foot, although he will bruise your heel.` (Gen: 3. 15) Satan`s plan was that humans would succumb to the `serpent`s seed` in host womb slavery for homosexuality in pederasty for war against her race. This was the godlike power Satan conferred upon her species of woman’s seed which, contaminated in adulterous relations with the `serpent`s seed` of Satan`s, would worship the `angels of death` in the form of the United States of America`s B2 `Spirit` bombers dropping nuclear bombs all over the planet in fulfillment of Jesus` disciple mad John`s apocalyptic vision of the future: `And the dragon was wroth with the woman and went to make war on the remnant of her seed.` (Rev: 12. 17)

 Jesus` keynote to his New Testament of the Bible, to which John`s Revelation was admitted as a tiny part by the Jewish Pharisees, or `religious police`, who hated Jesus, was: `Love your neighbor as you love yourself.` (Mk: 12. 31) Jesus` disciple, Judas, who`d found him with a woman and suggested that the `expensive perfume` be sold to raise money, sold Jesus to the Jewish Pharisees for `thirty pieces of silver`, lest this example of woman’s seed sexually reproduce. The response of the male brained soldiers of the Empire of Rome, then occupying Jewish Palestine for homosexuality in pederasty for war against the `chosen people` of the futanarian Jewish religious tradition, was to take Jesus to the hill of Calvary outside the city of Jerusalem, and nail him to a cross of wood where he was left to die: `Surely, this was the snuff god.` (Matt: 27. 54) However, Jesus experienced Resurrection and Ascension to heaven in prefiguration of that of woman’s seed, who God had told in the person of Eve that she`d produce enough brainpower through her species` own penis` semen to take her to colonize the planets amongst the stars of heaven above the Earth, which was the Redemption promised her `seed` in escape from the host womb slavery of the `serpent`s seed` for war against her human futanarian race of women`s.

 Having snorted the women`s balls for mana, so that they`d `feel like a man`, the homosexuals in pederasty, which had been institutionalized in ancient Greece for war, through host womb slavery of women, had effectively `smoked` the women`s penis down to the `butt`. By the late 20<sup>th</sup> century`s launching of its boy sons` `biological weapon`, homosexuality in pederasty for war against human `seed` had prepared its coup de grace. Satanism`s `incurable killer disease`, HIV/AIDS injections, would eventually kill the brainpower of the human futanarian species of woman’s seed, so extinguishing the biblical secret completely. As homosexuals spread their contagion, by mixing blood, shit and semen in anuses, and in mockery of women`s mode of human sexual reproduction, the boy zoners would `gain the upper hand` over their victims` masturbations. Literally, because there wouldn`t be any human brains produced from woman’s seed, so all of the upper hands would be male. Striving for unity, the woman`s penis would be beaten, until exhausted by hands raised against her race, while she herself, fighting to regain the upper hand in unconscious slavery and ignorance, couldn`t grasp what she`d lost.

 The women didn`t think about what was missing from their sisters` bodies in the mirrors of their dreams, and the vampire that was drinking their blood remained invisible there. At what came to be known as the `Last Supper`, before his crucifixion and death, Jesus had offered his `body and blood` symbolically as `bread and wine` but, as parasitology pointed out, the parasite that emerges from the host to kill it is the `parasitoid` that Jesus, as the representative of woman’s seed sent by God, was offering to breed out of the human picture. Although the transubstantiation ritual of communion, in which the church officiate gave `bread and wine` to the congregation as symbols of Jesus` `body and blood`, few understood it as a transforming ritual of conversion to acceptance of woman’s seed as the Salvation and Redemption God promised his `chosen`: `At the resurrection people will neither marry nor be given in marriage; they will be like the angels in heaven.` (Matt: 22. 30) Like them, because humans are born from women`s `seed`, who don`t marry into ring slavery.

 The Moslems in Islam had a different system based on the Koran (610-30 C.E.) which Mohamed had been given by the angels humorlessly, because the holy religious tome of Islam wasn`t funny, and the Moslems, who were the worshipers of Allah `feet`, believed that four wives in a marriage was enough for all her feet to be successfully appreciated. Although the founder of Judaism, Isaac, was the first son of Abraham, and the Jewish eugenics program to produce Jesus `Christ`, `the chosen`, from amongst `the chosen people`, uncontaminated by male semen, because they were the `remnant` of futanarian woman’s seed, which was to have Resurrection and Ascension to heaven through their women`s semen, had been acclaimed a success after Jesus`, born from his mother, the Virgin Mary, a symbol of woman’s seed, Mohamed was the descendant of Ishmael, the second son of Abraham, whose first wife, Sara, had given her maid, `the Egyptian woman`, Hajer, to Abraham, when she was barren after the birth of Isaac. Hajer bore Ishmael, and Judeo-Christianity subsequently argued that the four wives of the Moslems were a retroactive attempt to legitimize Ishmael`s birth from a woman unmarried, whereas the Islamic marriage was a vehicle for appreciating Allah `foot`, that is, the futanarian race of woman’s seed to colonize the planets amongst the stars of heaven above.

 Of course, as time went by, the original religious valence was corrupted so that it was Allah `food` that was worshiped as the parasitoid gained the upper hand and, insisting that everyone use their right, so resulting in that male braining, which had seemed to have been combated successfully by the establishment of the four wife `love fest`, proceeded to devour her in war. Much in the same way that the Christian vampires had drunk the Jews in Europe in successive wars to enslave that continent, by the early 21^st century the Middle East and North Africa had begun waging war against itself, largely through Islam`s insistence on everyone using their right hand for everything, which produced a lop-sided reliance on the left side of the brain. Because the right side of the body was controlled by the left side of the brain, the Moslems thought that they could control the left side of the brain by forcing usage of the right hand. As the left, or female side of the brain was creative, rather than rationally male, which was the characteristic of the right side of the brain, the result was a predominance of what psychologists called `penetrative thought`, that is, men became bullets, and intercontinental ballistic missiles armed with nuclear warheads (ICBMs), because they were the parasitoid devourer`s `bug-eyed monsters`, and eyes see BEMs everywhere when sexual repression is forced upon the human race by an alien monster.

 The phenomenon of de ja vu became ubiquitous. The French phrase, meaning `haven`t I seen this before`, was common parlance in western societies subsequent to the German Empire`s attempt to enslave the world in the First World War of 1914-18 and again in the Second World War of 1939-45, although few people equated the support of Iraq for Germany in WWII with a third German attempt to enslave the Earth after the terrorist attack upon the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center in New York, when terrorists operating under the auspices of the Taliban regime in Afghanistan, and led by Saudi Arabia`s Bun Laden, hijacked civil airliners to crash into the World Trade Center on September 11, 2001, and precipitate global `rough trade`, that is, that `brutality and violence` associated with homosexuality in pederasty for war against the `remnant` of woman’s seed. However `nein` was a big German `no` to Apollo 11, which was the spacecraft that had carried US` astronaut, Neil Armstrong, to the moon on July 21, 1969 (UTC: 2. 56): `One small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind.` If the space race continued, she`d escape, so on 9/11 the Germans were saying `No` to Apollo 11, because they wanted to see again what they`d been before.

 When Saddam Hussein, dictator of Iraq, which had supported Germany in WWII, said that the terrorist group, Al Qaeda, `the base`, could have bases in Iraq, it was in support of German ambitions to enslave the Earth through the extermination of woman’s seed, which had been represented for them by Judeo-Christianity, but was now seen to have become strong amongst the Moslem peoples in Islam, where the male parasitoid brain needed to be roused against the human futanarian `seed` of woman couched visibly in its midst beneath the one-piece coverall worn by the women traditionally to avert the eyes of the alien from what they couldn`t see, or guess at, unless they knew. The Independent State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS) emerged from the ruins of Iraq to claim the Middle East, North Africa, and that a large swathe of western Europe should be a part of its new Islamic Caliphate with its leader Abu Bakr Al Baghdadi as its Caliph, although Isis was an Egyptian goddess of Resurrection and Ascension to heaven, according to Egyptian mythology, which preceded Jesus `Christ`, `the chosen`. In Egyptian mythology, `Ka` was `spirit`, and `Ba` was soul`, so the shrine of Abraham built, according to Islamic tradition, by Ishmael and Hajer, `the Egyptian woman`, was called `Ka` Ba`, although ISIS` bloodthirsty warmakers had dashed all hopes woman’s seed might have had of reuniting their human futanarian species in heaven without their parasitoid alien slaver to oversee their extinguishment as a ball-snorted penis-smoked secret butt, ripe for HIV/AIDS injections from the penis` semen that the homosexual alien had stolen; for just this very purpose untold millions of years previously in a pre-meditated instance of convictable murder.

 In the ancient religion of Egypt, Ra was the sun god, who incarnated on Earth as the `father god`, who was called Osiris, while he was here, and Set, his evil brother, dismembered him. Isis was the goddess of the sun, who put Osiris back together, and gave him a new penis, so that he could reascend to heaven as the `sky god`, Horus. By 1926, John Logie Baird, a Scotsman, had invented the television set which, after the model of ancient Greece, where woman’s seed was male brained for war, to entertain the evil `serpent`s seed` of the alien parasitoid devourer, broadcast the single male brained creature, wearing each other`s clothes in `TV` transvestism, as television Set, the dismemberer, which was why, during the rise of the Islamic Caliphate of Bakr Al Baghdadi, ISIS was a male war god, whereas the sun goddess Isis had been a symbol for Egyptian women, like Hajer, of woman’s seed and their eventual Resurrection and Ascension to colonize the planets amongst the stars of heaven above the Earth.

 Jesus had been the Advocate of Peace for billions of souls across the globe, despite the German National Socialist (Nazi) Party`s election of 1933, and the assumption of dictatorial powers by its Christian leader, Adolf Hitler, to establish `death camps` for the Jews across the continent of Europe, in which he eventually killed upwards of more than 20, 000, 000 after stacking them like logs before incinerating them beneath the ancient Roman symbol of the fasces` `bundle` with an axe in its center. `I`m an advocate for peace,` said Biff bluntly. `I`d fuck it,` said one of his Burps, `if`n the big J hadn`t wanted to be `the bride of heaven` before me.` `Keep to the matter in hand, and what we`re up against,` Biff bridled savagely. `We need to grasp the sleeve of Al-Bum, the Arabian terror-wrist, and prevent sleevery from spreading. We see so much of what we`ve seen before, because we`re looking at the Al-Bum sleeve of Middle Eastern oil rich terror-wrists, who pay for aged hippy rocksters` sleevery. There are people on the street, who are the pictures designed for the sleeve, whereas the other people, who live in ignorant unconsciousness, are born into sleevery.`

 The war with the Arab terror-wrists was with Al-Bum Sleeves` tribe, and General Sleevery, although the so-called western democracies that had accepted the penisless babes of the United States Los Angeles` city district of Hollywood, `Babylon`, on the west coast of the state of California`s motion picture industry, as `normal`, didn`t understand that the Gulf wars were fought to protect pop stars` sleeves, so that Joe Public didn`t know about their arms underneath. Since ancient Babylon (c. 4000 B.C.), the capital city of the Persian Empire, woman’s seed had been sleeved, that is, men whore the sleeves: `Mystery, Babylon the great, mother of harlots and of the abominations of the Earth.` (Rev: 17. 5) By the late 20^th century, it was discovered in the African Congo that the simian immuno-deficiency virus (SIV) had mutated through contact between men and monkeys until the `incurable killer disease`, HIV, human immuno-deficiency virus, was transmitted as an STD between homosexuals, which resulted in acquired immuno-deficiency syndrome (AIDS) being spread by men`s mixing blood, shit and semen in each other’s anuses in rejection of women`s mode of human futanarian sexual reproduction with each other. The simian virus mutation, HIV, spread as an STD by men, was the `biological weapon` long since prepared for its launch by the ancient Greeks, who`d institutionalized homosexuality in pederasty for war through host womb slavery of the human futanarian species of woman’s seed; in order to wage war upon the `remnant` of the human race for its entertainment as a parasitoid alien devourer. HIV/AIDS forced faithfulness in ring slavery upon the `remnant` of woman’s seed, and made sexual intercourse with the alien parasitoid dependent on acceptance of its sleeve, with or without its arm inside.

 Jesus` disciple John`s Revelation had quite a lot to say about sleevery, and the rise of the Antichrist, Al-Bum Sleeves, and the False Prophet, General Sleevery. The `serpent`s seed`, grown since Eden to become the `red dragon` of war, brought with it `blood plague` (Rev: 11. 6): `Men cursed the God of heaven for their pains and their sores, but refused to repent of what they had done.` (Rev: 16. 11) What they`d done was sleeve women until there was only sleevery, and the tribe of pop Al-Bum, the Patriarch of those worshiping the armies underneath their sleevies, were dying from HIV/AIDS injections from the homosexuals` penis up their asses. The `serpent`s seed` of men`s virality clumb up the anus to kill the brain, which is how the devils maintained their armies in sleevery, by breeding the people to be worn as hearts on their sleeve, rather than that they should develop intelligence enough to ask what the armies were hiding beneath their sleevery? Only the Antichrist, Al-Bum, and General Sleevery, the financier, and consiglieri of the recording industry tribe, could tell. The women were the tits for the two-wrist industry, in which male braining held the upper, and the lower hand, to encourage the two-wrists. If the two-wrist industry didn`t make enough money, during the long hot summers, the boy sons of the fans of the newly formed super group, The Serpent`s Seed, would be armed for war, which gave a boost to the economy, and they`d be sent off to die fighting to defend a sleeve economy, which required war if two-wrists weren`t encouraged by the sleeves` tits.

