Apple lone and Mother stories

 

Apple lone and Mother stories

 

The Dark Side Of The Moo`

 

G. G. Hurrihome was looking up at the moon from his crater in Los Angeles, California, on the west coast of the United States of America, or at least he was trying to, because the seagull shit on the window was prevalent enough to interfere with his appreciation of the bone white sphere with his face on it. It`d cost several billions of billions of dollars $ US, but G. G. was pleased with the result, although he was thinking of having it redone, so everyone on Earth could see his face in profile, rather than full on. Of course, that would require drastic restructuring of Earth`s satellite, but Hurrihome was unperturbed. Nuclear devices were ten-a-penny to G. G., and blasting a few pieces out of a worthless hunk of space rock, so that everyone on Earth could admire his effulgence, wasn`t anything he hadn`t done before.

 The Earth had tilted off its axis, but Hurrihome could live with it. He sighed, mainly for effect, because of the cameras that followed him about silently, and invisible, everywhere he went, so that he could be recorded for posterity, `Ahh!` His mind drifted off to scenes from the past, like a steel trap catching a bear`s paw. He remembered a scene from his childhood, where a clown was placed inside a cannon and fired into the air in its particolored costume. Caught in a net inside the big top tent before the enthusiastic audience, the clown was stuck trying to get out of the netting in his outsize boots and unfurled umbrella held up as if to see how to extricate his footgear, while keeping the spit off, `Haw! Haw!`

 Hurrihome brayed like a donkey when he was in humor, which was how he`d got his acronym, `Gee Gee Haws`, although his full name was George Twice Hurrihome. G.G.`s reverie altered to descry Neil Armstrong`s astronaut having his can kicked at the North American Space Administration`s (NASA`s) Kennedy Apes` Center at (rhymes with can) Canaveral (rhymes with barrel too), state of Florida, U.S.A., to the surface of the moon on July 21, 1969 (UTC: 2. 56): `One small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind.` Armstrong`s can arrived, known as the Lunar Module, after being fired out of the Saturn V barrel. Unfurling his umbrella, he did a little dance. Hurrihome envisioned it to himself sometimes. Armstrong had been standing on what had been an earlier bust.

 The barrel was an iconic symbol in human consciousness. Hurrihome liked to tell a joke, `This guy sees his friend standing beside a barrel, zipping up his fly, “Stick your cock in the barrel, and you'll be happy.” The guy unzips and sticks his cock in the barrel. His friend smiles, “Next time you`re in the barrel.”` After admiring the cratered surface of the Earth`s lunar satellite, made by the creator, the astronaut understood his can had been in the barrel after a good few others, before the clowns of the Earth had developed interplanetary missiles the first time, so that they could pretend to be making a bust. Actually, it`d been Hurrihome`s grandmother`s garden world, but she`d been busted for allegedly growing cannabis. When Armstrong finally arrived, he found he could, but only into his suit, which had a bottle attached by a tube to his penis. Hortensia, `Horsey` Hurrihome, famously had a penis attached to her, which was why Armstrong had been standing on an earlier bust of hers.

 Although `clown fire` was passé to astronomers, like Hurrihome, who described all efforts to project things from barrels as `striking a pose`, the thieves in the story, `Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves`, from the 8th century collection, 1001 Nights, with their barrels waiting to unload on Ali Baba`s household, hadn`t been voguing. Ali had discovered them in front of their cave, `Open sesame!` Using the password, Ali`d grabbed some treasure and scarpered, `Close sesame!` His brother, Cassim, had gone to load up his donkey, because the writer of the story was banned by the intelligent agencies from being explicit about the sim he had from Afordfone to activate the car he would have driven to the hideout in; lest the less rich asked why they have to use roller skates? Arriving by donkey, he didn`t exactly resemble Gloria Vanderbilt`s ex, but a bit, so the thieves killed him, and cut his body into four pieces, which they left hanging in the entrance to the cave as a warning from the fone company not to try to penetrate their firewall again to gain access to their accounting house. When the body disappeared, because Ali took it home, the thieves hid in the barrels outside, and would have unloaded on Ali and his household for trying to penetrate the secrets of their international conglomerate; if the vogue heroine, Morgiana, hadn`t poured boiling oil onto them - `Voila! C`est moi!` - so enjoying a hit:

 

`Ladies with an attitude;

Fellows that were in the mood:

Don't just stand there, let's get to it!

Strike a pose, there's nothing to it.`  - Madonna `Vogue` (1990)

 

 Hurrihome would`ve like Morgiana, he reflected, because of his heroine addiction. `Oil had been a big feature of the Gulf wars in the Middle East that had begun with the invasion of Kuwait by the army of Iraq`s dictator Saddam Hussein in 1990, and which set fire to the Kuwaiti oil wells, before the US army evicted it.` Gee Gee gave half an ear to the televisual history channel that was besieging his brain, while he stood over by his Los Angeles` crater`s `bubbled-up window` trying to see his reflection by the light of the moon through the creamy blue and grey seagull shit that streaked his pane. `The terrorist group Al Qaeda, `the base`, operating under the auspices of the notoriously misogynist Taliban regime of Afghanistan, and led by Saudi Arabia`s Osama, `the lion`, Ben Laden, had hijacked civil airliners to crash into the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center in New York city on September 11, 2001, to provoke the US` army`s deposing of the Taliban regime in Afghanistan by December, and it had deposed Saddam Hussein by March 2003, because of his public support for `the Lad`, as he was known. It was before the fall of Baghdad, the capital city of Iraq, that the US` army had labeled the Iraqi urban resistance `Ali Baba`, because the Iraqis could see that the US` army only thought they were men if their barrels were empty. Hurrihome could perceive the source of the confusion. So many empty barrels and no clowns. It had been a disappointing children`s party:

 

`Don't you love farce?

My fault I fear.

I thought that you'd want what I want.

Sorry, my dear.

But where are the clowns?

Quick, send in the clowns.

Don't bother, they're here.` - Glynis Johns `Send In The Clowns` (1973)

 

 Hurrihome turned away from the creamy seagull shit concealing his pane, and went over to the tele to turn up the sound, `Although the Gulf wars weren`t ostensibly about oil for automobiles, the US were immeasurably richer from their victory over Iraq, after showing them their empty barrels and demanding war reparations from a nation ranking 4th highest among oil producers. Saddam Hussein`s putative successor, Abu Bakr Al Baghdadi, declaring himself the Caliph of a rebel Caliphate, that is, the Independent State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS),  meant insurgents, that is, `Ali Baba` …` Hurrihome switched off the tele and took a copy of the 1001 Nights from a shelf. `The original Isis was an Egyptian sun goddess of resurrection, whereas Bakr`s symbol was the sterilized moon up there.` He tried to look through his pane again. `It wasn`t all about rebel insurgents labeled `Ali Baba`, Hurrihome smiffed. `The framing device for 1001 Nights was the beheading by India`s Mogul ruler, Shah Jehan, of his wife Mumtaz for alleged unfaithfulness with his brother. A false allegation. Before the marriage, this sledged conversation had taken place between Jehan and his brother. Hurrihome read from what appeared to be a very old version of the text, `I don`t know what the wife`s going to do with her penis.` Jehan`s brother had replied: `Obviously, she`s faithful to you.`

 Jehan went on to behead a new wife each evening, and Scheherezade told him the stories contained in the 1001 Nights to get him to wed her, and stop beheading the other women. The Egyptian goddess, Isis, was similarly protective of her own race. When her brother, Osiris, had been dismembered, she picked up all the pieces to put him together, but had to fashion a new penis, because the original was lost, a metaphor for the loss of the penis of the species of women. Jehan`d beheaded the women, so that they didn`t have a penis of their own to reproduce each other with, although he`d have the brain of a simian. It`d been related to the human, but he`d detached it, so denying it, and the women, any chance of sexually reproducing enough brainpower to challenge his monkey nuts. Osiris` nuts had been removed by his evil brother, Set, who was the Jehan of Egypt, because he was only interested in his own set. Reproducing simians from his nuts, Set was the inventor of the first TV, because he could watch the pictures he`d made, that is, the TV Set. Of course, that required host womb enslavement of women, which is why the Egyptians had an army of neutered slaves. Hurrihome supposed that the reader at this juncture would be wondering about how the author could have used the acronym `TV` in an age without television, but male and female monkeys produced from the nuts of a single male were a single male brained creature wearing each other’s clothes in `TV` transvestism, so Set had been a `TV` manufacturer.

 `Horse`, as G. G. Hurrihome was also affectionately known to his acquaintances, because of his addiction to heroines, flipped nonchalantly through the pages of the illustrated copy of the leather bound 1001 Nights he held in his hand, pausing occasionally to refresh his memory of the contents by examining a picture. Taking a magnifying glass from a drawer in an antique Chippendale Welsh dresser, he held it over the picture of the thieves in their barrels being boiled in oil by Ali Baba`s wobblesome slave girl, Morgiana. The history channel on the televisual display was now showing cars barreling down the motorway like the bullets in Morgiana`s brassiere. It wouldn`t be long before they were showing actor Steve McQueen as San Francisco police detective, Lt. Frank Bullitt, in the thrilling car chase movie, Bullitt (1968), arresting Ali Baba, or some just like him, and drive home the meta – `Phwoar!` The next picture in 1001 Nights was of Morgiana fucking someone who looked very like Morgiana. That was because men`s incest taboo had arisen to disguise the fact that daughters were produced from mothers who had wives with penis` semen of their own, and the slavers didn`t want that to interfere with their slaving of the host womb of the human race. Consequently, the ape brains had to find some way of suppressing women`s sexual reproduction with each other, so beheading them was their solution. Of course, that resulted in brainless simian consciousness, ape-liking-ape; for example, as depicted in Les Planéte Des Singes (1963) by Pierre Boulle, and HIV/AIDS, because men liked them too. As Walt Disney`s 1967 animated cartoon production of Rudyard Kipling`s Jungle Book (1894) stories illustrated, beheading the human race`s genius` potential had produced a slavishly moving picture teaching itself to want to be like itself, a mutated SIV virus looking to crawl up humanity`s ass and kill what was left of its `food for thought` processor:

 

`You see it's true, an ape like me

Can learn to be like you, too

Can learn to be someone like me.` -  King Louie, the orangutan

 

 Hurrihome sighed, `Ahh!` Switching channels, there was a hand, `Burning off the leeches.` The voice of the woman was dubbed onto the hand in the scene applying the flame from a cigarette lighter to persuade the blackened leeches to drop off someone`s back. `Doubtless Ali Baba`s back,` Hurrihome turned the channel back to the scene of cars like bullets barreling down the motorway. `Some more leeches looking bummed off,` he observed. `A buyer not quite escaping from the oiled barrels,` Abiyah was the name given to the one-piece coverall worn by the Moslem women in the Middle East. Hurrihome watched the `TV` for a while, a documentary about the Gulf wars of the late and early 20th century, and its impact on the automobile industry. The US` M1 tanks` barrels rolled after the women. `Abiyah not escaping from the oiled barrels,` Hurrihome laughed. `Morgiana must have been a-pump. Judging by the amount of oil the Ali Babas are burning to get home in those infernal combustion engines.` Hurrihome observed the images of cars with their headlamps on in the night as they barreled on, like bullets. `New lamps for old!` he chuckled.

 It`d been the wife of Chinese Aladdin in the 1001 Nights` tale, `Aladdin`, who`d given the magic lamp of her husband to a pedlar, whose sales` pitch had been that he`d exchange an old lamp for a new one. Aladdin returned to discover that, no matter how much he rubbed, the genie wouldn`t appear that he was used to having grant his wishes. `Our buyer not quite escaping from the oiled barrel,` Hurrihome voiced over his 1001 Nights` illustrated picture of Aladdin off on a flying carpet with the genie, `Babs` Eden. The Arabian peoples of the Middle East had gotten US` automobiles for oil, but there wasn`t a sign of their dreams being fulfilled, although Larry Hagman got to the moon in I Dream Of Jeannie (1965-70) and became oil rich in Dallas (1978-91). The reason was that the 1001 Nights was about how the women were beheaded. It was Aladdin`s People`s Republic of China (1949- ) that had invented gunpowder, so Ali Baba`s empty barrels had been redesigned by some clowns who wanted to make slappers. Bashing each other on the ass, they made explosive noises; as the gunpowder between the slapper`s boards ignited from the collisions. That was why fenders were on the rear of automobiles, because anyone who collided with their front bumper there was an offender. The other automobile was an offensive `bumper`, because it interfered with the `mobile TV pictures, who had to stop barreling, and make an appearance as clowns. Unfurling an umbrella and doing a little dance was optional, but it was a technical innovation derived from the slapper. Bumped until offended, the `mobiles were later called `bangers`, because of the unloadings of upset clowns, who`d been traveling with some slapper or other and objected to the suggestion.

 So long as Ali Baba was being given head by Morgiana, hers wouldn`t be blown off, which reinforced the 1001 Nights` narrative theme. It wasn`t recorded whether Ali Baba was giving Morgiana head, but saving the human species` brainpower was. According to Arabic tradition, it was the djinn, Iblis, who`d refused to bow to the first man created by God, Adam. Iblis was a Shaitan djinn, so it was hardly surprising that the fallen angel, who rejected God`s plan that the human host should be greater than the angelic, that is, brainier, was called Satan in the Judeo-Christian tradition, and calls for the House to shite on him were not only heard in the British Parliament, but also among the Shiites in Islam, who wore white as much as the Sunni.

 God had told the first woman, Eve, her `seed` would prevail against Satan`s: `You shall crush the head of the serpent with your foot, but he will bruise your heel.` (Gen: 3. 15) Because the name for women with their own penis` semen is futanarian, they`d be Eve`s `foot`. Women could produce their own brainpower as a single species independent of men`s ring slavery, which was why 1001 Nights portrayed the despotic Shah Jehan as beheading his wife. Ali Baba`s Morgiana could have gotten hers blown off, if she hadn`t blown Ali Baba`s off, which was why the author put oil in the first barrel outside Ali Baba`s household, and not gunpowder, so as not to escalate the theme of violent death. If the thieves had had barrels full of gunpowder it`s more likely that they`d have deployed assault rifles. The Chinese had fireworks, so their clowns` slappers had become bangers sooner, which explained why Aladdin`s wife`s decision to exchange an old magic lamp with a genie that granted wishes if it was rubbed, for a new lamp that went by oil, meant that she didn`t know to ask for a slipper for herself. The slipper was Aladdin`s banana skin, because his wife could have asked for a banana from his genie, but the mean Aladdin wouldn`t tell her that his genie could have given her its woman`s seed, so the race would be lost to men`s bangers.

 The USA manufactured automobiles, and sold Oldsmobiles to Cubans, which were ostensibly called bangers, because old automobile exhausts, clogged with the oil of several owners, spluttered like cannons. However, the truth was that the Oldsmobiles were called bangers after the slappers, who`d become the flappers of the 1920s in Chicago, Illinois state; for example, because they didn`t get out of the automobiles if they were bumped and - `Oh! - fendered, as it were, because Al Capone and his gangsters would get out and bang `em.

 One particular flapper resurfaced as a contestant on November 17, 1947, during an edition of comedian Groucho Marx`s radio show quiz, You Bet Your Life. When a man explained that he loved his wife of 19 children, Groucho said, `I love my cigar, but I take it out once in a while.` The Cubans were famous for Groucho`s hand rolled Havana cigars, and riding old bangers about, which the Americans had sold them in the 1950s, before the embargo on automobile sales and part replacements, because of the `Cuban missile crisis`, which was known by aficionados as `the Groucho cigar joke extended version`. Russia`s Nikita Khruschev was stopped by the US` President John F. Kennedy from  placing missiles on Cuba in October 1962, which meant the Cubans would have to make do with their old bangers, and the US` population wouldn`t be taken out, because Groucho`s cigar wasn`t exploding.

 The Arabs were famous for handmade Rollers, rather than Cuban hand rolled sick cars, while inside women dressed all in abiyah`s black one-piece coverall. Moslem woman`s seed were assured by the Koran that she`d one day escape from her buyer and be the `man` of Islam: `We created man from an extract of clay. Then we made the drop into an alaqah (leech).` (Al-Mu`minoon, `The Believers`, 23: 12-14) The leeches had sought to avoid being Saddam Hussein`s `burned off` Baghdad by filling their tanks with oil in the hope that the Americans would leave Iraq on tanks filled with bagged dads; despite their demands for more oil from `the mother of all battles` from behind full barrels.

 Vogue heroine Morgiana was more intelligent than Ali Baba, because she didn`t lose her head, which Hurrihome saw would have made her a djinn in the eyes of China`s Aladdin, whose wife exchanged his magic lamp for a new modern lamp from a pedlar, which suggested women`s collective head was being cut off. As earlier civilizations, built on women`s genius, degenerated, the leeches behind the new headlamps, with their car pet`s slapping and banging, like those of Bob Guccione`s Penthouse, burned off on the Earth`s back, where they raised weals, and of the engine there were signs everywhere. Synchronicity, thought Hurrihome, as he turned to the `TV`,  a cartoon in which a young Afrit djinn with horns was being taught about World War III, `And of the end djinn, there were signs everywhere.` ISIS had claimed territory for its Caliphate as far away as Spain, and had tried to obtain it through war. Egypt, Libya, and Tunisia had collapsed like dominos along the coast of North Africa as ISIS stretched forth its power towards Northern Spain. The engine had gotten a long way with its barrels and its tanks. `It looks like the end`s coming,` Hurrihome furtively agreed, `I can see some white stuff.`

 It was North Korea that surprised everyone by launching a first strike against India, which was a Hindu nation that believed in the chakra ladder of energy points beginning at the base of the spine, Muladhara, and culminating at the crown of the head, Sahasrara, after the instinctual consciousness of the individual had risen to become transcendent human consciousness. The heart chakra was Anahata, and Al Qaeda, `the base`, had represented themselves as the Muladhara chakra. The terrorist attack on the World Trade Center (WTC) in New York city was an act of `rough trade`, that is, that `brutality and violence` associated with homosexuality in pederasty upon the Earth, because the WTC was on Manhattan island, which was Anahata to `the base`, Al Qaeda, hell bent on destroying higher human levels of consciousness. As the HIV/AIDS `incurable killer disease` was spread by homosexuals` mixing of blood, shit and semen in their anuses, Al Qaeda, `the base`, corresponding to `the base` of the spine, Muladhara, were practicing the homosexual terrorism of `rough trade` against developing human transcendent consciousness, which ought to have taken woman`s seed to colonize the planets among the stars, but the transcendent consciousness attained by Hindus, and the followers of Guatama Buddha (c. 563 BCE - c. 483 BCE), in Northern India, had been thwarted by men`s wars upon woman`s seed to prevent the human futanarian race from sexually reproducing brainpower to confer immortality upon themselves through medical science and build starships to carry her away to be the bride of God`s heaven: `Come, I will show you the bride, the wife of the lamb.` (Rev: 21. 10) Although a Sudanese man, Charles Tombe, married a goat in 2006, the usage of the definite article in Jesus` disciple John`s Revelation, suggested to Hurrihome that the bride of heaven, that is, woman`s seed, was expected to marry a particular animal. Jesus` own opinion was that woman`s seed was a single independent race that would remain unmarried: `At the resurrection, people will neither marry nor be given in marriage; they will be like the angels in heaven.` (Matt: 22. 30) So no one would be marrying any goats, Hurrihome deduced, although wings weren`t out of the question:

 

`Mary had a little lamb.

It`s fleece was white as snow-o-o!

And everywhere that Mary went,

That lamb was sure to-oo go.

And you can even hear it,

La la la la la la la.

La la la la la la la.

La la la la la la.` - Linda, and Paul McCartney, Wings (1972)

 

 The remaining wingéd angels in God`s heaven were obviously in with a chance of knobbing some human babes, Hurrihome mused; irrespective of their supposéd saurian ancestry. HIV was the human immune deficiency virus, which resulted in acquired immune deficiency syndrome (AIDS), that is, as the virus rose up the spine from `the base` of the spine, Muladhara, the organs of the body collapsed before the disease killed the brain. In simple terms, the virus acted to contradict human development along the chakra ladder, which was closely linked to `the chain of being`. Ironically, it was the infected penis` semen of the HIV/AIDS victim that was `chain smoking` the human beings as an aspect of the host womb slavery imposed by the slavers for homosexuality in pederasty for war against the human futanarian species of woman`s seed. As their `biological weapon`, HIV/AIDS kept women in fearful faithfulness to the ring slavery of men of the `serpent`s seed`, so that the `chain gang` went on working for the `chain smokers`, who were snuffing out the lights of the brains of the `remnant` of the human race to make sims of everybody.

 During the global epidemic of bovine spongiform encephalopathy (BSE), a fatal neurodegenerative disease in cattle passed to the human brain, and spinal cord, through eating infected meat, and known as `mad cow`s disease`, Hurrihome had observed that cattle were fed on pellets made from the offal of the previous generation of cattle that had been slaughtered. When HIV was discovered in 1983 by Africa`s DR Congo, a medical expert, it was an `incurable killer disease` mutated from apes` simian immune deficiency virus, SIV, which suggested it had passed through the chain of being as a sexually transmitted disease (STD) from apes to humans: `Men cursed the God of heaven for their pains and their sores, but refused to repent of what they had done.` (Rev: 16. 11) What they`d done, Hurrihome had deduced, was bring the human futanarian species of woman`s seed closer to the animal level ontologically, and give them a sim card for their fone to inaugurate the sim eon. Through ruthless characters, like Pete Campbell, shows like TV`s Mad Men (2007-15) endorsed `chain smoking` publicly, that is, human penis` extinction: `I want to chew you up and spit you out.` So ensuring that enchained humanity continued as the cocksuckers` host womb slave for homosexuality in pederasty`s cigarette war game substitute that they preferred to human sexual reproduction between women:  `Treacherous chaps women.` - Harry Truscott (Geoffrey Palmer) Fairly Secret Army, BBC `TV`, 1984-6.

 The subcontinent of India`s socio-economic success at the beginning of the 21st century was an indication that Hinduism worked, which was upsetting for extremist Moslems in Islam, for example, Abu Bakr Al Baghdadi`s ISIS, and misogynist Al Qaeda, `the base`, because it suggested that woman`s seed was flourishing in India. Provoked by Al Qaeda, `the base`, into invading the Middle East, after the attack on the WTC on Manhattan island, that is, the Anahata chakra, the US had effectively been infected with the virus of homosexuality, which had been prevalent upon the Earth at least since ancient Greece`s institutionalization of host womb slavery of women for homosexuality in pederasty for war against the Persian Empire of Xerxes, whose capital city was Babylon (c. 4000 B.C.), and whose army invaded Greece in 480 B.C., `Even though they didn`t really need any`, Hurrihome chortled: `Mystery, Babylon the great, mother of harlots and of the abominations of the Earth.` (Rev: 17. 5) Jesus` disciple John`s apocalyptic Revelation of the future also saw the emergence of the HIV/AIDS virus as an `incurable killer disease` keeping women in fearful faithfulness to their ring slavers. Preferring to launch the `biological weapon` of HIV/AIDS, rather than countenance sexual reproduction between women as a single independent species of woman`s seed that needed its own brainpower to escape from the `serpent`s seed`, Hurrihome`s research had told him that men planned only human extinction in their wars against her: `The dragon was wroth with the woman, and went to make war on the remnant of her seed.` (Rev: 12. 17) The `red dragon` was Satan, and the `seed` of the serpent grown to threaten Eve`s `seed`; through its enslaving of the host womb of her futanarian species of women: `The dragon stood before the woman, who was about to give birth, so that it might devour her child the moment it was born.` (Rev: 12. 4) In parasitology, the parasite that emerged from the host to kill it was termed `parasitoid`, which fit neatly into Hurrihome`s history of men with the race of women.

 The great joke about the teaching of the Messiah of the Jewish `chosen people`, Jesus `Christ`, `the chosen`, was his disciple Judas` spy canard. Judas had suggested that the spikenard be sold to raise money, but Jesus had said: `Leave her alone.` (Mk: 14. 6) The woman, liberally anointing him with `nard, was a disciple of his teaching: `Love your neighbor as you love yourself.` (Mk: 12. 31) Labeled a `dissident` by the Romans, because they thought he was a celibate masturbator, Jesus had been taken to the hill of Calvary outside the city of Jerusalem, where he was nailed to a cross of wood and died. His experience of Resurrection and Ascension to heaven actually prefigured that of futanarian woman`s seed, which was why his mother, the Virgin Mary, was depicted in Christian iconography crushing the head of the serpent with her foot. Born uncontaminated by male semen, Jesus` `seed` was woman`s; destined to reproduce in heaven, and colonize the planets among the stars with her more prolific womb.

 Hurrihome took a deep breath, `Even though I`d only been thinking, the effort had caused me to hold my breath. It`d been as if I were a super heavyweight contestant in the Limp Pi Games, which were held every four years on the planet Pi, and where the athletes spiraled out of control in weightlessness, while the weight lifters were trying to find weights there that were heavy enough to lift. It cost us a lot of thought, because the locations were always new, and we couldn`t bring our own weights with us. So we spent much of their early time on Pi taking deep breaths to look unembarrassed, while we found heavy things to lift in competition with each other for the famous Moo` Pi dish. All hoped to be in a position on the winners` rostrum to say the immortal line, “Over the moo”,`and hear the traditional thunderous applause from the Pi people, who were glad they weren`t in the barrel.`

 The cartoon, `The End Djinn`, was over. It`d ended with the familiar scene of men with horns trying to get the end djinn ahead of them to see the light, which had been red, but was now green. Qareen djinn mainly had orange fur, Hurrihome recalled, so it wasn`t confusing for them. When the traffic lights were at amber, it meant they could either stop or go, so it was paradoxically the qareen djinn that usually held up the flow of motorists, because they waited for the djinn with the horns to see red and sound their annoyance with the qareens, and then the qareens knew it was time to move forward, if they were halted: or halt if they were moving. Legend had it that Mohamed had been the only person ever to convert a qareen djinn to the Koran of the Moslem peoples of the nations of Islam, which meant that she didn`t do as the hornéd ones told her.

