Apple 2 and other stories

 

Apple 2 and other stories

Apple 2

 

 

Adam is alone in the garden a-pulling, when she notices that it'll bend into the crevasse between her thighs. It's a difficult birth because the egg was fertilized without breaking her hymen, so she was a virgin when Eve was born. The pain caused her to believe that God was present there at the birth, and she had to have a caesarian section administered by a travelling surgeon, who explained that the baby came from her side, but that normally it would have emerged from between her legs, which she thought funny. Unfortunately, there wasn't a travelling surgeon, so we'll have to revise the solution. In the garden was the angel, Satan, who had rejected God's plan that the human host should be greater than the angelic host and so was transformed into a serpent without limbs and placed in Eden, but it would have been impossible for the serpent to have performed the caesarian section, so we'll have to look to God.

Although Adam was a-pulling in the garden alone and could have found the crevasse between her thighs to fertilize herself, Eve appeared from her side created by God, which suggested to her that a-pulling would produce some more. The serpent, Satan, gave apple to Eve, saying: 'You shall be as gods.' (Gen: 3. 5) It seems strange, because Adam had been the one that was a-pulling, but Satan was clever. Eve was born without anything to pull, which suggested to Satan that she could be tempted with a-pull symbolic, although God had explained to Eve and Adam that they shouldn't 'eat of the fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil', because it was death to taste of it. Satan wanted more than a-pull but wasn't human. He was descended from the Earth's saurians, who evolved around 248 M.a. before hominids 220 M.a. The saurians had evolved intelligence and had left for the planets amongst the stars in God's heaven above the Earth, but a space borne virus had arrived upon the Earth, where it inveigled itself into the host wombs of the saurian race, which began the degeneration of their species. God's winged angels remained in heaven, but the space borne virus caused the saurians upon the Earth to degenerate and they lost the power to lift themselves away from it and into heaven above. Satan thought that he could inveigle Adam and Eve into accepting host womb parasitism, if he could persuade her with a pull, which Adam hadn't yet thought of asking her to do for her.

Satan reasoned that, if Adam or Eve could be persuaded to open their thighs for him, he'd be a host womb slaver of God's new species, which was defined by the xenobiological society of a distant planet afar way as futanarian. God explained it to Eve in simple terms so that she'd be able to pass along some of the information her descendants would need: 'You shall crush the head of the serpent with your foot, but he will bruise your heel.' (Gen: 3. 15) If Adam and her partner, Eve, bred brainpower from their own 'seed', their human race could run, and escape to the planets amongst the stars of heaven above, despite Satan's wars against them upon the Earth. In Christian iconography, Jesus' mother, Mary, was a virgin, like Adam and Eve had been, so Jesus' birth, as the Jewish Messiah of the 'chosen people', was depicted as his mother's crushing of the head of the serpent with her futanarian race's 'foot', because Jesus was born of a virgin uncontaminated by the serpent’s seed of host womb slavery in parasitism.

The parasitologists of that xenobiological society on a distant planet far away, which met but infrequently 'to discuss the futanarian issue', and after observing that a parasite emerged from the host to kill it was 'parasitoid', observed that men's wars upon the Earth had begun, because men were the human futanarian species' parasitoid devourer. When the Romans occupying Jewish Palestine, in the name of the fasces axes of the authority of their Empire, had Jesus taken to the hill of Calvary outside the city of Jerusalem where he was nailed to a cross of wood and left to die, it was because of his 'dissident' preaching against the male braining that had been going on at least since the Greeks had enslaved the host wombs of women for homosexuality in pederasty for war to spread the viral contagion further: 'Love your neighbor as you love yourself.' (Mk: 12. 31) At least since the days of the Greek Empire the human futanarian race of woman’s seed had been pogromed, so that the killer of the race could manufacture men and women as a single male brained creature wearing each other’s clothes in 'TV' transvestism and ultimately transmit pictures promoting death and war, through the television machine invented by John Logie Baird in 1926: 'The second beast was given power to give breath to the image of the first beast, so that the image could speak and cause all who refused to worship the image to be killed.' (Rev: 13. 15) Empire was a parasitoid phenomenon in Satanism, and the Roman amphitheaters, built to kill people inside, for the entertainment of the crowd, were transposed in the 20th century into the propaganda theaters of 20th century cinema.