 When the pederasts could see too many of the sleeves` tits for their liking, they sought the help of the pedophiles, who wanted children to play with, so the adult sleeve material had to be removed. Even the old age pensioners had to become `as little children` in senility to please the pedophiles` liking for the brainless ignorant unconsciousness of the child, who they could then play with. Jesus Christ`s crucifixion was their great symbol. With the holes made by nails in his hands and feet, strings could be attached to the puppet control of the crucifix to make him dance and jig about like a kid. The puppet controllers were useful in getting the sleeves` tits off, but what the pederasts really wanted was to show their virality and march their boy sons off to make war on the `remnant` of woman’s seed, like the ancient Greeks, before the walls of Troy, in the poet Homer`s Iliad (760-10 B.C.), who left a huge hollow wooden horse before the gates of the city of the Trojans, known as the Trojan horse, from whence the Greeks emerged to enslave the host wombs of the Trojan women for homosexuality in pederasty for war, and spread their contagion further. By the late 20<sup>th</sup> century, the `geeks` were the modern successors to the Greeks, and had devised `bad machine code` they called `Trojan horse` viruses to contaminate and kill computer brains, in the same way that the HIV/AIDS virus killed the physical brains of the `remnant` of woman’s seed, to prevent intelligence from gaining a foothold for what remained of the human race to raise itself to the stars of heaven above the Earth.

 After the fashion of the German Nazis in WWII, Iraq`s dictator, Saddam Hussein, had his boy sons gas the Kuds in the North of the country, which had precipitated the US invasion in March, 2003, that led to the removal of the dictator for abusing his Kuds. Unfortunately, because homosexuality in pederasty for war against `woman`s seed `was endemic, the Kuds, who didn`t have a home of their own away from the pay renters, were murdered by the nations inside which borders the Kuds tried to live independently of the mummers and the poppers, who mummed at them, and popped them off incessantly, with their flying crucifix `angels of death` dropping bombs on them from a great height, so that they`d never know how much they were really loved, or by whom. Syria, Iran, Iraq, Armenia, and especially Turkey, annihilated their Kuds mercilessly in an orgy of pederasty, because it didn`t look too good for the Kuds to be seen hanging onto their sleeves.

 AIDS was explained. It was a bloodthirsty vampire injecting whoever it could from its boy son`s sac. The legend of the vampire was 15<sup>th</sup> century Eastern European. Prince Vlad Dracul, `The Impaler`, of Wallachia, was the basis of the belief in the immortal evil that lived by drinking the blood of the human host, which was quite simply founded on the perception that, if women didn`t reproduce with each other, the parasite would live forever, so it killed her futanarian `seed`. Although Vlad was `The Impaler`, because that was what he did with his victims after a battle, the tradition deriving from Irish writer Bram Stoker`s Dracula (1897) novel, was that a vampire could only be killed with a stake through the heart, which meant that a woman`s penis` `seed` was the stake in the heart of the vampire, because she could breed alone, whereas the parasite needed her host womb to live from, and emerge to slay her species, as hearts worn on the asshole`s sleeve, so that his holiness could thereafter drink in moderation from the `remnant` for a while, and before the new modern generation of blood bags would be born for the new Islamic Caliphate`s leader, Baghdadi, to quench his pederastical thirst for the Kuds` blood.

 In fact Baghdadi was a Ghoul bag for sniffing. Traditionally Moslems in Islam didn`t believe that Satan was an angel but rather a Shaitan djinn, and that djinn were a type of demon, amongst whom were those of the `Demon Star`, Al-Ghoul, which is a star 92.8 light years from Earth`s sun, Sol. Because the human futanarian species of woman’s seed had been `snuffed`, which was a term used by those who made films of people actually being killed for the entertainment of a largely video audience at home with a TV, and a VCR player-recorder, and is a term that derives from the snuffing out of the life of a candle flame, all that was left was Ghoul sniffing, which was what Baghdadi was all about; he was a `rag and bone man` looking to providing enough glue to sniff from a bag and get high thence. The `serpent`s seed` would emerge from the bag to produce Kuds, for example, and the ghoulish would get high from watching them die on TV, and trying to get a smell of it. Admittedly it was poor entertainment, the ghoulish agreed, but it was the best they could do with the Ghoul bags.

 The `rag and bone men` could produce quite sophisticated entertainments, for example, Star Trek (1966-69), which was a TV show that produced movies, and further series for the `tube`, based on the adventures of a glue tin, the starship Enterprise, wherein the Kommandant amongst the crew, who was actor, William Shatner, as James T. Kirk in the original series (TOS), hid the truth about woman’s seed from the Kuds at home, so that the guards aboard the United Federation of planets` vessel could get a good sniff of the glue aboard the tin preparatory to embarking on engagements with `Klingons off the starboard bow`,2 as a popular song of the period, `Star Trekkin` (1987), by The Firm had it, or with `Romulan warbirds`, who were the products of the glue sniffers` male brained imaginations exposed to what came out of their bags. Obviously, all of the engagements with the Klingons and the Romulans, etc., represented what happened when the Kuds left home. They were exterminated, so that the pederasts and the pedophiles in homosexuality for parasitoid war`s devouring of the `remnant` of the human futanarian race of woman’s seed could produce some more Kuds from their gro` bags to play with, who didn`t know, and so could be `sniffed`.

 The psychologist Carl Gustav Jung (1875-1961) had developed a theory that explained what`d happened with the Kuds. In Moslem Islam, the Shaitan djinn, who was Satan in the Christian mythos, was Iblis, whose power consisted only in whispering in the ears. Jungian psychology said that the `Thinking function` was associated with the ears in its nascent state, so the concept of Iblis related to the notion that the Kuds hadn`t received a good education from their mentors. In Judeo-Christianity, Satan was a `fallen angel` responsible for sleeving the human race, because the Kuds would never know what went on beneath the surface of the world they`d been taught to think of as real, if the `serpent`s seed` of men didn`t reveal it to the Kuds, who`d remain ignorant and unconscious on their sleeves; to be played with. The monsters would keep tits on their sleeves for two-wristy reasons, with the prospect of an economic boost through war with the Kuds; if the tits didn`t make enough money on the sleeves. Because `Thinking` was associated with the ears, it wasn`t too farfetched to deduce that Iblis wanted to influence the years of the Kuds, and that, if the Kuds had a problem with their ears, it`d result in a problem with their rears, because homosexuals in pederasty for war against the human race of woman’s seed would turn their heads. Jung argues that `Thinking` was but one of four functions of consciousness; the others being `Sensation`, which was associated with the eyes, and was also male, in accordance with Jung`s schemata, `Feeling`, which was feminine and associated with the mouth, food, kissing, speech, etc., and `Intuition`, which was associated with the nose, or sense of smell, and glue sniffing. Jung deduced that, if the homosexuals had left the Kuds alone, they wouldn`t have become glue sniff.

 Disinterested plaudits observed that Judeo-Christianity was a snuff-dinner religion, where the `serpent`s seed` of Satan produced its dinner and ate it. Consequently, the starship Enterprise was a `snuff tin` in the west, but a glue tin in the Moslem Islam east, where the Shaitan djinn Iblis was, presumably, the ghoul Baghdadi, that is, the glue bag daddy, and the debate raged over which religious perspective was least acceptable. The Jungians believed that djinn hid in their ears and murdered them in the name of Allah `fuzz`, because they were the bleeds in the ears, and passed judgment upon the human actor as the great drama of life unfolded each day. Military experts believed that the Catholic branch of Christianity, in which each sperm was valued as it fought its way to fertilize the ovum that would be an individual while all of the other billions of spermatozoa perished unmourned and unnoticed, apart from the obvious ecclesiatical outrage, saw the `ground forces` as sperms to go back into the bag, that is, they were ground-to-bag-go (tobacco), which was how `snuff` was made cigarettely. Protestant military experts, from the church that had rejected the authority of the Catholic church in Rome, traditionally held to be handed down from Jesus` disciple, Peter, as its first leader, or Pope, didn`t understand that much, because their churches didn`t have the Catholic iconography of Jesus` mother, the Virgin Mary, crushing the head of the serpent with her foot in plaster of paris statues almost hidden in alcoves, so they weren`t able to deduce anything, although they`d still provided a lot of snuff from their bags.

 Some medical experts believed that the Kuds were related to `foot and mouth disease` (aphthae epizooticae), a contagion causing blisters on the hooves, and in the mouths of cattle, which usually stood on their feet chewing ruminatively on their Kud, a Kud being a mouthful of grass for cattle. Human biologists agreed, because the penis of women was seen to be much longer than that of men, which averaged about 6”, whereas women could get theirs in their mouths. Consequently, one of the hypotheses for the extinction of woman’s seed by men was that the women wouldn`t suck them off, if they had their own penis to suck on, and they wouldn`t suck men off anyway, because they could suck off the other women`s penises more readily, because it was their species, whereas men weren`t. The supposed `foot and mouth disease` exterminations on farms were sleevery incidents, whereby Joe Public was kept from knowing the truth, which was that woman’s seed had been found there, and they didn`t want them to have any Kuds. Later, `mad cow`s disease` arose due to men`s feeding offal in the form of feed pellets to the descendants of the offal, which caused `bovine spongiform encephalopathy` (BSE), a fatal neurodegeneration, which affected the spinal cord and brain. Because the human futanarian species of woman’s seed has been largely extinguished by men, the similarities between `foot and mouth` and HIV/AIDS were startling to some scientists. If there`d been other offal in the feed pellets, BSE mightn`t have occurred, and if there`d been other `seed` in the human chain of being, HIV/AIDS mightn`t have happened either.

 England`s female impersonator, and television comedian, Dick Emery, on the British Broadcasting Corporation`s (BBC) The Dick Emery Show (1963-81), was used to saying: `Ooh! You are awful, but I like you!` Although it`s unlikely that his audiences understood that, for his character, Mandy, men were `offal`, that`s essentially where humanity was with HIV/AIDS. Men were the offal in the `food chain` that was producing a fatal neurodegeneration affecting the spinal cord and brain, because they wanted to get sucked off. Flaunting their cigarettes fellatingly under the gaze of women, who`d had their own penises smoked down to the butt, with the threat of the HIV/AIDS virus hanging over their species of woman’s seed like the slaughterer`s axe, the boot was now on the other foot, because homosexuals in pederasty for war against the human `remnant` of woman’s seed could always suck each other`s, whereas women hadn`t wanted to share, and so they were secretly extinguished.

 `Peter Rusty knows bleeds,` Biff Blunt roused his Burps gruffly. `He`s sades in your ears,` a Burp drily wisdomed. `And he`s AIDS in your rears,` another Burped mellifluously. `The bleeds are everywhere,` Biff glimpsed at everyone there present; ruefully minded of his myopic twitch, which caused him to look blindly into the Burps` mouths. `They knows,` agreed a Burper, `the bleeds.` He burped, causing myopic Biff to spasm in fear, because he couldn`t see it was a mouth fart, and thought some one of them might be shooting at him. `The sleeves afford some protection against the bleeds,` admired a Burp, `but the best sleeves aren`t disposable, and have to be renewed through reincarnation, which can take a long time, and removing hearts worn on the sleeves can be time-consuming for the sleeve restoration gangs, who have to kill a lot of extraneous human material to ensure that the sleeve looks as good as it was when it was first made.`

 `De ja vu is an indication of mass exterminations,` agreed another Burpily, `because you wouldn`t have seen it before, if there`d been someone else to talk to, and there isn`t, because of the mass exterminations performed by the restoration gangs, who work for the terror-wrists, removing tits when they`re too new or too old, and for the two-wristy organizations, led by the monied aristocrats of the tribe of Al-Bum Sleeve and General Sleevery, who finance the sleeve manufacture of the giant mega-pop music industry stars that everybody dies for repeatedly in pederasty`s wars, when the tits on their sleeves aren`t bringing in enough two-wristy cash to maintain the original look of the sleeve. Or, elsewise, the tits have improved the sleeve to the point at which the restoration gangs need to be called in to start a war, so that the original sleeve design can be seen again afterwards, which is the role of General Sleevery, who is known as die farte (the father) by the Germans, because of his pay rental role with the tribe of Al-Bum Sleeve, who`s a big farty noise that makes everyone deef with his auto recordings` roaring sounds. As he`s pronounced by the antigens arrayed against an outbreak of World War Three, Deef Farter has the pet role in their car industry`s religious wing of the Internal Combustion Ministry (MIC) too, which makes him the magic car pet with the Arabian music industry financiers in their pay renting oily black limousines. Although none of them are able to hear anything of the Kuds from inside the tribe of Al-Bum`s rent boy`s sleevings while, above the sound of the fan belts` war-rings, the wheels go around and around, in their constant sleeve trafficking, in sundry exhausting vehicular modes of noisome transportation; that frowns on music of all kinds and persuasiveness.

 J.R.R. Tolkien`s The Lord Of The Rings was being filmed before the terror-wrist hijackers crashed planes into the Twin Towers, and it was observed by some that the second film in the novel trilogy, The Two Towers, contained references to the Nazgûl Nine, who were kings of men, sleeved for the dust jacket by Dark Claude, until they were ring wraiths, ruled by his ring, although they each had a ring of their own through which the power of Dark Claude to make sleeves of them was used coercively. It was rumored that 9/11 was a promotional video for The Lord Of The Rings and that there`d be another eleven rings unwritten of by Tolkien which would be under the control of Dark Claude Jnr., whoever he mightn`t be. There wouldn`t be any Nazgûls for the riders to ride, as the nine men `doomed to die` had, although there was a rumor that the eleven wouldn`t be nice girls, and the human futanarian species of woman’s seed could forget about Apollo 11 and all that nonsense about raising their own foot to the moon and beyond. Ronald `Ray Gun` Reagan had made that perfectly clear on March 23, 1982, when he`d announced his `Strategic Defense Initiative` (SDI), a `ground and space based missile system` based on the `Death Star` concept of the evil Empire of Palatine in the movie, Star Wars IV: A New Hope (1977), in which the Death Star was set in orbit around planets to  kill them and prevent the woman from leaving after the divorce when she found out about her missing penis - and where it was now hanging.