 Ali Baba`s slave girl Morgiana was obviously more intelligent than Ali Baba, which qualified her as a djinn, or genius, from the perspective of men of the `serpent`s seed`, who didn`t want human intelligence to interfere with their host womb enslaving of the species of woman`s seed for homosexuality in pederasty for war against her human race, and so they had identified anything intelligent as `djinn`. If she could speak, she was a demon, and anything that objected to men`s slaving of them for war was their demoniacal enemy. Hurrihome farted onto his hands for warmth, `But that doesn`t explain why the Americans called the insurgents `Ali Baba`?` he said aloud. Perhaps it was something to do with Morgiana, who Ali Baba`d freed when she`d defended his household? The Iraqi women were infamous for suicide bombing at the behest of their enslavers. In the one-piece coverall of their traditional black burka, only the eyes of the women could be seen, that is, they looked like barrels. Morgiana had prevented the thieves from unloading all of theirs into Ali Baba`s household, so she was an insurgent from the thieves` point of view. As the 4th largest oil producer of 4.5 million barrels in 2017, the Iraqis had incurred the displeasure of the US` M1 tanks with their barrels, and so a lot more than nine elephants barreled across the plain of Iraq blowing their noses - like a Levantine - `Choo!` Their leader, Clown President George W. Bush, had sent a lot of thieves with barrels, so `Ali Baba` was anyone who refused to give up what they had. `That must be it`, murmured Hurrihome, `or was it?`

 The Moslems were `Ali Baba` to the Americans, because they were permitted four barrels to begin with, Hurrihome guessed, that is, four wives, and there were no restrictions on production once the barrels were taken in off the street; if they were found outside the front door. It was evident that the husbands weren`t hiding behind the barrels, decided Hurrihome, which suggested that they were hiding inside, although that ran against the grain of the story somewhat, because it was the thieves who were expected to be found hiding inside the barrels; like clowns. Although the thieves were discovered, they were hiding behind the barrels of the M1 tanks and so forth, and on the wrong side of Islamic. The husbands were putatively on the inside of the barrel shaped women, Hurrihome saw, but despite the numbers of barrels subsequently unloaded by the Coalition Forces led by General Clown Barrel; no clowns. The thieves were determined not to go home with only empty barrels, Hurrihome hurried on, so the Iraqis had to provide them with full ones; much like in the US` war with the Indo-Chinese. After the US` magic carpet bombing of the Vietnamese, many of the women went home with the Americans, who taught them how to use oil as cooks, whereas previously the Americans had defined the Vietnamese as `gooks`,  and cooked them in oil, which they called napalming. Cooked gooks were `gooked`, but the oil extracted from the Vietnam peninsula was mainly vegetable, so the women went to the US as `sex slaves` to offset the cost of the fuel for the airplanes, which had delivered the `gooking oil` along with the damage sustained by a formerly red carpet now almost entirely bereft of its once famous glowns concealed in barrels waiting for another offensive Spring.

 In the subcontinent of India the goo-roos had a tradition of sitting on top of barrels with a bowl, and passersby passed up food to the down stretched bowl. Hurriman stretched up his hand and took down a goo-roo bowl, which he placed on his head. It was an ascetic practice in which the emaciated form of the participant in `the sport` was expected to enter into nirdvandva from the apex of the barrel; much in the fashion of a clown. Although, as with Jesus, the outsize choose footwear was non-mandatory and optional. Jesus was the inventor of the airplane which, shaped like a crucifix, was a symbol of the Christian era. As the citizens of the Japanese cities of Hiroshima and Nagasaki discovered on August 6 and 9, 1945, when the US` planes, Enola Gay and Bockscar, dropped their atomic bombs, `Little Boy` and `Fat Man`, so demonstrating that God was in heaven with the Christians. It was a while before the thieves could loot the destroyed cities, Hurrihome shed a tear, because of the radiation poisoning, but what they were able to stuff in their pockets then was clearly `from God` and/or the pilot barreling in:

 

`Jesus, Savior, pilot me,

Over life’s tempestuous sea.` - `The Sailor`s Hymn` (1871)

 

 As the chakra energies of the Hindu goo-roo rose up the base of the spine, the adept`s crown or Sahasrara chakra was activated, which resulted in the goo-roo ascending into heaven up what was called `the chakra ladder` usually found dongling there. Reports of the escaping goo-roos were arousing to the ire of the leader of North Korea, which had resulted in a first strike on India`s capital city of Bombay (A-Bomb) designed to prevent slavery from becoming a thing of the past, which was why it was renamed, Mum `Bye. The early Christian symbol was a fish, because Jesus was woman`s seed, who didn`t want to be had over a barrel, or indeed inside one, but rather wanted to escape from clowns` shot from their barrels, while she was a barreled fish. If everyone had a `dongle ladder`, because of the cheap availability of access to USB (United States` Barrel), the clowns wouldn`t be able to have their big boot ups to heaven, and woman`s seed would be the only fish under the eyes of those who were migrating en masse away from the alien devourer of their human race. `Can you pull in Leviathan with a hook?` (Job: 41. 1)

 According to the developmental psychology of Carl Gustav Jung (1875-1961), the Old Testament of the Bible`s description of Satan encouraging God to persecute Job was because omniscient God had strangely forgotten something, whereas God`s punishment of Onan for spilling his semen on the ground instead of impregnating Tamar (Gen: 38. 9), as God had told him to, was because God was angry with men for having repressed, and subjugated woman`s seed in host womb slavery in parasitism, which suggested Job was persecuted, because Job had forgotten woman`s seed, that is, men were Leviathan, that is, Satanism, and God could punish them for it. Hurrihome wished he was home, and men weren`t in it. In modernity, women were subsequently called `hookers`, because men thought that they could punish God, that is, woman`s seed, by having women catch them as whores catching `big fish`, that is, as the Leviathan, Satan, whose `seed` were slavers of the human futanarian species of woman`s seed grown fat and useless to more than a few others through their parasitical mode of devouring her.

 Although the Jews, whose Judaism was founded by Isaac, the son of Abraham, and his wife, Sara, had the futanarian tradition of only women being able to bear a Jew, that is, women were Jews, the Moslem peoples of the nations of Islam took their tradition from the Koran (610-30 C.E.) of Mohamed, the descendant of Ishmael, son of Abraham, and the unmarried hand maid of Sara`s, Hajer, who was known as `Lucky Dip`. Because Hajer was a concubine, and the Koran of the `Moslems`, which meant `acceptance`, permitted four wives to the populations of the nations of `Islam`, that is, `accept`, Judeo-Christianity viewed Islamic polygamy as a retroactive attempt to legitimize the birth of Ishmael and Islam, whereas the four wives of the Moslem nations, affording the possibility of sexual reproduction between women within the Islamic family, was in perfect accord with God`s Providence, that is, the human futanarian species of woman`s seed would escape from the men of the `serpent`s seed` through its superior brainpower. Metaphorically, Hurrihome`s analysis continued apace, Hajer represented the crushing of the head of the serpent by the foot of Islam`s women, because she`d broken the convention of monogamy, so that women could reproduce with each other. `Lucky Dip` would then have resurrected her race of women, which would confer permanent memory upon her brainpower from their `seed` through advanced medical science (Hurrihome pulled the bowl further down onto his head by the ears of its handles), so that her knowledge of starship construction would be eternal, and she could forever ascend to colonize the planets among the stars of heaven above the Earth as her own single independently unmarriageable immortal species.

 Hurrihome saw that it was impossible to mention the history of the Jewish `chosen people` of the Bible without mentioning the victory of the Christian German National Socialist (Nazi) Party in 1933, so he made a mental note to include it in this history he was contemplating writing, and which he`d provisionally titled, The Dark Side Of The Moo`. After its election, the Nazi party had given dictatorship to its leader, Adolf Hitler, who`d chosen to put the Jews into camps where they were killed and incinerated. Although the US was perceived as against the incineration of the `chosen people`, the President of the Motion Picture Producers and Distributors of America (MPPDA), Will Hays, established that woman`s seed shouldn`t be raised from the bedroom floor of the Earth. The 1930 `Hays code` banned representational sex between women from mainstream culture: `...  women, in love scenes, at all times have `at least one foot on the floor` (in other words, no love scenes in bed).`  By keeping women`s foot upon the Earth, the `serpent`s seed` of host womb slavery in Hollywood, Babylon, could prevent her futanarian species from getting to `second base` on the moon. Consequently, Al Qaeda, `the base`, had diverted the US` economy away from space exploration, and into warring against woman`s seed beneath abiyahs in the Middle East`s slave war theater.

 The US` army had `boot camp` instead of `death camp`, where the Nazi guards argued that the shoes, which had been left outside, hadn`t been incinerated. The upshot was the same, however. When the Jews had been `booted up` by the jackboots of the Nazi guards, who in terms of American pronunciation corresponded to the `false gods` that the Jews had been told by God not to worship,  it was `boot camp` for the district of Hollywood, `Babylon`, west coast state of California, city of Los Angeles: `Mystery, Babylon the great, mother of harlots and of the abominations of the Earth.` (Rev: 17. 5) In the Hollywood film of the story of Jesus, `Christ`, `the chosen`, actor John Wayne was heard to paraphrase a line from the Gospel of Jesus` disciple, Matthew (27. 54), as he thrust his spear into the side of the Jewish Messiah upon his death: `Surely, this was the snuff guard.`

 Known for his charismatic avoidance of `Boot Hill`, which was where all the great cowboy actors were purportedly buried, Wayne`s role atop the hill of Calvary outside Jerusalem in the film, The Greatest Story Ever Told (1965), was where Jesus, the Jew, was booted up to heaven, which was Boot Hill to Wayne, star of so many Smith & Wesson Westerns, at the foot of the cross, where Jesus` body hung limp, but who`d taught that the Holy Spirit would teach after him, and so Longinus` spear was rooting about under his ribs to make sure that the `Second Adam` wasn`t going to produce `the Second Eve`, after the fashion of the first Adam from whose side, or rib, God had created the first woman, Eve. Hurrihome wrote furiously with sweat dripping onto the laptop keys of his word processing, and the letters were blurring under his gaze. Eve`s creation was a euphemism for Adam, perforce, self-fertilizing as a human species` survival trait, so that the `serpent`s seed` of Satan in host womb slavery of the futanarian race of woman`s seed could condemn Adam and Eve for promoting incest.

 In the Mesozoic period of Earth`s history, 248 M.a., saurian evolution had predominated, which suggested that God`s angels in heaven were saurians, because hominid evolution didn`t commence until the Jurassic period of Earth`s evolution, 220 M.a., so the host womb of the human futanarian species of woman`s seed was slaved by the saurians, represented in the Old Testament of the Bible, that is, the history and law of the Jews, which is the Torah and Talmud, by the figure of Satan tempting Eve and Adam to `eat of the fruit of the knowledge of good and evil`, that is, death, saying: `You shall be as gods.` (Gen: 3. 5) Because Satan was a film producer who wanted to make war pictures,  Hurriman made a note in the margin, Olivetti Stowned Owl, when the B1 bomber costing US $ 1 billion finally began to soar above the Moslem nations of the people of Islam in Eastern Europe`s Yugoslavia, and where upwards of 70, 000 Moslem women were raped in camps set up by the Serbian Christian militia during the war in Bosnia (1992-5), it was evident that enslaved humanity was enthralled by the saurians` war against woman`s seed.

 According to subsequent events pursuant to the Jews` escaping to Palestine from slavery in Egypt, `the feminine spirit of God` (Exodus: 40. 34), the Shekinah, was the Holy Spirit that Jesus said would teach after him, which was why Wayne was rooting about inside Jesus` ribs with his spear. After Jesus` Resurrection and Ascension, they could hunt `the old bitch`, as they called her, together in heaven where she and the Jews had been `booted up` in the 1930s, which was the US` `Manifest Destiny`, symbolized by the spear of Longinus, `the spear of Destiny`, because it was destined to kill God`s spirit. Hurrihome looked severely at a spot in the corner of the room where he was standing, and thought he was quoting a line from a movie, `So that a man might one day be free.` To continue manufacturing  men and women, as a single male brained creature wearing each other’s clothes in `TV` transvestism, was what homosexuality in pederasty for war against woman`s seed programed the new mass media Empire of the movie industry in the district of Hollywood, state of California, U.S.A., with. After the invention of the television `TV` machine by John Logie Baird in 1926, for the receiving of broadcast film at home, the evil Empire disseminated the alien`s entertainment system; `TV` transvestism for war against the human species: calling it male freedom.

 Epitomizing male freedom for a global TV audience was the US` navy`s flagship show, Star Trek, launched by NBC in 1965. Traditionally, it was deemed unlucky for the ship if a woman was aboard, which of course was somewhat diluted in the age of the ocean going passenger liner, although the Titanic, described as `unsinkable`, sank on its maiden voyage from Southampton to New York city on April 15, 1912, after hitting an iceberg. In episode 6 (# 61) of season 3, `The Specter Of The Gun` (1968), Captain James T. Kirk, and members of the crew of the starship Enterprise, were sentenced to die on a planet, Theta Miokis II, by the Melkotians. In a recreation of a `legendary gunfight` at the O.K. Corral, in the town of Tombstone, Arizona state, Captain James T. Kirk, First Officer Spock, Chief Engineer Montgomery Scott, Chief Medical Officer Dr. Leonard McCoy, and Navigator Ensign Pavel Chekov, were to die as a punishment for their having trespassed in Melkotian space. Placed in a psychic illusion by the Melkotians, they were translated to October 26, 1881, during the period of US` history known as the `Wild West`, near Boot Hill, where they fruitlessly anticipate being `booted up` by the Enterprise`s `transporter beam`. The crew of the Enterprise found their phaser weapons changed by the Melkotians to Colt 45s, and the Earp brothers, lawmen Virgil, Wyatt and Morgan, and Doc Holliday, appeared at the appointed time, but the Enterprise crew overpowered them as a Melkotian illusion. Because of Kirk`s abjuring of a violent end for the phantasms, the Melkotians then welcomed friendly relations with Starfleet, and the United Federation of Planets.

 Star Trek: The Original Series (1966-68) was `re-booted`, that is, it was given a new look with new film techniques and special effects (SFX), and a new captain, Jean Luc Picard, and crew. Star Trek: The Next Generation (1987-94) included the new concept of the `holodeck`, which coincided with the use of the term `booting` from computer science, that is, restarting the equipment with the new program installed. Kirk and his crew were `booted` near Boot Hill, in `The Spectre Of The Gun`, because the idea was to make a correlation between the historically dead figures, and the living characters who didn`t live in the 1880s, but that were `booted` into the `software`, so that they were incarnated, but not resurrected with Ascension to heaven, which Boot Hill symbolized for the people of Tombstone. Although Boot Hill in Star Trek: TOS correlates with Jesus` death atop the hill of Calvary, he was `booted up`, Hurrihome imagined, to heaven, and at the US` navy`s `boot camp` navy recruits were taught that they`d be `booted up` too through starship transporter beam technology, although they wouldn`t die, because of advanced rejuvenation science.

 The gunmen in Boot Hill cemetery were killers bound for eternal unendurable pain, that is, perdition, as God`s punishment, whereas official killers were taught that they`d be `booted up` to computer generated heaven, and computer regenerated heaven again after new software had been developed and installed with a new look, because of improved techniques and special effects (SFX). The idea wasn`t new. During the period of Moslem expansion, after Mohamed`s 7^th century (A.D.) Koran began to convert adherents, the `Old Man of the Mountain`, Hassan-i-Sabbah, was vilified by history for drugging with hashish those he sent on suicide missions to remove Islam`s political opponents with the promise of heaven as their reward. Although it first appeared in 1974`s Star Trek: The Animated Series, season 2, episode 3 (# 19), `The Practical Joker`, when Dr McCoy, helmsman Sulu, and translation and communications` officer Uhura, were trapped inside it by the Enterprise`s computer, that is, the joker, the holodeck closely resembled the Melkotian psychic illusion in its effects. In Star Trek: The Next Generation, season 5, episode 21 (#120), `The Perfect Mate`, the Enterprise holodeck was the setting for the marriage of a metamorph, Kamala, a `gift` from Briam, the leader of the planet, Krios, to Alrik, the leader of the planet Valt, to resolve conflict between them. Described by medical officer, Dr Crusher, as a `virtual whore`, Hurrihome noted that Kamala approximated to the houri that the assassins of Hassan-i-Sabbah were told would be waiting for them in heaven after their deaths. The setting for the wedding of Kamala and Alrik was the Temple of Akadar, `booted up` by the shipboard computer, like the O. K. Corral, near Boot Hill, Tombstone, because the Enterprise was the US` navy`s TV  `boot camp`, where `camp`, a term meaning `outrageously artificial`, and usually associated with homosexuality, because the `death camp` guards don`t want futanarian woman`s seed to know what they`re `booting up` her foot for, was for their boy sons` `camps`, who hadn`t yet learned how to act when they`re meat women:

 

`Forward he cried from the rear,

and the front rank died.` - Pink Floyd `Us and Them` (1973)

 

 Jesus` understanding was that futanarian women who reproduce with each other were God`s original foot placed on the Earth as the first step to the stars. `Consequently`, Hurrihome hummed, and wrote a suggestive lyric that he intended to be a part of the historical rock opera based on The Dark Side Of The Moo`, cotton onto elasticated pools of anguished creosote, before elaborating further `from the perspective of the meat eating alien who wanted to train the human race to recognize itself as an alien animal, she was food. Or, in simpler terms, the crew of the Starship Enterprise never met any humans, and if they did they were trained to kill and eat them as food after enslaving them, which is what men of the `serpent`s seed` had already done on Earth.

 `In Japanese culture it was traditional for women`s feet to be bound,` Hurrihome glanced at a faded sepia hologram of Hortensia Hurrihome atop his writing bureau with bound feet, `so that they couldn`t move very quickly, which is what animal hunters do. They seek to disable their quarry before making a kill.` In simple terms, futanarian woman`s seed, that is, the `foot` of Jesus` mother, the Virgin Mary, was `booted up` before the `big game` hunt in which men killed the human race as the evil alien preying on it. Star Trek was the US` navy`s `boot camp`, where it trained its `TV` brain at home to kill women, which was why the male members of the Enterprise crew, and all other members of US` TV shows, exported worldwide as a universal broadcasting paradigm after the 1930 `Hays code` forbidding women`s mode of sexual reproduction through censorship of the mass media edutainment system, corresponded to the `death camp` guards God warned the Jews would appear as `false gods`, because they were the pogromers of the human race ensuring she`d never escape host womb slavery to her parasitoid alien devourer. Hurrihome noted that it was beginning to get late, `I`ll boot up some splurt on the holodeck,` he frowned thoughtlessly.

 

The Version Mary

 

`The Bugs` had been upon the Earth since its inception. Millions of years ago, arriving in the gaseous space transporter, I`d drifted across the universes of the cosmos until, sucked in by the Earth`s atmospheric resonances, during a typical prehistoric thunderstorm that had been ravaging the planet for a few hundred thousand of its rotations, I`d slop-landed. Unable to reproduce, except by viral contaminations, `The Bugs Of The New Cloud`, as My Own History describes it, and which later would be known to myself as, `The Bugs Of The Loud Nuke`, had to have a host from which to emerge. Later, human parasitologists, discovering what they called `The Bugs`, observed that I was `parasitoid` in nature, that is, after forming a parasitical relationship with the host, which I tricked into believing was a symbiosis, I emerged as a parasite to kill it.

 The Bible describes the origination of I, the parasitoid, on Earth. The creator, God, is represented as creating the Earth with all of the creatures upon it, whereas the angels of God are depicted as living in heaven; amongst the planets and stars above the Earth. In the Mesozoic period of Earth`s prehistory, saurians were the dominant life form, and many of them had wings, which suggests that the angel, Satan, who is depicted as being an angel of God, fallen to Earth because he rejected God`s plan that the human host should be greater than the angelic, was a winged saurian evolved in the Mesozoic period 248 million years B.C. Before Christ (B. C.) was a label applied by Christianity, which was in existence for a couple of millennia before its scientists began to wonder how it was that men behaved as parasitoids emergent from the human host womb of women to destroy the Earth and its civilizations, culture and art. It was I, the Cause.

 Jesus `Christ`, `the chosen`, had been the unwitting founder of the Christian church. Jesus` disciple, Peter, was its first acknowledged head within the Vatican see, the city within a city in Rome, Italy, a coven based on the Covenant with God that the Jew, Moses, is described in the Old Testament, that is, the history and law of the Jews, which is the Torah and Talmud, as having made with God for the Jews. God`s `chosen people` were promised a new land, which was Palestine, according to Moses, and it was Emperor Tiberius` army that had occupied Jewish Palestine; during the period of Jesus` teaching: `Love your neighbor as you love yourself.` (Mk: 12. 31) Choosing where he was to be birthed, Jesus had emerged from his mother, the Virgin Mary, uncontaminated by male semen; as an illustration of the solution to the problem of the human host`s birthing of my parasitoid nature to destroy it.

 In order to avoid being extinguished by the viral alien life form, Jesus` birth voided the issue: `Avoid me Satan.` (Matt: 4. 10) When Jesus encountered the fallen angel, Satan, who offered him the Earth, it was an encounter with the being that had been turned into a serpent by God, and placed in the paradise of heaven on Earth that was Eden; for rejecting God`s plan that the human host be greater than the angelic in heaven above. In Eden, God had placed Eve, the first woman, and Adam, the first man, where Satan had tempted Eve to `eat of the fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil`, that is, death, in exchange for the power to make war upon the Earth, rather than accept the `fruit of the tree of life`, which was immortality.

 God told Eve, before expelling the `Royal Couple` from Eden, that her `seed` would have `enmity` with the serpent`s, although Redemption would come through the Jewish Messiah, Jesus: `You shall crush the head of the serpent with your foot, but he will bruise your heel.` (Gen: 3. 15) Jesus` mother, the Virgin Mary, was depicted crushing the head of the serpent with her foot in Christian iconography, because Jesus was her `foot`. Taken by agents of the Roman Empire to the hill of Calvary as a Jewish `dissident`, Jesus was nailed to a cross of wood where he died, but experienced Resurrection and Ascension to heaven in prefiguration of that of woman`s seed, because futanarian women, that is, the `foot` of Mary, were the human futanarian race of women with penis` semen of their own for the sexual reproduction of brainpower superior to that of the parasitoid serpent`s seed of unredeemed men`s semen. For Jesus, woman`s seed was human, whereas Satan`s `seed` was the contaminating `Bugs`, which infected the winged saurians evolved million of years ago, so causing their fall from heaven into host womb slavery of the human futanarian species of woman`s seed upon the Earth.

 Eve emerged from the side of Adam, the first man, created therefrom by God, which suggested to me the emergence of a rival symbiote, that is, a creature that made itself necessary to the other`s existence, whereas I simply emerged as a parasite to kill the host. When Jesus died, the Roman guard, Longinus, thrust his spear into the Jewish Messiah`s side, because Jesus had said that a Holy Spirit would teach after him. The `spirit of God` was called `the Shekinah` in the Old Testament of the Bible, which Christianity saw as being superseded by Jesus` New Testament, and Longinus` spear thrust was aimed to kill the `Second Eve` emerging from Jesus` ribs. Called the `Second Adam`, because of his perfection, Jesus` Holy Spirit was the symbiotic Shekinah that humanity had been taught was necessary to its existence. However, Judaic scripture describes Adam as a hermaphrodite, that is, she was a futanarian human woman able to sexually fertilize herself, which was a survival trait of the species. Eve, emergent from the rib of Adam, as it were, was her sexual counterpart and, because all women have wombs, it was logical to suppose that the futanarian mode of sexual intercourse resulted only in the reproduction of woman, so Eve and Adam constituted a single species independent of Yours Truly, virality.

 When `The Bugs` arrived on Earth and `Got Off My Cloud`,  as Bug scripture describes it, the ancient saurian race that had evolved over millions of years became infected and began to degenerate. When hominid evolution began 220 M.a., `The Bugs` had almost made the saurians extinct, but the saurians saw human evolution as an opportunity to prolong their species` prevalence by stealing the human futanarian host womb, which is what Satan in Eden represents; a `fallen angel` without wings to carry him into the sky: or the advanced technology to transport him to the planets amongst the stars of heaven through angelic brainpower either. Consequently, the futanarian human race of woman`s seed was enslaved by the serpent`s seed of Satan for parasitoid war in ephemeral ignorance and unconsciousness, because `The Bugs` needed to be transmitted, after the saurians had been subdued, so a new host had to be found for the parasitoid menace to emerge - and kill again! In short, having been made degenerate by `The Bugs`, Satan and the `rebel angels`, who were known in Bugs` scripture as `The Banned`, sought sexual hybridity as a means to prolong their angelic `seed`, but the result of miscegenation was what Bugs` scripture called `The Transmission`, whereby `The Bugs` parasitoid nature spread through saurian semen to the human futanarian host, wherefrom it emerged to kill - again!

 The saurians perceived that, if their race was to survive and prolong its existence, human futanarian woman`s seed would have to be extinguished, so a pogrom began, which gave rise to the idea of Satan as a `red dragon`: `The dragon was wroth with the woman and went to make war on the remnant of her seed.` (Rev: 12 17) The phallic symbol of the planned extinction of the human futanarian penis of women`s was the cigarette which, smoked, symbolized the fellation of the species by Satan, the `red dragon`, who was dragging on a bit. Human history was littered with lame brains, because of the `drag` on the woman`s resources, and men and women flaunted their taunting of the human species they were extinguishing by ever more blatantly phalloid cigarette smoking, and advertising with brands like Eden, Eve, and Paradise.

 The Greek dramatist, Sophocles, in Oedipus Rex (c. 429 B.C.), depicted a hero exposed on a hillside by his parents, Laius and Jocasta, because of a prophecy that he`d kill his father, and marry his mother. Lamed by the experience, but surviving, Oedipus subsequently killed his father, who remained unknown to him, after a quarrel in the roadway, and afterwards Oedipus went on to Thebes where he married the queen, Jocasta, unaware that she was his mother. Discovering that she was, Oedipus blinded himself, and his daughter by the incestuous relation, Antigone, agreed to guide his steps onward, so `killing two birds with one stone` from the point of view of the saurians and `The Bugs`, who didn`t want the human futanarian species of woman`s seed to become conscious, and so aware that the incest taboo had been manufactured as a ruse to prevent women from recognizing their desire to sexually reproduce with each other their own species` brainpower to escape from their parasitoid alien ring slavers.

 Antigone`s leading of the blind Oedipus was symptomatic of the human condition. If women were prevailed upon to think of themselves as guiding the steps of men, they`d be lame and blind too, because their own futanarian race of woman`s seed would never be able to connect their own brains to their own eyes. The incest taboo would always ensure that a male stood between women, which had been the original role of the saurian, Satan, in Eden, who`d sought to tempt Eve away from Adam, the hermaphroditic futanarian woman. In short, what women bred with amongst the planets and stars of heaven above determined the new form of women, which is why in the modern era of television, shows like Star Trek (1965-), Babylon 5 (1993-) and Stargate SG-1 (1997-) featured women who were the product of miscegenation with alien life forms, because that`s what happens to the futanarian race of woman`s seed, which thereby became the crowning glory of God`s creation, and despairingly so insofar as the native fauna of each individual planet sought her extinction as unnecessary to its own existence; save as a host womb for its emergence.

 Satan and `The Banned`, the rebel angels, were preceded on the stage of the creator, God, by `The Bugs Across The Cosmos `, that is, those worlds in the chaos attending the dawn of life, which had a mode of reproduction that was similar to futanarian woman`s seed, had contracted I, `The Bugs`, and the result was a cosmic `biological weapon` transmitted by Satan and `The Banned` to ensure ignorance and unconsciousness in ephemerality through death for the human race, devoid of the brainpower that the futanarian species of woman`s seed could have given it, if I, `The Bugs`, hadn`t insisted on being `in drag` for the show, which was later broadcast as, What`s Up Doc? (2020- ) Since the days of ancient Greece, when host womb slavery of women for homosexuality in pederasty, and war against what remained of the human race`s lamed brains, was institutionalized, I, `The Bugs` had been preparing a `biological weapon`.