The capital city of the movie industry, was labeled 'Babylon' for 'a woman' of the Bible: 'Mystery, Babylon the great, mother of harlots and of the abominations of the Earth.' (Rev: 17. 5) Although only a single woman, Babylon was the figure of a woman's host womb enslaved, so the capital city of the Persian Empire, Babylon (c. 4000 B.C.), was named for her. As the capital city of the propaganda movie Empire of the United States of America, Los Angeles, in the district of Hollywood, state of California, on the west coast of the USA, promoted slavery for the human species in 'TV' wars, so it came to be called, 'Babylon' too. When Will Hays, the President of the Motion Picture Producers and Distributors of America (MPPDA), established the 'Hays code' of 1930 it was the death knell of the human futanarian species of woman’s seed, because it banned the sexual reproductive mode of futanarian woman’s seed from being seen on screen: '...  women, in love scenes, at all times have 'at least one foot on the floor' (in other words, no love scenes in bed).' The futanarian foot would remain on the cutting room floor of the Earth, lest the human race should run, and learn to escape from the serpent’s seed to the planets amongst the stars of heaven above: 'And the dragon was wroth with the woman and went to make war on the remnant of her seed.' (Rev: 12. 17)

Christianity's belief was that Jesus was the redeemer of humankind. Upon his death he experienced Resurrection and Ascension to heaven in prefiguration of woman’s seed. Unfortunately, Satanism was endemic and Jesus' redemptive death was taught as willingness to face the machine guns, which assisted the Satanists in exterminating the human futanarian race of woman’s seed to maintain slavery in host womb parasitism for the entertainment of the parasitoid devourer as a Hollywood, Babylon, 'blockbuster reality snuff' film produced by the movie industry. The xenobiological society on a planet far away dryly observed that the aim of the viral life form now in control of the Earth was that nothing should be moving, and it wasn't. The xenobiologists on the far away planet had endeavored to intervene, because they weren't bound by the Star Trek (1965-68) 'TV' show's 'Prime Directive' of non-interference, and so the Roman guard at the crucifixion of Jesus Christ, Longinus, was persuaded with a light form of coercion to pierce Jesus' side with his spear to liberate the 'Second Eve' from the side of the 'Second Adam' by 'caesarian section', so that the 'spirit of God', futanarian woman, could live in the spiritual realm away from the parasitoid devourer, 'Snuffy' Satan: 'Surely, this was the son of God.' (Matt: 27. 54) Although the misogynist lobby had already prepared their position, which was that the 'Second Adam' was a male futanarian, the penisless women of the Earth were a physical testimony to their species' lack of brainpower deriving from men's removal of their penis and so effectively beheading their race.

The US proceeded to wage war on the people of Islam who were the Moslem people, and whose religion was 'accept' and 'submit' to God, which is what 'Islam' and 'Moslem' mean. Although Christians were taught that Judaism and Islam were antithetical, the German National Socialist (Nazi) Party elected in 1933 were the Christians who built 'concentration camps' inside which upwards of 20, 000, 000 Jews were poisoned with gas before being stacked like logs and burned in incinerators, because wood and fire was the tradition of the Romans, whose emblem was 'the bundle', fasces, with an axe in the center, and so the fascist Nazis represented an improvement on the method employed by the occupying Roman Empire in Palestine at the time of Jesus, who was only killed at the stake, whereas the Jews were burned.

Because a Jew could only be born from a Jewish woman, women were Jews, that is, Judaism was a futanarian tradition, whereas Christians were taught that, although Isaac was born of Abraham's wife, Sara, and founded Judaism, because Sara gave her maid, Hajer, to Abraham after Isaac's birth after she became barren, Ishmael was illegitimate, so Moslem Islam's four wives in marriage was a retroactive attempt to legitimize Ishmael's birth, whereas it represented the affording of the opportunity to futanarian women to sexually reproduce within the family in continuation of the Judaic tradition, whereas Christianity was taught ownership, that is, Sara and Isaac belonged to Abraham, but Ishmael didn't, and neither did his mother, Hajer, whose Moslem people in Islam journeyed on pilgrimages to the temple of Abraham, the 'Ka' Ba' in Mecca, Saudi Arabia, known as the 'Haj' in her honor.

An Egyptian woman, the 'Haj' and the 'Ka' Ba' were important to Hajer, because 'Ka' in Egyptian meant 'spirit', while 'Ba' meant 'soul', that is, the 'Ka' Ba' was a symbol of the desire of the human futanarian race of woman’s seed to conjoin and escape to the planets amongst the stars of heaven: 'I will certainly bless you. I will multiply your descendants beyond number, like the stars in the sky and the sand on the seashore.' (Gen: 22. 17) Men's assumption was that it was they that would be 'numberless'. However, after rejecting woman’s seed, the 'blood plague' of Revelation was felt by them, which was the late 20th century 'incurable killer disease' prophesied by Jesus' disciple, John: 'Men cursed the God of heaven for their pains and their sores but refused to repent of what they had done.' (Rev: 16. 11) What they'd done was accept Greece as the model of Western democracy, that is, homosexuality in host womb enslavement for pederasty and war against woman’s seed, which produced the 'biological weapon' of HIV/AIDS keeping women in fearful faithfulness to their slaver: 'Let he that has wisdom understand. The number of a man is the number of the beast and his number is six hundred three score and six.' (Rev: 13. 8) If futanarian woman’s seed was 100% humanity, men and women were only 66.6%, that is, '666', and Western Babylon's preoccupations with the ubiquitous nudity of penisless 'babes' were symbolic of the absence of human brainpower and the prevalence of animality. Or, in other words, Western models of democracy denied the franchise to humans, because it was a sex slave snuff industry.