 Oscar Wilde once said, said a Bur-p, `For a woman a mirror is evidence of penis rot.` `No,` Biff looked angrily pedantic, `he didn`t, although the wicked queen tried to boy son Snow White, but she didn`t have the biology, according to what the mirror told her.` `She was typical of somebody who`d murder a lot of people for the sake of the album sleeves`, Bu-rp agreed. `Yes,` Biff blunted on, `and in the Middle East the women wear the black burka in public to conceal themselves from the eyes of men, who`d go mad with misogynistic hatred; if they could see what`s beneath what they`re taught to think of as their sleeves.` He paused for breath, along with the reader who`s just taken a sip from his cup, `Christianity`s the military wing of Satanism. Jesus` explanation was that women couldn`t be caught in adultery, because men weren`t their species: `Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.` (John: 8. 7) Consequently, men who throw stones are adulterers, and so their `angels of death`, their B2 `Spirit`, bomb the `remnant` of woman’s seed into submission, so that they`ll be sleeves of the album again, which is what the oil rich tribe of Al-Bum and General Sleevery want for the ancient rocksters, whose albums they sleeve. If woman’s seed reproduced, it`d be difficult for men to explain that they aren`t the aliens exterminating the human race, while Jesus himself said: `At the resurrection people will neither marry nor be given in marriage; they will be like the angels in heaven.` (Matt: 22. 30) Because woman’s seed isn`t men`s.

 `Call the bullets there`s a madman around,` Biff`s blunt headed. `No, and it only sounds like an accurate quote from the 1985 track, `West End Girls`3 from The Pet Shop Boys album, Please; we need the bullies to adjust the pleats in my skirt. I`m Bimp,` said a passing woman motorist who, wearing a chauffeur`s uniform and, steering with her foot, is looking tranquilly out the rear window in the back seat of the black limousine, from which the oil rich Arabs had just disembarked to the Hilton Hotel, Paris, Texas, while `White Rabbit` is heard playing on the car`s stereo: `When logic and proportion have fallen sloppy dead  ...`4 Biff looks around for help in getting the Burps back on message. He notices a headline visible at a newsagent`s stand near where he and the Burps are lounge-standard, PRESIDENT HUAN KON`S KOREA, ANOTHER LAUNCH. `Looks like Wank On`s career is taking off with some serious penetration,` Biff yawed at the newsagent`s stand, lifting the paper, and scrutinizing the pic of the latest North Korean missile; aimed squarely at the United States of America. `Does it make you blind?` the woman eased her limo carefully kerbside. `No,` Biff launched, `God killed Onan in the Old Testament of the Bible for refusing to impregnate Tamar, when God had told him to, not because Onan wanked off in a corner, to avoid fertilizing her, when he`d been in and out all afternoon. God was miffed, because Tamar`s own species of woman’s seed had been largely executed by men, and here Onan was having a wank on the race of God`s still warm corpse, which was why God killed him. The notion that wankers should be blinded derives from a misinterpretation of the meaning of the narrative, which is that men are punished for masturbation, and that they`re punishable by other men, because God killed Onan for masturbating, whereas Huan Kon isn`t masturbating, because his desire for a first strike against the USA is an apocalyptic sign of men`s parasitoid thirst to penetrate and kill the human host. In this case the Earth; as humanity`s mother. And its destroyer, Huan Kon, is normative for a parasitoid collective of such creatures. In shorts, Huan Kon`s metaphorically blind, which is the meaning of the biblical tale about Onan. That`s why God killed him: for being de facto a metaphorically blind parasitoid alien. God killed his brother too, for unspecified parasitoid evilness, which is why Tamar was available.`

 `Huan Kon was in shorts?` Burped. Biff sighed heavily: `Shirts of mail were de rigeur in the Medieval period of history (5-15<sup>th</sup> century A.D.). Worn by knights, in the Dark Ages of deliberately bred brainless unconscious ignorance, underneath their armor, because they didn`t want any e-mail viruses getting though, shirts and shorts sound a lot like the shots that men are expected to attract, so that they die for the entertainment of the parasitoid alien in homosexuality and pederasty for war against the human futanarian `remnant` of woman’s seed, which would send viruses electronically to penetrate male shirts; if it could. Consequently, shirts, shorts, and shots are etymologically relatives, because they represent a linguistic attractiveness, based on affinity of sound, and the author`s intentionality. `Look`, said Biff, pointing upwards at a roaring black V-shape, `there`s a Christian B1.` `Yes, and you B1 2,` e-maled a Burp virusly. `You should have your rear window seen to,` Biff Blunt turned to the kerbside attraction. `Wassat? You think the limo should have her ears cleaned? Let me get the cap off.` She gets outta the limo and goes to the back end where the oil has been going all these years. `Cars are for people who don`t want your rears to be cleaned,` the woman says, `we`re the beast of Revelation that has eaten woman’s seed and is parasitoidally smoking what`s left to death. It`s a difficult bitch to kill, so we`re having to use the biological weapon, AIDS.` `Yeah,` said Biff Blunt, `it`s limp, and its limping, and it has a limp air, when it`s dropping its bombs, before resuming its disability seat of vantage; in its electric wheeled chair.` `Killing the human race for not sucking its cock is a pretty lame brained excuse; even for an evil alien parasitoidally devouring monster,` the woman rejoined, got into her limo, and drove furiously away. `Bimp?` Biff looked on in just his shirt and shorts. His jacket had long since been offed.

 

1 Gilmore, Patrick `When Johnny Comes Marching Home`, 1863.

2 Keyhoe, Rory, Grahame Lister, John O'Connor, The Firm, `Star Trekkin`, Bark Records, 1987.

3 Lowe, Chris and Neil Tennant `West End Girls`, The Pet Shop Boys, Please, EMI, 1985.

4 Slick, Grace `White Rabbit`, Jefferson Starship, Surrealistic Pillow, RCA Victor, 1967.

 

Christian Pinocchio Didn`t Believe In Adultery

                                                                                        

The Levant war had been fought mainly between the American elephant and the Arabian elephant over women. Christian morality said that adultery was evil, although biblical scientists, after many years of painstaking research upon the text, which includes an apocalyptic, presumably trumpet blasting `battle between good and evil` on the plain of Megiddo in Northern Israel near the port of Haifa, mentioned that in fact women were a separate and distinct race adulterated by a race not theirs, which meant that, as a single, women had been adulterated by the Alliens. In the Old Testament of the Bible, that is, the history and law of the `chosen people`, `The Juice`,  which was the Torah and Talmud, the first book of the weighty tome, Genesis, described how Satan, one of the `fallen` rebel angels, who refused to accept God`s plan that the human host should be greater than the angelic host, and so was expelled from heaven, transformed into a serpent, and placed in the paradise of heaven on Earth that was Eden, where God had created the first woman, Eve, and Adam, the first man, tempted Eve to `eat of the fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil` that it was death to taste, rather than the `fruit of the tree of life`, immortality, because Satan was a reptiloid from the Mesozoic period of Earth`s evolution 248 M.a., whereas hominid evolution hadn`t begun for another 20 million years around 220 M.a., in the Jurassic period. The hominids evolved into humans, that is, the Holy revered Bible was a lucid account of how the winged reptiloid heavenly beings `fell` to Earth, where they enslaved the humans, represented by Eve`s experience with Satan, who sought to make an arrangement with her to have parasitical rights over her future host womb products, the Fruit`s Juice. By keeping the product ephemeral, it would be ignorant and unconscious of the arrangement, and die in tank engagements with elongated barrels resembling the water pistols of elephants` trunks, for the entertainment of the powerful Alliens, who knew just how trunk humans were without brainpower from woman’s seed: `You shall be as gods.` (Gen: 3. 5) Although Adam was in fact a futanarian woman with penis` semen of her own, that was depicted in Genesis as euphemistically as possible to avoid the children`s being able to understand it, so Adam`s self-fertilizing capacity as a species` representative of the basic survival trait of the human futanarian race of woman’s seed meant that Eve was depicted as made from Adam`s `rib`, or rather emerging from Adam`s `side`.

 If the children understood, they`d realize that the hominids, and the reptiloids, had made a deal to enslave the human host womb for the power to make war against it: `And the dragon was wroth with the woman and went to make war on the remnant of her seed.` (Rev: 12. 17) From a human perspective, the adult penis ejaculates, rather than squirts water, which explains why tanks look so attractive to the trunks of elephant boys. The Revelation of John was a part of the New Testament of the Bible, which derived from four corroborative statements, according to the Jewish religious police, that is, the Pharisees, by the disciples of Jesus, who were known as Matthew, Mark, Luke and John, and that detailed the staggeringly apocalyptic consequences of Jesus, `Christ`, `the chosen` amongst the tankless Juice, teaching repetitively using the class bored: `Love your neighbor as you love yourself.` (Mk: 12. 31) John went on to write his Revelation, which also became a Levant movie starring a young Johnny Weismuller as Tarzan of the videoed apes, while the four Gospels, as they were known, formed the basis of famous Hollywood actor John Wayne`s line from the film, The Greatest Story Ever Told (1965), `Surely, this was the snuff God.` (Matt: 27. 54) Although there was some debate over historical accuracy, most people were of the opinion that Wayne and John weren`t the same. Wayne uttered his immortal line, at the foot of the cross of Jesus, upon the hill of Calvary, outside the city of Jerusalem in Juice Palestine, which was then occupied by the legion of the Roman Emperor, Tiberius, where Jesus had been nailed to the cross of wood, and left there to die, before Longinus, the Roman centurion, played by actor John Wayne in the Hollywood, `Babylon`, movie, The Greatest Story Ever Told, pierced his side with a spear, but no woman appeared, which was what`d so pleased the repthomoid guard, because that meant Jesus was properly `snuffed`, and a `Second Eve` wasn`t going to emerge from the rib of the `Perfect Man`, the `Second Adam`, Jesus, as the `Second Eve` of the `Son of Man`, who was Jesus` mother, Mary, the Virgin, whose `seed` had yet to re-emerge upon the Earth as promised by God, the creator, so that there`s be Redemption from the evil reptiloid and hominid Alliens of the parasitoid invader.

 Amazingly, Jesus was resurrected and ascended in prefiguration of that of woman’s seed. Consequently, Jesus` mother, the Virgin Mary, who`d given birth to Jesus uncontaminated by either the reptiloids, or the hominids, was portrayed in the Catholic church, of which the disciple Peter became the first spiritual head, or Pope, in Rome, crushing the head of the serpent with her `foot`, because her futanarian woman’s seed had more brainpower than either the reptiloids, or the hominids, which was what God had told Eve in Eden, when explaining her `enmity` with the `serpent`s seed`: `You shall crush the head of the serpent with your foot, but he will bruise your heel.` (Gen: 3. 15) The deal made between the hominids and the reptiloids to enslave the human host womb meant that the brainpower of woman’s seed would be too dilute to produce the technology needed to lift her futanarian `footrace` from the Earth to colonize the planets amongst the stars of heaven above, so the Alliens would keep humanity imprisoned upon the Earth to provide it with war`s entertainments.

 Parasitologists gave a name to the parasite that emerged from the host to kill it, `parasitoid`, which is what woman’s seed, jailed by the reptiloid and hominid Alliens, would become: `The dragon stood before the woman, who was about to give birth, to devour her child the moment it was born.`  (Rev: ) John, whether Wayne or otherwise, observed that the parasitoid Alliens would always prevent the human race from being born, because it wanted to turn the species into a Hollywood `snuff` film: `Mystery, Babylon the great, mother of harlots and of the abominations of the Earth.` (Rev: 17. 5) The reptiloid and hominid manufacture of humanity as a single male brained creature wearing each other’s clothes in `TV` transvestism made of the Earth a `TV`, while the invention of the television machine to receive globally broadcast pictures of what the `TV` was doing was the home entertainment `snuff` of the Alliens, which existed upon the host womb of humanity in order to kill it and record it, which is what the French called, de ja vu, or `Haven`t I seen this before?` They had, because they were a re-recording of the `snuff` movie makers, who were the Alliens that had reincarnated them to experience the `bad karma` of being killed in the `snuff` movie again.

 Karma was a Buddhist concept deriving from Australoid immigrants to the Indus valley in India, who`d brought their Vedas (1500-500 B.C.E.), which were the religious books containing the belief system of a people, known as the `in Vedas people`, who`d `emigrated` to India, after experiencing host womb slavery by the different members of the Alliens, including Tribbles and their `Tribble mother`, Carol Decker. The Australians of the Indus valley founded the Hindu religion, and the Buddhists derived their philosophy from Guatama Buddha (b. 563 B.C.E), who`d read the Vedas, and whose followers explained that, because of the re-recordings of the Alliens, which were called `reincarnation`, humans were described as `coming back as animals`, through `bad karma`, when the members of the Alliens bred with them - again and again - after having enslaved the human futanarian species of woman’s seed. Then the parasitoid Alliens killed them all again, and explained it was their `bad karma`; until they were ready to kill them all again. In the film of the Vedas, Jungle Book (1967), with an 1894 script written by Rudyard Kipling, elephant boy, Mowgli, keeps the snake, Ka, amongst the trunks of the trees, by squirting off with an older woman who’s got enough in her jugs to help him squirt off a lot more with her. In this way, the karma of the endlessly repeated `TV snuff film` was kept on going ad nauseam unless some cataclysmic event foreseeable by the Alliens occurred to make extinct the human race.

 The Levant war between what was in the American elephants` trunks, and the trunks of the Arabian elephants, looked as if it would result in an eventual disagreement upon the obviously thorny topic of adultery that would precipitate global annihilation; if a condom couldn`t be produced by the US` Military Industrial Complex (MIC) that women could also use to protect themselves. Christianity firmly stated that it `didn`t believe in adultery`, whereas the Moslems in Islam, who espoused the Koran (610-30 C.E.), given to their Prophet, Mohamed, by the angels of God, still remaining in heaven, according to Islamic tradition, permitted themselves four wives based on the fact that Mohamed was a descendant of Ishmael, whose brother, Isaac, son of Abraham and Sara, had founded Judaism. Islam, however, was conceived by the angelic host as a means of ensuring that futanarian woman’s seed could safely reproduce within the human family, whereas Isaac`s Judaism was perceived by Christianity as supportive of its misogynist ring slaving. However, the Juice tradition was that they could only be born from a woman of the Juice, that is, women were the Juice; or, in other words, Judaism was a futanarian belief system. Unfortunately, Christianity hadn`t learned from the story of the Juice exodus from slavery to the Egyptian Pharaoh, Thutmoses III, before they arrived in God`s promised land of Palestine, whereas Ishmael`s mum was Hajer, `the Egyptian woman`. In Christianity, the four wives of the Moslems were perceived as a retroactive attempt to legitimize Ishmael`s birth from a woman not Abraham`s wife, Sara, who gave her maid, Hajer, to Abraham, after Sara became barren when Isaac was born. In short, Christianity believed that Islam was a trunken bastard, much in the way that the German National Socialist (Nazi) Party, during the 1930s and 1940s, killed upwards of 20, 000, 000 of the Juice before stacking them like logs, and incinerating the trunks, that is, the juice of Islam was going to be so trunken it wouldn`t produce anything either, because it represented an adulterate threat to the progeny of blonde women; no matter how vague.