 Spread by men`s mixing blood, shit and semen in each other’s anuses in mockery of women`s human mode of sexual reproduction, by the late 20th century the `incurable killer disease`, HIV/AIDS, that is, the human immuno-deficiency virus (HIV), and acquired immuno-deficiency syndrome (AIDS), emerged to ensure ring slaved women`s faithfulness to a now alien parasitoid devourer`s belief system. Monotheistic acceptance of the creator, God, had been translated into a belief in monogamous marriage to a misogynist god, and the biological weapon, HIV/AIDS, was the parasitoid devourer`s coercer: `Men cursed the God of heaven for their pains and their sores, but refused to repent of what they had done.` (Rev: 16. 11) What they`d done, as Jesus` prophet John archaically indicated, was manufacture the human race, as a single male brained creature wearing each other’s clothes in `TV` transvestism, so that the alien, `Satan And The Banned Rebel Angels`, could watch the human futanarian race of woman`s seed infected by I, `The Bugs`, that`d been contracted to kill the species `live` and in color on the television `TV` machine invented by John Logie Baird in 1926 for just that very purpose.

 The history of the filming of the capture of the city of Troy by the ancient Greeks, practicing the spreading of their contagion of homosexuality in pederasty for war against woman`s seed, was first documented by the Greek poet, Homer, in his Iliad (760-10 B.C.), and its importance is neatly encapsulated in the filmography of such movies about the siege of the city made in the district of Hollywood, California state, city of Los Angeles, on the west coast of the United States of America, labeled the capital of the Empire of the Earth`s movie industry. Helen Of Troy (1956), The Trojan Horse (1962), and Troy (2004) borrow from Homer`s Iliad to depict how the Greeks built a huge hollow wooden horse inside which they hid. The Trojans, finding it outside the city of Troy, took it inside the walls to where the Greeks emerged to enslave the host wombs of the women for homosexuality in pederasty`s war against woman`s seed and to spread the contagion further:

`Beware Greeks bearing gifts.` - Trojan priest, Laoccon, Virgil`s Aeneid, Bk II, 19 B.C.

 The Trojan War occurred because the wife of Menelaus, Helen, was abducted by Prince Paris of Troy, and the Greeks, under the command of Menelaus` brother, Agamemnon, king of Sparta, embarked in their ships for Troy to restore Helen to Greece. In 1930, the President of the Motion Picture Producers and Distributors of America (MPPDA), Will Hays, established the `Hays code`, under pressure from  Satan and `The Banned` rebel angels, to ban humans from being seen in the movies by the simple expedient of banning human futanarian women from the screen, `...  women, in love scenes, at all times have `at least one foot on the floor` (in other words, no love scenes in bed).` In other words, if there weren`t any women`s cocks in the movies, there wouldn`t be any humans either, because daughters wouldn`t know. By treating humanity as a little girl who mustn`t know what daddy knows, woman`s seed would be extinct, and the alien parasitoid devourer would have won the battle for supremacy over the Earth, and war against humanity would reign: `The dragon stood before the woman who was about to give birth, to devour her child the moment it was born.` (Rev: 12. 4) In the modern era, pop star Paris was Helen of Troy but, as the lyrics to her song `Stars Are Blind` (2006) go, `Even though the stars are blind, if you show me real love baby, I'll show you mine.` Without a penis of her own race a woman can`t make real love, that is, a species` child.

 Jesus` disciple John`s prophetic Revelation depicts unredeemed men`s role as a devourer accepting its contamination as the alien parasitoid warring upon woman`s seed for the entertainment of the invisible `snuff film` aficionados watching the latest reincarnation of human generated-for-TV flesh housing the alien parasitoid devourer eating itself and the human race after giving it some serious fucking. This, of course, wasn`t what the pornographers told the young adult that bought Playboy (1953-) and so doing had won a buy in to the systematic extermination pogrom devised by the alien superbeings, whose explication of the meaning of human existence was to explain graphically, with moving picures, that that was what women were for: `Mystery, Babylon the great, mother of harlots and of the abominations of the Earth.` (Rev: 17. 5) Babylon was the ancient capital city of the Persian Empire, which reveals how long the enslavement of the host womb of the human futanarian species of woman`s seed had been going on for, before pornographers made it real for the avidly ignorant viewer to upgrade their psyche in preparation for watching recorded `snuff movies` on VCRs at home, and pseudo-human flesh inhabited by alien parasitoid devourers were killed for real to entertain the nascently evil superbeing lord of the Earth from somewhere `out there, man` originally.

 The siege of Stalingrad (August 23 - February 2, 1943) during World War Two (1939-45) was essentially an upgrade repeat of World War One (1914-18) with better tanks and planes, and other ad-ons. The parasitoid alien devourer engaged in some more serious extermination of the human, and was but another instance of the siege metaphor as writ large by Homer in his Iliad. The German National Socialist (Nazi) Party had been elected in 1933; about the same time as the `Hays code` in the USA became the mainstay of Hollywood, Babylon, and continued the pogromer`s attitude towards woman`s seed. In Judaism a Jew could only be born from a Jew, that is, women were Jews, which is why Jesus` birth from his mother, the Virgin Mary, was so important. The Jews were the `chosen people`, and Jesus was `Christ`, `the chosen`, because he was born uncontaminated by male semen, to emphasize the futanarian truth that Jews were born from Jews, that is, women fertilized; as well as bored children.

 Judaism had been founded by Isaac, son of Sara and Abraham, whose shrine is in Saudi Arabia`s city of Mecca, and the pilgrimage there is called `Haj` after Abraham`s Egyptian, and probably black, concubine, Hajer, who bore Ishmael, whose descendant, Mohamed, founded Islam when he received the Koran (610-30 C.E.), according to Islamic tradition, from the angels of God. The Koran permits Moslems four wives, which affords the possibility of human futanarian sexual reproduction through the presence of woman`s seed within the Islamic family, although Judeo-Christian tradition is that Ishmael was a bastard, so the four wives of the Moslems were, from a Christian mind-set, a retrogressive attempt to legitimize a bastards` religion.

 During WWII Iraq supported the Nazis, and upwards of 20, 000, 000 Jews were pogromed in Europe in `death camps`; constructed for that sole purpose. When the Al Qaeda terrorist group, operating under the auspices of the misogynist Taliban regime in Afghanistan, hijacked civil airliners on September 11, 2001, to crash them into the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center in New York city, USA, the dictator of Iraq, Saddam Hussein, offered bases in Iraq to Al Qaeda, `the base`, which persuaded the US to invade Iraq in March, 2003, and depose him. Afterwards, Abu Bakr Al Baghdadi opposed the US sponsored regime in Iraq and, assisted by rebels in Syria, proclaimed an independent Levant, which theoretically would absorb Jewish Palestine. The World Trade Center (WTC) had been chosen to re-establish `rough trade`, which is a euphemism for that `brutality and violence` associated with homosexuality in pederasty for war against woman`s seed. Consequently, the US war against Moslem Islam was a continuation of the pogrom against the `chosen people` of God, that is, human futanarian woman`s seed, by the alien parasitoid devourer, `Satan And The Banned Rebel Angels`, supported on stage `live` in The Theater Of Operations by I, `The Bugs`, who`d originally been billed to headline, but was overshadowed by a bigger `name` parasitoid alien from the stars.

 The emblem of German fascism was dictator of Italy Benito Mussolini`s, after his election in 1922, and which he`d borrowed from the ancient Romans of the time of Tiberius` Empire in Jesus` Palestine - and before. The Roman fasces was a `bundle` with an ax in the center, and the piled corpses of the Jews, in the Nazi camps beside the incinerators, suggested that, after being used to cut the wood for the cross of Jesus, `the chosen`, the Christian Nazis deployed their ax to pile the Jews like logs. Iraq`s precipitation of a war against Moslem Islam in 2001 was in keeping with its role as a supporter of fascism, while the US` banning of woman`s seed from mainstream art and culture was a propaganda instrument applied worldwide through the mass media dominated by the capital of the motion picture industry, Hollywood, L.A. In short, the US war with Iraq was what parasitoid alien devourers do. After extinguishing Judeo-Christianity, the alien went after the Moslems in Islam, because woman`s seed might still be there. Or, in other words, World War Three (1945-) had been going on since World War Two, when the siege of Stalingrad eventually resulted in the victory of the Russians, and the subsequent occupation by Russia of Eastern Europe when their army made its way across the continent to capture Berlin with the rest of the allies of the West.

 Albina was a Communist, like everyone in the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics, which was written as the acronym `CCCP`, because Russians use a Cyrillic alphabet, and the letters don`t correspond to English. Albina was described by the Western European nations as a `godless Commie`, because the Russian social system adopted from the German economics` philosopher, Karl Marx, argued against Capitalism, which was God in the West. During WWI Russia was an aristocracy and the ruler was called Tsar. Tsar Nicholas II took command of the Russian army, and a series of defeats against the Germans resulted in the leader of the Communists, who espoused Marx`s philosophy, in his seminal Das Kapital (1867), that `workers [should] control the means of production`, taking control of the country on behalf of the workers in October, 1917. Because of Russia`s immensity, it needs strong government, which led to Vladimir Lenin`s assuming dictatorship and, although the Western European nations defeated the Germans, by 1933 Germany had elected Adolf Hitler`s Nazi Party, which resulted in WWII, and again Russia took the part of an ally of the West, although that was forced upon the Soviets, which was the name given to the regions under Communist governmental control, because the Germans invaded Russia on Sunday, June 22, 1941. At that time Josef Stalin was dictator of Russia, and his `labor camps` were effectively little different to Hitler`s `death camps` for the Jews. Albina was a Russian heroine in the rubble of Stalingrad eating rats and making general `Molotov cocktails`, named for a Russian DIY (do-it-yourself) strategist, that is, bottles of petrol stuffed with a rag to be lit by a match and thrown at the German Panzer tanks complete with the occasional rat-in-a-bottle motif peculiar to Albina`s sensibilities.

 Albina holds a rat aloft in the ruins of Stalingrad; as if appealing to the masses of common people to witness her acts of professional resistance to the German Panzer tanks: a tank visible to the left and center of the scene as she holds the rat aloft in mute appeal to the ranks of serried workers yet-to-be-born in the futurity of her great nation. There`s a flashback to a few hours previously when Albina, armed with but a few Molotovs, hurls them with expert accuracy at a lone Nazi Panzer lumbering through the crumbled bricks, and mortar fire, of the tumbled buildings she dwells in and about. The tank driver is blinded by Albina`s hurling a Molotov through the aperture of the tank`s visor surrounded elsewise by inch-thick armor plate. More Molotovs set fire to the tracks, and the additional petrol cans for the refueling of the monster explode on its side to leave the tank a dangerous beast snarling and hurling itself this way and that, while Albina hurls Molotovs into the eye of the Panzer to start a fire within. She retreats to watch the Nazi war elephant waving its trunk at the moon, before the hatch atop the enflamed tomb bursts open and men appear aflame; looking wildly this way and that for their as-yet-unseen assailant. Albina waits, until each `other` appears, and feels safe enough to hop down off the tank, beating carefully at the clothes afire for a time, until there`s just a little smoke; then she shoots them carelessly with her eye pressed determinedly against her sniper`s telescopic rifle`s sight.

`I`m a pair of tits and a dildo, and they`re interfering with my masturbation fantasies,` Albina says to the moon and stars afterwards; as they look blindly down upon her with the rat raised aloft amidst the ruins of Stalin`s grad. `You stars were planets originally, and the parasitoid alien devourer made you into blind stars as a punishment for masturbating, because you hadn`t any work to do.` Having removed the women`s penis from the scene, Albina, masturbating in the mirror of her dreams, is encouraged to think only of a man, who is closely associated in the public imagination with God, the father, who of course fills her with a sense of loathing for her own inferior body, because it isn`t anything like a man`s. Feelings aroused, the inexperienced young thing thrusts her dildo in and out as if conjuring the spirit of Jesus to come into her, whereas it clearly says in the Bible that the `spirit of God` is female, `the Shekinah`, who is `tranquility` in Islam, whereas taught to think of women as bereft of the capability to self-fertilize her own race of woman`s seed, Jesus` Holy Spirit is perceivable by her, and the entire religious establishment of Western Capitalism, as the supervision a young girl needs, and of course what a young boy wants too. Men`s supervision queers a girl`s sexuality as well as boys, whereas if a girl were assured by her mother that the supervision of the Holy Spirit was a woman with a big cock, she`d probably feel more confident in her spiritual guide.

 In the spirit world, the `village idiots` and the `gay lads` are activated to supervise the work ethic, and punish the masturbator with not being able to see women with big cocks, which young girls and boys would both doubtless prefer; if only the Satanists, and the peculiarly perverted Christian congregations, would accept Jesus` teaching that humans are born from women, and women`s own `seed`: `At the resurrection people will neither marry nor be given in marriage; they will be like the angels in heaven.` (Matt: 22. 30) Rid of their spiritual guide, and supervisor, who wants them to accept that Jesus` Holy Spirit looks like Alf Garnett from the British `TV` sitcom, Till Death Us Do Part (1965-75), and is busily working behind their backs to give them the acceptable face of Capitalism, resurrected woman`s seed can produce the brainpower her species of human futanarian women need to build the starships to take her to colonize the planets amongst the stars of heaven above Earth`s extermination camps built by the parasitoid alien `TV` monster to watch itself perhaps surviving another global war, while Alf criticizes the appearance of the Spice Girls on his Weetabix packet, and berates particularly the plastic replica of Mel he`s unearthed from within the cereal box`s lessened capacious environs:

`Bleedin` Spice Girls. There`s isn`t any room!` - actor Warren Mitchell as Alf

 The movie Independence Day (1996) was titled for the 4th of July Independence Day celebrations taking place annually in the US, because it was on that day in 1776 that `this once great nation` declared its decision to separate, violently if necessary, from the British Empire, a struggle in which the `village idiots` and the `gay lads` also had starring roles. In the movie, the alien ships are destroying New York, Los Angeles, and Washington, D.C. The Whitehouse is taken out by an alien destructo-beam from a huge UFO overhead, because the Al Qaeda terrorist hijacked plane that was to have destroyed President George W. Bush`s official residence had crashed at Shanksville, Pennsylvania, perhaps en route to crash into the Whitehouse on September 11, 2001, during an attempt by passengers to retake the airliner and get it to its proper destination.

 From the alien craft comes a harsh creepy alien raucousness: `Albina is not yet independent enough! She needs to be tougher.` Albina is seen in the grounds of the Whitehouse some distance away from the destructo-beam and the ruins. She holds her rat aloft in acknowledgement, `My species is not yet tough enough to withstand the opinions of the Hollywood Moguls,` she opined daringly. `I have observed closely the events subsequent to 9/11, and have determined that that black day in Massachusetts, when the hijackers boarded the planes at Logan was designated as a day of human sacrifice, that is, it was a `black mass` devised by the followers of the `cult` movie, Logan`s Run (1976), and that afterwards the terrorist bombing of the Boston Marathon on April 15, 2013, in Massachusetts was another `black mass` devised  to warn the human futanarian `foot` race that, running and escaping from the alien parasitoid killer of the human host that bored it, wasn`t going to be tolerated.` `Farewell Albina!` The alien parasitoid voice booms from the UFO above the now blackened artificial marble stonework of the ruined edifice. Albina launches a Molotov from her home-made rocket launcher as the alien craft breezes off silently; about as large as Ben Nevis in Scotland. The Molotov splashes fire harmlessly across the ship`s carapace as it moves off. Albina`s race can expect more such genocidal pogroms against it in order to be toughened up by its dad:

`The human race has been turned into a TV by a witch, and Boss Town Massachusetts` Logan Airport was a `black mass` for the transformation.` - Realtitsa Da Silva `reporting on the events of 9/11 live on CNN`.

 The alien parasitoid devourer disguised its enslaving of the host womb by breeding the human species as an animal. Without women`s `seed` to fertilize her host womb, humanity wouldn`t be able to reproduce the brainpower needed to escape its pogromer. Having explained, through the `black mass` media, that humans shouldn`t be interested in their own mode of sexual reproduction, the parasitoid alien prohibited human intercourse, to become a husbander of animal livestock, which it then killed as an animal in its never-ending sequence of wars. Consequently, as Albina observed, 9/11 was `Black Massachusetts`, that is, the witches of Salem were conducting a `black mass` with human sacrifice on a grand scale as their objective.

 Up on their wooden broomsticks, a symbol of the Jewish women`s penis that had been summarily axed at death camps during WWII such as Dachau in Germany, Auschwtiz in Poland, and Maly Trostenets in the Soviet Union of Socialist Republics (CCCP), together with the male witches, whose choppers were still vibrating towards the end of the race, the `beast` that was men and women, manufactured by the alien as a single male brained transvestite creature wearing each other’s clothes for its entertainment in `TV` wars, planned what ever after was known as `Logan`s Mass.,` because in the novel by William F. Nolan (1967) everyone above the age of 21 was killed to maintain a Spartan economy and husband resources, and at the dawn of the 21st century it was felt that William would have thought people too intelligent to be made immortal through advanced medical science`s powers to rejuvenate and maintain the physical body in accordance with God`s redemptive plan for Eve and Adam`s descendants:

`A Logan approach was adopted in order to lower a raised level of intelligence that might`ve helped humanity to lift its futanarian `foot` from the Earth, and race to the planets amongst the stars to escape its alien parasitoid devourer.` -  Sed Hed of the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA)

 Al Qaeda, `the base`, led by Saudi Arabia`s Osama Ben Laden, was known as `Stumpie The Dwarf`, because of his absolute faith in immortality without women, while on a superheroic scale befitting the colossal aspirations of übermenschen, the Germans didn`t want to depose Saddam Hussein, dictator of Iraq and Middle Eastern ally of the Nazis in WWII, and wanted to say so vehemently, `Nein Levante[s]!` Despite the German opposition to the eLephants upcoming Independence, declared by Abu Bakr Al Baghdadi, after the toppling of `That Damn Nuisance`, it was determined by the witches of Salem, Mass., to take out the remaining middle stumps in the Middle East, so the human futanarian species of woman`s seed would remain forever brainless. Stumpie`s plan was to crash the hijacked planes into the Twin Towers, and so precipitate a war with the Moslems in Islam, which would take out the middling wicked and restore the balance of power in favor of the Final Solutionist faction, who were, `Totally wicked, man,` according to their leading spokesperson, Tom Bombed-a-Hill, the Independent Member for Trumpton.

 The `remnant` of the human futanarian species of woman`s seed was to be removed by `Stumpie` Laden`s appropriately labeled Al Qaeda, `the base`, which would precipitate a perpetually unbalanced, and so hemorrhaging male brain, into a war that would keep humanity`s level of psychological development at the infantile stage, and ultimately assure species` brain death, while the actual physical form remained as a `snuff movie` plaything for the alien parasitoid devourer to torture and torment as the Earth sank into a New Dark Age in which Dark Claude would reign supreme over the eternal unendurable pain that the Satanists had planned for those who believed it`d be God who`d be punishing them:

`I should coco.` - `Stumpie` Laden

 The women of the Middle East remained at work upon their Version Mary alternative Earth program in which the black magicians, warlocks and witches of the West, and those amongst their own peoples, would be overruled by the human brain produced from woman`s seed within the Islamic Moslem community. Christians knew nothing about worshipping God; they only knew enthusiasm: `The Jews is not yet liquidized!` `It`s because of their refusal to blend within local Christian communities,` said an Einsatzkommando of some repute (transl. mine) somewhere during WWII.

 Socialism was the fascist belief that the intelligent should be as brainless as everyone else, which resulted in Communist dictator, Prime Minister Pol Pot, using his army, the Khmer Rouge, to depopulate Kampuchea by 25% between 1976 and 1979, that is, by around 3 million people. Because urban conurbations are cities built by the intelligent, Pot sent them to the countryside, where they starved to death because they didn`t know how to make an agrarian economy function. The farming communities he sent to the urban conurbations, where they died because they couldn`t get the industrial economy to work for them. Capitalism, on the other hand, was based on the principle that the workers shouldn`t control the means of production, but should be forced to work, so that they`d never have any leisure for sex, or mental development, which could have afforded them an opportunity to escape from the crowd.

 The computer internet developed from 1969, and throughout the 20th century, after England`s National Physical Laboratory Network (NPLNET), and the Pentagon`s Advanced Research Projects Agency Network (ARPANET) became operational. Almost immediately, the modern successors to the ancient Greeks, who`d established the democratic principle of homosexuality in pederasty for war against woman`s seed, to ensure their voting superiority would always be 66.6% over nothing, the `geeks` began to devise `bad machine code` (BMC) to infect computer memory, and so kill humanity`s capacity to store any and all information that might facilitate the escape of the human futanarian species of woman`s seed from her supposedly predestined hell holes in terra: `Let he that has wisdom have understanding, the number of a man is the number of the beast, and his number is six hundred three score and six.` (Rev: 13. 8) `666` is a `geek` mnemonic for the `bad machine code` (BMC) used to infect computer memory, and so disable the human system; to ensure the `remnant` remain infantile and governed by the lame brained in the absence of the missing 33.3% `seed` of the original indigenous inhabitants of the Earth.

 The `geeks` developed their own viral linguistic competence based on the concept of the `Trojan`, which was also a brand of condom popular in the USA recommended by the medical establishment to prevent the `biological weapon` of the HIV/AIDS virus, spread by homosexuality in pederasty for war against woman`s seed, from penetrating the human body`s system, and killing the brain. Just as the Trojan brand of condoms, manufactured by Church & White since 2001 and `the events of 9/11`, were expected to repel `Greek` invasion forces, so the `geeks` treacherously `bad machine code` (BMC) was labeled `Trojan`, because it was they that let the Greeks into the city of Troy to enslave the host wombs of the women for homosexuality in pederasty, and so prepare to spread the contagion further. HIV/AIDS is, `Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live` (Ex: 22. 18), because aliens are witches, who`re symbolically depicted as riding brooms with wooden handles to represent the ashes of the human species of woman`s seed swept away.

 `You`re not a Christian` is a Satanist`s way of declaring a pogrom on you and yours, which is how fascist Christian Socialism works. The Jews were exterminated, because they weren`t `proper` Germans, and they were pogromed by Christian Nazis. During WWII the Nazis had a `death camp`, Sajmište in Yugoslavia`s capital, Belgrade, a country that later came under Russia`s Soviet control. When the Russians began to withdraw from Eastern Europe in the late 1980s, and the region broke up into autonomous states, Yugoslavia experienced `ethnic cleansing` in which `enclaves` of Moslem communities were similarly pogromed by Christians; for example, the Serb militia, during the Bosnian war (1992-95), set up `rape camps`, where upwards of 70, 000 Moslem women were incarcerated to male brain a generation of children born thereby. During WWII, mainly Christian Croatia, with its capital Zagreb, `the Jerusalem of the West`, on April 10, 1941, adopted Nazism, and the fascist Ustaše government, which held that the Moslem in Islam `keeps true the blood of Croats`, initiated a pogrom designed to exterminate the Serb population, which is an accurate portrait of the role of fascist Christianity across the Earth. Those who don`t show sufficient enthusiasm for the local brand of condom are enemies; for example, St Patrick rid Ireland of snakes, so St Patrick`s Day condoms are Christian, and that`s the essence of Socialism and Capitalism, because both seek the ascendancy of the lame brained unintelligent slave through male braining for homosexuality in pederasty for war against woman`s seed to prevent that human futanarian species` penis from escaping - the snake!

 The Christian mythos was that Jesus would`ve been a vampire; if the nascent Holy mother church of Rome hadn`t shown how to kill humans in a properly acceptable way, so that the vampire body would die, and the spiritual body would have Resurrection and Ascension to heaven. Pagan Rome didn`t want the Resurrection and Ascension to heaven, and so labeled Jesus a vampire before he was killed. As the human host at the so-called `Last Supper` before his crucifixion, he spoke about the need to accept the `bread and wine`, as symbols of his `body and blood`, because he was futanarian woman`s seed, that is, men were to be born from women; as he was from his mother. In the Christian mass, the `bread and wine` is given to the parishioner as a sliver of wafer and a sip of wine from a goblet to effect transubstantiation, that is, the transformation of the flesh in acceptance of Jesus` teaching about woman`s seed. In short, Jesus` ambition was to persuade the male brained to accept woman`s seed in order to save the human race, whereas the Romans wanted to kill the immortal as vampires, before they could ascend through brainpower`s technological advancements, and so obviate their slave status by leaving with their noses up.

 The Romans occupying Jewish Palestine saw that, if they condemned Jesus as a vampire, when he had Resurrection and Ascension to heaven it`d be as a vampire in the eyes of the populace: `Surely, this was the son of God.` (Matt: 27. 54) Longinus` words indicated that Jesus was a `son of Satan`, the vampire, who lived from the flesh of humanity by drinking human blood. Without the penis of woman`s seed, as the stake in the heart of the vampire`s brain, and because women together could sexually reproduce the brainpower that the human futanarian race needed to escape from its draco, the vampire lived on in its wars against women, who were Earth`s indigenous inhabitant, and whose host womb had been enslaved by the alien parasitoid devourer. Unfortunately, Christianity had adopted the approach of pagan Rome, which argued that human bodies should be sacrificed in order to destroy the vampire, and so facilitate the Resurrection and Ascension to heaven of the freed `spirit body`, whereas pagan Rome believed that the Resurrection and Ascension to heaven was what vampires are. Without the additional explanation that woman`s seed was the stake in the heart of the vampire, Christianity had become a pagan religion that recommended torturing to death its subjects to ensure that the Resurrection and Ascension to heaven of woman`s seed didn`t occur, because it was a sexual interpretation, and Jesus had been a well-known celibate, whose New Testament transcended Judaism`s Old Testament in which God appeared drooling salaciously in a not nice way:

`I will surely bless you and make your descendants as numerous as the stars in the sky and as the sand on the seashore. Your descendants will take possession of the cities of their enemies.` (Gen: 22. 17)

 If Abraham`s `seed` was woman`s seed to come, then the serpent`s seed were the enemies in the cities that would capitulate to God`s `chosen people` of the Old Testament and the teaching of Jesus `Christ`, `the chosen`, in the New Testament, whose `seed` were the `remnant` being exterminated upon the Earth in wars waged by the alien parasitoid devourer possessing the flesh from the womb as the evil `blood drinking` draco engaged in killing the human species that it`d chosen as the `bride of Dracula` to entertain itself with in perpetuity. The Christian perspective was that anything alive was vampiristic flesh from which the spirit needed to be released in a proper and orderly manner as befitted a well-organized crucifixion, whereby the animal body was correctly killed over a set period of time appropriate to the parasitoid alien`s intentions with regard to extracting whatever Jewess` remained.

 Buddhism was the perception that all creatures were a chain of being with God at its apex, and humans were reincarnated as animals, or insects, etc., for example; in the Elizabethan drama MacBeth (1606) by William Shakespeare, witches chant to conjure animal spirits that declare MacBeth, whose wife murdered the Scots` king so he`d be king, would never be killed until Boreham wood came to Dunsinane, which occurred when his castle was attacked by those who`d cut the trees to give camouflage as they approached:

 

`Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,

Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting,

Lizard's leg, and owlet's wing, -

For a charm of powerful trouble,

Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.

Double, double toil and trouble;

Fire burn, and caldron bubble.` (MacBeth, IV, i, 14-15)

 

 In Shakespeare`s era there weren`t any women on the stage at all, that is, all of the parts were performed by men, which represented a curious phenomenon; especially as the bard wrote several episodes that featured cross-dressing in which male characters wore women`s clothes, and female characters wore men`s clothes. Oddly, because all of the parts were acted by men, before the modern era when actresses` buppies were finally seen on `TV` and elsewhere, so that woman`s seed could be seen to have been missed. As witches were known to turn people into animals, their chant hints at the truth, which is that humans are animals bereft of woman`s seed. In short, Shakespeare doesn`t care what happens to his characters, because they`re all animal men, whereas women are God`s `remnant` and Queen Elizabeth I was his patron, so it was politic in terms of animal training that only men were seen on his boards.