The production of babies for the parasitoid to kill was the power Adam and Eve received from the serpent, Satan, in the paradise of Eden that was God's heaven on Earth. As the dragon grew older, it became 'TV' war. 9/11 was then explicable as having 'a bigger pull' to please the parasitoid audience enjoying their home entertainment. As the Nazis had constructed 'death camps' for their enjoyment at home, in emulation of the Roman amphitheaters, so the cinema theaters of Hollywood, Babylon, where movies like Towering Inferno (1973), starring Steve McQueen as 'the fireman', and the giant ape, King Kong (1933), swatting planes away from the 'world's tallest building', had pre-programed the 20th century to expect the release of the movie, World Trade Centre (2006), after the astonishing advertising campaign 'live on TV', and across the globe, when planes were seen to crash into the Twin Towers of the World Trade Centre in New York's 'Big Apple' to precipitate war with the futanarian Middle East. Saudi Arabia's Osama Ben Laden, under the auspices of the notoriously misogynist Taliban regime in Afghanistan, had trained and led the terrorist group, Al Qaeda, on September 11, 2001, in an attempted 'rehash' of the King and McQueen movies, and Twins (1988) in which actors Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny Devito weren't, and 'Arnie' was just a bit taller. The US army invaded and deposed the Afghanistan regime by Christmas 2001.

 

 

Cancellers Of The Ex-Czech Whore

 

The Enforcer at the DONTSTARE Bunk of the Austeen Cancellers examined the list of those whose debit cards were to be cancelled, because their balance was on the wrong side of elegant. The bunking system of the former Austeen-Hungry Empire was like an obnoxiously pedantic tailor who wanted to know which side the penis drooped when fitting its homosexuals for trousers. If the balance looked to the blood sucking leeches as if it were erring towards red, The Vampires moved out and The Cancellers moved in to devour. They were The Consumers of whatever The Worker had produced. The Customers remained solvent if they were able to maintain their balance, which of course required that they had a 'normal healthy relationship' with The Little Woman At Home, whose sexy arousing of interest in life and work ensured that The Customer remained erect as a human rather than being regressed to subhuman levels of stature by the DONTSTARE Bunk's assassins, Rotten Condom and The Pop Guns (1976-), who were most famous for their lyric, 'God save the Queen. She ain't no human. Been.'

'The Guns' had been created as a 'bunk band' by The Enforcer and The Cancellers. The precursors of 'bunk crock' had become DONTSTARE's 'jazzy' shop frontage for the bunking industry. Displayed to gullible Newcomers at the bunk, pictures of The Pop Guns and Rotten Condom had helped with the advertising campaign, 'DONTSTARE I'm never closed to you,' which was a famous lyric of The Bullies, and the advertisements 'snowed' the Newcomers long enough to prevent them from realizing what was really going on. Then The Enforcer and The Cancellers could kill the animas of The Customers in the realm of the spirit to maintain them as droopy gimps in erectile dysfunction; despite humanity's desire to walk rather than fall over on its face because of a lack of balance.

Interlaced with female nudity in videos, The Pop Guns, The Bullies and their ilk, produced an accessible exciting pop music output featuring 'lead singing', 'lead solos', and lyrics about 'guns and girls' firing 'lead bullets' at undefined shadowy bogeymen. Hairy muddle group, Let's Say 'Boleyn' (1969-), renowned Satanists led by Gimp Age, formerly with the equally infamous Death Said 'Her', disguised their beheading of women, so they could be like 'geeks' eating chickens' heads at circus sideshows, with lots more nudity to promote their album, Muddled Hairiness I, and the single, 'Ditsy and Befuddled', featuring the immortal schizophrenically paranoid line, 'I've been ditsy and befuddled. So long! I'm not you!' The lyric was followed by what sounded like machine gun fire and what was reputed to be a ghostly remark from deceased drum maestro, Hun Bunkum, saying 'Gotta get these machine guns off; no leave it! Aarrrrgh!'

Because of the unspecified fears promoted by the hairy muddle phenomenon, lead pumping shotguns slowly replaced lead guitars amongst the Deaf Meddle bunk bands. Uncaring of the plight of 'Snuffy', the spirit that was Holly, which was her 'true name' amongst the defenders of humanity, the secret executions of The Cancellers continued. Destabilizing The Customer's socio-economy by murder, the unbalanced killers masqueraded as Deaf Meddle band, The Bunks, with their incredulous rewritten lyrics for their cover of The Kinks 'Apeman' (1970), 'Everybody's erect and walking, man!' The song had been re-recorded as a soundtrack for the 'snuff' film penned by Gimp Age, Snuffwish, which featured taller and more naked women than usual being killed for real to entertain jaded cinema audiences guffawing at such simian antics because they perceived it to be reel, man.