 The issue of decency was central to Christian morality and was illustrated graphically in the story of Jesus and his treacherous evil disciple, Judas, who`d once seen Jesus having his anointing out in front of everybody with a woman. The biblical narrative, corroborated by the extremely right wing moral Evangelists, Matthew, Mark, Luke and John, described the obviously very pure encounter between Jesus and a woman, Mary, as involving a bottle of expensive perfume and the `feet` of the Juice Messiah. The 1st Century A.D. equivalent of Chanel No. 5 was `spikenard` and, as the spy in the employ of the Pharisees, that is, the Jewish religious police, who of course still speak for everyone concerned about immoral adultery, Judas`s spy canard was that the `perfume`, by which he meant the woman who wasn`t yet involved in ring slavery, be sold to raise cash for Jesus` `boys`, although `the big J` as he was known, rejected the idea of Judas interfering with his annoying thing: `Leave her alone.` (Mk: 14. 6) `J` had had trouble with the rabid loons before. The Pharisees had brought a woman ostensibly caught in adultery, and Jesus had said: `Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.` (John: 8. 7) None were able to, because the human futanarian species of woman’s seed is sexually independent and so incapable of adultery if left alone; or, as Jesus remarked casually in one of his well-staged off hand remarks that served his teaching program: `At the resurrection people will neither marry nor be given in marriage; they will be like the angels in heaven.` (Matt: 22. 30) As the angels in heaven were doubtless winged saurians from the previous phase of Earth`s evolution during the Mesozoic period 248 M.a., it couldn`t be xenophobic hated of aliens that the Bible was on about, but righteous loathing for the parasitoid male Alliens, because the saurians were the angels of God in heaven above the Earth righteously by the side of God against the parasitoid Alliens, who`d enslaved the human futanarian host womb; to force its brain dead kids to make war upon themselves: to entertain the pedophile. According to Jesus, woman’s seed would be `like the angels` of God, that is, independent of ownership, which was what Christian morality about adultery was for. If the human futanarian species of woman’s seed wasn`t ring slaved, it wouldn`t be adulterated, whereas Christians believed in adultery, because it was how the parasitoid Alliens fed the human race to itself. If the Christian Pinocchios didn`t believe in adultery any stronger, their noses would be so long they`d be able to destroy Spain from North Korea. During the Levant war the American and Alliens elephants` penis extensions were inside their trunks, just like those of the Arabian elephants, which was why the terrorist attack on the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center on 9/11, 2001, by Al Qaeda, `The Arse`, operating under the auspices of the notoriously misogynistic Taliban regime of Afghanistan, was known as the Nine Elephants` assault prior to the larger Levant war declared by a boob, Bugger All Big Daddy, who wanted a Nuke Caliphate that didn`t believe in adultery strongly also.

 In ancient Greece, homosexuality in pederasty for war against woman’s seed, through host womb enslavement of the human futanarian species of women, was institutionalized. Consequently, when, `The Arse`, Al Qaeda, hijacked `civil` airliners to crash them into the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center, it was `rough trade`, that is, that `brutality and violence` associated with homosexuality in pederasty for war against the Earth, which that boob, `Bugger All Big Daddy`, wanted, so `The Arse` arranged war with America and the Alliens` elephants. When `That Damn Nuisance`, the dictator of Iraq, said he was a supporter of `The Arse`, the US army invaded in March, 2003, which resulted in That Damn Nuisance`s arse being well supported by a rope around his neck on December30, 2006, before the boob, Bugger All Big Daddy, declared an independent Levant, which hypothetically included some Juice, and the elephant war continued over whether or not the women could be safely accused of not having adulterous thoughts about each other, which of course they wouldn`t be able to, as future American President Wanka Trunk pointed out, if they didn`t have any juice. Many of the Arabians denied their women Juice, whether they wanted Juice or not, by saying that they couldn`t use the car. Consequently, although the problem had begun in ancient Greece, it`d now spread to oil, which the Americans called `gas`, because that was how the German `Nazis` had sought to regulate juice production by using the US` manufactured pesticide, Zyklon B, which preceded the 21st century US` stealth, B2 `Spirit bomber`, as a means of exterminating Old Testament peoples, and that The Beatles had once commented on in a John Lennon satirical masterpiece, `Let It Be`(1970), `When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary comes to me. Speaking words of wisdom, let it be.` Luring the Juice `chosen people` into showers, where they were gassed, it was soon time to take the corpses to stack them like logs before incineration as usual. Oil, of course, was crude, and the actual name for what was put into the car to make it go was `petrol`, which was what the elephant warriors thought of themselves as doing before the Levant war. They `petrolled` until it was time to pack their trunks, and deploy their penis extensions to persuade the women gently to accept their point of view about mixed bathing, which had been an especial feature of That Damn Nuisance`s Baath Party when he was campaigning for dictatorship prior to the Germans saying rather previously to the Levant states on September 11th, `Nein!`

 The US, of course, were used to the concept of `elephants`, because eleven Southern states of the Union seceded prior to the American Civil war (1861-5) after Abraham Lincoln, President of the Republican Party, symbolized by the elephant, was elected on a resistance to the expansion of slavery manifesto. The states of the secession were; South Carolina, Mississippi, Florida, Alabama, Georgia, Louisiana, Texas, Virginia, Arkansas, Tennessee, and North Carolina. Consequently, the eleven`s war against the elephant`s Union was the first apocalyptic sign from Jesus` disciple John`s Revelation that the future of the Levant would be determined by a slaver`s war. Because Christian morality is based on the false principle that women are adulterous, whereas they`re adulterated by the reptiloid and hominid Alliens slaving the human futanarian species of woman’s seed, the distinction between good and evil is colored by the belief that adultery is wrong, and so slavery is allied to miscegenation, which was the theme of the American Civil war against the Southern United States` practice of enslaving black Africans. The commonest belief was that miscegenation was adulteration of the white population by the black slaves, that is, sexual reproduction between people of a color other than white, which included the supposed `red` Indians of the North American Plains, who were the indigenous inhabitants before the largely European settlers arrived after 1642, when queen Isabella of Spain had commissioned ships, and the explorer, Christopher Columbus, had discovered the truth about the reports of an undiscovered continent. Atlantis, of course, was the mythic continent of the Greek philosopher Plato`s Timaeus (360 B.C.), which was reputed to have sunk beneath the waves of the Atlantic ocean in a cyclone, from whence unadulterated woman’s seed wouldn`t resurface, whether the Alliens thought miscegenative adultery, with her doubtless rainbow colored species in its furs, was allowable or not.

 By 1880 the US` government had employed buffalo hunters to kill the North American herd, numbering 60, 000, 000, to ensure that the Plains` Indians starved to death which, as well as neatly removing the problem of miscegenation, explicated the issue of adultery, because what the evil mean by miscegenation is adulteration, although women of any color are adulterated by the slaving of the human futanarian host species` womb, that is, adultery and slavery are the same, but all women are, in fact, the adulterate parasitoid victims of repthomoid Alliens` miscegenation, whereas unadulterated women are a separate and distinct race. In short, the US` Civil war was fought on the basis that slaves were being liberated, whereas women remained adulterated, so that the brainpower produced by their own human futanarian species of woman’s seed couldn`t liberate them from miscegeny and adulteration. Or, in other words, the war to manumit black slaves was a war that maintained the enslavement of women, while fostering the illusion that miscegeny was a taboo, whereas it was a rule, and ultimately, as W. B. Yeats observed in his poem written after the first war (1914-18) with the German Empire over their plan to enslave Europe, `The Second Coming` (1919), the breaking of the miscegeny taboo against parasitoid members of the repthomoid Alliens sexually reproducing with women of any color would produce an even more adulterated and brain damaged creature limping to its doom: `And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?` Or, in simple terms, the Alliens` plan was to adulterate woman’s seed, while faking moral outrage against adultery, and increase miscegeny by making it ever more possible, so further weakening the futanarian human `remnant` of the species of woman’s seed, while increasing race hatred, based on the parasitoid evil nature`s seeking to avoid being adulterated, and so making the supposed immorality of adultery, between a non-species and a species, the basis of its propaganda campaign to discredit belief in woman’s seed in the hope of seeing the runners drop dead before their race to colonize the planets amongst the stars had begun.

 The Japanese are yellow of course, and their practice of binding women`s feet to make sure that the futanarian footrace doesn`t run very far away from the reptiloid and hominid Alliens is a parasitoid tradition that  was still very much in vogue up until the December 7, 1941, when the barmy Emperor, Hirohito of `Nippon`, sent a carrier fleet with Mitsubishi `zero` kamikaze suicide pilots to nip in and crash their planes into the carrier decks and other vessels of the US Pacific fleet unwarned at Pearl Harbor, Hawaii, which cleverly precipitated the US into the second world war (1939-45) against the German Empire and the Alliens. When the US nipped in, and dropped the atomic bombs on August 6 and 8 on the Japanese cities of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, to end the dispute over `foot binding` in favor of the greater slaver, by turning the female populations there into molten rock and bones, it wasn`t necessarily because the US didn`t want to break their taboo against miscegeny. Adultery was obviously not that hugely important a moral issue for all of those Japanese `futanari` women to be punished by vaporization for just possibly thinking miscegenistically about American women who weren`t yellow, although it was clearly a part of the alien propaganda system to make such criminal thinking their foster child, so that women could be victimized for believing that they were the adulterers, whereas it was they that were in fact the adulterated race upon the Earth, which was being attacked by aliens, who`d fostered such a strong belief against adultery, the annihilation of a couple of urban conurbations full of Japanese women, whose slavers were busy about their business in someone else`s country, was a total victory by the Alliens, who`d now achieved the technological capacity to globally devour the human species through their parasitoid program of institutionalizing homosexuality in pederasty for war against woman’s seed.

 The feet of the Japanese branch of the species of human `futanari` were now incontrovertibly bound by the United States, which put a black man on the moon on July 21, 1969 (UTC: 2. 56), Louis Armstrong, to blow the last trump through a special hole in his space helmet, and say: `That`s one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. It`s true. It`s actual. Everything is satisfactual. Zip bodied.` When US` President, Ronald `Ray Gun` Reagan announced his `Strategic Defense Initiative` (SDI) on March 23. 1982, known as `star wars` for the 1977 science fiction movie, Star Wars IV: A New Hope, because of its `Death Star` that orbited planets to kill them, it was as a `ground and space based missile system` designed to ensure that women couldn`t escape without a permit that they wouldn`t receive, just as Louis had been placed there on the moon to `put his foot down`, that is, destroy the human futanarian species of woman’s seed that wasn`t actually his own, but the human race of women`s, as a `Nam `vet`. Armstrong`s trumpetings were hugely symbolic, insofar as they represented the desire of the veterinarians amongst the Alliens to have the animal `put down` when the `spacecraft`, Apollo 11, finally landed on the surface of Earth`s loonie satellite, and Armstrong emerged to put the futanarian `foot` of the species down with more than a symbolic planting of the `star spangled banner` for the Japanese, whose own red spot on white appeared to represent as yet unproven connections with the red planet, Mars, that Wells` The War Of The Worlds portrayed as a desirable objective for the parasitoid Alliens within the solar system, and beyond, where there were more possibilities for conducting genocidal pogroms against woman’s seed on behalf of the crater god.

 Should her remains be discoverable on the surface of Mars, for example, amongst the pyramids, and other traces of an ancient marred civilization, long thought extinguished, it would support the obvious truth that the Earth`s Alliens had formerly declared war upon the women of the cities of Luna, and `bombed them to shit`, only leaving sterile craters there, as a sign of their great Christian moral faith that adultery was wrong, and that they had boundless compassion for miscegenists; in line with Jesus` thinking on the subject. The last, of course, was largely true, on the basis that the reptiloids, hominids, Klingons, and other members of the Alliens were not the same race as women`s `seed`, although there was some speculation amongst scientists interested in the viral cloud hypothesis, in which the virality of the alien hadn`t spread sexually originally, but asexually throughout the cosmos by means of `gassy farts` emitted from `some poisonous asshole`, and which somehow managed to inveigle itself into a host before emerging to kill it from whichever planetary body`s occupants wombs it`d managed to inveigle itself into in the course of the development of `the cosmic whirligig`, as a Led Zeppelin munidger once sturped during their fabled Destroyer tour of the US, and for which she was doubtless heavily punished. Not as heavily as the moon, of course, where woman’s seed had lived independently of men`s adulterous thoughts about miscegeny, before upon her they preyed in the name of god, the crater.

 Despite women`s being a separate and distinct species largely uninterested in being fried alive like gnats in a `tripod` heat ray in the course of the running of the movie, The War Of The Worlds (1953), or the later version in which Dakota Fanning is the girl running down the street as the Martian `war machines`, from the late 19th century novel by H. G. Wells, The War Of The Worlds (1895), vaporize her family and friends, while leaving her to run on screaming alone, because she`s the lead actress in an apologia for the Alliens` repthomoid  devouring of the human futanarian species of woman’s seed, it was US not Them (1954), which was another `bug-eyed monster` (BEM) movie about Japanese mutated into ants the size of elephants after a nuclear attack launched upon the tiny inoffensive yellow people by US` amusement arcade boffins aged 7, `I see, BEMs.` Designed to cover up the obvious fact that it was the Alliens that were making the films to discredit whatever help might come from the stars to help woman’s seed rise, US was obviously Them, and those `Over There` as well, according to George Cohen`s lyric to his patriotic 1917 war dirge: `Over there, over there, send the word, send the word over there, that the Yanks are coming, the Yanks are coming. The drums rum tumming everywhere.` As sung by Hilary`s Wank, which apparently is deafening for the ear drums, but after a few good yanks it comes.