 Buddhism was the perspective that all God`s creatures had value, whereas woman`s seed was the zenith of the creator`s vision, while Jesus` mother, Mary, was the altar native version, that is, woman`s seed on Earth, whereas the altar native version on the planet Vulcan in the TV series, Star Trek, Season 2, Episode 10, `Journey To Babel` (17/11/67), for example, was Spock`s human mother, Amanda Grayson, whose `mate` was Sarek. The captain of the starship Enterprise, and the crew, were surprised when Ambassador Sarek and Amanda arrived on board and revealed that the Enterprise`s first officer, Spock, was their son. It`s an instance of animal breeding from the perspective of woman`s seed, that is, women are the breeder, because it`s their human futanarian penis` semen that begins each race; if they`re interested in producing another race other than their own. Although it appears that Amanda had chosen a mate not human, in fact she represents what science fiction writer, Frank Herbert, in Dune (1965) and its prequels and sequels, describes as the Bene Gesserit breeding program to produce a Kwisatz Hederach, who appears in the novel, God Emperor of Dune (1981) as the god-like superbeing, who was Leto II Arteries, and is now a giant sandworm. Because Herbert is a man, he missed the point, which is that the Bene Gesserit are woman`s seed, and the races for the planets amongst the stars were bred from their penis` semen, so Amanda Grayson is a token female there to function as a memory chip for the runners of the races, that is, she`s the one that represents women`s penisless breeding with the Vulcan animal. The Bene Gesserit appear in black burkas, like the Moslem women of Islam, in the Dune series of novels, which were largely set on the desert world of Arrakis, and the Vulcan women usually appeared in the same style, which suggests the uniform of woman`s seed is universal and was worn to disguise the identity of their breeders as well as their bred:

 

`Guide me, O thou great Redeemer,

Pilgrim through this barren land;

I am weak, but thou art mighty;

Hold me with thy powerful hand:

Bread of heaven, bread of heaven.`

 

 William Williams Pantycelyn`s 1762 hymn is ostensibly about Jesus` `bread and wine`, given at the `Last Supper` before his crucifixion, and which symbolizes the `body and blood` of the human futanarian species of woman`s seed. Consequently, as the races of science fiction are the `bred of heaven`, so they`re the `bread` of the alien parasitoid devourer amidst the planets and the stars, which wars against woman`s seed for the mutual entertainment of the evil, whether they`re women, or something else:

`Is there anyone on this ship who even remotely looks like Satan?`  - Dr `Bones` McCoy, Star Trek, Season 2, Episode 5, `The Apple` (13/10/67)

 Colloquially, `bread` means `money`, that is, the bred of woman`s seed are a `snuff movie`, which is still moving. In other words, Jesus` teaching was that Salvation consisted in recognizing that evil men and women were `snuff film` makers using woman`s seed in Satanism. But humans aren`t only bred as animals, they`re kept at a low level of technological development in brain damning through male braining. The evidence of lame brained humanity is chirality or handedness. Humans are born left or right handed, rather than ambidextrous, that is, the ability to use both hands with equal skill and dexterity, because male braining lames the brain. Oedipus, for example, means `lame`, because it`s a `lame excuse` to inflict upon the human race an incest taboo designed solely to prevent women from having sex with their mothers, and so produce an unbalanced human that sought to make war upon its own race in service to its parasitoid enslaving alien masters. Infantilism is, `Don`t mention sex until after death.` Sexual repression prevents humans from knowing that women can sexually reproduce with each other to heal the lame brained race. By making sex taboo, the species will die without ever having sexually produced, but it will have had the leading role in the `snuff film` of its parasitoid devourer.

 In legend the djinn are said to be `born from cold fire`. In the 8th century collection of tales, A Thousand And One Nights, which contains stories from Arabia, China and India, the djinn are depicted as granting wishes too. Presumably, because they represent an earlier form of technologically advanced civilization, and culture based on the progeny of human futanarian woman`s seed; afterwards described as genies or genius. In the Koran it is written that Allah, which is the name for the creator, God, amongst the Moslems in Islam, as Eloah is a name for the creator, God, in Judaism, `created men and djinn`, which suggests that woman`s seed is separate and distinct from men. The Bible agrees, because men are depicted as destined for eternal unendurable pain, that is, perdition, if they don`t accept Jesus` teaching of woman`s seed, and Jesus, child of the Virgin Mary, is the `perfect man`, who isn`t like men, because he`s woman`s seed. Consequently, if Jesus is `the son of man`, then the Virgin Mary is `man`, and unredeemed men who don`t accept that are bound for hellfire. Because djinn are supposedly `born from cold fire`, the Nazis incinerated the Jewish `chosen people`, because Jesus `Christ`, `the chosen`, experienced Resurrection and Ascension to heaven, and men didn`t want that for `djinn`, which is how they`d defined Jesus Christ and the Jews. In simple terms, from the fascist Christian Nazi Socialist perspective, Jesus was a djinn that had escaped from the bottle, and men didn`t want the Jews to escape their ideology about djinn being `born from fire`, so they incinerated them until they were cold ash:

`The oval fireball had sprouted projections, then paused a moment in stasis, before expanding rapidly into a bright and featureless sphere. That moment of stasis - the fireball had shown dark spots for eyes, with dark lines for thin, flaring eyebrows, a hairline coming down v-shaped, a mouth twisted upward, laughing wildly in the hell-fire-and horns.` - Isaac Asimov, `Hell-Fire` (1956).

 When the US dropped atomic bombs on the cities of Hiroshima and Nagasaki to resolve their involvement in WWII against fascist Japan, the Japanese were their djinn, `born from cold fire`, and the rapid technological achievements of the Japanese in microchips subsequent to WWII bore witness to their enslavement from the ashes. Before WWII it was traditional for the Japanese to bind the feet of women, so that they couldn`t run, that is, the futanarian race of woman`s seed couldn`t race to colonize the planets amongst the stars to escape from host womb slavery to homosexuality in pederasty for war against the `remnant` of her own human species - from Japan, at any rate. By the late 20th century, Japanese Hentai `manga` cartoons featured `futanari` women with big cocks being tortured sadistically by male characters in magazines like `Futa Ona` by Red-Rum, and filmed animations. In other words, from the cold ashes of the fires of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, the Japanese cremated had been reincarnated to begin where they`d left off, rather than being `born from cold fire`, like genius from thought, because reincarnations of the male brained were repeat copies of what`d been before in lame brained brain damning without woman`s seed to restore the unbalanced mind of the collective.

 Although Satan was a fallen angel in Judeo-Christianity, in Moslem Islam Satan corresponded to the Shaitan djinn, Iblis. Although djinn weren`t evil per se, Iblis was depicted in the Koran as refusing to bow before Eve and Adam, that is, he rejected God`s plan that the human host be greater; as Satan does in the Judeo-Christian tradition. In Moslem Islam Iblis has the power to whisper in the ears, but no other power does Iblis have. Consequently, Iblis is associated with what the developmental psychologist Carl Gustav Jung (1875-1961) associated with the `Thinking` function. According to Jung, the conscious mind has four functions; the other three being `Feeling` associated with the mouth, `Sensation`; the eyes, and `Intuition`: smell. Because an animal turns its head, if it hears something, the ears are associated with their killers. Because animals kill for food, they usually took their prey from behind, which explained HIV/AIDS. Homosexuals seek to appear attractive, but they take their prey from behind, which is why Iblis was depicted as a whisperer in our rears.

 Iblis was the evil alien parasitoid devourer that inveigled itself into the host womb of the human futanarian species of woman`s seed to steal her penis` semen and replicate itself as her killer. However, as is illustrated by Spock`s role in the movie, based on the TV series, Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan (1982), when he goes into the engine room to brave high levels of radiation and save the Enterprise at the cost of his own life, redeemed men don`t prey on the human race, which was Jesus` teaching of Salvation. In the sequel, Star Trek III: The Search For Spock (1984), Spock is reborn from that fire, as it were, but he isn`t incinerated by men, which is why the Bible says men will go to hell, because they incinerated the Jews, for example, whereas Spock, like Jesus, represents thoughtful action in accordance with human values, so he`s saved, whether born from fire or otherwise. In short, the `chosen people` were `djinn`, because they were human futanarian woman`s seed, which produced better brainpower, that is, genius, and that`s the reason the female `spirit of God`, the Shekinah, is depicted as a `column of smoke by day, and a column of fire by night` (Ex: 13. 21-22) that led the Jews out of slavery to the Egyptian Pharaoh, Thutmoses III, in fulfilment of God`s promise of a place to live; Palestine. The Jews couldn`t see that the column was light by day, but only by night, because it was `cold fire` which, according to legend, the djinn are born from. For the Nazis, the Jews were djinn and, like the Romans, who wanted to see if Jesus would experience Resurrection and Ascension to heaven, if they nailed him to a cross of wood and kept him there until he died, the Nazis wanted to see if the Jews would be `born from cold fire`, because they`d defined them as `djinn`, whereas they were the `remnant` of human futanarian woman`s seed, whose brains are better, and so they correspond to what men perceive as genius, which they kill because superior brainpower escapes slavers. Shekinah, the female `spirit of God`, therefore corresponded to djinn, or genius, and woman`s seed, because well-bred women are escapers from the heat of hellfire`s devils.

 Of course, `Satan And The Banned Rebel Angels` and their supporting act, I, `The Bugs`, working together as the species` separators, had a different idea of how things should develop. People had to accept Socialism and Capitalism, a `mixed economy` of those who want you to be brainless like everyone else, and those who want you to be brainless, so that you can`t escape from slavery. As homosexuals, who say that everyone should have a man, men and women are at the apex of Satanism, which is why the description by Jesus` disciple John, in his prophetic Revelation, depicted the `TV` creature bred to share a single male brain in transvestism as twin `beasts`: `The second beast was given power to give breath to the image of the first beast, so that the image could speak and cause all who refused to worship the image to be killed.` (Rev: 13. 15) Without woman`s seed, the host womb of women was a `TV` manufacturer in which men were born to encourage the next generation to make war upon her human race on behalf of the alien parasitoid devourer. Socialism was a huge help insofar as people were encouraged to develop each generation in the image of the previously cropped. The Jews, for example, in Nazi Germany, didn`t correspond to the Nazi idea of them as dwarves. In Germany, the `Juden`, as they were called, were thought of as `kinder`, that is, children, because they were dwarves, which is why they were killed. They didn`t live up to the expectations of the pedophiles, who wanted them to accept that they were children to be played with. Resistant to wearing the dwarf hats, the Jews were exterminated as recalcitrants. It didn`t occur to the National Socialist (Nazi) fascists that the Jews represented human futanarian woman`s seed, as the `chosen people` of God, and so weren`t amenable to being used as footballs.

 Although that seems a curious analogy, soccer is an activity in which the crowd are often described as being so strongly in support of one side or the other that the ball is sucked up into the net. Consequently, `sucker` is possibly a better term for the activity, which requires a net at either end, and two teams of eleven players, each attempting to kick a ball into the net of the other team. The scenario is of two nostrils attempting to snort a ball up into the nose. Ball-snorting is, of course, an activity which requires testicles. In short, the absence of women`s `seed` is, largely, because the ball-snorters have snorted. Or, in other words, football is a description of where the futanarian species of woman`s seed went. Up the monkey`s nose. Or, to put it another way, Nazism was what socialism produces.

 The Jews were dwarves to the Nazis, who wouldn`t be brainless infants, so that the pedophiles could play with them, and that meant that they had to be `fitted up` by the Schutzstaffel, that is, the Waffen SS, who labeled them `spies` and sent them to `death camps`, which at first they were told were `holiday camps`, where they were sent to the `showers` playfully, and killed with a pesticide manufactured in the USA, Zyklon B. The metaphor appeared in Hollywood`s The Wizard Of Oz (1939) starring Judy Garland as Dorothy Gale, who`s whisked away by a cyclone from her grey existence in Kansas to the `B` alternative, a colorful land corresponding to children`s writer L. Frank Baum`s The Wonderful Wizard Of Oz (1900), and where she meets the child sized Munchkins. Because the Jews, whom the Germans labeled `dwarves`, in cities like München (Munich), were thought of as being children, the Munchkins of Oz were their idea of what Jews should be like in heaven. Consequently, in accordance with the parody, Dorothy was a big little girl, who didn`t fuck the other big little girls, because that wouldn`t sit well with the Nazi pedophile Socialists, or the Capitalist slave ringers either, who won, and who also wanted to practice pedophilia with children, while adults bred from woman`s seed would have always seen through that ruse.

 The Version Mary is Jesus` alternative universe, whereas the buggers are a species separator. In simple terms, Jesus was a child of woman`s seed, while homosexuality in pederasty for war was a sign of I, `The Bugs`, who millions of years ago had come to Earth on my gas cloud to infect the saurians and clip their wings, so that they couldn`t leave Earth through the advanced technology of starships, like the USS Enterprise in Star Trek, so causing the marooned saurians to inveigle their way into the human host womb of the futanarian species of woman`s seed. Enslaving the human race for homosexuality in pederasty for war, I, `The Bugs`, entertained my parasitoid evil nature that had spread across the cosmos, and passed through several species on its way here. After a split, in which my lead guitarist, Billy Bugoid, left to form `The Buggers` with Frog drummer, Roget Abbit, it became evident that the human futanarian species of woman`s seed was itself split from its own race by homosexuality in pederasty for war. The way that `The Buggers` split from `The Bugs` was paradigmatic of the way that the buggers separated the human host from the human host womb to take the place of the fertilizing agent, and replace it with itself as a viral parasitoid devourer - on bass.

 Just as Satan wanted Eve`s eyes to see him, rather than Adam, so churchmen wanted to instruct couples, like fathers with children, because they wanted their eyes to look at them, rather than each other, which is what Socialism and Capitalism was. There are social eyes, and capital eyes, that is, eyes for socialization, and eyes to be capitalized upon, which the slaver wanted to see slavishly accepting them, and that`s why the human futanarian species of woman`s seed doesn`t figure in the plans of the Socialist and the Capitalist. If women`s eyes were for each other, the slave system of Socialism and Capitalism wouldn`t be able to coerce the women into slavish acceptance of its edicts.  Consequently, eye contact is a form of demoniacal possession, whereby the women are coerced into accepting men, rather than each other, whereas women are the host womb of the human futanarian species of woman`s seed. When women look in the mirror, they`re taught to look for what is attractive to men and themselves, but it doesn`t occur to them to look to what they see in the mirror to be the mirror of what they look to fertilize their ovum, whereas that`s what futanarian woman`s seed are for them.  Or, in other words, their eyes are the mirror of their species`, whereas men`s are the image of the alien parasitoid devourer; if unredeemed by Jesus` teaching about woman`s seed.

 Despite appearances to the contrary, Playboy was for women who don`t like men, that is, it`s for the `remnant` of human futanarian woman`s seed; as are all of the other magazines featuring naked women posing alone. Of course, the pornographic magazines and videos also featured vivid descriptions of the way in which the human host womb was slaved by the parasitoid alien devourer. Images of bondage, domination and sado-masochism (BDSM) were basically women given over to animal trainers, while women fucking dogs, or having hamsters put up their anuses, etc., were descriptions of what the alien mind could think up in terms of human degradation.

 For March, 2016, Playboy magazine`s publisher, Hugh Hefner, decided to have its traditionally naked models put their clothes on for the photoshoots featured, but diluting the masturbation fantasy for women with cocks seemed sadistic, rather than moralistic. It seemed more likely that the absence of female nudity within the covers of Playboy magazine until March, 2017, was a misogynistic move against women who might be considered as wanting to be seen in the center pages with their cocks out.

 It didn`t seem logical to human imagination to sexually prefer dog-fucking, and BDSM animal trainers, to women who look like Danielle Loyd, with their cocks out in the pages of Playboy, when magazines like Larry Flint`s Hustler (1974-) made their money from featuring `lesbian` scenes between women without cocks but with dildos, and women being fucked in graphic descriptions of misogynist host womb slavery for the alien parasitoid devourer to enjoy as an hors d`oeuvre before the next main action, WWIII (1945-), which would doubtless feature the lame brained offspring of `making the beast with two backs`. Explaining to women that they`re homosexuals, and afterwards explaining that they hammer the sexuals women produce for being sexuals, was how the essential alien sterility of the host womb enslaving parasitoid devourer was going to be warring against the `remnant` of woman`s seed.

 

Teacher, Teasers, Suckers, and Eaters

 

At the end of the 21st century, the New Economics was becoming clear to all. It`d taken over church and state imperceptibly over the previous 2000 years since the teach her, Jesus: `Love your neighbor as you love yourself.` (Mk: 12. 31) The instigator, Judas, had spied Jesus being `anointed` by a woman with expensive perfume, spikenard. Judas` spy canard was that, as a `disciple` of `the Messiah`, `Christ`, which meant `the chosen`, amongst the Jews, who were then living in Palestine occupied by the soldiers of the Empire of Rome, and who called themselves the `chosen people` of God`s Bible, stealing from the collection plate, after a sermon by `the Master`, wasn`t enough to feed Judas, and the other eleven `disciples`, so the `expensive perfume` should be sold to raise money. Jesus, however, objected that the `anointer` was valuable: `Leave her alone.` (Mk: 14. 6) Notifying the Jewish religious police, the Pharisees, of the teach her, Jesus` liking for the woman`s `anointing`, Judas was given `thirty pieces of silver` by them for the information, and Jesus was given over to the soldiers of Rome as a `dissident` Jewish teach her. The Romans took Jesus to the hill of Calvary outside the city of Jerusalem, where he was nailed to a cross of wood, and left there to die. After his death, the teach her, Jesus, experienced Resurrection and Ascension to heaven. His disciple, Peter, `the Rock`, as Jesus named him before his demise, became `Pope`, the `spiritual leader` of the church in Rome, Italy. The church almost immediately began to split into factions. Some were supportive of the `teaser` philosophy, which was that members of the congregation should seek a `big anointing`, which would result in their spending copious amounts of dosh on church activities. Those members who had the biggest `annoying things` would be most liable to the `teasings`, which would occur both spiritually, and secularly, inside and outside the church environs, as the New Gospel`s `bread`.

 At what came to be known as the `Last Supper` before his crucifixion, Jesus had given `bread and wine`, as symbols of his `body and blood`, because he was futanarian, and he wanted to make an instant, and simple distinction, between `foot` and `food` that all could easily digest, and regurgitate in the transubstantiation ritual, whereby the petitioner received from the officiate, during the church service, a wafer of bread, and a sip of wine from the chalice, which represented the difference between `food` and `foot`. Jesus` mother, the Virgin Mary, had birthed `the chosen`, uncontaminated by male semen, which was why the iconography of the Roman church depicted Mary crushing the head of the serpent with her foot, a symbol of the strength of the brainpower of futanarian woman`s seed in comparison to that of the `serpent`s seed`, which is why the distinction between `food` and `foot` was so important insofar as it forbade, both symbolically and literally, the eating of the `foot` of the woman, that is, it made woman`s seed a protected branch of the human species. In the Old Testament of the Bible, which was the history and law of the Jewish `chosen people`, that is, their Torah and Talmud, before the New Testament of Jesus` teaching, which was Christianity`s addition, and the Jews hadn`t been asked first, God told Eve, the first woman, that her `seed` would have `enmity` with the `serpent`s seed`: `You shall crush the head of the serpent with your foot, but he will bruise your heel.` (Gen: 3. 15) Jesus` Resurrection and Ascension to heaven prefigured the colonization of the planets amongst the stars above the Earth by futanarian woman`s seed lifted from host womb enslavement in parasitism to the unredeemed `serpent`s seed` of men by her own brains` powers to devise starships to take her there. Without brains, the human futanarian species of woman`s seed would limp brain damaged into extinction, so it was essential that Jesus` distinction between `food` and `foot`, that is, `food` and futanarian humanity, was inculcated simply amongst the Christian congregations who, after the German National Socialist (Nazi) Party was elected in 1933, instead killed upwards of 20, 000, 000 of Jesus` futanarian `chosen people`, that is, the Jews, and stacked them like logs in the death camps they`d built for that very purpose before incineration.

 It was Jewish tradition that a Jew could only be born from a woman, that is, women were Jews, so Jesus` mother, the Virgin Mary, who could self-fertilize herself as a futanarian woman with semen of her own, was a Jew, and `Christ` meant `the chosen`, because Jesus was a Jew too, who called himself `the son of man`, because he was the child of a woman who was a Jew, and who`d birthed him uncontaminated by male semen, because she didn`t want a `lame brain`. The split in the church was divisive. On one hand, were the `teasers`, who felt that, if there was a `big annoying thing`, it could be persuaded to spend more dosh on the church, and its environs, through teasing, whereas the suckers` faction believed that, when `a  big annoying thing was revealed under them`, and they couldn`t `reach out`, because their hands were tied by the specter of adultery, they should smoke cigarettes instead, despite Jesus` explanation to the Jewish religious police, the Pharisees, before they had him killed as a `dissident` Jew, when a woman was brought before him allegedly caught inflagrante delecto, `Let he who is without sin cast the first stone at her.` (John: 8. 7) Jesus` method was to tease out the truth from the situation, like a detective inspector, who persuaded the criminals to admit to their guilt, and leave the jury unable to make any but the deduction that the evidence pointed to. If woman`s seed could sexually reproduce her own species` brainpower, then women were a separate and distinct species, which Jesus was a member of through his birth uncontaminated by male semen from his mother, the Virgin Mary. Consequently, men were the adulterating `serpent`s seed` that poisoned the human futanarian race of women, who were the parasites` host. According to parasitology, the parasite that emerged from the host to kill it was termed `parasitoid`, which is what lame brained human nature did in its wars upon the Earth: `The dragon was wroth with the woman and went to make war on the remnant of her seed.` (Rev: 12. 17) Grown in strength since its days as a serpent in the paradise of heaven on Earth that was Eden, the serpent grew to become a `red dragon`, which the suckers` faction amongst the Christian churches believed was a consequence of smoking, and that was due to the sexual repression of woman`s seed, which was deemed immoral for wanting to `roll her own`, as it were, as she couldn`t find anyone else to reach down and lift hers up, without being accused of adultery. Consequently, the suckers` faction amongst the church congregations had to help themselves, which was the basis of their separation from the teasers` faction, and the origin of the debate about whether giving oneself `head` was religiously practicable as a form of worship.

 The eaters` faction amongst the Christian church at the beginning of the 21st century, were led by Anita, who`d been told in a vision by the disciple, John, who`d written the prophetic Revelation of the future that was also contained in the New Testamnet of the Bible, and that depicted war upon the Earth, between woman`s seed and the `red dragon`, `Pray Anita!` Anita it was that roused the Christian congregations with the cry, `Pray!` And many of the members would cry aloud too,  Anita!` Obviously, this wasn`t apropos to a certain extent, because the aim wasn`t to become a `brain eater`. However, as an apocryphal text on the life of a Jesus suggested he`d once muttered under his breath: `But the result was pretty much how it all went down, man.` Having eaten the women`s penis, by denying its existence, and sexually repressing all knowledge of it, except in monstrously mythic terms, for example, as recorded in Ovid`s Metamorphoses, the Danaid women in Greek mythology were forced into marriage, that is, ring slavery, by Hercules, with a big club that he used to bash in the brains of the many headed female Hydra that was protecting them, to illustrate that men had effectively eaten all of the women`s brains. As a result, men of the `serpent`s seed` were primarily associated with the eaters` faction, despite the efforts of Saint Anita to dissociate herself from the heresy, and persuade the saintly men of the church to accept Jesus` teaching of Redemption.

 Redemption was a thorny issue, because of what God had said to Satan, the angel God had expelled from heaven, and turned into the serpent in Eden, for rejecting God`s plan that the human host should be greater than the heavenly host. Eve, like Mary, and the first woman created by God, was tempted by the serpent to `eat of the fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil`, which it was death to taste, and abjure the `fruit of the tree of life, which was immortality, so dooming her race to ephemeral ignorance in brainless unconsciousness. Although God`s creation of Adam, the first man, was used by the eaters` faction to support their contention that men were superior to women, because God created man in God`s own image, according to Genesis, research suggested that Adam was in fact a futanarian woman with `seed` of her own and that the biblical narrative of Eve being born from the rib or side of Adam was a euphemism designed by pedophiles for children to read; as they didn`t want anyone to know that the futanarian race of woman`s seed could self-fertilize to produce brains enough to escape from the pedophiles: who wanted to play `war games` with their children forever in torment and torture. In fact, Jesus` crucifixion, while Tiberius was Emperor of Rome, was an instance of pedophile activity. With his hands and feet pierced by nails, it would be possible for a god, as the Emperor Tiberius was purported to be, to attach strings to the cross, and Jesus` extremities, so as to manipulate the figure as a puppeteer would, or an adult with a child, or smaller man, that had strings similarly attached to hands, feet, and `a wooden cross to make it dance and sing, etc.`, as it doubtless would say on the box lid in the toy store.

 The teasers, the suckers, and the eaters` factions, within the Christian church, could be perceived as a corruption of Jesus` teaching of Redemption, whereby woman`s seed had to be accepted as equal to men`s; if men were to have Redemption. Pope Pius XI, in 1950, had made the dogma of the Assumption of the Virgin Mary into heaven, bodily, church doctrine, because women were adulterated by unredeemed men`s `seed`, and so had Redemption by virtue of the simple fact that they were women, whereas men still had a lot of work to do. As God told Eve, Adam would `labor`, whereas she would experience `labor pain`, that is, after Jesus` birth uncontaminated by male semen from his mother, the Virgin Mary, woman`s seed was Redemption, and men had a lot of brain work to do; if they were to convert from their original sin of presupposing that they were superior to women by virtue of the `big lie` that they hadn`t exterminated the `seed` of Eve`s human futanarian species of woman`s seed and that theirs had been the only penis in Eden. From the evidence, it seemed more than likely that the angels of God represented an earlier saurian evolution upon the Earth, which was reptilian, and many of the reptiles had wings, which suggested that the `red dragon` was, at least metaphorically, a `winged` and `fallen angel`, because men`s `seed` had produced such magnanimous gestures upon the Earth as US` President Richard Milhouse Nixon`s `carpet bombing ` of Cambodia, during the 1970s, and the 21st century`s `stealth B1` and `B2 Spirit` bombers that could do the same thing without being seen, and obviously corresponded to John`s `beasts` of Revelation; as the arms race to improve upon the previous weapons of mass destruction gathered impetus from what already had emerged from the lame brains` limp: `The second beast was given power to give breath to the image of the first beast, so that the image could speak and cause all who refused to worship the image to be killed.` (Rev: 13. 15) Since ancient Greece, women`s host wombs had been institutionally enslaved by homosexuals in pederasty for war, which is why `limp` was the most apt description of men`s lame brained enthusiasm for self-destruction. It wasn`t so much that they were limp in the presence of women, but that women wanted women to remain erect in their presence, and the lame brained excuse was that men would rather kill women`s children in wars to maintain their limp excuse.