The drip feeds at the DONTSTARE Bunk were connected to the human clients invisibly so that The Little Woman, Snuffy, could maintain the balance of her tall thin Slovak man, Ian, The Slovakian, by keeping The Cancellers at bay who were aping man. The drug feeds were attached to her lover's brain and she was ever on his mind as she worked constantly upon the sexiness of her anima-figure appearance to ensure that he would never be a cringing ape beneath the elitist gaze of a DONTSTARE Bunk teller. The religiously particular bunking system allowed Snuffy to sleep with a 'member of the erect', wear clothes, and 'eat good', so Slovak Ian had to appear as 'a member of the erect', in accordance with bunking dogma, rather than appear as a beaten crouching simian cur without a drip to feed him, because Holly's spirit had prompted her to sell her soul to the devils of the DONTSTARE Bunk and she could only escape if Slovak Ian became 'a member of the erect' in truth.

It had been discovered eons ago that God would send Holly's spirit to the Earth after the death of Jesus Christ to teach the humans. Holly's spirit corresponded to the anima of psychology, which had been discovered by the eminent 19th century born scientist, Carl Gustav Jung (1875-1961), to be the female human soul. Identifying itself with 'Woman', the anima reconstructed itself in the spiritual realm as what God had told Jesus would be the teacher of humankind after Jesus' death, Resurrection and Ascension to heaven. Judas Iscariot, Jesus' disciple, had guessed the truth and had betrayed 'the Messiah' to the 'rozzers', that is, the secret Jewish religious police, the Pharisees, who maintained the socio-economic slavery of the human species' host womb beneath the oppressive heel of the misogynist Roman Empire by having Jesus crucified.

Born uncontaminated by male semen from his mum, the Virgin Mary, Jesus was the first and only man ever to be born from the 'spirit of God' and had escaped the devourers. Tortured to death after being nailed to a wooden cross by the agents of the Empire of Rome 2000 years before 9/11 he'd escaped reincarnation, because the host womb of the race, the Virgin Mary, his mum, had disconnected him from the serpent’s seed and their system of death and rebirth into consumption. As the spiritualized anima, the Virgin Mary now lived by the side of humanity invisibly in the ubiquitousness of the omnipresence of God's Holly Spirit, which Carl Jung had called a 'projection'.

The bunk system had discovered that drug feeds attached to the brains of The Customer resulted in more projections of The Little Woman. Her secret appearances in the realm of the invisible Holly Spirit had been linked to the balance of The Customer at the DONTSTARE bunk by their genital experts. If The Little Woman wasn't able to maintain the human erectile functionality, which ensured that the level of performance of The Consumer didn't droop below the level required for effectual slave labor, The Cancellers moved in and Snuffy, The Little Woman, wouldn't any longer be the soul bunkey of a sole monkey.

The Jungian psychologists had found many millennia ago that sexual libido and intellectual capacity were related. The Christian, Jesus, preached that instinct would be translated into intellectual and spiritual growth as the individual human became more conscious through the engaging of libidic interest with the environment and The Little Woman. Jesus was the 'Word of God', which was 'Logos' in Greek, because increased brain functioning due to libidic interest in providing a home for The Little Woman would produce labor saving advancements in technology that would liberate the humans from drudgery and enslavement to the bunking system of relationships that were temporary if The Little Woman wasn't able to retain sufficient libidic interest for her man to remain erectile.

The Enforcer at the DONTSTARE Austeen-Hungry Bunk gazed imperturbably at the vast array of drug bins with their clear transparent containers. Some of the contents appeared to be moving slowly, but the poison levels made their strugglings indistinct to the observer. As the libidic interest of The Customer declined, because of the varying ages and appearances of The Little Woman At Home, so the erectile capacity of the humans decayed, and their balance began to droop towards the simian. Carl Jung's predecessor in the realm of psychology, The Jew, Sigmund Freud (1856-1939), had described the process as 'monsters from the id', that is, as the libidic interest of The Consumer drooped, because he was no longer interested in Snuffy, The Little Woman, the bunking system poisoned the drug bins to keep him working in terror. The Jew, Sigmund Freud, had said that the mind contained what had been repressed into unconsciousness by fear and so terrifying projections arose, if the drug bins were poisoned, corresponding to those evil forces much criticized by Christians because allied against the warm sexuality and bodily comforts afforded by closeness to The Little Woman At Home.