 The US` dropping of its atom bombs on Japan, as if the Japs` flag, with its red spot, and white background upon red stripes, was a symbol of the Martians` heat rays from The War Of The Worlds, suggested that they were always preparing to drop their bombs on the women in someone`s home, for example, US Presidents, Lyndon Baines Johnson and Richard Milhouse Nixon, bombed the women`s carpet in Cambodia (1965-73) frantically, although the Asiatic women had spent many years keeping it clean and useful. Nixon was censured by the US for striving to prevent Pol Pot from becoming President of Cambodia at its capital city, Phnom Penh, even as late as 1974, before an internal `War To Gate Apes` Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) plan for peace succeeded in impeaching `Tricky Dicky` who,  amongst the criminals `gated`, nevertheless maintained that it was a `War To Gay Tapes` conspiracy, deriving from rumors of his being naked at his desk in the Oval Office at the Whitehouse in Washington, D.C., and with his advisors looking on, that left him looking out of the prison at the bars across the street hopelessly. Dicky`s adversary Pot went on to kill 25% of the population of Cambodia, in another manic bout of parasitoid activity that lasted a couple of years (1976-9), while a poll to legalize pot was mooted by the C.I.A., insofar as it might assist in the preparation of an upcoming Alliens` policy document by a government Drongo commission created for that purpose, `S.N.U.F.F.E.D.`, Scene Neutralization Uninstallable Furniture Facsimile Evasion Dopeheads, and which it was hoped would eventually result in Pot adopting the Christian name, Paul, after a long spell and some rehabilitation under a magic mushroom`s umbrella in downtown Golgotha.

 Still protesting about their carpets to the Georges Bush, Barbara, who had a `magic` one of her own, according to unverifiable reports from Hefner`s Playboy (1955- ) magazine, the Moslem women in Islam, whom God had told the Americans specifically to protect in John`s Revelation, were being put in `rape camps` by Christian Serb militia during the Bosnian war (1992-5). Later, the Americans got their own trunks out, and went off for the elephant war, as representatives of `the eagle`, upon the Great Seal of the US President, George Bush Jr, where they`d maintain their by now familiar schizophrenic stance against adultery in favor of miscegeny, and of course in the name of the iconic black trumpeter, Louis Armstrong, amongst the four wife marriages of the faithful: `The woman was given the two wings of a great eagle, so that she might fly to the place prepared for her in the wilderness, where she would be taken care of for a time, times and half a time, out of the serpent's reach.` (Rev: 12. 14) But not after they developed the `stealth technology` of the B2 `Spirit bomber`, which replaced the B1, so indicating the correspondence between the first and second, B-for-beasts, Bravo Billy, and the Bana-head of Revelation, who despite being asked repeatedly to perform, live and `unzipped`, yet still always managed to, `The second beast was given power to give breath to the image of the first beast, so that the image could speak and cause all who refused to worship the image to be killed.` (Rev: 13. 15) Those women, who supported the penis` smoking, and ball snorting, which was the psychologically definitive description of the method by which the parasitoid Alliens` ingestion of humanity`s potential was symbolically, and actually, achieved, secretly through mouth and nostrils, were the other `beast` of the Alliens` single male brained transvestite `TV`, manufactured by them to wear each other’s clothes in parasitoid `TV war`.

 War with the Moslems in Islam, who had four wives each, and so were practicing what Christians perceived as adultery on a grand scale, that is, sex with more than one woman at the same time, encouraged everyone to believe in the deeply moral Christian perspective that they weren`t adulterated, and they could point to the celibate victim, Jesus, as well as his mother, the Virgin Mary, who bore him without permission from the Alliens, whose semen weren`t engaged in the fertilization procedures, as justification for their moral upbraiding of Spunky Fatima. However, as Judas pointed out to Jesus in no uncertain terms with regard to his Christian moral upbringing, which was sanctioned by the Gospeleers corroborative non-condemnatory statements, no matter how long Mary had anointed Jesus` feet with a pint o` nard or more, there was never any possibility whatsoever of the Messiah getting his cock sucked from Mary`s position by his feet. Judas` reporting of Jesus to the religious police, and `moral guardians`, the Pharisees, ensured that Jesus` woman’s seed wouldn`t ever sexually impregnate a woman, because he was immediately executed for probably thinking adulterous thoughts about a woman with the same name as his mum`s. Although it wasn`t church doctrine that women shouldn`t live unless they were prepared to vow that they hadn`t a cock to suck, or that they wanted it to be summarily removed by a nominated official, it was implied. In his `Last Supper`, before his execution, Jesus offered `bread and wine` to the disciples, and called it his `body and blood`, because woman’s seed was but smoke and snort to the Empire. It might have helped if the Gospeleers had described Jesus` getting his cock sucked, but taboos enforced by Roman publishing conventions made it certain that, should the Gospeleers attempt to insert a suck, the script wouldn`t pass the censor and The Greatest Story Ever Told wouldn`t be. Consequently, Satanism had arrived on the wings of Jesus` eagle, who was clearly a Satanist from a Christian perspective, because they`d wanted to delete the scene with Mary, whose name was similar to mum`s.

 Pornography was so highly criticized by Christian morality, and its concerns about adultery, that Christianity preferred to watch the Gulf wars `live on TV`, rather than human sex. The `TV advertising campaign` began as long ago as ancient Greece`s establishment of a `model` democracy in which only 66.6% of the possible members of the human species could vote for the reptiloid and hominid Alliens that were themselves, because the human futanarian race of woman’s seed had been extinguished in favor of slavery to the parasitoid. Consequently, that 33.3% was missing from the democratically reproductive process; as Jesus` disciple, John, wrote of in his Revelation: `Let he that has wisdom have understanding, the number of a man is the number of the beast, and his number is six hundred three score and six.` (Rev: 13. 8) The number of the reptiloid and hominid democracy institutionalized by the ancient Greeks, and which is touted roundly as the democratic model for all of civilization on the planet Earth, is that of the host womb slavery of human futanarian woman’s seed for homosexuality in pederasty for war against Earth`s humanity, which is `666`, that is, 66.6 %. As the once human race undergoes generational dilution, the `beast` becomes stronger, and the desire for the `events of 9/11 live on CNN`, and other network news channels, to be repeated and magnified, is stronger too. When Iraq`s dictator, Saddam Hussein, invaded Kuwait in 1990, the US` army ejected the Iraqis within a few months, but the second Gulf war continued to rage.

 Even after the fall of `domino` states, Libya, Tunisia, and Egypt, and with Syria and Iraq also falling under the spell of `the boob`, Bugger All Big Daddy, at the commencement of the second decade of the 21st century, and in a struggle that looked to be going on for the third, videoed apes having sex on them were all that was available for the parasitoid Alliens to use as slavery technical manuals in the subjection of the human race of futanarian woman’s seed. In the absence of human sex education, the label `pornographic`, as applied to Alliens` species` subjugation videoed ape material, was understandably reprehensible from a Christian point of view, although it was obvious to see why the human sex was condemned as `unfit for humans` by the labelers, without any human sex being visible amongst the videoed apes. Children, of course, who were often described as, `to be seen and not heard`, by Christian moralists, weren`t ever going to be seen at all, if the videoed apes` instructions were followed, in accordance with religious fundamentalism, and military precision: `The dragon stood in front of the woman, who was about to give birth, to devour the child the moment it was born.` (Rev: 12. 14) Kept without rejuvenation treatments, due to the lack of advance in medical science requiring the human sexually reproduced brainpower denied by the repthomoid Alliens, the `remnant` of the species of woman’s seed would be forever ephemeral, ignorant and unconscious in the pedophilia hell of children as adults, which of course the `moral` Christians espoused as `the bride of heaven` for Jesus` followers: `Suffer little children to come unto me.` (Matt: 19. 14) Obviously, they`d suffer a great deal with their parents` desire that they should remain brainless infants into old age, and beyond into eternity, where Jesus and his mum wouldn`t have a penis between them after the homosexuals had smoked all of the human down to the butt.

 The `incurable killer disease`, HIV/AIDS, discovered by the late 20th century, and labeled a `gay plague`,  was the `biological weapon` manufactured and spread by the evil repthomoid Alliens by mixing blood, shit and semen in the anuses of homosexuals engaged in pederasty for the waging of war against the human futanarian host womb species of woman’s seed, which wanted to produce her own race, rather than the contagion that was mocking her human mode of reproduction by injecting contaminated semen into its and her arse. According to scientists, HIV/AIDS, arose in what used to be called the `Belgian` African Congo, because of European Imperialist ambitions throughout the continent, whence it derived from the simian immuno-deficiency (SIV 1) virus, that is, hominid apes. Although there wasn`t any suggestion that either Belgians or Africans contracted the disease by having sex with apes, it was the ambition of the Alliens that the human immuno-deficiency virus (HIV), which resulted in acquired immuno-deficiency syndrome (AIDS), climbed up the spinal column from the anus to kill the brain, and stop the heart from pumping blood to the human penis. That was the message that the Belgio-Conganese (albeit unconsciously) sent through the sexually transmitted disease (STD) to kill human consciousness` ability to have knowledge of the existence of its killer. Without its penis, the human futanarian species of woman’s seed couldn`t produce any brainpower, and without any brains it wouldn`t have a heart to pump blood into its penis. The homosexuals in pederasty for war that wanted children to live - and die - as brainless ephemerals in pedophila without proper medical rejuvenation, so that they`d always be playthings of the evil parasitoid species` killer, had won. Or, in simpler terms, the repthomoid Alliens that had produced a `biological weapon` in Africa to use against woman’s seed, weren`t as black and white as all that, but so what?

 As it was common amongst Africans to eat monkey brains, scientists thought that the STD, HIV/AIDS, could have been transmitted to humans in this way, although there were some scientists, who believed that the transmission of the disease was caused by ancient burial practices involving removing the brain from the body after death, and which the Egyptian Pharaohs had also employed in their use of jars to preserve the organs of their bodies in after death, so that the `spirit body` could be restored to flesh, if the body was wanted again. However, it was clear from the racist argument being proposed, that the Africans were to be thought of as monkey-fuckers, and that the white-supremacists were using the HIV/AIDS STD as a means to provoke distrust and hatred of black Moslems in Islam. Such pogroms as occurred in Sudan`s region of Dharfur, where the ostensibly white ruling Arab elite engaged in warfare from the Sudanese capital city, Khartoum, against their blacker `brothers`, and through well organized and maintained, Janjaweed Malicious, who was a difficult character to say `No!` to, could be attributed to Whitey`s determination to avoid having the STD HIV/AIDS virus transmitted to them by the monkey-fuckers.

 It was traditional amongst white supremacists that black women were always at the bottom of the woodpile underneath the shoes, which had always been piled separately by the Christians at Belsen, and other of their Europewide `death camps` ,while the exponents of Judo were stacked like logs before incineration, after having failed to practice their martial art successfully. It was traditional in Islam that the shoes be taken off respectfully, but it was traditional in Christianity that there was always some `nigger in the woodpile`, and it was evident from theories about the HIV/AIDS virus having arisen from monkey-fucking in Africa by Beligians that more `enlightened` Westerners` opinion was that it`d be better for the Moslems in Islam to be in with the shoes, rather than hidden amongst some logs beneath their burkas, which were the black one-piece coverall worn by Moslem women to hide themselves from Californian `beach party` babe addicts, who`d never seen a human penis, and wouldn`t know what to do with a `big log` underneath a woman`s burka if they found one, unless they had some Christians with them, or former Led Zeppelin lead singer, Robert Plant, who`d once sung about it:

 

`Your love is cradled in knowing.

Eyes in the mirror, still expecting they'll come.

Sensing too well when the journey is done.

There is no turning back - no.

There is no turning back - on the run.`

 

 Plant`s `Big Log` (1983) from The Principle Of Moments observed that, when it comes to dealing with the evil repthomoid parasitoid Alliens, the best policy was flight, which was the advice of The Pink Floyd`s lyricist, Roger Waters, whose band was similarly criticized by Christian fundamentalists for its `immoral` and `Satanist` lyrics to `Run Like Hell` from The Wall (1979), whereas the video tape of the group performing the song animated by Gerald Scarfe, who also worked for the satirical magazine, Private Eye, showed that was how Christians described those who were still alive:

 

`Keep your dirty feelings

Deep inside.

And if you're taking your girlfriend

Out tonight,

You'd better park the car

Well out of sight.

Cause if they catch you in the back seat

Trying to pick her locks,

They're gonna send you back to mother

In a cardboard box.

You better run.`

 

 Shakespeare was the bard for that. The Elizabethan dramatist used the `passive tense`, in the `Godly way` that was a substantive retort to Christians` perception that there weren`t any women on the stage in William`s day, because it`d be a heinous crime to see the wobblers, `For God`s sake, let us sit upon the ground and tell sad stories of the death of kings.` (3, ii) W.S`s Richard II (1595) observed that Christians saw themselves as `kings` of morality, even in the dim recesses of the greengrocer`s shelved boxes, and declared the vegetables Satanists for wanting to eat differently, as Margaret Thatcher, `the greengrocer`s daughter from Grantham`, once observed after being asked in a restaurant, `What about the vegetables?` Britain`s Prime Minister (1979-90), who was eating with her ministers, joked, `They`ll have the same as me.` As everyone present was a vegetable, in the sense that the Alliens had defined humanty as a `parasitoid generation`, the waiter with the menu was being a real Christian with the diners. From his point of view, Margaret Thatcher was deriding the cabinet as vegetables, whereas Margaret was declaring herself a vegetable amongst vegetables, and offering the waiter vegetable status by virtue of his being in a position to associate with those of fiber, which is what dinner has always been for older, wiser, and more voracious, parasitoids.