 In extinguishing the woman`s penis, and celebrating its extinction through the `smoking` of phalloid `secrets`, irredeemable men had preferred lame brained limpness in war against women, rather than lift their sexual repression of woman`s seed, which had been going on relatively unobtrusively since the early days of Hollywood and the Jews stacked like logs beside the incinerators. The district of the city of Los Angeles, on the west coast of the state of California, United States of America, where the first movie, Old California, was made by director D. W. Griffith in 1910, rapidly had become the capital of the Earth`s film industry. In 1930, before National Socialist (Nazi) leader, Adolf Hitler, declared himself dictator in Germany, although Benito Mussolini of Italy had been the fascist dictator there since the Rome election of 1922, the President of the Motion Picture Producers and Distributors of America (MPPDA), Will Hays, established the `Hays code`, which forbade woman`s seed from raising her futanarian `foot` from the cutting room floor of the editing room that had become the Earth`s mass media propaganda ministry, Hollywood, capital of the New Empire: `...  women, in love scenes, [should] at all times have `at least one foot on the floor` (in other words, no love scenes in bed).` Because the Japanese had a tradition of binding women`s feet so they couldn`t run, and which by the early 21st century had led to sado-masochistic `manga` animations in magazines and in movies called `futanari`, it was evident that global hatred for the human species of woman`s seed had been going on at least since the serpent, Satan, as representative of an earlier saurian evolution on the planet Earth during the Mesozoic period of its history 248 M.a., and before hominid evolution properly began 220 M.a., in the Jurassic period of Earth`s prehistoric timeline. During the war to see which of the fascist nations would have the ascendancy, the US dropped atomic bombs on the Japanese cities of Hiroshima and Nagasaki on 6 and 8 August 1945, which was a huge success for the eaters in the Christian church, who consumed a huge number of Japanese `futanari` women in one gulp, before they could unwrap their feet and run away.

 The US` victory led to its `carpet bombing` of Cambodia, because it was a communist government there, and it was the belief in Communism that everyone should be brainless, like everyone else, so the Russian communist war leader, Joseph Stalin, had built `labor camps`, which were the same as those built by fascist Japan, as they invaded the countries nearest to theirs, and Nazi Germany`s, except that the Nazis labeled theirs `death camps` after a while, and gave up the pretense of using `forced labor` as an excuse for killing people in an evil parasitoid nature sort of way. Although Communism, which had been formulated as a socio-economic philosophy by German, Karl Marx, in Das Kapital (1848), `from each according to his ability to each according to his needs,` was defined as `godless`, the eaters` faction in the Christian church perceived that it actually corresponded to Brain Eater`s vision, as she was known, although in the west Capitalism insisted that capitalists weren`t the same as everyone else, even though they might be similarly brainless, but the other brainless should work for them as slaves, which is why they were kept in brainlessness, lest they develop more brains than their brainless capitalist enslavers, and learn how to run and escape from bondage. The Jews, of course, had known about bondage for a long time, having been kept in slavery in ancient Egypt by Pharaoh, Thutmoses III, until God promised a land, Palestine, and their exodus began. Interestingly, the narrative of Moses and Joshua, who led the Jews, appears in the Koran (610-30 C.E.) also, which was reputedly given to Mohamed by the angels of God. Judaism was founded by Isaac, son of Abraham, whose wife, Sara, barren thereafter, gave her maid, `the Egyptian woman`, Hajer, to Abraham, and Hajer bore Ishmael, who founded Islam, which means `accept`, through his descendant, Mohamed. The believers in the Koran are called Moslems, which means `acceptance`, and the Koran is the permission for marriages of four wives that Judeo-Christianity believed was an attempt to retroactively legitimize the birth of Ishmael, whereas in fact it afforded the possibility of the human species of futanarian woman`s seed being able to sexually reproduce within the family.

 In `The Cave`, chapter 18 of the Koran, `Al Khaf`, Moses is depicted being angry with Joshua for losing their supper, `a fish`, by the Red Sea, which God parted for the Jews, according to the Old Testament of the Bible, when they were pursued by the Egyptian Pharaoh`s army, so that they could run, and escape from bondage to the promised land, Palestine. After the fish is lost by Joshua, who went on to fight the battle of Jericho, when the Jews arrived in Palestine, and found it occupied by the Phoenicians, the figure of Khidr appears, who says that he will teach Moses and Joshua for as long as he can, but if they can`t bear with him, then he`ll leave. Khidr proceeds to rebuild a wall, which is obviously a metaphor for the upcoming battle, where the walls were brought tumbling down, according to the Old Testament, by Joshua`s ordering his army to blow their trumpets. Most people interpret this as Moslems being antipathetical towards Jews, but Khidr explains that, beneath the wall, is `treasure`, and the people who`re knocking the wall down aren`t ready yet to rediscover it, which is a metaphor for woman`s seed, and God is represented in the Bible as being very much concerned that she remain hidden: `.. so that she might fly to the place prepared for her in the wilderness, where she would be taken care of for a time, times and half a time, out of the serpent's reach.` (Rev: 12. 14) Consequently, Khidr`s next act is to kill a child he says is evil, and then he knocks holes inside ships before embarking in vessel, because he says that there were slavers behind them, and they would have caught up; if he hadn`t disabled those ships.

 In Islam, it`s traditional for Moslem women to wear the one-piece coverall of the burka in public, so that men`s eyes can`t see their bodies, which are those of the hidden `remnant` of the human futanarian species of woman`s seed. Moses and Joshua are hidebound and can`t see the wisdom in Khidr`s actions, which are typified by Joshua`s battle for Jericho, which is a sign and a symptom of men`s lame brained limpness, whereby the sexual reproduction of human brainpower through woman`s seed is deemed an irrelevance, whereas invasion isn`t. The model is that of ancient Greece, where women`s host wombs were institutionally enslaved for homosexuality in pederasty for war. In the Greek poet Homer`s Iliad (760-10 B.C.), the Greeks build a huge hollow wooden horse, which the Trojans take into their city, and the Greeks emerge to enslave the host wombs of the women; to spread their contagion of war further. By the late 20th century, the principle of homosexual invasion had led to the emergence of the `incurable killer disease`, HIV/AIDS, spread by men`s mixing of blood, shit and semen in each other’s anuses; in mockery of women`s mode of human futanarian sexual reproduction. In short, the alien prefers invasion, which is represented by the child Khidr kills, because it`s `parasitoid`, and would kill the true child of the human futanarian species of woman`s seed: `The dragon stood before the woman who was about to give birth, to devour her child the moment it was born.` (Rev: 12. 4) Khidr explains that the principle to be embraced is flight, whereas what the `serpent`s seed` has taught is war. By the early 21st century, the modern successors to the Greeks, the `geeks`, with their `bad machine code`, were infecting machine brains that stored the knowledge of the `remnant` to prevent human futanarian woman`s seed from developing medical science and technology to confer immortality, so enhancing the species` brainpower to run their own race`s escape from the evil alien parasitoid nature imprisoning them on Earth as slaves for war waging; to leave for the colonizing of the planets amongst the stars of heaven above.

 The teasers and the suckers felt that their share of the salami was assured, whether it was socialism or capitalism, because the brainless would remain so, and there`d always be room for them at the church, where the teasers and the suckers could really get to work on a `big annoying thing`, and implement their conversion from sin procedure, whereby the sinner became repentant, and the eaters could get to work on making sure that there wouldn`t be any intelligent children raised more than a foot off the ground, before the puppeteers with their wooden crosses were installed, as their fathers above, manipulating the strings to get them to entertain in `war games` and suchlike innocent bloodinesses, that the `snuff movie` moguls of Hollywood, `Babylon`, had banned woman`s seed for; to delight the evil parasitoid natures that didn`t care for anything except pederasty and making the littler buggers die for it: `Mystery, Babylon the great, mother of harlots and of the abominations of the Earth.` (Rev: 17. 5) Babylon, `a woman` of the Bible, who gave her name to the capital city of the Persian Empire (c. 4000 B.C.), epitomized host womb slavery in parasitism for wars waged by an evil parasitoid nature for its entertainment: `Your candle burned out long before; your legend ever did.` By the late 20th century, lyrics like these from Elton John`s pop music song, `Candle In The Wind`, underscored the snuff movie ethos, whereby `babes` of Hollywood, `Babylon`, like `sex symbol` Marilyn Monroe, were `found dead in the nude` and penisless, because that`s how the unredeemed men of the west wanted the remains of the human futanarian species of woman`s seed to be found.

 When the terrorist group, Al Qaeda, `the stump`, operating under the auspices of the notoriously misogynist Taliban regime of Afghanistan, hijacked civil airliners to crash them into the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center in New York city, New York state, USA, on September 11, 2001, it was a move to establish `rough trade`, that is, that `brutality and violence` associated with homosexuality in pederasty for war against `woman`s seed `, beneath her burkas in the Middle East, where the Moslem women in the deserts of Islam were most difficult to reach for the `serpent`s seed` of Satanism. The US` army deposed the Taliban in December 2001, and invaded Iraq in March, 2003, to depose dictator, Saddam Hussein, who`d publically offered more bases to Al Qaeda, `the stump`, in Iraq. When he was replaced by Abu Bakr Al Baghdadi, who declared an Independent Levant, which included Palestine, without the consent of the Jews, of course, his Independent State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS), was the antithesis of the sun goddess, Isis, of Egyptian mythology, who was represented as remembering the dismembered god, Osiris, when he was cut up into pieces by Set, his evil brother, and giving him a new penis, which was a euphemism for Jesus` later teaching of Redemption through woman`s seed. Osiris was depicted as the incarnation of the sun god, Ra, upon the Earth, who reascended to heaven as Horus, `the sky god`, who took the form of a hawk, and in the Christian Revelation John sees Jesus` Resurrection and Ascension, which is that of woman`s seed, as being similarly winged: `The woman was given the two wings of a great eagle, so that she might fly to the place prepared for her.` (Rev: 12. 14) Horus was the Egyptian equivalent of Jesus, because dismembered by his evil brother, Set, he received a new penis from Isis, the sun goddess, as Jesus received a new penis, uncontaminated by male semen, from his mother, the Virgin Mary, that is, he was a redemptive symbol of men`s acceptance of the Resurrection and Ascension to heaven of futanarian woman`s seed, which was to come again; if the cockeaters didn`t finish their meal.

 

Eyes See Bug Eyed Monsters (ICBMS)

 

The aliens are here, and are comedically in control of the Earth. First there was Mars Attacks (1996), a film produced as an alien manifesto, in which the big green brains from Mars with their bug eyes arrived in flying saucers to take charge of the socio-political system carefully constructed over previous millennia by other aliens that were already here. First, there`d been Star Whores, a movie based on the concept that Hollywood, labeled `Babylon`, `a woman` of the Bible, who`d perforce given her name to the capital city of the Persian Empire, Babylon (c. 4000 B.C.), was representative of the host womb of a human species enslaved for homosexuality in pederasty for war, which was institutionalized by the ancient Greeks, so that they could wage war for the entertainment of their mutually alien natures in disagreement with the Persian Empire over who got the cream over their cornflakes at breakfast, or some other matter of global significance. Although the Martians were blamed later for everything related to invasions, because of H. H. Wells` seminal The War Of The Worlds (1897) novel, in which the prototypical `bug-eyed monsters`, now standard fare in science fiction stories, plan to invade the Earth for eons, before finally arriving with their war machines` and  their `heat ray`, a single huge eye on an optic nerve resembling a power cable attached to a closed circuit television (CCTV) lense, but which burned to a cinder anything it look at in its ire, men had been blaming each other for invading other peoples, when they looked comfortable and unembarrassed, since time immemorial, and the perception of alien invasions was simply a description of their own activity, which was designed to persuade the children that they weren`t the miserable buggers everyone knew they were:

 `No one would have believed in the last years of the nineteenth century that this world was being watched keenly and closely by intelligences greater than man's and yet as mortal as his own; that as men busied themselves about their various concerns they were scrutinized and studied, perhaps almost as narrowly as a man with a microscope might scrutinize the transient creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water. With infinite complacency men went to and fro over this globe about their little affairs, serene in their assurance of their empire over matter. It is possible that the infusoria under the microscope do the same. No one gave a thought to the older worlds of space as sources of human danger, or thought of them only to dismiss the idea of life upon them as impossible or improbable. It is curious to recall some of the mental habits of those departed days. At most terrestrial men fancied there might be other men upon Mars, perhaps inferior to themselves and ready to welcome a missionary enterprise. Yet across the gulf of space, minds that are to our minds as ours are to those of the beasts that perish, intellects vast and cool and unsympathetic, regarded this earth with envious eyes, and slowly and surely drew their plans against us.`

 By the late 1950s, the science fiction community of writers were warning that human eyes see bug-eyed monsters, because it was an acronym for very shy men, who were too embarrassed to see people before they destroyed them, ICBMs, or they were too cowardly to want to be seen, and so had developed intercontinental ballistic missiles (ICBMs) to disguise the fact that, after an alien invasion, human eyes see bug-eyed monsters (ICBMs) everywhere, because the BEMs are looking to complete their self-imposed task of exterminating the human race, before it can run to escape from its alien pogromers to colonize the planets amongst the stars of God`s heaven above the Earth. The truly bizarre belief was that men were the saviors of the Earth, whereas they were the aliens exterminating its human populations since time immemorial. Having snorted the women`s balls, which was an ancient African practice whereby the mana or power of the hated individual  was ingested by showing the testes up each  nostril and waiting for the testosterone to take effect upon the brain, the misogynist addicts had smoked the women`s penis. Those who defined themselves as bucho males were in fact `man haters` because, as Jesus said, `I am the son of man,` by which he meant that he was the child of his mother, the Virgin Mary, as he was born uncontaminated by male semen, which was how the alien bred man after they`d snorted her balls and smoked her penis. In parasitology, the parasite that emerges from the host in order to kill it is termed `parasitoid`, which is what men were in their extinguishing of man. Smoking phalloid cigarettes of course was their secret celebration of the extinction of man, `whose balls had long since been ingested up the nasal cavities, and whose penis `seed` had long since disappeared; with only men`s smoking guns there to show that she`d been smoked down her its butt: by an alien parasitoid consciousness called Satan` - as a popular ballad of the period noted in its music and lyrics. Just where the alien originated was difficult to discern, but the Bible had no doubts about it, it was a reptile. Saurians, of course, had preceded hominid, that is, human evolution from simians, if such a thing were believable, by approximately 28 million years, which was quite a long time in planetary concerns. The winged reptiles were in power around 248 M.a., during the Mesozoic period, whereas simian evolution began around 220 M.a., so the winged saurians could correspond to what the Bible describes as angelic intelligences that, once evolved, removed themselves from Earth`s environs to colonize the planets amongst the stars and the biblical narrative of Satan as the `serpent`s seed` represents the fallen angelic consciousness that sought to enslave humanity by becoming an evil parasitoid parasite upon the host womb of the species.

 According to the story Satan offered Eve, the first woman, death in ephemerality and unconsciousness for her descendants in exchange for the power to wage war to entertain the devils, who were the `rebel angels` that left heaven with Satan in rejection of God`s plan that the human host would be greater than the angelic. Although the episode is largely symbolic, Eve accepted `the fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil`, rather than the `tree of life`, which was God`s offer of immortality, and after Eve and the first man, Adam, who likely as not was a self-fertilizing futanarian woman, which is why she`s depicted as having Eve born from her rib, or side, were expelled by God from the paradise of heaven on Earth that was Eden where God had placed them when they`d been created by God, God told Eve her `seed` would have `enmity` with the `serpent`s seed` before Redemption would occur: `You shall crush the head of the serpent with your foot, but he will bruise your heel.` (Gen: 3. 15) In Christianity, Jesus` mother, the Virgin Mary, was depicted crushing the head of the serpent with her foot, because she was a futanarian woman and so Jesus had better brains than the Satanists. When the Romans took Jesus to the hill of Calvary to kill him because Judas was worried that he might sexually reproduce with a woman that the treacherous former disciple had discovered him with, Jesus died after being nailed to a wooden cross and left there. However, Jesus` experience of Resurrection and Ascension to heaven prefigured the rising again of women through woman`s seed to escape from the ball snorting alien that had was smoking their race to extinguishment, while Satan`s spayed piled derision on her: `It also forced all people, great and small, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on their right hands or on their foreheads, so that they could not buy or sell unless they had the mark, which is the name of the beast or the number of its name. This calls for wisdom. Let the person who has insight calculate the number of the beast, for it is the number of a man. That number is 666.` (Rev: 13. 16-18) The prophetic Revelation of Jesus` disciple, John, derived from Jesus` basic teaching: `Love your neighbor as you love yourself.` (Mk: 12. 31) Women couldn`t love each other physically because the Roman Empire then occupying Jewish Palestine were the male brained manifestation of the ball snorter of woman`s seed, which was smoking her out of her holes there. The manufacture of the human race as a single male brained creature wearing each other’s clothes in `TV` transvestism for the entertainment of the alien parasitoid devourer of the native species of the Earth had resulted in at least 33.3 % of the gene pool`s extinguishment, that is, the human futanarian woman, which left 66.6% `TV` for the alien to watch killing itself as home entertainment once the television `TV` machine had been invented by John Logie Baird in 1926, and Jesus` disciple, John, obviously wanted to dissociate himself from his namesake, whose description of men and women as `beasts` fitted the description of the ball snorting smoker of woman`s seed: `The second beast was given power to give breath to the image of the first beast, so that the image could speak and cause all who refused to worship the image to be killed.` (Rev: 13. 15) As a `TV`, men and women were the `beasts` that encouraged their parasitoid alien devourer to devour itself in the image of them that it`d possessed, which was the sin that Jesus wanted them to convert from in order that they should be redeemed.

 With the televised extinction of woman`s seed by homosexuality in pederasty for war, the alien parasitoid had only the `remnant` of woman`s seed to snort and smoke: `And the dragon was wroth with the woman and went to make war on the remnant of her seed.` (Rev: 12. 17) Homosexuality in pederasty for war had taken over the Earth and the `incurable killer disease`, HIV/AIDS, emerged out of Africa at the end of the 20th century as a consequence of ball snorting the `remnant` of man`s brainpower for mana, that is, power ingested nasally through futanarian humanity`s testes, which is what Satan had originally proposed to Eve and Adam; as their species` farmer in animal husbandry: Men cursed the God of heaven for their pains and their sores, but refused to repent of what they had done.` (Rev: 16. 11) What they`d done was worship Satan by ensuring that the woman was spayed, which was the identifying `mark of the beast`, without which no one could `buy or sell`, that is, a pin code based on gender regulation. In South America, it`s traditional to make piñata, usually pigs, which are full of treats, and they`re hit with a stick at parties until they break, then the treats are revealed. Mafia `hit men` called their guns `rods`, because Jesus `Christ`, `the chosen`, was described as `ruling with an iron rod` in the New Testament of the Bible, which was his Jewish teaching designed to supplement the original Old Testament, that is, the history and law of God`s `chosen people`, the Torah and Talmud. The Jews believed in sheol, a place of broken pots, which was a euphemism for the damned, who couldn`t have Ascension to heaven, but instead remained as soulless shells that could be broken, like piñata, from the point of view of Mafiosi, and so they `hit` people who worked for a living, and took what they had, because obviously those who remained on Earth were piñata pigs and that was what they were for. The police were called `pigs` by the criminals, because that`s what they wanted to do with them, although Jesus had explained that the legions of Rome then occupying Palestine were `pigs`, because they were the police of the Empire, which was confusing but explicable. Meeting a man on the road near Gadarene, the man old him, `My name is Legion.` Jesus ordered the demons to leave the man, but they asked to be allowed to enter into a herd of pigs, which Jesus permitted, and the pigs promptly ran off a cliff and drowned in the sea, because that was the effect that the legions of Rome had on people that didn`t want to be possessed. From the Roman mafia`s perspective, they`d lost a piñata shell, that is, the man on the road near Gadarene encountered by Jesus, who could go on working for his own living without fear of being made into one of the damned in Sheol `hit` by the Mafiosi until he broke, so they could steal what he`d won for himself from his labors.

 God had told Eve her `seed` would have Redemption, but Adam must labor, while she`d experience labor pain. Eve`s labors were ended with the birth of Jesus, `the chosen` futanarian `foot` amongst `the chosen` Jewish people, whose belief  that a Jew could only be born from a Jewish woman was a traditional way of saying that futanarian woman`s seed was humanity`s. Men were the `seed` of futanarian Adam, whereas Satan`s was the reptiloid `serpent`s seed` of the human species` host womb enslaver for its parasitoid entertainment of pederasty for war. Men`s labor would be to covert in repentance from their sin of brainlessness for their children as playthings to torture and torment in pedophilia, whereas Pope Pius XI`s acceptance of the doctrine of the Assumption of the Virgin Mary into heaven, bodily, as church dogma in 1950, meant that women were perceived as adulterated by men`s `seed`. They couldn`t be accused of adultery as the `remnant` of the human futanarian race for colonizing the planets amongst the stars eternally heaven bound. Jesus` disciple, Peter, `the rock upon who I will build my church`, as Jesus labeled him, with a sticker and a felt tip pen, had been the first of the papal dynasty that declared the Virgin innocent of adultery with God in 1950, although men who espoused the `serpent`s seed` of Satan and slavery would still have Judgment Dave to answer to for their ball snorting of woman`s seed, and making heroine cigarettes out of her to smoke elegantly with tooled precision from their telescopic sniper`s rifles in out of the way locales like Kosovo, in the farmer`s Yugoslavia, and Sue and Dan`s farmer region of Darfur in West Africa, where HIV/AIDS originated as the biblical `blood plague` (Rev: 11. 6) dripping from the nostrils of elitist pederasts, known as `The Testicle Crowd` amongst African tribespeoples, such as the Massai, who `became men` by `killing lions`, and so indicated their preference for the testes of a species not discernibly related to put up their nose in full knowledge of what they were doing: `Tha knows.` -  an expression typically used in Yorkshire slang corresponding, for those who haven`t been in the nose, to `you know`.

 In the English county dialect of Yorkshire, there`s a similar practice amongst men of the tribe who refer to each other as `that nose` during colloquial speechifying, because the original human personality has long been subsumed in the course of history; leaving only the nasal orifice as a signal sign of the need for social regeneration after the excesses of the past when it comes to abuse of the ol` factory system with its `smoking chimneys`, etc., and which was immortalized in the great poem about England`s Industrial Revolution, `Jerusalem`, written by William Blake in 1808 and, set to music by Hubert Parry in 1916, and that became a national hymn, with the famous lyric: `And was Jerusalem builded here, among these dark Satanic Mills?` It`s still possible to buy aniseed balls in the sweetshops, as a treat, and to sentimentally reminisce about the halycon days of the discovery of horse power, and how that led to the invention of the motor car, as T.S. Eliot`s Mrs Equitone once reputedly observed to no one particularly, while Eliot`s `dragon` was writing `The Wasteland` (1920), on the subject of England`s degenerate state, subsequent to the carnage inflicted on the nation by the German thirst for Empire in what came to be known as World War One (1914-18), and the English poet was looking for a balanced tone modulated by a calming nasal vibrato symbolized by Mrs Equitone herself, a character in the poem, `Thank you. If you see dear Mrs. Equitone, tell her I bring the horoscope myself: one must be so careful these days.` Careful to ensure that no one knows our future, wherether planned or fated, because we don`t want the pedophiles to know, or they`d bash holes into our feet while nailing us to a wooden puppeteer`s control cross and attach strings through the holes afterwards for the giant that they worship to make us jig and dance by pulling on the strings and manipulating the wooden control cross in the name of Yoffy,`Yoffy lifts a finger and a mouse is there`, who was credited with inventing both the mouse and the PC games` system, in which pedophiles could glory in the extinction of smaller people using their joysticks, while feeling safe, comfortable and warm in their pews watching Yoffy`s children`s TV show made for the British Broadcasting Corporation (BBC), Fingermouse, 1975. Like the Emperor of Rome, Tiberius, during the period when Jesus was crucified, Yoffy was deemed a god by his followers, and many heinous virtual crimes remained committed in his name, although the preceding children`s TV series, Fingerbobs (1972), pointed the finger at the nose as culpritative, which the character, Bod, who was an animation with his own seemingly unintelligble normality, as a show within a show, and who eventually took off with a series of his own, Bod (1975), suggested the advantages of neutrality when one`s spayed everything off.

 The Greek poet, Homer, in his Iliad (760-10 B.C.), narrates of how the Greeks made a huge hollow wooden horse before the walls of Troy, which was the city of its patron goddess, Pallas Athene, whose symbol was the tirelessness of the horse, although it seems likely that the Greeks didn`t bring much horse cavalry with them in their ships from Greece, because they`d snorted all their horse balls. Consequently, the woodenness of the horse before Troy was more than symbolic. When the Greeks emerged from inside the wooden horse, after being taken into the city by the Trojans, who`d thought it was a gift from the goddess, and so were true to the English proverb, `Never look a gift horse in the mouth.` They proceeded to enslave the host wombs of the women for homosexuality in pederasty for war, and to spread their contagion further which, by the late 20th century, had become the parasitoid alien`s `biological weapon`, HIV/AIDS, spread by men`s mixing blood, shit and semen in each other’s anuses in mockery of women`s mode of sexual reproduction, and to ensure women`s faithfulness to men`s ring slaving of the host womb of the human futanarian species of woman`s seed. By the early 21st century, the modern successors to the Greeks, the `geeks` were infecting computer brains with their new virus, `bad machine code`, based on the HIV/AIDS principle of the killer that crawled up the spine to kill the brain, and so prevent human development that would result in the technology needed to escape from humanity`s parasitoid alien devourer to colonize the planets amongst the stars in starships built with the power of the New Brains.

 Brains, the Thunderbirds (1965-66) puppet from 21st Century Television studios` Supermarionation department, was reported as having said that he was, `Looking forward to having his strings cut.` Although TV 21 were reluctant to let one of their biggest stars go, it was mene tekel upharsin, that is, `the writing was on the wall` for the crucifying puppet controllers, with the big budget Hollywood producers releasing Thunderbirds (2004) with non-stringed actors and actresses that looked more fuckable, because they were. Vanessa Hudgens, for example, who had the role of Tin-Tin, although it probably had been, graduated from High School Musical (2006), and Sophie Myles from the long-running Doctor Who (1963-) science fiction alien time-traveler television series` episode, `The Girl In The Fireplace` (2007), in which 18th century France`s Madame De Pompadour was the alien Doctor`s girlfriend, but Sophia now had the role of Lady Penelope with her car, FAB 1, and was an employee of the Thunderbirds, who were the Tracey family on their island, where the International Rescue vehicles were; 1, the rocket, 2, the transporter with its pod (but not with Bod in it), 4, the submarine, and 5 the space station. Tin Tin was Brains` assistant, the brains behind the family`s `save the planet from disaster` ethos, although the name Tin Tin probably refers to the absence of woman`s seed, and therefore of women`s brains, rather than Brains` sterile status as a Christian puppet without balls. Creator Gerry`s wife, Sylvia Anderson, introduced Tin Tin to `redress the balance`, she said, of a `male dominated` cast,  which of course emphasized the absence of the woman`s penis from scripts that were obviously heavily censored by broadcasting conventions, and so Sylvia called her species` model, Tin Tin, in honor of Jesus` mother, the Virgin Mary, while conforming to children`s television conventions of characters with muscular violent ambitions, but no visible testicles, so as to obviate the question from the kids: `What are those for?` Christian parents would be hard put to remain the fountains of virtue that they perceived themselves always to be if they had to explain to their offspring that the puppets lacked testes in fact and that these were balsa wood replications of what farmers raised in the processes of animal husbanding so that the space alien parasitoid devourer that was actually in control of the Earth could shove humanity`s testicles up its nose for the power it conferred as mana.