Fear of losing Snuffy, the Jungian anima-figure, was translated by the poisoners of the DONTSTARE bunking system into terror as the 'demons and devils' of the Freudian Jewish 'id' arose from the repressed fear associated with the Prophet, as the liturgy of the bunk dogma asseverated, and the concomitant loss of 'She who must be our preyed' of Snuffwish movie fame. The Little Woman, in her role as Bunk Prophet, encouraged the belief in The Customer that he would never lose her, but the fear remained. When libidic interest had drooped enough to merit cancellation and erectile dysfunction, The Poisoners increased the levels of fear at the drug bins that drip fed The Consumer, and The Cancellers went out to kill The Little Woman, Snuffy, where she lived as the Holly Spirit in the invisible realm as 'teacher, guide, comforter and helpmeet' (John: 14.6) to the billions upon the planet Earth that would be simian and drooping to left or right if she didn't maintain their erectile balance through the libidic energy only she could arouse in them as the anima of Christ.

The DONTSTARE Bunk system had been founded by the 'bad Czech', nudes' painter, Diff Filter, who'd read a lot of science fiction and so she'd deployed alternative worlds' theory to the drug bins' bunk system of feeding The Consumer until they'd received a bunk up, pin heaven, and a new card guaranteeing an eternally healthy bunk balance. Nude women now lived visibly to the naked eye in what USSF writers like Robert A. Heinlein (1907-88) had postulated in his biblical novel, The Number Of The Beast (1980), as a 'multiverse' in which all possible worlds exist, real or imagined. In the 'cosmiverse' of 'bad Czech', Diff Filter, she and her new Slovak mafioso, Ian, killed nude women, who lived perforce an alternative lifestyle in excommunication and death, and 'Snuffy', the animated Virgin, knewed.

Because Snuffy hadn't been able to maintain her man, Slovak Ian, erect, his balance had drooped for lack of interest, and he'd returned to simian levels of activity that the DONTSTARE Bunk Cancellers deduced could only be raised again by means of The Terror devised by The Jew, Sigmund Freud, unleashing 'the monsters of the id'. Poisoned by the drug bins of the DONTSTARE Bunk system that fed the mind with the id's projections, The Customer began to look hungover, drooping to left or right, with a 'hang dog' appearance to passersby in the bunking precincts. Balance affected by the death of his soul, that is, the anima-figure, who'd been The Little Woman At Home, and was now being killed by The Cancellers as the omnipresent ubiquity of Holly's Spirit made flesh in the 'cosmiverse', The Customer could no longer raise enthusiasm for the nudity of the secret bunker, and Snuffy, who'd once been the restorer of the Earth's balance, was consumed by the Ex-Czech whore's Cancellers.

 

 

The Mushroom Thieves

 

'There goes a mushroom thief now!' The girl urged her friend to pay attention by jabbing her in the buttocks with the point of her umbrella. 'Ouch!' her companion protested. 'I don't see what you mean. It's just a boy!' 'You don't know anything,' her would-be educator remonstrated with her. 'I'll show you he's a mushroom thief. Just come home with me for five minutes and I'll show you something on the internet that'll explain it all for you.'

The pair giggled harmlessly towards the lift doors of the apartment block where they both lived in their respective family circles. Holding each other up to prevent themselves from falling down onto the lift floor they arrived at the door to Janie's flat still screaming with merriment. Once inside the two girls, Janie and Katie, repaired to the bedroom where the internet lay in wait enticingly.

'I'm a researcher,' Janie announced. 'Here're the porn sites and these are the women.' She instructed Katie with the cursor on where to click and download. Oodles of pictures of healthy looking women spilled forth. 'Look!' Janie engaged her girlfriend's attention more directly. She'd unzipped her jeans and Katie could see the head of the mushroom peeping out at her on its thick white stem. 'Boys are mushroom thieves!'

 

 

The Soup Insiders

 

In the mornings we'd have milk and cereal with sugar. At lunchtime we'd have mash from a tin, concentrated, just add water, and heat it in the migrowave. In the evening we'd have soup and bread. We'd feel snug and watch the clouds drift across the moon with the stars. In the winter we'd feel snug amidst the cold and the snow on the roofs. We'd watch the clouds sailing across in front of the silver moon and feel warm with the soup inside us; as we felt grateful to God and prayed that they wouldn't find us.

When we'd been new we went to the supermarket terrified and looked for what was simple. We'd found soups that were of different flavors; mushroom, chicken, pheasant, beef, and vegetables. We'd take our green canvas bag and grab forty tins and then we'd have a meal every day with some bread in the evening and feel snug. We were the Soup Insiders.

We'd listen to music and watch television. We'd read our books and write. We'd look at the blue sky through the skylight and see the clouds white and fluffy as they waited for the evening to make them pink and numinous with the light of the angels. We'd see the sky grow bluer until there was darkness and stars winking in to the blackness. The clouds would drift like ribbons of hope across the boney whiteness of the moon and we'd feel less snug and the fear would come that we'd have to leave and no longer would we feel snug with the soup inside us.