 Christianity was Satanism, and those who wanted to live immortally, and with their wisdom of the eons, were accused of looking like US` actress, Amanda Bynes, who looked fifteen in the comedy television show about a girl, What I Like About You (2002-05), who lived with her mom, actress Jenny Garth, who also looked about fifteen, and neither of them were actually related, so that the metaphor of incest could be hammered home upon the audience, who`d been taught that children didn`t fuck mommy: `We don't have to resort to using our bodies to get ahead.` No matter, if the viewing audience speculated that Jenny Garth`s Val, and Amanda Bynes` Holly Tyler, could be a lesbian masturbation fantasy, they weren`t going to be able to flop their cocks out in Christianity, even if they had any, because Christian media taboos conventionally ascribed incest status upon all those participating in the television `event`, on screen and at home, by making it impossible for women to be known to have sex with each other. Without mommy`s penis, her daughters would only be able to perceive their relations with women, and each other, as unfulfillable incestuous desires provoked by the Alliens` media propaganda. In such a system, all males are Prison Daddy, who`s made incest illegal, and the `new guards` must be worshipped in Christianity`s Satanism, despite God`s prohibition: `No other gods.` (Ex: 20. 3) Obviously, the guards in Christianity`s Satanism `Nazi` death camps disputed that, as do the supermarket of the beast`s security forces employed at ASDA supermarkets` chain smoking outlets.

 The joke is clearest in Greek dramatist Sophocles` Oedipus Rex (c. 429 B.C.) in which Jocasta queen of Thebes, who Oedipus, `lame brain`, marries, after killing his father, and discovering after he`s fathered, Antigone, Jocasta`s daughter, that he`s committed the crime of incest by marrying his mother. Blinding himself, Oedipus asks Antigone to lead his steps onward, while Jocasta hangs herself. Because hanging produces semen ejaculation when the neck snaps, Jocasta is a figure of woman’s seed denied. In fact, the incest motif is that of Jocasta and Antigone, but they haven`t got a penis between them, that is, Oedipus couldn`t commit the crime of incest, because he isn`t their species. What that means is that incest doesn`t exist for the alien host womb slaver, but only for the women, who can`t fuck, because it`s been made illegal in Christianity`s Satanism in order to stop the human race from escaping its Prison Daddy. Val and Holly, in What I Like About You, can`t fuck each other, because misogynist pedophiles want to vent their humor on the population of the `global village` tuning in to the popular show each week. Based on the denial of rejuvenation technology to women with cocks, who want to look fifteen, even though they`re hundreds of thousands of years old, the traitors loyal to the Alliens want to play with brainless kids, so define the penis as an evil creature per se to be removed from the human scene, almost to the point where some girls didn`t ever know of its existence at all. Christianity`s Satanism portrays human sex as incest, because girls mustn`t know that they could do it with their mummies. However, thanks to Jesus, and the Virgin Mary`s illustration of the superior mode of reproduction ex nihilo, Christianity`s Satanism so believes that it`s now impossible for anyone, but Father in heaven, to fertilize by anything other than proxy server through the ethernet, while the `daughters of Eve` are sleeping undisturbably, and so women`s cocks aren`t kneaded - or anything.

 Because there isn`t a woman`s cock in the Hollywood, `Babylon` picture, it`s all Satanism, although Christianity would have everyone believe it isn`t: `Mystery, Babylon the great, mother of harlots, and of the abominations of the Earth.` (Rev: 17. 5) `Babylon` is the name of `a woman` of the Bible, although the capital city of the Persian Empire, Babylon (c. 4000 B.C.), bears her name, because the Empire of Christianity`s Satanism was built on the host womb enslaving of the futanarian species of woman’s seed native to the Earth. Jesus was described as the `Perfect Man`, because he never apparently flooped his cock out, and his mother, the Virgin Mary, wasn`t revered as a representative of virile womanhood, sexually reproducing her own species child, as a futanarian self-fertilizing `babe`, like the `First Adam`, while she triumphed as `Man`, because the `Son of Man`, Jesus, was uncontaminated by the repthomoid `serpent`s seed` of Satan, but she was rather revered as a virgin, who wanted Jesus to be a virgin too, who wouldn`t show his penis to a girl, and so get her thinking about where her own futanarian species` cock might be. In this way, Christianity obviated awkward questions about why adults weren`t old, and immortally youthful, through advances in medical science, and rejuvenation technologies, that were dependent on the brains of woman’s seed for their development in human science, rather than alien parasitoid B2 `Spirit bomber` science, `So long as Tiny Fruitcake gets his lollipop when he`s 9/11, all of the wisdom of the ages of woman’s seed can burn for me, and her ancient but immortally beautiful self won`t ever have a lollipop in her own species` gob,` said Halleluja Splat in the name of Christianity`s Satanism, as his A10 `pig` attack bomber over Kuwait city strafed a convoy of mebbe refugees somewhen in the early 1990s comedy amusement arcade, Bohunkum, N.Y.

 

I`sobody Fux X-Wife

 

I`sobody was one of the magickest fairies amongst the holes of Fairyland where there were a heck of a lot of holes to fill, and I`sobody was among the luckiest of the magickest fairies with a cock of her own. Tripping gaily down the staircase of her fairiest mansion among the most fair of the fairest folk, two burly swordsmen appeared on the stairs with lust in their hearts, and steel in their mittens. Or at least I`sobody supposed they did as she unslung her Uzi 9 mm sub machine gun from her shoulders and machine gunned the archaic representatives of a Middle Ages in which swordsmen were outgunned by 25<sup>th</sup> century women with cocks of their own, and a penchant for traveling through time with firepower just nicely beyond the capability of the local oiks to deal with her, `Dripping on my stairs,` she said, `the bloody nuisances. I was tripping gaily until they showed up.`

 Bouncing bustily onwards, I`sobody didn`t pause in her hurtling towards the foot of our stairs, where she expected to meet Grunt Hurtle, the movie star, who`d recently married Bleat Goats, the latest starlet to hit Hollywood head on with her horniness. `Hola!` said Grunt, coming over from where he was standing by the fireplace in the Grate Hall, so called because there was always a fire there, although the fire brigade tried to put it out periodically, which was quite expensive as they invariably cut down the entrance door with their axes. `Hola!` retorted I`sobody at the foot of the fairicase. `Where`s Bleat?` `She`s through there in one of the antechambers powdering who nose what.` `Thanks,` says I`sobody, and underarms a stiletto knife deep into his heart with a satisfying thud. Grunt grunts and topples to lie motionless atop the carpeting. `Bloody nuisance,` says I`sobody, and turns on her heel in the direction of the antechamber Grunt had indicated.

 Ambling nonchalantly fingering the diamond necklace with stones cut into the shape of snails with their horns out, and which she always wore in honor of her parents, who were both women too, and who`d given her the diamonds as a symbol of their deep affection for snails, I`sobody found Bleat admiring her bod and garments in a local mirror. `So you`re the x-wife,` I`sobody observed, lifting up her skirts, and fucking her in the mirror so that Bleat could see everything. `I can`t see something,` Bleat said. `Yes, I know it`s your ex-husband, who I just dispatched with a crafty knife in the sternum. They become vampires after they die, and it`s him that you can`t see there.` Bleat grunts, and I`sobody laughs, `You sound just like him,` she thrusted on obliviously. `Was he a relative?` `Relatively speaking, although he doesn`t speak much anymore.` `I can hear what he`s thinking, because I`m the queen and Empress of all of the fairy holes in fairiest land, and so the most magickest here, and he`s upset that he`s a vampire spirit and can`t do anything, because he hasn`t got the balls for it now.` Bleat grunts, `How can we escape?` `Oh, it`s easy,` I`sobody tells her, `we just leave him standing in front of the mirror. He can`t escape from his own reflection, because I say so, and I`m the magickest.`

 `Great orgasm,` Bleat bleats, gushing onto the carpet in the antechamber, as I`sobody splurts a bagful up, and out, and the overspill falls onto the gold and rainbowed threads of, as it says in the lyrics to her magick song, `the weave beneath their shoes`, sung by I`sobody and the Busybodies, `I`sobody Met A Boy Coming Through The Rye [ … And Chopped His Nuts Off`]`, which is also the title of the multi platinum CD album collection of soulless ballads. `We can go to my room and play with each other`s pussies,` I`sobody suggests. `Mine`s a Persian,` Bleat produces a white cat from her duffle bag, which is hanging on a hook within the stately perimeters of the mansion`s vast labyrinth of apparently magnificent antechambers yet to be fully explored by any of the generations of fairiest magick women born there. `Mine`s between my legs,` says I`sobody, `but I can get her down.`

 The pair trip gaily together up the fairicase to where I`sobody has her apartment suite. `Hola!` says a security personnel, who looks lustily at the two women, but not for very long, because I`sobody shoots him with a handgun she carries for that special purpose, and he stumbles theatrically clutching at his heart`s wound, as if he`s being filmed by Hollywood, `Babylon`, which of course he isn`t, and the corpse tumbles dutifully to the bottom of the fairicase near to where Bleat`s ex grunt`s not, or at least he did grunt a bit of snot, before he finally expired and became a vampire caught in the headlights of its own self-admiration.

 `Oh look, here`re the two swordsmen I killed earlier, so I can have a wank I the mirror without being hassled,` says I`sobody. `Bloody nuisances,` Bleat agrees. `And dripping on the fairicase two,` I`sobody look fiercely petulant, `when I`m trying to trip gaily onwards!` `I expect one of them once borrowed your pencil sharpener, and didn`t give it back,` Bleat supposed. `Yes, maybe, but it`s my policy to give it back a thousandfold,` I`sobody tinkled mysteriously in the fairer tongue. `It was I that paid for their upkeep as knights errant and bought them the swords two,` and that`s how they paid for borrowing my pencil sharpener without asking my permission,` she toe-ends one of the bodies and watches it roll down the ftairs to rest on top of the fairytale security forces. `Likewise,` says Bleat, booting the bod of the other swordsman and watching it roll all the way down while she jumps clapping her hands delightedly at the rolling nicely of it.

 `It`s getting lumpy down there,` I`sobody says, turning slightly and blasting at a hairy figure in an expensive leather tunic with gold studs that`s flying towards her with open arms and clutching fingers with dirty nails, and which then promptly collapses into a ball, as if shot, and rolls dramatically forwards in what appears to be somersaults from an Olympic qualifying gymnastics` tournament that take the hirsute lump to join the lumpiness below, because I`sobody has indeed put a bullet or three into him, `Uuunnnhhhfffttt!` `I think that your bikini dress with the spotted dog and yellow bow motif is very attractive,` I`sobody tells Bleat, who replies, `Thank you. They go with my penis ear rings.` `Oh yes,` says I`sobody, `I hadn`t noticed them there. You`ve got penis in your ears.` `Mine are shaped diamonds, but then I am the queen and Empress of all of fairytale land, and its Dominions, no matter how much I`m hated for paying 500 US $ for a bottle of Chanel rose petal water without any extract of natural rose flavoring in it, just so that I can wave the non-fragrant bottle under the noses of the poverty stricken.`

 `It`s getting lumpy down there,` says Bleat, `so I suppose we should go play with our pussies and so deal with the lumpiness.` `Let`s deal with some of it here,` said Bleat, lifting her skirts up again and going to the edge of the current landing to look down at the lumpy pile of bodies below. `Your lumpiness,` I`sobody agreed, `shoving into her and, reaching round to the front, and underneath the skirt with Bleat`s in it, pumping on that cock too, while she`s fucking her from behind with hers. Jisming off the stair landing in an arc that was hopeful but wouldn`t reach the piled lumps at the fairicase`s foot, Bleat duly orgasmed legways and calmly allowed the drips to pool around her shoes, where her hole ejaculate mixed deliciously with I`sobody`s sack out. `Sacked out,` says I`sobody, `without any bedding.` `What we need is a sleeve to do our bedding,` I`sobody declares. `Sleeve! Sleeve!`

`Yes, `m. I`s `ere. Grin Sleeves at your bedding.` A buxom blonde to no one in a green bodice ripper emerges from a door a bit further up the fairicase and peers down at the lovesome couple, so that they can get a full view of her wobblers struggling to get out of her dress at the sight of them. `Sleeves` done your bedding, Miss `m. Princess and Empress of fairydom, and its domains, I mean to say, yes `m, Sleeves` dood it, gash dorn, hallelujah! `Yes, Sleeve, I think that what you`re trying to say there, in your Deep Southern accented way is, `The morning breaks like a pomegranate in a shining crack of red.` `D. H. Lawrence?` `Yes, Bleat, it`s what the Dark wuz endeavoring to mutter. `Yes, `m. `S wot I`s wuz mumblin` baht, Missy. Lick your cock and eat your pussy.` `The fuzzie wuzzies don`t like it up `em, do they Sleeve?` `I dinnae ken we`s bin intrudooced,` Miss Missy II, Sleeve fumbled at her frontal buttons, butt`s mah guess iz, youse a wee fuzzie-wuzzie that disnae min`.`

 `Three for the bedroom,` I`sobody decides, and the election swingometer goes off the scale with appreciative applause from a live audience invited to the studio to see a stage version of the film, The Greatest Story Ever Told (1965), in which US actor, John Wayne, spears Jesus` side and says, `Surely, this was the snuff god.` (Matt: 27. 54) Jesus, `Christ`, `the chosen`, of course, began Christianity in Palestine, during the period of the Roman Empire`s occupation, and was applauded by the ensleeved for being a bleeding heart worn next to them upon the Tau cross where he was nailed, and left there to die as a `dissident` against Rome`s sleevery, `Love your neighbor as you love yourself.` (Mk: 12. 31) Speculation was that he was colored in by Scotland`s Disnae studios, before anti-apartheid campaigners remembered the rainbow of God`s covenant with his `chosen people`, the `choose`, who`d be given the TV remote control, so they could watch any color they liked, but not `Brain Damage`, which was another Pink Floyd track from Dark Side Of The Moon (1973), and was deemed very good by the Darks that lived there:

 

`The lunatic is in my head.