 In English society, the manor house was a common feature of the landscape, because it traditionally housed the local landowner, who had tenants and was called `lord of the manor`, while criminals often talked about their `manor`, that is, where they lorded it over the locals, who lived under their `protection`, as it were, because they didn`t want `the little people` to think that they `looked down their noses` while snorting and smoking them as mana, which was how the locals were lorded over by the larger hoodlums. David Tennant, the actor who`d had the role of `the doctor` during his 18th century affair with Madame de Pompadour in that episode of the television series, Doctor Who, in which Sophie Myles had the female lead, `The Girl In The Fireplace`, was chosen because his name suggested he was a tenant, and not a `Time Lord` from Gallifray, which was the home of the alien time-traveler, and emphasized the importance for the criminal underworld that tenants understand they aren`t lords, and so resistant to being identified as mana to be snorted and smoked as aliens in an enclave of pseudo-safety. Interestingly, during the 20th century`s period of enclaves and `ethnic cleansing` little attention had been paid to the identity of the Moslem women in Islam who, for example, were incarcerated in `rape camps` by Serb militia during the Bosnian war (1992-5) in order to male brain their future. Islam, `accept`, was founded by Abraham`s son, Ishmael, through his descendant, Mohamed, who received the Koran (610-30 C.E.) from the `angels of God`, according to Islamic tradition, which was used as the basis for the four wives in the marriage of a Moslem, `acceptance`. Judaism was founded by Abraham`s son, Isaac, born of his wife, Sara, who became barren thereafter, and gave her maid, `the Egyptian woman`, Hajer, to Abraham, and Hajer bore Ishmael. Judeo-Christianity taught itself that the four wives of the Moslems in Islam were a retroactive attempt to legitimize Ishmael`s birth from a woman not his wife, Hajer, whereas it was a means to afford the possibility of sexual reproduction for the human futanarian species of woman`s seed within the family. Consequently, the rape camps in Bosnia were places in which the alien produced more of itself to be the lord of the host wombs of the human futanarian species of woman`s seed, whose mana would be lorded over in the time honored misogynist tradition of the smoke veiling the snort from view. Presumably, while the girl was in the fireplace.

 

Warships, Demons, and Dragons

 

`What is slavery?` The young Altairan flipped up his eyelids with the crank that was there for that very special purpose. Actually, he was a denizen of Altair III, an orange brown nondescript world that passenger starships kept almost bumping into, because it wasn`t so decoratively effulgent as Altair IV, which had an indecently silver cloud layer above its blue and green oceans and islands, where the inhabitants swam and caroused amid the submarine terraces of their sushi restauranted boulevards. Looking at it now, he cranked until it was possible to make out some of the islands beneath the silver clouds as they passed over the oceans in the winds that spread the hoary whisps of aged planetary hirsuteness throughout the hemisphere he was admiring. `Slavery?` His companion turned upon the bar stool at which he`d been sipping an Altairan IV ear strangler. `I can`t hear you very well. My ear`s being strangled by the drink. Slavery? Oh! You mean slay free. It was practiced by the many armed demons of the planet Earth several Billi Oms ago.` The younger Altarian was curious, `Billi Om? Is he still on the go? Billi Oming?` `I believe so,` his drinking spout calmed his fears, `like another?` `Yes please, Apeter.  Slavery is slay free. Mm. I cannot comprehend.` `It`s like this, Ajohn. The many armed demons of the planet Earth agreed to kill as many people as possible during their activities. Called armies, because they had so many arms, the many armed demons` law was that they could slay free without punishment. ‘I see, Apeter. So there`s no correlation between slavery, and slay free?` Apeter reached over and cranked shut the lids of Ajohn`s eyes. `Shut up, Ajohn.` It was. Ajohn couldn`t see Altair IV.

 Apeter led Ajohn to the room they didn`t share together, and sat him on the bed. `In ancient Greece, a country of Earth, the host wombs of the women were enslaved for homosexuality in pederasty for war against the Persian Empire of Darius, who invaded Greece, although he didn`t really need any, in 492 B.C., and the Bible had this to say about the capital city of the Persian Empire, Babylon (c. 4000 B.C.), because the Persians did the same thing with Greece as Greece did with women: “Mystery, Babylon the great, mother of harlots and of the abominations of the Earth.”` (Rev: 17. 5) Your namesake, John, wrote his apocalyptic Revelation of the future history of the planet Earth before the events that destroyed that blue and green world. Apeter cranked open Ajohn`s eyes. `The reason our names are prefixed is because we`re abominations descended from the Earth`s, so we keep the prefix to remember, and maintain our vigilance, so that we don`t repeat their mistakes.` Ajohn blinked. I thought it was because we were robots?` `No, that was an Asimovian heresy,` Apeter looked scornful. `The original Earthers were women who could sexually reproduce with each other. It was the earlier saurian evolution that enslaved their wombs for war`s abominations, which is why slavery and slay free are correlated. The womb men born of the `remnant` of woman`s seed were taught that killing was freedom, which made them slaves to the many armed demons with the arms of their armies. At sea their warships were how their worships worshiped their wars, and the saurians soared over the Earth as dragons: “The dragon was wroth with the woman and went to make war on the remnant of her seed.” (Rev: 12. 17)` Apeter injected Ajohn with the sleepy and cranked his eyes shut again.

 Apeter continued speaking, whether Ajohn was listening or not, and it`d be difficult because Apeter had stuck ear plugs in his nose. `John`s Revelation was an addendum to the New Testament of the Bible, a religious narrative. John was the disciple of Jesus, who preached something that was new to his people, the Jews of Jupiter: “Love your neighbor as you love yourself.” (Mk: 12. 31) They`d been trying to, although Jupiter was quite a long way from Earth.  The Jews` tradition was that a Jew could only be born from a Jewess, that is, a Jewish woman, which meant that women were Jews. Jesus was born from his mother, the Virgin Mary, because she was a Jewess, that is, Jesus was woman`s seed, because he didn`t have any father but God. He said so. Iconographically, Mary was depicted crushing the head of a serpent, because her species didn`t want saurian brains.` `Mmmnnnuuuhhhh!` said Ajohn. `The saurians had been the dominant race on Earth for 28 million years before the first humans began to appear, which was plenty of time for them to achieve space travel and colonization of the planets among the stars of heaven above. That was why they were called `angels`, and they had wings.`

 Apeter stuck an audio bud into Ajohn`s ear and adjusted his hypno mike at his throat so as to continue speaking words of wisdom that Ajohn would subconsciously process and be educated in what Apeter had to say when he awoke and Apeter cranked his eyes open pervertedly once again. `Satan was the `fallen angel` of Judaic tradition who, according to the Old Testament of the Bible, that is, their history and law, which is the Talmud and Torah in their Jovian language, rejected God`s plan that the human species be greater than the angelic, so God turned him into a wingless serpent and placed him in the paradise of heaven on Earth that was Eden. Eve, the first woman created by God from the rib or side of Adam, the first man, was tempted by the serpent, Satan, to `eat of the fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil`, which it was death to taste, because Satan didn`t want wings for Eve and Adam, who were a futanarian couple, that is, woman`s seed, and Eve`s birth from Adam was a euphemistically described self-fertilization on the part of a species already under threat of extinction from the saurian Myth Makers, a group of damning slavers who sought to keep the human race in brainless infidelity by having it accept death in war in exchange for that delusory power.`

 `The creator God told Eve her `seed` would be redeemed despite its slavery to the `serpent`s seed` of Satan: `You will crush the head of the serpent with your foot, but he will bruise your heel.` (Gen: 3. 15) When Jesus was taken to the hill of Calvary outside the city of Jerusalem by agents of the Empire of the Romans and nailed to a cross of wood where he died but experienced Resurrection and Ascension to heaven above the Earth it prefigured that of woman`s seed, and here we are!` Apeter closed Ajohn`s mouth and gave the key a twist to make sure his mouth would remain so before leaving the cabin by the door and, slamming it as hard as he could, because it didn`t make any difference to the drugged Ajohn, strolled softly along the carpeted corridor to his own cabin, where he lay awake for a while listening to the sussurations of space as the winds of Altair sloshed the craft about. `In Christian iconography, Jesus` mother, the Virgin Mary, is depicted crushing the serpent`s head with her foot, because he was the futanarian `seed` of the race to colonize the planets among the stars. Although Neil Armstrong was depicted as the first man on the Earthers` journey to the stars he wasn`t a man, because he wasn`t a woman. Consequently, the Earth had to wait until their armies had dropped their arms in acknowledgement that they were a defeated many armed demon before woman`s seed could escape from beneath the protectively proffered nuclear umbrella of intercontinental ballistic missiles that the human race had been assured was their defense against alien invasion.`

`What aliens? said Ajohn after sleepy time was over and Apeter had cranked open his eyes and unlocked his jaw with a twist of the key underneath his chin, `The saurians were the `bug eyed monsters` (BEMs) chasing everything down from inside their automobiles,` Apeter led Ajohn out of the room, gently closing the door, and into the carpeted hallway, `while their other single eye watched the world through TV and CCTV to make sure its slaves didn`t escape. Its intercontinental ballistic missiles (ICBMS) armed with nuclear warheads for the armies of the many armed demon to destroy the planet if the slaves rebelled, were its icy BEMs looking to bring permanent winter to an otherwise sunny demeanor.`

 The pair walked the short distance to Apeter`s cabin and Ajohn waited at the table while Apeter prepared breakfast. Apeter continued to speak into his throat mike, `Although the television TV machine wasn`t invented by the Earthers until Scot John Logie Baird`s first transmission in 1926, the ancient Persians, etc., had been manufacturing men and women as a single male brained creature wearing each other’s clothes in TV transvestism for war`s entertainment since the enslavement of the human futanarian species of woman`s seed by the saurian for homosexuality in pederasty.  By the late 20^th century DR Congo (1983) had discovered the human immune deficiency virus (HIV) `incurable killer disease` mutated from the simian immune deficiency virus (SIV) and transmitted through homosexuals` mixing blood, shit and semen in each other’s anuses in mockery of women`s human mode of sexual reproduction. Derived from men in Africa having anal sex with monkeys, HIV constituted homosexuality in pederasty for war`s `biological weapon` against woman`s seed to keep the species of women in fearful faithfulness to their ring slavers. After a period of dormancy, acquired immune deficiency syndrome (AIDS) was detected by DR Congo collapsing the organs of the body and killing the brain: “Men cursed the God of heaven for their pains and their sores, but refused to repent of what they had done.” (Rev: 16. 11) Transmitting TV into home receivers, the `serpent`s seed` of the men of the Earth`s virus had waged propaganda for war since the inception of the television machine in 1926.`

 Apeter emerged from the kitchen with forks and some sausages after blasting them with a microwave. Placing his plate before Ajohn and setting his own down upon the plastic hard whiteness of the eating surface, Apeter took a fork up in his left hand and stabbed a sausage thoughtlessly before jabbing it into his mouth and chewing richly. `Like women,` said Ajohn. `a good f**k!` `Yes, I like them too,` said Apeter, `I`ll fry up some of the cow`s brains after we`ve finished these.` `Abominable weather,` Ajohn observed, looking out of the ship`s porthole at the magnetic storm luridly displaying its green, purple and blue electromagnetically. `Yes,` Apeter replied, `abominable. Like there`s snowmen.` `Oh, but we`re here,` said Ajohn, and burst another skin. `Everything`s relative,` Apeter assured him. `Everything`s here too?` Ajohn looked puzzled. Shoving the bite in and chewing, he opined, `Everything`s good!` `Speaking as a relative of course,` Apeter cued, and disappeared into the kitchen for the cow`s brains. `We`re off course as well?` Ajohn looked bewildered. `Chew thoughtfully,`  Apeter venerabled. `Yes, I am, aren`t I?` Ajohn  smiled, and scooped up some brains with the spoon provided.

 

Doom Laden

 

Sofa Cleese wasn`t the couch potato everyone assumed. She`d written a play, while sitting on the sofa in front of the TV, which wasn`t largely symbolic of her potatoid status.  Shocked by what`d transpired on September 11th, 2001, Sofa had determined that the world was blind to what was really going on, which was that Osama, whose name meant `lion`, and who`d been the leader of the terrorist group that had hijacked civil airliners to crash into the Twin Towers of the World Trade Centre in New York city, represented the continuing theme of `the riddle of the sphinx`, who`d been a creature, according to the ancient Greeks, that`d lain in wait outside the Egyptian city of Thebes to demand an answer to her question, `What goes on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon and three in the evening?`1 In the late 20<sup>th</sup> century, rock group Led Zeppelin made an attempt to answer her with the track, `In The Evening` from the album In Through The Out Door (1979), `I hear you crying in the darkness.`2 Sofa `s antecedent in drama had been Greece`s Sophocles, who`d written Oedipus Rex (c. 429 B.C.), a play in which the protagonist, Oedipus,  answered the sphinx, `Man`.  After unknowingly killing his father, Oedipus unknowingly married his mother, Jocasta, queen of Thebes, because the sphinx said he`d answered her riddle correctly, although he was metaphorically blind, that is, as Led Zeppelin observed, Oedipus was `Man`, who was `crying in the darkness`. As a self-punishment, he blinded himself, because he was `Man`, crying in the darkness.

 Led Zeppelin`s `In The Evening` lamentingly agreed that men were blind, because answering the sphinx correctly was doom laden. The sphinx had the body of a lion, and the wings of an eagle, but the face and breasts of a woman. Osama bin Laden was the child of her doom, because man was doom laden, and that was the meaning of the sphinx`s riddle. Men preferred what they were to anything. Consequently, the sphinx was woman, because men preferred each other, that is, she was what men made of her. The hijacked planes were the eagle`s wings of the Saudia Arabian `lion`, Osama, which were the product of women`s hijacked wombs. Oedipus` name meant `lame`, because blinding himself was a lame excuse. As women sexually reproduced with each other as futanarian, they were `foot`. If men prevented women from reproducing, `Man` was a brain damaged incest product limping blindly forward, because it preferred itself to women. Osama`s eagle`s wings were those of the woman hijacked before they were crashed into the WTC on 9/11, 2001. As `rough trade` was what men preferred, that is, that `brutality and violence` associated with homosexuality in pederasty for war against woman`s seed, incest producing brain damage was what their virus was for.

 By the late 20^th century, the mutated simian virus, HIV/AIDS, had been discovered by DR Congo in Africa; spread by men`s mixing of blood, shit and semen anally rejecting women`s mode of human sexual reproduction. The human immune deficiency virus (HIV) was an `incurable killer disease` resulting in acquired immune deficiency syndrome (AIDS) derived from apes` simian immune deficiency virus (SIV), a sexually transmitted disease (STD) keeping women in fearful faithfulness to men`s ring slaving of her futanarian species of woman`s seed. As the virus entered the anus at the base of the spine, so Osama`s terrorist organization, Al Qaeda, meant `the base` in Arabic. Manhattan was chosen by the terrorists for its correspondence with the Anahata chakra in the Hindu religion, that is, the heart, while `the base` chakra was Muladhara in Hinduism, which posited a `chakra ladder` in terms of human developing consciousness that reached its height at the crown of the head, that is, the Sahasrara chakra.  The United States of America, which was sympathetic to the yoga of the Hindus of India, was perceived by Islam as unsympathetic to the Moslems of neighboring Pakistan. That provoking the USA to `rough trade` would restore men to each other`s arms as brothers was the lame brained excuse for Al Qaeda, `the base`, operating under the auspices of the notoriously misogynist Taliban regime of Afghanistan on 9/11. Publicly concealed,  the tradition of the Moslem women of the Middle East beneath the one-piece coverall of their burkas was comprehensible from the perspective of woman`s seed bombarded by images from US TV shows of `gay` people without human sexual reproduction. When the US` army invaded Afghanistan to depose its notoriously misogynist Taliban regime by December, 2001, it was a `gay scene`, which was what war was. Consequently, Osama, `the lion`, had achieved his objective. He was `Man` from the sphinx`s point of view, because he was a product of incest. Manufactured as a single male brained creature wearing each other`s clothes, men and women were a transvestite `TV` without woman`s seed, that is, a product of incest. When the planes were seen crashing `live` into the WTC on 9/11, it was `TV`, because that`s what lame brains are for.

 Sofa Cleese`s play was devised as a necessary corrective to traditional perceptions about the role of women in western society, where the secrets of the Moslem women concealed publicly beneath their burkas remained unhung, which was the method deployed by Middle Eastern misogyny frowning reprovingly upon any kind of figural art representative of the charms of human women. It was a paradox too, because Moslem women were the daughters of Islam, which was based on the Koran (610-30 C.E.) given to Mohamed, according to Moslem tradition, permitting four wives to its believers in accordance with the principle that human brainpower would be liberated if futanarian sexual reproduction was encouraged. As a consequence, Sofa Cleese`s central protagonist was Sleaze, because it was difficult to reach a receptive audience if blindness was a requirement in education: `And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?`3 W. B. Yeats` 1919 poem, `The Second Coming`, wasn`t about Jesus, because Jesus Christ, `the chosen`, was described by his disciple, John, as antithetical to `the beast` of John`s prophetic and visionary Revelation of the future: `The dragon stood before the woman who was about to give birth in order to devour her child the moment it was born.` (Rev: 12. 4) Born of his mother, the Virgin Mary, during a journey to fulfil a Roman census requirement, Jesus` birth in a manger among stabled beasts in Bethlehem prefigured woman`s seed, who would come again thereafter.

 Occupied by the Roman Empire during the period of Jesus` teaching, the Palestine of the Jewish `chosen people` was calmed by Jesus` preaching, `Love your neighbor as you love yourself.` (Mk: 12. 31) However, the meaning of Jesus` birth to the Jewish religious police, the Pharisees, caused them to demand of the Romans that Jesus be taken to the hill of Calvary outside the city of Jerusalem. There he was nailed to a cross of wood and died. However, Jesus experienced resurrection and ascension to heaven in prefiguration of that of woman`s seed liberated to reach the planets among the stars to colonize through her species` mode of sexually reproduced brainpower. Yeats` disturbed vision in `The Second Coming` had been the birth of pederasty. In ancient Greece women`s host wombs were institutionally enslaved  for homosexuality in pederasty for war, so Yeats` `rough beast` was `rough trade`, which was symbolically `the lion`, Osama, hijacking woman`s seed to crash planes into New York city`s World Trade Center:

 

`Things fall apart; the center cannot hold;

Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,

The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere

The ceremony of innocence is drowned;

The best lack all conviction, while the worst

Are full of passionate intensity.`

 

 9/11 was the laden doom of Osama, `the lion`, because he was a product of incest, whereas woman`s seed wasn`t: `At the resurrection people will neither marry nor be given in marriage; they will be like the angels in heaven.` (Matt: 22. 30) To Jesus, women were a single unmarried race unguarded by host womb slavers in parasitism. The parasite that emerged from the host to kill it was termed `parasitoid` by the parasitologists, and parasitoid was what men were. Women were a single species and woman`s seed didn`t marry unless incest was factored in through men`s host womb slavery, whereby daughters were discouraged from wanting species reproduction by the alien that invaded them. In fact, men were a product of incest, because they male brained the host to kill her in their wars upon the Earth, that is, they reproduced with their brain virus, which had developed into the `biological weapon`, HIV/AIDS, by the late 20<sup>th</sup> century: `The dragon was wroth with the woman and went to wage war upon the remnant of her seed.` (Rev: 12. 17) To do so it`d have to get out of its wheelchair, which was what cars were. When `the beast` was ready to roughhouse some more, it got the homosexuals out of their chairs with the promise of some male eons. As their tanks rumbled across the Levantine deserts, waving their guns like a penis, woman`s seed hid beneath their burkas as the undeclared enemy of the barrels seeking oil for their wheelchairs.

 Sofa Cleese Sleaze (2017) was a modern play recognizing that the ancient dramatists wrote plagues, because that`s what men were. The most celebrated of English playwrights was William Shakespeare, who`d produced for the stage of London`s Globe Theater during the reign of queen Elizabeth I, and all of the parts had been played by men: `She is beautiful, and therefore to be wooed; she is woman, and therefore to be won.`4 (1 Henry VI, v, ii) France`s Joan of Arc was burnt at the stake as a witch, because men and women were `TV war`, although witches` brooms were symbolic of woman`s seed`, which might have carried the human race much farther than Shakespeare`s transvestism. By the early 21^st century, men so preferred each other that they`d plagued the women to let them hog all of the camera action until the human futanarian species of woman`s seed was all but extinguished. Among her dramatis personae Sofa Cleese`s sphinx posed a different riddle, `What goes on all fours in the morning?` Sleaze answered, `Man, and she won`t need a wheelchair in the evening. I`ve synthesized an immortality drug to keep her body eternally youthful and her memory permanent. She`ll get up later and walk about.  We all can. Now that it`s we, the pornographers, that`re hogging the film making process, the `snuff` movie moguls can`t have the canned delight.`

 

1 Apollodorus, Library Apollod, 3. 5. 8.

2 Jones, John Paul, Jimmy Page, and Robert Plant `In The Evening`, In Through The Out Door, Swan Song, 1979.

3 Yeats, W. B. `The Second Coming`, The Dial, London, 1919.

4 Shakespeare, William 1 Henry VI, V, ii, 1592.

 

Poppda, Mumbler, and Poopa

 

`The lunatics are on the grass …` `Yes, and the homosexuals are up the ass, trying to kill the brain of the human race,` said Poopa in response to the lyric from Pink Floyd`s classic track, `Brain Damage`, from The Dark Side Of The Moon (1973), where the lunatics had been smoking pot in the insane assumption they could escape from the homosexuals` `biological weapon`, HIV/AIDS, which wouldn`t be launched officially until a decade later in 1983, when DR Congo discovered they`d been fucking apes in the ass in Africa. What had resulted was the spread of the `incurable killer disease` among homosexuals transmitting a variant of the simian immune deficiency virus (SIV), that is, the human version (HIV), before the release of the acquired immune deficiency syndrome (AIDS) celebrated on the East European Croatian `vampire metal` group Familia album, Apes Are People II (1984), which contained `all of the dracs` including the brain exploding hit, `Ja sam kralj swingera Ups!`, and with its translated lyrics available on import in the United States of America, and most places where English could generally be heard: `The homosexuals are up the ass; trying to kill the brain of the human race.` AIDS was spread by homosexuals` mixing of blood, shit and semen in their anuses in mockery of the human race`s mode of sexual reproduction, because homosexuals were in fact an alien virus discernable in the skies of Earth as UFOs (your foes), whose silvery suited occupants sought to encourage smoking instead of fellatio, and thereby promote the extinguishing of too hot human penises and brains that were obviously on fire to do something.

 The common assumption had been that homosexuals spread a mutated simian virus, whereas in fact homosexuals were a virus. In ancient Greece the homosexuals had institutionalized host womb enslavement of women for homosexuality in pederasty for war against the human species, which ultimately resulted in their launching of the HIV/AIDS biological weapon that was discovered by DR Congo in 1983, after homosexuals had reactivated their virus by fucking monkeys in the ass there, and subsequently deploying it across the globe; as a means of perpetuating slave rings. Mumbler had mumbled, because she was brain damaged, and Poppda had explained why Poopa was called that. `Bumbino!` Poppda had begun. `After Mumbler`d been popped by Poppda, she`d been so pooped that Poopa had eventually to arrive and help with the washing and ironing.` It wasn`t what Mumbler had mumbled. Mumbler had said that the other Mumblers had used to have penis of their own in the olden days, but that Poppda and the other Poppas had killed all the Mumblers, who`d been Furtherers, to make brain dead slaves for war, so that they could have Empires, and more Poppas and Mumblers, who pretended to want them in their anuses, and the other places, for the sake of their daughtersis.

 The boy sons were the Poppas poisons, which was how AIDS had arisen. In the ancient Bible narrative of the angel, Satan, who`d been turned into a serpent for rejecting God`s plan that the human host be greater than the angelic host, Satan tempted the first woman created by the creator, God, to `eat of the fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil`, that is, death, saying: `You shall be as gods.` (Gen: 3. 5) Giving the first man created by God, Adam, the fruit, Eve ostensibly sacrificed her race to ephemerality in ignorance for the dubious power of war in host womb slavery to an alien. Created from the side or rib of Adam, Eve`s birth was euphemistically described to disguise the futanarian nature of the human pair. Adam was a futanarian woman and so Eve was born of self-fertilization, that is, Adam was a Furtherer and Eve was a Mumbler, while Satan was a Poppa. God assured Eve that her `seed` would prevail: `You shall crush the head of the serpent with your foot, but he will bruise your heel.` (Gen: 3. 15) In other words, Eve`s futanarian race would escape Earth to dwell among the planets amid the stars of heaven thanks to the superior brainpower produced from her `seed`, according to Godda.

 The race of Satan was saurian and had evolved 248 M.a., in the Mesozoic period of Earth`s pre-history, which left them plenty of time to colonize the planets, before the first prototype humans were seen on the Earth 220 M.a., in the Jurassic period of Earth`s history. Although those angels were described as dwelling with God in heaven, those of Earth were depicted as rebels doomed to be punished with eternal unendurable pain by God, that is, perdition, for slaving the human race in ephemerality and ignorance to prevent the immortality conferring development of medical science along with that permanence of memory needed to maintain an advanced interplanetary civilization of star Furtherers. The saurians had developed wings, which was why they`d been represented as wingéd angels in the Bible, although those of Earth`s wings had atrophied until they no longer soared on pinions to heaven, but rose to bomb the human race into the pulverized dust of their remains: `The dragon was wroth with the woman and went to wage war on the remnant of her seed.` (Rev: 12. 17)

 It was John, the disciple of the Jewish Messiah, Jesus `Christ`, `the chosen`, who explained in his apocalyptic Revelation of the future that the Jewish `chosen people` of the Old Testament of the Bible, which was the Jews` Talmud and Torah, that is, the law and history of the Jews in their Hebrew language, that woman`s seed was the child of the Earth devoured in Satanism by men of the `serpent`s seed` of Satan: `The dragon stood before the woman who was about to give birth, so that it might devour her child the moment it was born.` (Rev: 12. 4) Born of his mother, the Virgin Mary, Jesus was uncontaminated by male semen, so he was taken to the hill of Calvary by soldiers of the Empire of Rome then occupying Jewish Palestine, and nailed to a cross of wood, where he died, as a `dissident` preacher, before experiencing Resurrection and Ascension to heaven in prefiguration of that of woman`s seed: `Love your neighbor as you love yourself.` (Mk: 12. 31) Mumbler couldn`t love her species, because she didn`t know any Furtherers, as Poppas and Poppda had killed it, which was why everyone thought Jesus was a marvelous ex-Jew, who hadn`t been involved in the German National Socialist (Nazi) Party`s extermination of upwards of 20, 000, 000 Jews in the 1930s, after they hadn`t agreed to go.