 

 

Rag Time Blew

 

'They ain't gonna catch this nigger, no way no how,' the shadowy figure stumble bummed on his way through the darkening twilight. 'But you is a white boy,' objected his swarthy companion, The Individual, with the biker handlebar moustache. 'I will show you the truth and the light,' said Caucasian Mysterious; 'Over there is a chick gettin' into a motor. It's a bigot tin of the General variety. She is the knickers in the car now and he is the racist supremacist:'Catch the knickers by auto. If she screams let her go. Eeny! Meeny! 'Bye! Ow! Toe!'

Knickers has been caught by 'auto', and she is now like a toe in the movie, Scream (1996), with Jack Frost nibblin'. Frost's no man, but he doesn't have to let her go, because the wintry L. A. street persons won't be able to hear her through The Doors with the music turned up to a highest volume:'There's a killer on the road. His brain is squirming like a toad.'1

The General is towed by all the other car nibbles following each other’s asses about the roads, where he isn't 'toed' because he hasn't been caught off with his knickers in a Christian church ceremony and so is still single. The car nibbles and the other knickers want to fool him into thinking he can ride out the snowstorm and that he's about to wed: but they'll make sure he'll remain a hoary old toe alone. With knickers of his own stowed away, the General, who has held out for God to put something in his bigger's tin, hopes it'll be knickers off together until there's a pair.'

The girl had gotten into the car and seemed to be already in the process of getting her knickers off. 'Now!' she snickers 'Off in the car together!',' narrated the streetwise existentialist philosopher. 'Now the knickers are off away in the General's motor and he thinks he's to wed, but he's being towed by the other car nibbles, who're following each other’s asses, because that's how they get a bigger tin: by brown nose sin. The other knickers with the car nibbles are now strivin' to steal the General's knickers, tho' he believes she's exclusively his from God and is to wed him; although he's just another 'toad' to the wiser older knickers. Surely, after a while, blondie will bow to the inevitable consequences of trying with a car nibblin' at her knickers and escape with her friends in the 'Ow! Toe!' mobile industry:

 

'You go out at night, eatin' cars;

You eat Cadillacs, Lincolns too,

Mercurys and Subarus:

And you don't stop, you keep on eatin' cars.'2

 

While the shady character with the illuminated brain crooned a passage from Blondie's ‘Rapture’ (1981), because it was biblically prophesied that the good blondies would be taken up into heaven in 'the rapture' by order of God (Matt: 24. 30-36), The Individual thought silently for a few moments before sayin', 'I've seen tinned knickers before. You can't smell 'em 'less they's outta the tin.' Caucasian Mysterious silently laughed, 'It is a feature of the General motor's car design that it's constructed so that the knickers in the car can't smell unless they're outside of it. First the knickers have to be gotten from the car so that they can smell, because the bigot tin car isn't for freeing the knickers; it's for keeping them inside as slaves so that the knickers will always be coming off and the passersby can't get a smell off them unless they're prepared to fight for the freedom of the knickers.'

'The liberators of the knickers in the car are categorized by society as 'criminals',' Caucasian Mysterious took a deep breath before enunciating more slowly, 'if'n they want the knickers from the car, which is why the knickers are friends only with each other, so they can get in and out without being trapped in the tin by the car nibbles, no matter how small the bigot in it, or how much the pedestrian bigotry's attractive. The knickers have to avoid being stuffed in the tin of the car nibble, because it's a 'snuff tin', and the knickers left in the cars are the sign of the car nibbles, who've left the evidence on the backseat after eatin' the girls.'

'The knickers in the back seat of the car are the sign of a bigot tin o' car nibbles,' the fabulist yawned expansively, throwin' his arms wide and embracing whatever couldn't be seen beneath the big ol' yellow moon, 'and so the demon drivers are congratulated on who has the biggest display of empty knickers, because it's an indication of their car nibble powers. Some of the demons even open clothing stores where the knickers are sold so that the old knickers can be enticed by a car nibble, which is why car nibbles are so popular with knickers, both young and old, like at Cooney Island in New Jersey, USA.'

The Individual, sniggering, put what at first sight seemed to be a 'kerchief against his nostrils before blowing, and all those up there understood they were being ragged by a pair of knickers.

 

1 Morrisson, Jim, Bobby Krieger, Ray Manzarek, John Densmore, The Doors, 'Riders On The Storm' from the album L. A. Woman, Elektra, June 1971.

2 Harry, Debbie, Chris Stein, Blondie 'Rapture' from the album Autoamerican, Chrysalis Records, January 12, 1981.

 

 

Flesh Fiction

 

Bartholomew made a stab at what appeared to be a large fat sausage on his plate. Moving aside what looked like a couple of large potatoes, he made another stab at the apparent sausage, 'It'd be difficult for the woman to sexually reproduce human brains without her penis.' Bartholomew chewed on fully thoughtful.