The lunatic is in my head. 
You raise the blade, you make the change; 
You re-arrange me 'til I'm sane. 
You lock the door,
And throw away the key.

There's someone in my head but it's not me.`

 

 I`sobody raises the window above the sill; like it`s a guillotine. And she puts her head out of the window to look at the valley there with its deciduous fruit trees, and the conifers with their fir cones, which keep their leaves all year round so that they appear green even in the winter time, and that of course is why they`re used at Christmas in the living room. Many`s the time that I`sobody the magickest fairy in fairy had sat upon the top of the tree on December 25<sup>th</sup> so that the Christians could see her there, and laugh together at how funny she looked from where they were standing; opening their presents from their friends and relations near and far. I`sobody was used to being called a Satanist by the Christians, who believed that anyone who wasn’t `born after accepting Jesus` teaching, or was a fairy, was evil. Consequently, I`sobody had to accept Satanism, which was the Christian belief that other people were evil, so I`sobody was a Satanist, because she wanted to live, and the Christians didn`t want her to, without their permission stamped onto her forehead in verification of her status as an acceptable ornament. Atop the fir each year, she pondered on the edibility of the cones, while the `Tians drank their tea, and thought about Jesus` teed up on the hill of Calvary outside the city of Jerusalem, some thirty years or so after his birthday, which they were there now celebrating.

 `We`re `Tian agers,` I`sobody affirmed, returning to the room, and locking the door with her key, before throwing it out of the window to the strains of Pink Floyd`s `Brain Damage`, `but I don`t want to be crucified in Satanism by the Christians, so I`m a Satanist, with a zest for life, and a desire to fuck all the nubile babe bods I can get my cock into.` `I`s wide open,` says Grin Sleeve; for there she was! `Satanism is treating people as if they are evil in order to get them to do what it is that you want, which is what the Christian National Socialist `Nazis` did to the Jews in the Second World War (1939-45) to end sleevery, after they were elected in 1933, when they exterminated upwards of 20, 000, 000 Jews, and stole 40, 000, 000 pairs of shoes, in Germany`s `death camps``, said I`sobody, pumping her stiffy into Grin as quickly as she could possibly go with Bleat pumping her stiffy into I`sobody.

 `Blessed are those who are invited to the marriage supper of the lamb,` (Rev: 19. 9) Bleat bleats. `That`s the pathetic Revelation of John, Jesus` disciple, isn`t it?` `No, it`s prophylactic. Because of the `blood plague` (Rev: 11. 6) in which John warns women against men who promise to wear condoms, but want to wage war against her `seed` by spreading homosexuality in pederasty`s `incurable killer disease`, HIV/AIDS, in `biological warfare` against her: `Men cursed the God of heaven for their pains and their sores, but refused to repent of what they had done.` (Rev: 16. 11) By forcing woman’s seed into fearful faithfulness to monogamous ring slavery in host womb parasitism against the species of futanarian women, HIV/AIDS made many sleeves for men to cry on.` The three women celebrate their freedom by spunking up all over each other.

 `Why is it that Jesus is called `the lamb`, Bleat wants to know. `Because he was born from his mother, the Virgin Mary, uncontaminated by men`s semen, which meant that he was woman’s seed. When he died he was resurrected by God and ascended to heaven above the Earth amongst the planets and stars where women`s bred brains` powers are destined to take her as human colonization, because we`re exponential breeders, whereas men can`t. Consequently, the `marriage of the lamb` is between women and woman’s seed, which is humanity born of the futanarian futrace, which goes slow but gets there eventually: `One small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind.` Astronaut Neil Armstrong`s declaration on the event of his becoming the first to step onto the moon on July 21, 1969, UTC: 2. 56, wasn`t, because Ronald `Ray Gun` Reagan on March 23, 1982, inaugurated `star wars`, his `Strategic Defense Initiative` (SDI), named for the movie, Star Wars (1977), wherein the `Death Star` of the evil Empire of Palatine is built to orbit planets and kill them. Reagan`s `SDI` was a `ground and space based missile system` built to encircle the Earth, which wasn`t a step forward, but a death sentence for the futanarian futrace, which goes slow enough for the killer to train its guns on her.`

 `You make men sound like aliens,` Bleat smoothes her pleated skirt, which she`s put on again after her exertions on the bed. `According to parasitology, the parasite that emerges from the host to kill it is termed `parasitoid`, which is what ray guns are if deployed against the Earth by men, who`re then `bug-eyed monsters` or BEMs in science fiction parlance, preparing to launch their intercontinental ballistic missiles (ICBMs) armed with nuclear warheads, so that eyes see BEMs everywhere children look up at the heavens awaiting the extinction of their race to fall upon them from the skies above owned by the United States of America`s `winged eagles` of `defensive capability`.` `Of course, the Russians have their SS-18 `Satan` missiles,` Grin grins humorlessly, `which are quite capable of claiming a pretty huge chunk of sky for themselves to live in, after the planned holocaustic hardware drops onto us all from space. Hallelujah trousers!`

 `She`s very religious, isn`t she?` Bleat observes to I`sobody, who agrees, `Yes, she`s celebrating the ancient Japanese tradition of women`s pants. That is, pants sometimes worn for convenience sake, because of the immense city of Ah Dong, where she comes from. For eons their Jap feet were traditionally bound by the sons of Nippon to ensure that their futanarian futrace wouldn`t escape to dwell among the planets and stars of heaven, so pants are a sound between them, which is indicative of a desire to run, and break the nipped on foot wrappings in what is called, `The Great Liberation`, for their peephole.` `Bean soup, and will be soup again` is the tradition of my peeble,` Grin Sleeves laughs, `because we`re souper peeble. What`s yours?` `We have a tradition of being alone unless sexual, because we can`t think of any other reason for being with others.` `We`re souper peeble, because we can`t think of any reason for not being with others,` Grin grins on, `we`re always in the soup, it`s only the depth that varies.`

 `There`s someone in your head, and it`s not you,` I`sobody declaims, `I`ll rearrange your brain until you`re sane,` she continues, `complete this pornographic jigsaw and, when you can see who`s fucking who, your brain will be sane.` `How many pieces?` Grin grinned. `Five,` I`sobody gives her the pieces. Grin froons, and puts the pieces together, so that Beep Po, the star of the Pink Floyd Sheep movie (1975), can be seen stiffing Bo Peeb, who`d been Daisy Chain in The Jokes Of Blizzard (1977-80) US TV series about a bunch of hellers driving snow ploughs in Wisconsin during a Depression, and the laughs and spills that such rough and tumble squeezes out of the least auspicious occasion.

 Bo Peeb can be seen wearing a teeny bikini in her role of Daisy Chain, with her enormous boobs bouncing around in the snow; like jugs turned butter churns: inside cheese solidified. With a trademark Daisy Chain gap-toothed last smile for the show`s ongoing raucousness among the snow ploughed under, the hellers rescue stranded bunnies, and raccoon refugees up a gum tree. With little hope of a fine Xmas turkey come December 25, 2417, in Milwaukee, Daisy`s buppies add glamour, and emotional disturbance to the lives, and hearts of those summering at Long Beach, California, or strolling through an autumnal Central Park, New York city, New York state, with a wristwatch TV in tuned to the folks in Blizzard county, Milwaukee, and their efforts to keep Daisy Chain in her bikini in the snow.

 `Yes, snow,` grins Sleeves, `my family were great fans of English history. Henry VIII (1509-1547) had his wives, for example, six of them, and he beheaded Anne Boleyn, which a human futanarian woman would never have done, because they don`t marry for ownership rights, they`re `like the angels in heaven`, as Jesus said, a single species reproducing without husbandry as the alien parasitoid devourer`s animals: `At the resurrection people will neither marry nor be given in marriage; they will be like the angels in heaven.` (Matt: 22. 30) The Roman church wouldn`t annul Henry`s first marriage to Catherine of Aragon of Spain, so he could remarry, which resulted in the English church separating from the Roman church as the Church of England, a split that occurred throughout Europe and the world because the independent nations didn`t want to be told what to do by the Pope, the head of the church in Rome, whose first leader had been Jesus` disciple, Peter. Having divorced Catherine, Henry beheaded his second wife, Anne `Zep` Boleyn, who was separated from her head, so he could marry Jane Seymour, who died after childbirth, and so he married Germ-Anne of Cleveages, but became enamored of Catherine Howard, so Anne accepted a marriage annulment on the basis that he`d never poked her. Catherine admitted being forced into an adulterous relationship, which was true, because she wasn`t the same species as Frances Dereham, and Henry had her beheaded for being faithful to her own race, which left him free to adulterate Catherine Parr, who was the last of his six adulterous relationships with a species not his own. Some say that he wrote `Greensleeves`, which is a song for which I, myself, am named:

 

`Greensleeves was my delight,
Greensleeves my heart of gold;
Greensleeves was my heart of joy:
And who but my lady Greensleeves?`

 

 Obviously all of Henry`s women, forced into adultery with an alien parasitoid devourer not of their race, wore green sleeves at some point, to assuage Henry`s fetishistic mania. His daughter, Elizabeth I, subsequently presided over dramatist William Shakespeare`s Globe Theater in London, where only men appeared on stage in the roles of both men and women, perhaps because all of the women had been killed, apart from a few, so that the alien parasitoid could hog the limelight:

 

`Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player 
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage 
And then is heard no more: it is a tale 
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, 
Signifying nothing.` - Macbeth (1606), V, v, l. 2381-5

 

 Homosexuals, in pederasty for war, with their armies across the Earth claiming to be for women`s defense, belied the truth, which was the absence of women fucking each other to produce children, that is, mankind born of women. Humanity`s lack was the result of an alien parasitoid devourer`s invasion of the planet represented by the `fallen angel` from heaven, Satan, the `serpent`s seed` of a previous evolutionary epoch in which the reptiloids were the dominant creature upon the Earth 248 M.a. in the Mesozoic period, and somehow untold millennia ago it`d inveigled itself into the human host womb of the futanarian race of woman’s seed. According to the story, God turned the angel, Satan, into a serpent, and left him in the paradise of heaven on Earth that was Eden where he tempted the first futanarian couple, Eve and Adam, to breed with it.

 Adam was a futanarian who bore Eve through self-fertilization, a human survival trait, which is euphemistically depicted as rib-birth in Genesis, but Satan persuaded Eve to accept `the fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil`, that is, death for her species in ephemerality and ignorance, so that they`d have power through war against her own race, and for the entertainment of the evil alien parasitoid devourer. God expelled Eve and Adam from Eden for rejecting `the fruit of the tree of life`, that is, immortality, however: `You shall crush the head of the serpent with your foot.` (Gen: 3. 15) In other words, the human brainpower of the futanarian race of woman’s seed would prove stronger than the enslaving alien with its armies upon the Earth to subject the human species, and woman’s seed would have the colonization of the planets amongst the stars of heaven above as her immortal revenge.`

 `I don`t see how homosexuals can be blamed,` Bleat bled. `Since ancient Greece,` I`sobody began, `women`s host wombs have been institutionally enslaved by homosexuality in pederasty for war against woman’s seed: `Let he that has wisdom have understanding. The number of the beast is the number of a man and his number is six hundred three score and six.` (Rev: 13. 8) There isn`t any democracy without woman’s seed represented, there`s only 66.6% calling itself human: `Mystery, Babylon the great, mother of harlots and of the abominations of the Earth.` (Rev: 17. 5) The Persian Empire, whose capital city was `Babylon`, gave its name to Hollywood, `Babylon`, and was the name of a woman of the Bible, because she represents women`s host womb enslavement for homosexuality in pederasty for war against her race by the evil alien parasitoid devourer upon the Earth with its armies against her `seed`.

 Although Hollywood, `Babylon`, the media Empire of the United States, is often conceived as lechery, it`s Christian, for example, the President of the Motion Picture Producers and Distributors of America (MPPDA), Will Hays, establishment of the `Hays code` in 1930, was an attempt to prevent the futrace of woman’s seed from getting her foot off the bedroom floor of the Earth and raising it to the stars by labeling human sexual reproduction between women as irredeemably immoral, thereby making Christianity Satanism, and defining women as Satanists, because they wanted to live, and the Christians didn`t want them to: `...  women, in love scenes, at all times have `at least one foot on the floor` (in other words, no love scenes in bed).`1

 In Judaism it`s traditional that a Jew can only be born from a Jewess, that is, women are Jews, which is why the Jews were described in the Bible as `the chosen` people of God, and Jesus `Christ`, born uncontaminated by male semen from his mother, the Virgin Mary, was `the chosen` representative of the future of mankind in heaven, born from woman’s seed only, and in Islam, which was founded through Mohamed`s Koran (610-30 C.E.), the descendant of Abraham`s second son, Ishmael, whose brother Isaac founded Judaism, and who received the Koran from the angels of God, who were told that the human host was to be greater than the angelic by God, Moslems have four wives as a futanarian vehicle for women`s sexual reproduction. Although Abraham`s wife, Sara, bore Isaac, she was barren thereafter and gave her maid, Hajer, to Abraham, who bore Ishmael. Christianity`s preoccupation with adultery, as immorality, and its attempts to suppress sexuality because of it are symptomatic of the desire to prevent women from understanding that they`re an adulterated race enslaved by an evil alien parasitoid devourer.