 The Jews` futanarian belief was that a Jew could only be born from a Jewess, which meant that women were Jews, because they`d been Furtherers, so they prayed to their Further in heaven, who`d one day return so that they could leave and be restored as Furthers to their daughtersis that remained upon the Earth. After the Muslims invented Islam things became less clear, but it was quite simple. Islam was nations of Muslims, and what that meant was that the accepted had accepters. What they had to accept was the Koran (610-30 C.E.), which was given by the angels of God to Mohamed. Judeo-Christianity had been founded by Abraham`s son, Isaac, and Sara, barren thereafter, gave her maid, Hajer, to Abraham. Hajer bore Ishmael, who was the founder of Islam through his descendant, Mohamed, whose Koran permitted Muslims four wives to a family. Judeo-Christians saw that as an attempt to confer legitimacy on Ishmael`s birth from a woman unmarried, and so confer legitimacy on Islam, which it didn`t merit, because it was illegitimately born. Consequently, there were Muslimers, who were slim, because they didn`t have a big front love muscle, Furtherers, who did, and Featherers, who weren`t on Earth, whereas in Judeo-Christianity there were only Mumblers and Poppas, although the Christians had enough information to be able to disseminate the truth, which they hadn`t.

 `There`s someone up my ass and it`s not me …` Poopa sang, deliberately or unintentionally misconstruing the original Pink Floyd lyrics. Deddy, the bear, was sitting on her dressing table. Its pink and green enclosed the mirror she used to tug at her blonde locks, until they opened like swells of golden water imprisoned, and before the level of the river in the sunshine smoothed out greenly `neath the trees behind the queen as she passed through on her rose-tinted barque. Poopa clasped Deddy to her non-existent bosom, and ventriloquized from the corner of her mouth, as she held the unprotesting varmint before its reflection in the pink apple blossoms of the fictional waters of her boudoir: `Got to keep the loonies off the tee  ...` Poppa didn`t want to lose Deddy to the helipoptus in the Golf war, but Deddy was stuffed anyway, so it didn`t really matter to Deddy, whether he was Poopa`s Deddy, or just plain Ded. Elephant Trump was her bester friend. The clock said 9. 11. It was time for the events. She only had Trump, so she was a few short of a baseball team. `Nine elephants` events,` Poopa declaimed, holding Trump in front of the mirror so that its ears resembled the wings of a Boeing 747 `Jumbo`.

 Al Qaeda, `the base`, had been playing baseball on September 11, 2001, when they`d hijacked civil airliners to crash them into the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center in New York city. Calculating that woman`s seed would never get her foot on the surface of Earth`s lunar satellite, the moon, that is, to `second base`, if enough attention and cash were diverted to the war effort against her human race, the terrorist group operating under the auspices of the notoriously misogynist Taliban regime in Afghanistan had perpetrated an act of homosexual `brutality and violence` to perpetuate that `rough trade` which the attack on the World Trade Center symbolized. After the US` army`s toppling of the Afghan Taliban regime in December, and with their Levant trunks publicly concealed beneath the black one-piece coverall of their burkas, the women of Islam became the targets of the alien McDonalds` franchise proponents` barreling across the plains of the Levantine deserts towards a horrendous, and possibly species` threatening confrontation, which future US` Presidential candidate Brad Pitt`s satirical Gulf war comedy movie, War Machine (2017), highlighted through its famously deleted quote: `B` `m honest.`

 Poopa waved her elephant, Trump, before the mirror: its trunk flopping suggestively against the glass. She began to speak in a strange automatic tone; as if hypnotized or possessed by some force or agency yet to be identifiably noticed: `Nein. Nein. Nein.` No sooner had the guttural German sounds escaped from her throat and lips than `the Poopa personality` resumed control, `Now for you, Osama, my `lion of Babylon`,` Poopa clasped to herself the formerly plastic wrapped gift of a polyester yellow Zodiac Leo with its bronzed mane from inside a Kellogg`s Cornflakes box, and symbolically stampeded her Trump over its proned form; another toppled push over. Seating Mickey the Monkey in her lap, so that it looked as if it was the acrylic creature`s hands, rather than her own, she skewered Osama with a knitting needle, `Bum on a spit! Team 6.` Poopa brushed her hair more fiercely than ever she had done before; until the air was blue.

 

Odi Amin

 

Odi Amin was the leader of a thoroughly excellent version of an African Republic that used to be Limpo before it was conquered by the H’msxjwl tribe many Day Beans before Broccoli was discoverable afar where the inscrutable dwelt beneath the broken moon that could be seen only when the cows returned from their forbidden Easterly journey to persuade the beams to return after their long absence amongst the elongated Damnuisance birds of the mountain passes over in that way. Now the country was called H’msx after the H’msxjwl tribe whose imposing of a tribal passage ritual that could never be productive of anything at all was the reason for their widespreading fame outward from the Earth, and so into the galaxy causing such a disturbance everywhere that President Odi described the H’msxjwl tribe simply as, ‘My annoying bloody nuisance that is everybody the same as it was in the elder days of Myrna Loy!’ Presently, the rock black blues band, B I L E  H E A D  Z E P P E L I N  was touring the H’msx nation, which was also known as DR H’msx because it was a democratic republic apart from the despotism of its undisputed dictator, Odi. The band had recently performed by command at the presidential palace or, as Odi said, ‘The balloon was gonna burst.’ This comment had led led singer with the band, Bile Head himself, to openly declare war on the H’msx President, ‘Odious is what me and the Limpos think of him.’ The opening track on the opinionated popsters latest platter for their fans to hold cannibal festivals listening to, was allegedly a Drac’ composed on the topic of Odi’s habit of bursting into bedrooms when the lads were on the job and saying, ‘Odi Amin!` The lyrics to the song, ‘Poking About Under The Bed Clothes’ were deemed Satanical by deemers:

 

POKING ABOUT UNDER THE BED CLOTHES

 

DOOM  DOOM  DOOM. DOOM DOOM

DOOM  DOOM DOOM. DOOM DOOM

DOOM DOOM DOOM. DOOM DOO-OOM

DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOO-OOM

DDD. DDDDDD

DDD. DDDDDD

DDDDD

DDDDD

DDDDD

DDDD-DOOM

 

 The concept of the band was that they were, ‘Bile Head with the Zeppelin taken out.’ This agreed with Kevin Balloon, lead git  of The Soup’s interpretation that, because of the name of the soup-a-group, seminally made up of members of the rock ensemble, The Hard Birds, and some featured session musician Dracs, who’d been with the Philharmonic and ‘Punk explosion’, Rotten Condom, it would burst like Bagpuss, who’d been an English children’s horror show character, ‘live on BBC 1 for 13 episodes in 1974’, before his name was stolen by the gropey bunch of art school graduates, who wanted to make a name for biliousness by mocking a stuffed pink stripey cat. Although, with the appearance of the lyrics changed slightly on the ‘sleeve notes’ to Bagpuss’ debut album, Bag Of Puss (1990), so to indicate the differences in assonance and rhythm from the tune as normatively transmitted, the Dracs were felt to be in harmony with the original intention of the show’s writers, and those of the Beeb’s legendary programers at its celebratedly anonymous R.I., ‘Rock Institute’, which owed so much in its raw state since its inception almost 150 years ago to Scots’ founder, Rock Och, who would have approved Bagpuss’ rendition of ‘The Intro’ to the tune of ‘Pernoid’ by Blacks  Have A Bath, and their Woofer and Tweeter, ‘lit’ guitarist, Tummi Yummi:

 

‘Bagpuss, dear Bagpuss

Old Fat Furry Catpuss

Wake up and look at this thing that’s coming

Wake up, be bright, be golden and light

Bagpuss, oh hear me coming.’1

 

 The Drac ended on the tinny tiny radio that Bile Head himself had strung about his neck on a length of elastic trouser waistband that he’d ‘rescued’ from a pair of gingham dungarees that had been a legacy of Rubber Plant’s stains with The Band Of Droy, which former Chelsea center half, Mickey (1970-84), had also been a parting of, ‘Eye up its nose.’ ‘Aye, as we all do, Mickey,’ Rubber Plant would say nervously to the infamous belligerence of the Blue, who was present in two Chelsea relegations (1974-5 and ‘78-9), but had gone by the time one of Europe’s top soccer clubs was relegated again in 1987-88, and so couldn’t be reasonably blamed defensively, ‘I ‘ope it snows too. Then we won’t have to go and watch you kick a ball about on Xmas day.’ Rubber looked worriedly, ‘Not that any of us would object to going to The Shed at Stamford Bridge, South West London, it’s just that it’d be nice for you to spend time with the family then, wouldn’t it?’ Rubber unplugged the cord on the trinny, Crunch! Mickey adjusted to this curious infringement upon his disengaged thoughts, ‘Eye up its ear.’ Rubber twitched at the curtains nervily, ‘I hope it’s here too. The snow?’ ‘Eye up its ear and its nose,’ Mickey explicated. ‘What?’ Rubber asked with avid temerity. ‘That’s where it’s at,’ Mickey finally embodied. ‘Well, I’m going to sit here by the window,’ Rubber sat and, as he opened it, he carelessly went down into the cellar and brought up a step ladder, which he ensconced nonchalantly by whatever it was that had the feisty breath behind the billowing see-through net fabric that still hung before the window with the curtains drawn apart so neatly.

 ‘Odi Amin!’ said Odi bursting in so quickly that Rubber Plant by the window was sucked out into the maelstrom caused by the opening of the door, and the subsequent influx of air hurtling towards the window which, flinging itself open, saw the curtains and nets fleeing off into the cerulean imperiousness of another sunny day, along with the sucked out form of Rubber Plant, who was heard to say dimly, as he was summarily evacuated from the dense confines of the hotel Chaise Longue bedroom, ‘Suck it!’ Mickey thundered, ‘Odi!’ ‘Yes,’ said the despotic African ruler holding his free can from reception to his lips and drinking fulsomely of the jungle juiced therein, ‘Oh dear. What a pity you don’t understand. You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand.’2 The rendition of ‘Mickey’ (1982) by pop singer Toni Basil was comprehensible in terms of the context, that is, because Mickey Droy was in the room, but otherwise the sudden ejaculation would remain forever mysterious. ‘Odi’, said Mickey, ‘it’s a pity that you don’t understand enough to close the door when you’ve come in.’ ‘I am on my way to a meeting with my voodoo counselor,’ Odi dismissed the complaint with a twitch of his tasseled riding crop made from alligator skin and elephant nose hair, ‘so that I can keep her breasts off my affairs.’ So saying he disappeared behind an arras tapestry hanging the full length of a wall depicting the hunting of ‘elephants’ in the age of the queen of Carthage, Dido, and many of the women’s trunks could clearly be seen as the black warriors armed with assegai spears peered closely at them from the darkness of the hidden interior of the continental land mass where not all the meat in the pot had feathers or made a moué at what wasn’t edible after sniffing huffily at it for a few moments to spare.

 Breathlessly, Odi emerged into the room behind the hotel’s arras. She was waiting for him on an ebon wicker basket seat suspended on chains from the ceiling before a warm glow in the hearth that looked like human bones, although when it got up and went to sit on the bearskin rug by the chair near the fireside, it was obvious to everyone there present, that is, both of them, that it was a Salamander, which is a sort of lizard birth that likes to bask in the glowing coals of the fire and is much favored of those who fancy themselves authorized, because they’re from better eggs. ‘The birth’s doing well, Liz,’ Odi observed. The woman stretched her arms upwards towards the ceiling so that all of her jingle jangle bangle ornaments could be seen clinging to wrists and forearms. As she waved her beringed fingers at Odi, several of the larger ornaments wriggled down and settled theatrically by her armpit hairs, while some of them even became invisible under their deepest hollow sounds and recesses.

 ‘Odi, I have significant information to communicate from H’msx’s interior, which can save your nation. The Limpo are planning to return in a bloodless coup d’état and it’d be best if you were to support the rebels, because the H’msxjwls are for making the humans limp.’ ‘Yes, I know,’ said Odi, ‘it is a damn nuisance, like the Iraq dictator, who wasn’t sane in any way. The H’msxjwls are shooting off the balls and snorting them, which makes the true Africans of this majestic despot limp about like nothing between here and Keyingham bus shelter in North East Yorkshire. Why do they not just snort the semen up their noses as is indicative in “the passage of rites D.I.Y booklet available from all good hardware stores near you” instead of snipping off just any seed balls, and hooting them up like annoyed drivers who’re hell bent on getting the car straight there, so avoiding the bus queues lest the meat packers’ wagons arrive with their crews of bangers over the heads for having a butcher’s?’ The woman lowered her arms and the metal rings rang, ‘However, that’s not all. The H’msxjwls know that women can sexually reproduce with each other as a separate species of woman’s seed. The absence of the penis semen of the futanarian human women is an indication that the H’msxjwls want to make sure that the human race remains lame brained, that is, the futanarian ‘foot’ isn’t able to raise itself from the floor of the Earth.’

  Odi took a breath, ‘It is the H’msxjwl tradition that women do not have any rites so their passages remain blocked. I refer you to former Limpo President Bloki’s book, Her Bollocks Blocked. Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris, France, was burned to ashes because a H’msxjwl took exception to an icon of Jesus’ mother, the Virgin Mary, crushing the head of a serpent with her foot. As Jesus was the child of his mother, he was woman’s seed, so the ‘foot’ of women’s species kept as a host womb slave by the serpent’s seed upon the Earth. When he was killed by the Romans, Jesus ‘Christ’, ‘the chosen’, experienced Resurrection and Ascension to heaven in prefiguration of woman’s seed, because he was born uncontaminated by male semen. A pyromaniac H’msxjwl, seeing the icon of the Virgin crushing the serpent with her foot, set fire to Notre Dame Cathedral and it was raised to the ground on April 15, 2019, a copy of Bloki’s Her Bollocks Blocked being found in his flat in Montmartre.’

 The woman sighed and rearranged her skirts so that only the tip of the toe of a foot could be seen, ‘To assist the Limpo to regain their position within the country, you must remove the Goblin danger.’ Odi looked dangerously upset, and used the woman’s name for the first time to allay the fears of the readers that they wouldn’t know her name so they could badger her with circulars through her post box demanding payment for non-existent services performed, ‘Ziz, famed Arabian ‘power of the air’,’ Odi’s lip trembled pensively, ‘That’s a heinous slur on my faithful wife’s repute!’ Ziz laughed in that lizard-like way that Arabian air was known to possess, ‘The Goblins are those who make men go blind, so that the men who go blind appear to the fantasy experts of the British Society that J. R. R. Tolkien was so celebrated by for writing the slave manual, The Lord Of The Rings (1954), as Goblins themselves, which of course the blind pig fuckers are by then.’ ‘I don’t understand, Ziz, what’s the difference between the H’msxjwls and the Goblins who want everyone to be blind pig fuckers?’ ‘The H’msxjwls don’t want to be pig fuckers, although the Goblins think that’s heaven so they’re educated into being blind, and of course the H’msxjwls don’t want the pigs anyway, because they’re just butt fuck for each other. Consequently, there are two types of Goblin, the female cock gobblers, who essentially have the tools of the dominating homosexuals, because they don’t need penis or the brains of its reproductions, but just butt, so they’re trainable as cock eaters, that is, thieves of other’s property, and the male drones who produce more H’msxjwls, drones, and penis eaters, who don’t want any property worked for or inherited, but would rather just destroy it and enjoy the smell from the dead butt and jeer at its torments, which is what the men of H’msx are for, so you should come out in favor of the rebel Limpo warrior class, and she began to sing:

 

‘Limp Ono

She may be a nigger.

But she ain’t limp,

Ono.’

 

 ‘I see,’ said Odi, ‘the tumor marries a woman, and effectively killing her species by preventing her from sexually reproducing from women’s own futanarian race’s seed, she doesn’t have a family. Her family reproduces, whereas the H’msxjwl replicates itself and its drones in order to replace the human body with cancerous cells that consume the race.’ ‘Yes,’ said Ziz, ‘as it’s written in the apocalyptic Revelation of Jesus’ visionary seer of the future, John: ‘The dragon stood before the woman who was about to give birth, so that it might devour her child the moment it was born.’ (Rev: 12. 17) ‘In parasitology,’ Odi breathed deep, ‘the parasite that emerges from the host to kill it is termed ‘parasitoid’, so that’s what you mean by a tumor?’ ‘No,’ Ziz shook her bangles, ‘H’msxjwls are the parasite, men are the tumor. That’s why their car’s straight there, because their arms and legs are too disabled by their feet having to pedal, and their hands having to turn the wheel, that they can’t be on the balls of their feet to run away from the coffin behind, which ensures that the occupant of the car’s straight, a head on its way to its last place of resting, well-oiled and unproductive of anything more than the H’msxjwls’ b’lind. If the driver attempts to stop to pick up some knickers, the coffin behind is there to make sure that the car’s straight there with the occupant. In this way the H’msxjwls keep the human race castrate, blind and limping along, like Oedipus in the ancient Greek dramatist’s play, Oedipus Rex (c. 429 B.C.), who was metaphorically as well as literally blind, as he couldn’t see that his mother, Jocasta, and his daughter, Antigone, wanted to fuck each other, because of the coffin spurring him on to sow his seed in the nearest bag to make some more H’msxjwls behind with the coffin.

 For the H’msxjwls had been spreading a mutated simian immune deficiency virus (SIV) since its discoveration by DR Congo in 1983 through mixing blood, shit and semen in each other’s anus in mockery of women’s mode of sexual reproduction. The human (HIV) strain of the virus, developed through monkey ass-fucking by the H’msxjwls, entered at the base of the spine, and rose collapsing the organs of the body as acquired immune deficiency syndrome (AIDS) bloomed, and resulted in the victim dying in pain and the screaming agony of a brain afire. Consequently, the H’msxjwls are the equivalent of an undertaker chasing after a boy with their coffin, saying “That boy really likes me!” And he doesn’t. In the modern age females were replaced by fear males quite quickly, for example, English comedian Larry Grayson’s catchphrase was, “What a gay day!” Even for pre-AIDS kids, this was horror. Women became fear maled, because they sounded ‘gay’, so boys preferred men on the strength of another Grayson catchphrase, for example; “Seems like a nice boy!” What he did was explain to boys that they were fear males, and so females were to be feared, which became the truth when the H’msxjwls launched their ‘biological weapon’, HIV/AIDS, and women posed the threat of contracting an ‘incurable killer disease’ sexually transmitted (STD) from monkey ass-fuckers to humans.

 In this way all children were followed about by the coffin, while they lived celibate lives as fear males, like Jesus, who perforce was fear male because, when his disciple Judas caught him with a woman, who was anointing him with perfume, Judas’ suggestion that the perfume be sold was met with rebuke: “Leave her alone.” (Mk: 14. 6) Judas’ retaliation was to sell Jesus for “thirty pieces of silver” to the Jewish religious police, the Pharisees, who gave Jesus over to the Roman Empire then occupying Jewish Palestine, and he was taken to the hill of Calvary outside the city of Jerusalem where he was nailed to a cross of wood and died there so that the Romans could take his testes home in a bag and snort them as AIDS-free delicacies, ‘Surely, this was the Smurf god.’ (Mutt: 27. 54) It was traditional amongst primitive peoples to crave manna, which was the power contained within things, for example, “god-eating” was a term used by parasitoids who barbecued people and cooked them in pots for the manna that their bodies had within their juicy confines. The testes of the Smurf god were deemed of huge potency, because they were born uncontaminated by male semen from Jesus’ mother, the Virgin Mary, and so the bollocks came to the attention of the Emperor, Tiberius, “the ball snorter”, and the fear male plan was launched.’

 ‘Ok,’ Odi acknowledged, ‘it was the beginning of a blue Smurf film. Was Jesus wearing the white liberty cap too?’ ‘Oh, Odi, you are so fun-ny! Jesus wasn’t Papa Smurf, but I understand what you mean. Blue movies are a precursor of snuff films, which are made after the big fuckers have finished, because they don’t want the pigs anymore, which are haraam amongst the Islamic peoples and forbidden also amongst the Jews, so like everybody else they anticipate a last battle between good and evil on the plain of Megiddo near the port of Haifa in Northern Israel where the pigs will kill each other while the men stay home. Although “the leader”, Adolf Hitler, elected Chancellor of Germany in 1933 tried to prevent this happening as a good Christian with his National Socialist (Nazi) Party, his exterminating of 20, 000, 000 Jews in “death camps” wasn’t enough to deter the planners of Megiddo, who wanted to see the bitches die from each other’s arms.’ Odi looked serious, ‘God’s advice in the paradise of heaven on Earth that was Eden to Eve and Adam, the first woman and man created by God, when tempted by the angel, Satan, who’d been turned into a serpent for rejecting God’s plan that the human host be greater than the angelic, was “Don’t eat it if you don’t like it.” Satan offered “the fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil’, which was death, because it’s the evil that eat what they don’t like, “You shall be as gods.” (Gen: 3. 5) Consequently, god-eating is what the evil practice, that is, they eat you because they don’t like you, which gives them manna or power over others.’

 Ziz laughed. Odi didn’t, ‘I am not an Indonesian. I want a free car because I’m African.’ ‘Yes,’ said Ziz warily making sure her head yet sat atop her shoulders, ‘And there is not enough oil in the holes of Arabia to assuage your Royal Anus’ pumps.’ ‘Ziz is a beauteous name,’ Odi straightened his cravat, which he wore as a wrist ornament instead of a bandanna, because he was wearing the tennis sweat band that was traditional amongst his peepholes since John McEnroe said his “balls” were “in”, ‘the Jews have a tradition of eating the monsters Behemoth, Leviathan and Ziz at the end of the world.’ ‘I shall not be eaten,’ said Ziz, ‘it is only my animal which the Jews seek to devour. The Ziz of the Arabs is a wingéd predator, and the Behemoth is a trunken beast with many barrels, while the Leviathan is many submarined, so of course the new heaven and Earth envisaged by God after the evil have been punished with perdition won’t require the air, land and sea power of the air forces, armies and navies of the global H’msxjwls and Goblins, who’ll endure “eternal unendurable pain” after being eaten for their manna. You, I, and the Limpo will go on together.’ ‘Yes,’ agreed Odi Amin, ‘and the practice of demonizing women in order to make it a taboo that they are spoken with lest it provoke violence from the H’msxjwls must cease.’

 Ziz took a pair of scissors out of her cosmetics’ case that she always kept at her side ‘neath the boojum palm that grew in a large vase by the wicker chair hanging on its chains suspended from the ceiling, ‘Ziz air’s scissors,’ she said, ‘I am banned on airplanes, because Captain Jean Luc Picard of the Starship Enterprise in the science fiction television show, Star Trek, has already baldly gone, “where no one has gone before”, although when the terrorist group, Al Qaeda, operating under the auspices of the notoriously misogynist Afghanistan regime of the Taliban, hijacked civil airliners to crash into the Twin Towers of the World Trade Centre in New York city, USA, to precipitate war with the Independent State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS), high Ziz was blamed, because the airplanes were used as scissors.’ ‘It is as you have said,’ Odi smacked his brow deferentially as he backed away out of the presence behind the arras, which on this side bore the woven design of a huge predatory bird with great teeth and claws, ‘and so it shall be.’ Trumpets blared from no discernible vantage point.

 Mickey wasn’t there at the other side, and Rubber Plant had already gone, so Odi strode out of the hotel room and took the lift into the foyer, but stopped on his way out and forth to speak with Bile Head, who he noticed sitting at a table in the restaurant drinking some booze from half-a-melon through a straw curled in the shape of a neurasthenic octopus with its tentacles in its ears looking with a pained expression over at the jukebox where any tune could be indicated, but it was  B I L E  H E A D  Z E P P E L I N ‘s  ‘How Many Maud Adams’ (1969), ‘I got another plane on the way that’s eleven. I'm September heaven.’ Slooping into a chair and putting another strawed octopus masturbating in the melon, Odi sipped and stared into what could be supposed were Bile Head’s eyes as his forehead was so low it could have been zits on his chin that Odi was looking deeply into with his penetrating Ju Ju focus, ‘I’ve just been talking with ‘Virus’ Ziz, the Prophetess.’ ‘Um,’ Bile replied, belching and farting simultaneously from nose and mouth, ‘the Iraqi armored teapot, that is, their “Lion Of Babylon” battle tank, was reputedly Behemoth. I don’t know about Leviathan, but disease is what the bummers represent, because Ziz air’s nerve wracking.’

 ‘It’s to do with sperm,’ Odi explained, ‘the first signs of air AIDS were diarrhea, that is, “die rear”, as the rear was where the victim began to die, so HIV/AIDS was called “the thin disease”, because drastic loss of body weight was symptomatic of dying from behind after being stabbed by the H’msxjwl wielding its bio-weapon. Ordinarily, sperm travels towards the female ovum or egg in quest of fertilization, but the effects of the bio-weapon, HIV/AIDS, are analogous to the behavior of sperm whales reported suiciding on beaches,3 because of awry guidance systems. As whales operate by sonar, the analogy is with the ears, that is, the ears are the source of the problem for those who accept the teaching of the H’msxjwls, rather than Jesus’: ‘Love your neighbor as you love yourself.’ (Mk: 12. 31) Succumbing to infection from the suicided sperm, the victim dies.

 A sign of what Jesus’ disciple John called “the Last Days” in his Revelation of the future, before God’s judgment upon the evil, was the fate of England’s Princess Di, whose car crashed on August 31, 1997, in the Pont D’Alma tunnel, Paris, France, after being pursued from the rear by paparazzi photographers on motorcycles looking to get her shot, “Di Dead”.4 The Princess’ head had been turned by Dodi, an Egyptian of the Fayed family who owned London’s exclusive Harrods store, so “do Di” was the order of the day for the H’msxjwls, who didn’t want her to influence politics in the Middle East, so preventing the invasion of Kuwait by Iraq in 1990 to seize offshore oil wells, for example, which for England’s Joe Publik was symbolic of their waiting for Prince Andy to stop invading American porn star Koo, after they met in 1981, so reducing the threat of AIDS discoverated by DR Congo in 1983. That invasion was paradigmatic of AIDS was clear from the ensuing Gulf war (1990-1) to prevent raids, although the terrorist attack on the World Trade Centre in 2001 was clearly rough trade’s,5 that is, “brutality and violence” perpetrated by H’msxjwls to spread war’s infections further in the Middle East and so maintain their position within slavery. Christianity’s “faith in God” had morphed linguistically into; fear thin god, because AIDS was “the thin disease”, that is, thin Ziz, which is what bilehead chemo-biological payloads produce from the hair in terms of “fallout”, so Osama, “the lion”, bin Laden was a “dirty bomber”,6 because he promoted the “rough trade” of war from the  ‘rubbish bins’ of the Middle East.

 ‘Ok,’ said Bile Head, ‘so where do we stand with the H’msxjwls now?’ ‘Get out of the damn pot!’ Odi growled, ‘I am not an Indonesian!’ Before Bile Head could think of a response to this unseemly outburst on the part of the DR H’msx dictator, the receptionist could be seen detaching herself from the front desk, visible through the glassed paneling of the hotel Chaise Longue restaurant near the elevator whence Odi had descried Bile sitting with Booze, and she’d entered to pose with her left hand outstretched before the table of the two men, ‘Everest Snow.’ Clutching at her hand by turns, the two men mummered gesturingly until she sat. ‘I am not an Indonesian, I am the local ‘pot, Odi Amin.’ ‘Pleased to be in with you,’ said Everest twinklingly. ‘I’m from Wolverhampton,’ said Bile Head, ‘near England off the coast of the USA.’ ‘My advice,’ jarringly Snow entered instantly into intimate serious mode, ‘is to raise the bamboo for the Limpo dancers, so they don’t scratch their nipples as they get up from beneath the horizontal pole, while the band are playing the latest Jiggerish music from Bikini Fascist.’ ‘My thoughts exactly,’ said Odi, pushing another neurasthenic octopus straw, but this time with its tentacles waving at the moon through the clouds, into the palm of Everest Snow, while sucking some more out of the melon’s, ‘As Captain James T. Kirk of the Starship Enterprise once said, according to the script of the original series of Star Trek, and quoting the great bard of “stardate” 3745, Jugspeare, “To take arms against a sea of tribbles.” Give in to the Limpo. Don’t argue. I want my women to walk with an erection. I don’t want their legs sawn off with a double-barreled shotgun by 9/11’s Ziz, because it wanted her meal to rival all others.’