 

 

An Eyeless, Brainless Creature That Can't Breed

 

The Professor was studiously ensconced in the research center library of Justina Snurf USC with some periodicals, and a magnifying glass held over the pages as he pored seriously over his self-imposed task, which was to find the solution to a question that, for at least as long as they were able to remember, had been puzzling the generations of humanity. Ivanka Trump was a beautiful woman jokingly associated with the last trumpet call of the archangel Michael prior to the last judgment upon humanity for its evil and sinful ways. The Professor was attempting to skry the deepness of the joke, but so far its ineffability escaped his imagination's capacity for deciphering the secret meaning.

The Bible of Judeo-Christianity, and the Koran (610-30 C.E.) of Islam which, six hundred and more years after the Resurrection and Ascension to heaven of the Jewish Messiah, Jesus Christ, was essentially a narrative of the meaning of the life of Abraham; the teaching of Jesus (Isa in the Koran); and of how God would provide a new heaven and Earth after Jesus' redemptive birth from his mother, the Virgin Mary (Maryam). The Christmas Eve tradition celebrating Jesus' Advent was that red suited Santa would come down the chimney to give presents to the children but, for those who weren't good, Santa's name became a five letter anagram, which rearranged as, S-a-t-a-n, and the grown adults would be consigned to the eternal unendurable pain of perdition as a present for being evil rather than that they should receive a new heaven and Earth from God for being good. Consequently, the evil were endeavoring to extinguish the human species, and so Santa was now rather Satan, the 'confidence trickster', who didn't come down the chimneys for Jews at Christmas, but they'd gone up them in smoke at the Nazi 'concentration camps' at Belsen, Dachau, Auschwitz and Buchenwald, etc., because the evil didn't want perdition for themselves. Santa was fire engine red, because the 'red dragon' of Revelation was Satan, who ate children after pretending to give the women them as presents from his sack: 'And the dragon was wroth with the woman, and went to make war with the remnant of her seed, which keep the commandments of God, and have the testimony of Jesus Christ.' (Rev: 12. 17) The fire extinguishers were ignored by the helpful elves of Santa's fire brigade and Satan's unextinguished Nazis went to work extinguishing the Jews.

Although the extinguishers by fire had been operating on Earth for millennia, the 20th century was particularly pockmarked. The 1933 elected National Socialist 'Nazi' Party of supposedly Christian Germany set about exterminating the Jews to suppress the Old Testament of the Bible as well as the teaching of the Jew, Jesus, in the New Testament of the Bible: 'Love your neighbor as you love yourself.' (Mk: 12. 31) Chancellor Adolf Hitler not only burned Jews in the ovens in his 'death camps', but also books in the streets. Science fiction writer, Ray Bradbury, in his post World War Two (1939-45) novel to rid the Earth of Nazism, Fahrenheit 451 (1951), described how paper burned at that temperature, because the fire brigade of the future was sent to burn books, rather than extinguish fires, as that's what the German Nazis did with the supposedly Occult literature of Jewish mysticism, which the seriously paranoid Antichrist and superstitious German religious dictator believed threatened his position as the pogromer of the human race.

The Occult aspect of Jewish tradition was that they were 'chosen people', because only women could bear Jews, and so women were Jews. Consequently, Jesus (Isa) was the first Jew of Christianity, because he was born from his mother, the Virgin Mary (Maryam), uncontaminated by male semen. His eyes and brain were those of his mother, so he had the ability to heal the sick, perform miracles, and educate a Jewish people, who were repressed by the Roman Empire's occupation of Palestine, with the knowledge of how they could free themselves from slavery. Obviously such knowledge and ability inherited from the genes of his mother, made Jesus and Judaism a threat to death in ephemerality. With brains and power, medical science would confer the immortal knowledge upon the human race that would allow them to run and escape from Satanism upon the Earth amongst the planets and stars forever. The Satanists who wanted to keep humans in fear and unconsciousness wanted ephemerality in death so they could slave the species in ignorance and so Jesus' recipe of brains from his mother wasn't something that the Roman Empire wanted for everyone. The Bible began by explaining in Genesis how the archangel, Satan, had been punished by God for rejecting the plan that the human host should be greater than the angelic. Turned into a snake, and left in the garden of paradise on Earth called Eden, and where Adam, the first man, lived with Eve, the first woman, Satan had tempted the pair with power through its enslaving of the human race's ephemeral host womb.