 According to Christianity, the four wives of the Moslems are a retroactive attempt to legitimize the birth of Ishmael, who was born of Abraham`s adulterous, and therefore illegal and illegitimate relationship, which makes of Islam a bastard. Or, in other words, Christianity s Satanism, because those who want to live, as the human futanarian species of woman’s seed, don`t want to be adulterated by the `serpent`s seed` in Christianity`s ring slaving ownership of them, which defines woman’s seed as `Satanist`, and therefore immorally evil, if she doesn`t want to marry an alien parasitoid`s armies: `They had hair like that of women, and teeth like those of lions. They also had thoraxes like breastplates of iron, and the sound of their wings was like the roar of many horses and chariots rushing into battle. (Rev: 9. 8-9) Because of the absence of woman’s seed upon the Earth, there are only demons, like women, and the armies that are the products of their enslaved wombs: `The dragon was wroth with the woman and went to make war on the remnant of her seed.` (Rev: 12. 17) Grown in size since its days in Eden, Satanism is Christianity, which makes war on the remains of the human futanarian species of woman’s seed in order to make them slaves.`

 `How do we get out of the room?` Bleat wanted to know. `Now that our homage to Pink Floyd`s `Brain Damage` track from Dark Side Of The Moon, where the Darks live, has been completed`, I`sobody explained, `we`ll take the fire escape that`s just outside the window, and go down into the garden, where there`s a pool for us to swim in, and wear sunglasses on the sunbeds that have been thoughtfully provided by me.` `Goodo,` said Grin and Bleat in tandem, and the three confederates in Pink Floyd fan worship go down the fire escape to the pool below I`sobody`s bedroom window, where they take off their clothes and put on the sunglasses. Lounging on the sunbeds, Bleat wondered, `What`s this Pink Floyd track?` I`sobody was, as usual, a fountain of wisdom, `On The Run`, she pumped her cock, and ejaculated a splurty arc of spunk into the swimming pool from her recumbent position, `which is largely an instrumental, apart from a female airport announcer at the beginning, who`s talking on the tannoy about Rome flights, and an introductory vocal that seems slightly crazy: `Live for today, gone tomorrow, that's me, Ha Ha Haaaaaa!`

 I`sobody dives into the pool. Splush! She swims to the other side, `If we run we can make it to the airport, then roam.` Grin - splush! - and Bleat - splush! - dive into the pool. They begin to swim to the other side. Their naked booby bodies are beautiful in the sunshine, beneath the cool seeming blue water, which is made more so by the aquamarine waterproof paint on its bottom and sides. The reflection of the bright blue sky, and whiter than white clouds scudding across the surface, adds to the warm soothing tranquility of the watery scene of otherwise unclouded clarity. The babes pull their bobbled wobblers through the liquid that sucks on their roundedness, and out they flop onto the lawn in pursuit of that album of I`sobody`s.

 

1 TV Tropes, http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FootPopping/.

 

 

TVs Are For Lying

 

‘Bit ‘f a puff night,’ Biff Splinter said this something to himself, whilst walking along the pavement outside some darkened superstore near an unforbidding hamlet that provided him with the shelter he needed there. This evening’s stroll had taken him to where he knew he wasn’t supposed to go, because it was for those trolls in their pet troll driven supermarket trolleys, who prized the exclusivity of the country arcadias that only they could make it to with their chopping cards. Here was Islam, so desk guys went to meet chicks, because they weren’t pagan as pigs were haraam, that is, forbidden, so meetin’ the burkas, who were the women in their one-piece coveralls that the Moslem women wore to avoid being seen publicly by the mall, was an excuse for puttin’ meat in the buns that was legit’. The desk guys killed the women for burka meet, because they didn’t want to be known for meat in the buns, which was the reason for so many single loafers going to the bars where the burkas were without teating. They’d rather meet with themselves, and put meat in each other’s buns, because their loaf was for cock, rather than the chicks it produced, so cock was God, rather than that Islam should be a bacon religion worshiping coil, which was what ham producers did who didn’t want any, according to the Prophet M’Hamhed, whose gran’ had been a dictatorial advocate of husbandry.

 Biff called it, ‘The oinkoiling of the serpent.’ Observing the myriads of pairs of transporter beams representing desk guys looking to hit buns caught in their myxomatosis headlights and transport them, the car men were its picked trotters; the demon drivers. To the Christians, Satan was the angel turned into a serpent by God for rejecting God’s plan that the human host be greater than the angelic, whereas for the Moslems of the nations of Islam, Satan corresponded to the Shaitan djinn, Iblis, who refused to bend over for Adam, the first man created by God, according to M’hamhed’s gran, and later it was Iblis speaking through the serpent in the paradise of heaven on Earth that was Eden that tempted Eve,1 the first woman created by God, according to the Jewish Talmud and Torah, that is, the Old Testament of the Christian Bible, which was their ‘law and history’, to accept death in exchange for the power of war over their ephemeral descendants, saying ‘You shall be as gods.’ (Gen: 3. 5) Biff’s theory was that the djinn and the angels were an earlier form of evolution corresponding to the saurian period of Earth’s prehistory. The reptiles had been the dominant form of life 248 M.a., before the hominids began to appear 220 M.a., so the winged angels corresponded to birds. In fact, the pre-Islamic peoples worshiped gharāniq, ‘bird women’, who were ‘angels’ to the Judeo-Christian tradition, but food to the Shaitan djinn, that is, raptors who bred chicks, and Eve and Adam’s race were a new resource for host womb slaving by the ‘serpent’s seed’ that were later thought of as men, although Adam was a hermaphrodite, so the biblical narrative of Eve’s emergence from his rib or side was a euphemism for birth from self-fertilization:

 

‘So have you considered al-Lat and al-'Uzza?

And Manat, the third - the other one?

Is the male for you and for Him the female?

That, then, is an unjust division.’

 

 Adam was a self-fertilizing futanarian woman, and Eve was her species’ child, but Satan wanted to breed God’s race for the stars for food, that is, eggs and chicken were what God’s ‘good’ angels were to the Shaitan, which was an ‘unjust division’, according to An-Najm, ‘The Star’ (53: 19-22) sura of the Moslems’ Qur’an (610-30 C.E.), because women were a single independent species adulterated by a parasite:

 

‘We created man from an extract of clay. Then We made him as a drop in a place of settlement, firmly fixed.  Then We made the drop into an alaqah (leech),’ according to Al Mu’minun, ‘The Believers’ (23: 12-14) sura.

 

 Some observed that Satan had been an archangel, that is, a seraphim with eight wings, so deduced that archangels were spiders, which would explain the presence of so many wings amongst them. The gharāniq were flies to Satan, rather than chicken, although poultry was what they were to the saurians, who weren’t winged either. In short, the Moslem tradition was that the Shaitan djinn, Iblis, had been a ventriloquial spider, who spoke through the serpent in Eden, whereas Christianity believed that the serpent was the Shaitan djinn, which they called ‘Satan’. ‘Whatever,’ Biff splurted allowedness, ‘it was a meat eater.’ Jesus ‘Christ’, ‘the chosen’ Messiah, had attempted to alleviate the issue before he was killed by the Roman Empire occupying Jewish Palestine. At what came to be known as the ‘Last Supper’ before his crucifixion and death, he gave his disciples ‘bread and wine’ as tokens of his ‘body and blood’ because he didn’t want them to eat him just then: `Love your neighbor as you love yourself.’ (Mk: 12. 31) Born uncontaminated by male semen from his mother, the Virgin Mary, Jesus was woman’s seed. Taken to the hill of Calvary outside the city of Jerusalem by the Romans, he was nailed to a cross of wood as a ‘spy’ and died there, and although it wasn’t clear that he was a spider, he experienced Resurrection and Ascension to heaven in prefiguration of that of woman’s seed.

 It’d been noticed that the stone had been rolled away from the tomb where Jesus had been lain before the miracle, which gave the appearance of a ‘trapdoor spider’ having been overcome. Spiders belonged to the arachnid class of jointed-limb animals, although the simplest meaning was ‘a rock on your head’, which is why Rock ‘n’ Roll became so popular in the Christian era of Resurrection music, although it was largely haraam in Islam for its nosiness. The family name of trapdoor spider was ctenizidae, that is, ‘seen it die’, which suggested Jesus was resurrected by a ctenizidae in the hole behind the rock where he’d been lain. The evidence for this was Jesus’ teaching that a ‘Holy Spirit’ would descend and teach after him. Upon his death, the Roman guard, Longinus, pierced Jesus’ side with his spear. Called ‘the Second Adam’, it seemed likely that ‘the Second Eve’ emerged from Jesus’ side, and that she was the ‘feminine spirit of God’, called Shekinah by the Jews, who was with them when they escaped from slavery in Egypt to Thutmose III. Resurrected by ‘the spirit of God’, who’d been attracted by the wooden cross resembling God’s ‘tree of life’, which was immortality, and which Eve and Adam had lost by accepting Satan’s offer, Jesus experienced Ascension to heaven, before the rest of the larder was taken up into outer space by the spider who usually only worked through the burka bars of her prison.

 ‘Children should be scene and not herd,’ Biff announced to the twinkling lights above and below in the darkling gloom as he wended his way homewards along the traffic laden highway, which he’d leave soon enough; to take the less well traveled path to the place he dwelt ‘neath the blue-white moon now visible between the power pylons of an otherwise deserted desert landscape. There’d likely be a few palms off in the not-too distant future to console his thoughts during the journey to a mug with cocoa, and the same in the mirror, before a soft pillow to cushion him from the recoil, ‘But the food won’t shut up.’ In Christian iconography, Jesus’ mother, the Virgin Mary, was depicted crushing the head of the serpent, Satan, with her foot, because her human futanarian species of woman’s seed didn’t want to be its bred. Just as the angels had been chicken for the saurian slavers, so women weren’t ‘foot’, but rather ‘food’ to them. God had told Eve that her seed would have ‘enmity’ with the serpent’s, although: `You shall crush the head of the serpent with your foot, but he will bruise your heel.’ (Gen: 3. 15) The futanarian species of women would leave the Earth to colonize the planets amongst the stars through starships of her own brains’ devising, but she’d have to fight against being devoured. As Jesus’ disciple, John wrote in his apocalyptic Revelation of the future: `The dragon stood before the woman, who was about to give birth, so that it might devour her child the moment it was born.’ (12. 17) The dragon was the serpent, Satan, grown since its days in Eden, where it’d begun to slave the host womb of the human race for food: `The dragon was wroth with the woman and went to make war on the remnant of her seed.’ (Rev: 12. 4) The trolls drove on to the malls where they’d be cretin man with the other choppers. Trying to avoid being paralyzed in an island darkness like a coney caught in the beams of the pet troll driven motorists, Biff splinted home as best he could with the limbs they’d left him with. He was a man born of humanity, but the supermarket trolleys on wheels, driven by the paralytic trolls high on booze, were but a dim sign of the horrifying truth, which was that the food bought here on Earth sent a message to the universe that man was being chopped, and the axes were brought down there upon the necks of the colonized worlds, so that men and women were aped. The goods determined the size of the chop, and Biff could feel the weight of the meat hammers upon him as he biffed on through the blackness; lured only by the blue-white moon and a few crumbs of light spurtling through the clowns.

 Biff had already passed a MacDonald’s burka bar with a few bags moving shadowily around in front. Now he was coming close to an Eatalien restaurant, Spudchester’s, where the transported human meat was eaten by the aliens, although ‘hid under a rock legends’, Led Zeppelin, had made a lyrical demand upon the gods in a few grooves from the album Presence, ‘Achilles Last Stand’ (1976): ‘The mighty arms of Atlas hold the heavens from the Earth.’2 ‘Atlassed,’ Biff bluffed his comprehension, ‘now that Rock ‘n’ Roll Satanism worships spiders, we’re in what the Christian Zeppelin fans called, “The Last Daze”’:

 

‘Been dazed and confused for so long it's not true

Wanted a woman, never bargained for you

Lots of people talking, few of them know

Soul of a woman was created below, yeah.’3

 

 ‘Dazed and Confused’ had been a groove too few from Led Zeppelin I (1969), and lamented the fact that women were spiders with a large store of preserved meat above where the deluded anticipated being ‘taken up in the Rapture’ of the transported, beaming: ‘Beam meat up Scotty.’ It’d been the US’ science fiction ‘sitcom’, Star Trek (1965-7), that had revealed the truth of Jesus’ disciple, John. The starship Enterprise, a great fantasy dragon breathing the fire of its phaser beams and photon torpedoes, transported and beamed while the meat went up and down, and the men stood guard to prevent the women’s penis from being scene to be done by the choppers of the Earth as the ghouls necked her like bottle pop amongst the stars. ‘TVs are for lying,’ Biff observed to no one as he walked along the brightly lit strip of much less than a roadway to the cottage of what could be seen of the hamlet that extended a short way back from where the pet troll driven blinked and missed it. Pushing the gate open and numbing his way doorwards with the key poised, Biff unlocked and thrust his way past the coats, hats, scarves, etc., pushing against his nose for attention, before cramming up the stairs taking off his clothes en route and chucking his semi-naked bod’ onto the bed where he reached for the TV remote waiting for the noise and the light that would help him discover the bathroom.

 Lying there, it’d occurred to Biff that he was a ‘TV’. Men and women had been manufactured as a single male brained creature wearing each other’s clothes as a transvestite for the dragon’s devouring in its ‘TV’ wars. The television flickered on. It was Star Trek and Captain James T. Kirk was forcing into the transporter a member of the ‘away team’ who would never be seen again and was the reason for their appearance on the show alongside such luminaries as actor William Shatner in the role of the Enterprise’s Captain, and butt lately diseased actor, James Doohan, as its chief engineer: `Beam meat down, Scotty.’ Kirk, having lured the meat into the transporter, while he and Scotty watched her disappear, stepped out to shake hands mysteriously with his fellow Masonic butcher, while Nichelle Nicholls observed, in her role there as token black actress, Lieutenant Uhura, communications officer aboard the Enterprise, ‘Filling our tubes with its beans again.’ ‘The nudes better than this,’ Biff splurted into his sock, and flipped the buttons until the Playboy channel came up, so he could see how many rare bits there’d be for the pot.

 

1 El-Zein Islam, Amira Arabs, and Intelligent World of the Jinn, Syracuse University Press, 2009, p. 98-99.

2 Page, Jimmy, and Robert Plant, ‘Achilles Last Stand’, Presence, Swan Song, 1976.

3 Page, Jimmy (insp. Jake Holmes), Led Zeppelin, ‘Dazed and Confused’, Led Zeppelin I, Atlantic Records, 1969.