 

1 Bagpuss, ‘The Intro’, Smallfilms, BBC1, February 12 to May 7, 1974, http://www.smallfilms.co.uk/bagpuss/intro.htm .

2 Chapman, Mike, and Nicky Chinn, ‘Mickey’, Toni Basil, Word Of Mouth, Chrysalis, 1981.

3 Gokkon, Basten, ‘4 Sperm Whales Dead After Mass Stranding In Sumatra’, Mongabay: News & Information From Nature’s Front Line, November 14, 2017, https://news.mongabay.com/2017/11/4-sperm-whales-dead-after-mass-stranding-in-sumatra/ .

4 News Of The World, August 31, 1997, 6 a.m. Special Edition.

5 Merriam-Webster, ‘Definition of rough trade: male homosexuals who are or affect to be rugged and potentially violent also: such a homosexual’, https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/rough%20trade  .

6 ‘A dirty bomb or radiological dispersal device (RDD) is a speculative radiological weapon that combines radioactive material with conventional explosives. The purpose of the weapon is to contaminate the area around the dispersal agent/conventional explosion with radioactive material, serving primarily as an area denial device against civilians.’ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirty_bomb .

 

 

Bunraku

 

The Al Uqab was the not an eagle on the flag of the Prophet Mmmmed’s war tribble, the Qu’oits, but some sort of a bird, Biff Blunt looked at his book of flags of the world and noticed that he couldn’t find a picture of the Al Uqab on it, ’But it’s supposed to be there!’ Blunt fumed. He’d conjectured that it was probably a flamingo, like in Lewis Carroll’s novel, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland (1865), in which the flamingos’ heads were held in such a way that the balls were hammered until they squirted and were through. Curiously, the actual background of the flag of the Prophet Mmmmed was either totally white or completely black, which suggested that the red spot on the otherwise absolutely pure white flag of Japan was the Al Uqab also. This theory was supported by the supposedly yellow skin of the Japanese, and the yellow carp, that is, the Japanese flew carp as flags, Koinobori, which became dragons, according to their folklore, and they wanted that for their sons, 'I will be like this carp. I will not go home until I have gained my object. As long as there is breath in my body I will work to carry out my intention. I will labor harder than ever, and, no matter if I do not progress, I will continue in my efforts until I attain my end or die.'1 In his reference book, Ancient Tales and Folk-lore of Japan, it could be discerned but dimly that Blunt had made margin notes, THE RED SPOT ON THE FLAG OF JAPAN WAS A MOTHER SYMBOL, with the now blunted pencil he still held poisedly in his hand:

 

’And the dragon’s gate accepts her efforts a transforming gate of fire;

Revealing the birth of a new dragon:

Born of the seed of desire planted in the heart of a small carp

That once hid in the shallows.’2

 

 The Al Uqab was a female dragon, ALTHOUGH WAR ’BIRDS’ WERE TRADITIONALLY MALE EAGLES; FOR EXAMPLE, THE EAGLES OF THE EMPIRE OF ROME, Blunt deciphered his own blunt style, and conceived a new thought, which occupied Jewish Palestine in the time of Jesus ’Christ’, ’the chosen’, who was killed as a ’spy’ for preaching. Blunt reached for the Bible from his bookshelf, and turned the pages until he found Mark’s Gospel, ’Love your neighbor as the love yourself.’ (12. 31) Of course, Biff bluntered on, reading from his World History In 20 Pages, ’… the eagles of National Socialist (Nazi) Germany were the symbol of that nation’s ”death camps” in which upwards of 20, 000, 000 Jews were killed by the Nazi fascist Party, which also took as its emblem the fasces, that is, the rods of authority with axes in the center that their Italian ally, Benito Mussolini, who was elected dictator in Rome in 1922, had adopted from the ancient Roman Empire. The Nazis were elected in 1933, and made their leader, Adolf Hitler, Germany’s dictator.’ Having biffed, Biff biffed on with his micre-corder. Holding the ring on his finger that contained the voice-activated recording device, Biff bluntly began to speak, ’Consequently, the eagle was the symbol of men, and the Al Uqab was female, which was in accordance with the Jews’ escape from the Egyptian Pharaoh Thutmose III, when it was ”the feminine spirit of God”, ”the Shekinah”, that is, the ”spirit mother” that led them to Palestine.’ Biff cut short the device’s operation by the simple expedient of not talking into it, and consulted his Bible again. Recommencing, he uttered sharply the words, ’Exodus: 29: 46.’ Biff spoke the word, ’Sakina’, aloud ’  سكينة ’, reading from his notes in Arabic, ’She is ”tranquility” amongst the Moslems of the nations of Islam, whereas the Al Uqab approximates to what the west calls a ”muthah”, an Afro-American term for a mother’s physical defense of her young, based on knowledge of how animal instinct operates in a way that’s superior to the callous disregard for a burgeoning life often displayed by its human parent.’

 Biff went over to talk to his assistant at the University of Spanish Sociedad California Technical Clobber (USSCTC) who was in the next office along the corridor with wallpaper from the film about policing space aliens on Earth, Men In Black (1997), who couldn’t be seen because the wallpaper was black, and they were wearing duck glasses, which allowed them to hide if anyone came along, so that they could shoot them with ray guns; if they thought they were dangerous visitors from out there where it was sat. Bess Plunt was wearing her bikini as usual, so that she’d be ’eye candy’ in the film of the book, so to speak, although she herself wasn’t expected to say much as the bikinis she’d wear would be enough to keep her on screen as a silent star, which was why all of her parts in the subsequent movie that hadn’t yet been made, were filmed in monochrome for time-travelers living in the black and white 1900s to make superb comments about it amongst themselves, because the locals weren’t in color TV, so they didn’t know.

’I’ve conquered it,’ Bess bessed, and wobbled fetchingly across the workspace she shared with some computers and bits of computers, to fetch something, ’woof!’ She looked off to camera to share a joke with some telepaths that were networked in on her adorableness for a reasonable fee paid to some pimples she knew who’d arranged for the ’pathic connection that included a guarantee that there’d beano psychopathic killers in the link, which suited the ’pathic Biffos who wanted to continue masturbating normally without being encouraged to spunk up at the sight of chainsaws ripping into expensive flesh. ’The problem with the duck lenses was that although they allowed the wearer to duck out of wherever they were so that they weren’t scene, the people couldn’t touch anything afterwards, so they were what the cyber engineers called, ”ducked”, and it was necessary to use instruments like skewers to prod the air in order to recover at least a few glasses so that someone else could be a drink.’ ’Excellent,’ Biff congratulated her, ’a new BBQ recipe.’ He peered up absentmindedly into the corner, where he didn’t know that the ’paths were masturbating, because they could get a great view of the bessed boobs, ’Have  you still got that copy of Carp Is An Anagram Of Crap, the 1972 Mallard Press papperbok?’ ’No,’ Bess shook her tits, and Biff bluntered out and back to his own desk while the MIBs tried to shoot him with blasters from the gloom.

 Pulling away at his pud while sitting in his chair with the steel University Sociedad door locked and where he could flick thru the pages of April 2344’s Playpud featuring Bess in a bit less than her bikini, Biff spoke with a bit of a vibrato into his micre-corder ring, ’The ”red dragon” is depicted in Jesus’ disciple John’s apocalyptic Revelation of the future: ”The dragon stood before the woman, who was about to give birth, so that it might devour her child as soon as it was born.” (Rev: 12. 4) In Japanese culture, the red carp is the son, who is to become a dragon, so the Al Uqab is the white background of the red spot symbolizing it. However, although the Al Uqab should be the mother to defend her child against pederasty, that’s what war is. Consequently, the planet Mars was named for the Roman war god, which was the reason for Japan’s support for the ”Axis Powers” of Italy and Germany during World War Two’s (1939-45) attempt to consolidate Germany’s defeat in World War One (1914-18). The emblem of Italian, and German power was the Roman fasces, a bundle of rods of authority with axes in the center, and because the Romans of the Empire had worshiped the war god, Mars, ”the red planet”, the Japanese, with their red sphered flags on white, had supported them in the Pacific theater against the United States from 1941.’ Biff Blunt stopped talking, and the ring looked leaden on his finger, although it was made of 22 carats with a carrot colored stone, ’Logically, the Al Uqab is a Martian.’ He picked his copy of US’ science fiction writer Robert A. Heinlein’s Stranger In A Strange Land (1961) from a teak bookcase with perspex sliding opaque black doors. Originally titled A Martian Named Smith, the novel was about a survivor of a crashed spaceship, a boy, who’d been raised by Martians, and after being discovered there, Michael Valentine Smith had been brought to Earth. Blunt began to quote bluntedly from Mike’s mentor, Jubal Harshaw, into his ring micre-corder:

 

’”You are. Man born of woman and born to

trouble … and some day you will grok its fullness and

laugh - because man is the animal that laughs at himself.’3

 

 Mike hadn’t seen that it was a funny animal, which was proven at the climax of the novel when a crowd had attacked his newly founded Church Of All Worlds’ love religion, ”One shot, a forty-five slug, hit Mike over the heart, shattering the sixth rib near the sternum and making a large wound; the buckshot and the other slug sheered through his left tibia five inches below the patella and left the fibula sticking out at an angle, broken and white against the yellow and red of the wound.”’4 Biff Blunt had deduced that the Al Uqab was a Martian mother, and that was the reason why the Japanese had ”slanty slitty little eyes” as Brazil’s centenarian Prince Pip had once commented, although he hadn’t accused them of being ”Pokies” as well, which had been left to Prince Haddock, an ’ere me grunt’s son out of the Princess’ sty. Bluntly Biff micre-corded a brief narrative of Smith’s predecessor and inspiration, ’Jesus, who’d been known as ”Shirley, the snuff god” by the Martian Empire, had been born uncontaminated by male semen, from his mother, ”the Virgin Mary”, but had experienced Resurrection and Ascension to heaven after he died, which prefigured that of woman’s seed and was called ”futanari” in Japan. There ”foot binding” was a Japanese tradition, whereby women’s feet were bound; ostensibly to make them petite. However, they were crushed into deformity to prevent woman’s seed from escaping to Venus, which is where they’d originated, before being conquered by the Martian arse-breeders, who’d become the host womb slavers of the Venusian women upon the Earth in parasitism and homosexuality for worshiping the god, Mars, who was their preferred biceped image with its tiny unthreatening penis and large buttocks.’

 ’With women’s clitoris reminiscent of a tinier penis,’ Biff bluntered on indefatigably, ’it was the dream of the homosexuals that, one day when the onerous labor of watching the enslaved die from the biological weapons of venereal diseases (B&W VDs) that the gays periodically launched upon the human species, the women would be dulled enough to be monochromed butt-fuck, because the clitoris was the least threatening penis imaginable, although first the futanarian penis’ semen of women had to be eradicated, so that the cowardly puffs didn’t feel in danger of being ”smoked” to a grey ash undifferentiated nothingness themselves.’ Biff paused for thought and breath. He was getting a bit steamed with rage, but poured himself a stiff one hoping that he’d have a stiff one later that evening too; if he could avoid the MIBs in the wallpaper looking to get them some trouser snake alien smut packaging, ’This is WKPOK Cincinatti, Ohio, reporting on ”the yalla Woman in a cab from Mars”. In Christian iconography, Jesus’ mother was a negro depicted crushing the head of the serpent with her ”foot”, because Jesus had been instantly recognizable as a Japanese transportee Martian ”futanari” with ”slanty slitty little eyes”, that is, woman’s seed, because uncontaminated by male semen, which was how ”the nips” traveled from out there amongst the stars. The Japs’ Al Uqab was their Martian mother, and so was also called ”the nips”, whereas the Middle Eastern peoples of the Moslem nations of Islam were ”mothered” in the sense that they were ”Japped”.’

 ’With their own penis’ seed, hermaphroditic futanarian women constituted a single independent human race capable of sexually reproducing without men,’ Biff’s words were clipped and to the point as he held his ring finger close to those lips that ’radio hams’ fantasized about when they heard his surmised blonde baritone, and some radio boobs quite liked the tone of it too, ’which was what Islam’s polygamous families with four wives recognized.’ Biff masturbated more strongly as he watched video-fucking onscreen with futanarian women porking teenies, ’However, although Judeo-Christianity appeared homosexual and misogynist, it was traditional in Judaism that a Jew was born from a Jewess, that is, women were Jews, while Jesus, born uncontaminated by male semen, prefigured women as a species. Consequently, the history of the founding of Islam by the Prophet was illustrative. Isaac, son of Abraham and his wife, Sara, had been the founder of Judaism. However, Sara had been barren after the birth of Isaac, so gave her maid, Hajer, an ”Egyptian woman”, which was a euphemism for a black electronically powered e-Jap ”tron” with ”slanty slitty little eyes”, to Abraham, who’d birthed Ishmael, the founder of Islam through his descendant, the Prophet, who’d received the Koran (610-30 C.E.) from the angels of God, according to Islamic tradition, although Judeo-Christianity still sought to discredit Islam on the basis of its polygamy being a retroactive attempt to legitimize ”the bastard of a woman unmarried”, Mmmmed (PBUH), whereas Islam had always been in perfect accord with God’s belief in woman’s seed.’

 ’As woman’s seed wasn’t for pederasty in war,’ Biff splinted on in the style of his old chum and namesake, Biff Splinter, ’the Al Uqab’s role should have been to defend her seed, which was women’s, so the flag of the war tribble of Mmmmed was a paradox, because the iron rods of authoritarian pederasty in war were what the pedophiliacs of fascism produced, whereas the Al Uqab was the mother who defended her race, so she had to be kept in ignorance in order to be the support that the perverts wanted, because sexual perversion was what war was. It was perverse,’ Biff’s splunt at this point was more pronounced than usual, ’because war’s objective had been to kill the human species, which was what women were, so misogyny’s warriors had to have been either the descendants of aliens, who worshiped their god, Mars, which was where they were from, or stupid. If stupidity was the cause of men’s psychopathic behavior, education was the solution. However, the monster, or whatever it was that could be blamed, had already thought of that. Labeling depictions of human sexual reproduction, that is, women fertilizing women’s host wombs with their race’s spermatazoa, as a prori pornography, because the estranged mind of the viral worm hadn’t ever wanted any, the childhood of a race’s nascent emergence had been poisoned and condemned.’

 ’When the Al Qaeda terrorist group, led by Saudi Business heir, Osama bin Laden, hijacked civil airliners to crash into the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center in New York city on September 11, 2001,’ Biff inserted the WKPOK Cincinatti, Ohio jingle into the audio recording at this point by holding his ring towards the VCR, and playing a tape he’d prepared years ago to use each time he made a WKPOK show piece for his slot in the air time made available to him by the station for his oddball ideas, although he said he didn’t have any, despite having only a single testicle due to cancer, because he was a ’magical realist’ who thought that what was wrong with the 1740 fairytale, ’Beauty and the Beast’, by French fantasist Gabrielle-Suzanne Barbot de Villeneuve, was that the beast didn’t turn into a sexy Princess with a big enough cock when the Princess kissed it:

 

’Ohio Ohio, it’s Off To WKPOK we go!
We did dig dig dig dig dig dig it.
It’s mine the whole day through.
To dig dig dig dig dig dig dig it. 
It’s what we like to do.
It aint no truck,
To make a quick buck. Ohio Ohio. Truck Co.’

 

 Biff flipped the off switch on the VCR with the music now on the micre-cording ring. He always had to stifle a laugh when he saw the cartoon Ohio Truck Co. dwarves trying to spell the words WKPOK and Ohio, when they only had seven lettered T-shirts between them, W, K, P, O, K, H, I. Everyone he knew laughed when they fell off the cliff and Stupey shot himself in the head for being thick enough not to notice, like ”the little guys” in the Marilyn Monroe clip where she sings and dances, ’Diamonds Are A Girls Best Friend’ in the comedy musical film, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (1953), some of whom had made it into the Ohio Truck Co. advertising music jingle two, and who’d shot themselves in the head without thinking, because they’d wanted to.

 Biff spoke again into the ring, now holding it delicately between thumb and firefinger, so that he could insert the tiny video chip that would allow him to view the visual material that went with his voiceover, ’Only the planes took coffin to New York city from Boston, Logan airport, Massachusetts, that is, the novel, Logan’s Run (1967) in which all those who reached the age of 21 years were killed to conserve a society’s scarce resources.’ Biff pointed his ring at the wall to show footage from the movie, Logan’s Run, in which Logan was pursued by ’Sandmen’ trying to kill him as a ’runner’, and of the April 15, 2013, Boston Marathon, while the planes crashed repetitively into the WTC, NY, from the recorded highlights of 9/11, 2001, originally shown ’live on CNN and other televisual networks’. Biff splintered on in the style of his chum, Biff Splint, ’The Arabs were worried that the 21st century would reveal a power source cheaper than oil, so precipitated ”rough trade”, that is, that ”brutality and violence” associated with pederasty and war. Or, in other words, the homosexuals wanted to maintain enough well-oiled assoles to remain in power. When the US activated its Military Industrial Complex (MIC) to deal with the war, the economy received a much needed boost; for example, Northrop Grumman, a subsidiary of ’Son’y Japan’s Play Station 2, which had only constructed the B2 stealth ’Spirit’ bomber, had sold them at a cost of $ 1, 000, 000, 000, so the war was, albeit reluctantly, welcomed, although it meant plane coffins for everyone, because spending on healthcare was proportionately reduced, which had the effect of making rejuvenation technologies a chimera of the future, and pedophiliacs the beheaders of adults in favor of sustaining the generations of pederasty innit ’Son’y PS2 war gaming.’

 ’Of course,’ Biff splant, ’it was no accident that the B2 was called a ”Spirit” bomber, because women have ”the feminine spirit of God” with them, that is, the Shekinah, who is ”Sakina” in Islam, meaning ”tranquility”. It was Jesus, who was called ”the Second Adam”, that said the Holy Spirit would teach after him, and after the first man created by God in the paradise of heaven on Earth that was Eden, Adam, from whose side the first woman created by God, Eve, emerged, that is, Adam was a futanarian woman and Eve was the product of her self-fertilizing. When the Roman guard, Longinus, pierced Jesus’ side with his spear upon his death, it was a caesarian section to release the feminine spirit of God as ”the Second Eve”, who Jesus called ”the Holy Spirit”, and who was ”the Shekinah” to his four bears, ”Surely, this was the son of God.” (Matt: 27. 54) As Jesus experienced Resurrection and Ascension to heaven after his death, which meant that he’d have to leave the four bears, who were called Matthew, Mark, Luke and John, it was ”the teaching of the Holy Spirit”, rather than the lesson of the B2 ”Spirit” bombers dropping their loads after that fool Laden.’

 There would have been a fifth bear, but Judas wouldn’t eat his porridge, and so qualify for a supper bowl ring like Biff’s, who was known as the ’fifth bear’ because of it, although he was sensible enough never to have played with The Marriage Band, who were famously known as ’the cuddly mop tops’ and had been the first of their sort to play and make albums in ’church font’ acrostic. Biff ’Ringoo’ Blunt straightened his chair, and plunged on, ’The Middle East resembled a Japanese Bunraku theater.’ Although ’theater’ was a term for that area of military operations in wartime, Bunraku was characterized by black clad figures, whose head gear resembled a squid, which suggested the Japs were familiar with Marid djinn, who reputedly dwelt in water, and were more like mermaids with ’nips’ than seamen with ’pedoes, because they were woman’s seed, and so had always been Marid with each other as they were a single species. ’Clever Jap those ’nese,’ Biff daringly asserted like a tightrope walker above a pool of sharks wearing ’S on’y Watermans.

 ’It’s traditional amongst the women of the nations of Islam to wear a one-piece coverall, the burka,’ Biff asseverated into his ring, while projecting from it a scene of some of them outside a MacDonald’s in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, ’which conceals everything, including the eyes, so resembling a Bunraku Ningyōtsukai or puppeteer. There are three types of black clad squid head puppeteer, the omozukai, who right handed controls the right hand of the puppet; the hidarizukai who manipulates the left hand of the puppet by means of a control rod extending back from the elbow of the puppet, and the ashizukai, who operates the feet and legs. The squid head covering is because squid are known for making the water black as ink to avoid their maneuverings being seen,’ Biff’s ring projected some squids making ink for the printer cartridge,  ’so Marid djinn were perhaps the original puppet manipulators, and explained why Moslems needed four. Three to move the parts of the body, and another to make breakfast afterwards. Although there are only three Ningyōtsukai, there are four wives amongst the Moslems of the nations of Islam, so that the Laden family heads could at least look moved by ”the events of 9/11”, which was a typical Japanese ”sneak attack” of the sort of December 7, 1941, when the US’ Pacific fleet at Pearl Harbor, Hawaii, was ”moved” by a giant squid,’ Biff’s ring previewed some to appear on the WKPOK TV broadcast live and simultaneously with his radio show, ’called Kraken from the Tokyo bay area, an event subsequently immortalized in the film Tentacles of the Deep (2006), but tinned by the critics despite its lack of taste.’

 Biff began to wind things up in a brightly more formal style of presentation that he knew would sit well with Edith, the ancient owner of WKPOK Cin’ who paid his sal’, ’That 9/11 looked like a Japanese attack from New York harbor’s statue of Liberty begged the question: who were the puppeteers? On August 6 and 9, 1945, the US’ superfortress aircraft, ’Enola Gay’ and ’Bockscar’, had dropped atomic bombs on Japan’s cities of Nagasaki and Hiroshima. During the Gulf war that followed ”the events of 9/11” to depose dictator Saddam Hussein of Iraq, who had upset the US by offering bases in his country to Al Qaeda, B2 ”Spirit’ bombers”, which looked like nothing if they didn’t resemble vampires, and with the capability for dropping atomic bombs, were used to bomb Iraq:  but who was the puppeteer who wanted to make such a planed coffin for his vampire?’ Blunt thumbed through his copy of World History In 20 Pages, and stopped at a picture of Long Teeth, a character who wasn’t from science fiction writer Robert Heinlein’s novella about the immortal Lazarus Long, Methuselah’s Children (1943), but who lived by gobbing onto people’s backs, and then giving them heart attacks by means of electric shocks, so that he could live forever through the DNA of his saliva as a back-hopping projection, because it was written that men would ’live in Jesus’, so Long Teeth’s immortal ’families’, ’the Lungs’ had found different ways of attaching themselves to other people’s hearts, so they could ’monitor’ and read over their shoulders, ’The ruler of 15th century Wallachia in Central Eastern Europe was Vlad Dracul III, who impaled his victims on stakes. This had given rise to the legend of the vampire that lived by drinking human blood; as described by Irish writer, Bram Stoker, in his 1897 novel, Dracula.

 In the modern era, ”Vlad” Putin had been the leader of Russia, whose ”Red Army” had subjugated many potential nations of the Moslems of Islam to keep them as his country’s Republics. Putin’s main action had been in the ”Golf war”, a name given to intelligence gathering after the ”Cold war”, which had arisen after Russia’s occupation of Eastern Europe subsequent to its defeat of the ”Axis Powers” from the East at the close of World War Two, and the need to defend those borders against the West. The ’’Golf war” was characterized by installations resembling golf balls such as England’s Royal Air Force (RAF) Flyingdales’ installations at Snod Hill upon the North Yorkshire Moors. A former head of the Russian secret service, before he became President in 1999, Putin’s ”golf” was sans pareil, though perhaps not as excellent as his skills as a puppeteer. The ”Cold war” had prepared everyone for the coughin’, because there was much more at stake during ”the Golf”.”Vlad” Putin removed a good many flags, and it was clear that he was an excellent puppeteer, because he hadn’t credited the other heads of government with the balls to move any.’ Biff used his projection ring to show a clip of the pop group, Boney M, with their lead singer, Bobby Farrell, who’d died in 2010, and so was presumably a lot bonier now, performing their 1978 hit ’Rasputin’, on the wall of Blunt’s work cubicle at ’the Sociedad’, Uni-Cal:

 

’They didn't quit, they wanted his head.

Ra Ra Rasputin.’5

 

 ’The monk, Grigori Rasputin, had been a ”spiritual” influence on the last Russian Tsar, Nicholas II, before the October 25, 1917, Revolution, which resulted in the communist era of workers control of the state. Euro-Caribbean pop group Boney M’s semi-biographical lyrics to the 1978 ”Cold war” song, ’Rasputin’, was ”Golf war” code used by time-traveling Russian puppeteers to presciently warn their ’ass’, Putin, to move his, so to avoid being the victim of another appalling hit.’

 ’I see,’ said Monmouth, who was watching the Biff Blunt WKPOK Cincinatti, Ohio, Illustrated Greatest Tits show on the TV by the reception desk with Everest Snow of the Chaise Longue hotel chain, main branch, Nicaragua, South America, who herself was listening to it on the radio, because she was working and couldn’t see the transmission, ’he was spying something at the chop.’ Everest Snow frowned, ’Don’t you mean, ”He was buying something at the shop.”?’ ’No,’ Monmouth was as firm as the sweeping brush he long-armed about the reception desk, so he could watch the Blunt broadcast and be close to Snow’s breasts, ’when bikers want to make their motorcycles look good at the expense of the performance of the machine, they call it ”chopping the bike”, and when someone is given a lobotomy, because they’re too intelligent for a totalitarian regime, they’re described as having their brain ”chopped”. If people are to say the words the puppeteers want them to say, they have to be chopped, and the cognoscenti who want their children to be puppets go to the local shop and buy the recipe for the chopping by choosing the ingredients they want for them.’ ’I don’t understand,’ Snow crinkled her nose, ’how is it that the kids are shopped by the parents to the shop?’ ’Simple.’ Monmouth paused heavily, ’The kids don’t die. They grow older and leave the parents. Then they’re in heaven. However, if the parents find them, they chop them to make them into puppets, so that they can get them to do what they want. Buying stuff at the shop gives the shopkeeper the authority to chop the kids in heaven, so they go looking for them, and when they’ve chopped them they can sell the meat as food, but the parents then have their kids on the Earth who’re more tractable, and they can put words in their mouths, like ventriloquists with dolls, and that’s a higher form of dezukai Bunraku, where the face of the leading puppeteer is visible, and so it is that the heads of ”the families of the Long Teeth of the Lungs” aren’t moved by brainless infants.

 

1 Smith, Richard Gordon Ancient Tales and Folk-lore of Japan, ’A Carp Gives A Lesson In Perseverance’, VI, 1918, http://www.sacred-texts.com/shi/atfj/atfj08.htm .

2 Schroeder, Howard, ’The Threshold of the Dragon's Gate’.

3 Heinlein, Robert A. Stranger In A Stranger Land, Part Two ’His Prosperous Heritage’, Ace Books, 1961, p. 192.

4 Heinlein, Robert A. Stranger In A Stranger Land, Part Five ’His Happy And Destiny’, Ace Books, 1961, p. 575.

5 Farian, Frank, Noah Holladay, Fred Jay, and George Reyam, ’Rasputin’, Boney M, Nightflight To Venus, 1978.