Although God had proffered immortality, which would have meant that the species could keep its memory, wisdom and brainpower, Satan had convinced Eve to give up the human host womb by accepting death: 'You shall be as gods.' (Gen: 3. 5) Although the snake wasn't depicted as actually poisoning the famous pair, the 'fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil' proffered by Satan was poison enough. God had offered pure and simple good, that is, the 'fruit of the tree of life', which was to choose what wasn't poisonous, but Eve and Adam had accepted knowledge through evil, which was death, and although Christian iconography depicted Jesus' mother, the Virgin Mary, crushing the head of the serpent with her 'foot', God's explanation to Eve that Redemption for her 'seed' would come, after Adam's labor outside Eden and Eve's own labor pains, was shrouded in obscurity and metaphor: 'You shall crush the head of the serpent with your foot, but he shall bruise your heel.' (Gen: 3. 15) It would be millennia before Jesus was recognizable as the 'foot' of his mother, the Virgin Mary, born to crush the head of slavery.

Jesus' victory over death was his Resurrection and Ascension to heaven after being nailed to a wooden cross upon the hill of Calvary outside Jerusalem by the Romans where he died. Because Jesus was born from his mother, the Virgin Mary, he was woman’s seed, and so he who'd redeem Eve's 'seed'. As the human host at the 'Last Supper' before his crucifixion, Jesus had offered 'bread and wine' as friendship symbols of the human host's 'body and blood' to his disciples, but Judas had betrayed him to the Romans as a 'dissident'. He represented the boys' sons, that is, the poisons, who were the Empire of the army of the legions of Rome: 'A large herd of pigs was feeding on the nearby hillside. The demon, whose name was 'Legion', begged Jesus, 'Send us among the pigs; allow us to go into them.' Jesus gave permission, and the impure spirits came out and went into the pigs. The herd, about two thousand in number, rushed down the steep bank into the lake and were drowned.' (Mk: 5. 9-13) That's what the boys' sons of the serpent’s seed are for: driving humans to death.

After Jesus' Ascension, Christian churches gave 'bread and wine' to their congregations in emulation of the 'Last Supper' that they might have Ascension also. It was a ritual, rather than a plan, that is, the transubstantiation of the communion service was a magickal procedure designed to encourage the belief that the human host would ascend to heaven together through fellowship much in the way that the crew of the starship Enterprise, in the film Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979), were depicted as travelling amongst the planets and stars of the cosmos. That was fiction, and despite US President Ronald 'Ray Gun' Reagan's March 23, 1983, edict that a 'Strategic Defense Initiative' (SDI) should be implemented consisting of a 'ground and space based missile system' to defend the Earth against 'rogue' states, it was hoped that the war between good and evil could be averted. 'SDI' was known as Star Wars after the movie, Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope (1977) that featured the 'death star', which orbited rebellious planets and killed them. Movies that depicted the pattern on Earth perpetuated the 'enmity' between the serpent's and Eve's 'seed', which God had told her would occur before Redemption, but the Professor had been unable to discover a solution to the problem of evil until now: 'One small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind.' Although Apollo 11 astronaut Neil Armstrong's declaration upon his becoming the first to set foot on Earth's lunar satellite, the moon, on July 21, 1969 (UTC: 2. 56), was optimistic, as his foot wasn't God's, but rather the beginnings of Ronnie Ray Gun's death camp for woman’s seed.

The semen of futanarian women was the 'foot' that Jesus represented, and the Professor observed that the Messiah's Gospel of love between humans was primarily for women, because they'd their own 'seed' for the sexual reproduction of God's eyes and brains. Before the 'Last Supper' Jesus' feet were being anointed by a woman, in acknowledgement that he was a balanced human biped with futanarian heritage, rather than with an alien handicap, and so a brain lamed. Judas, observing that Jesus had a girlfriend, saw that his role as Jesus' pimp, who stole money from the collection plate after Jesus' healing and magick show, was threatened. Judas suggestion that the perfume be sold and the money raised for the poor annoyed Jesus, because he'd never had a girlfriend before, and was reputedly celibate when he was executed: 'Leave her alone.' (Mk: 14. 6) Judas wanted slavery in ephemerality, rather than the brainpower associated with the host wombs of the human species of futanarian women and woman’s seed, which could liberate through the development of labor saving technologies and immortality conferring medical science. So Jesus must die and the story of the 'seed' of the human host along with him. Judas and the Roman Empire, along with Satan and the Satanists in Satanism, didn't want humans to sexually reproduce, but rather that they should be made lame brained to limp over the cliff in ephemeral slavery to death in the wars of the serpent’s seed against woman's. Sexual repression of the 'chosen people' of the juice, and the burning of 'pornographic' books, which described how human women actually reproduced sexually between themselves as their own juice flowed, was what occurred in Nazism.

The Roman rods or fasces surrounding an axe was the symbol of the Roman Empire's secrecy, because it was within the blind constructed by the chopping of wood for fence palings that the generals planned campaigns. When the Nazis adopted the symbol from Italian dictator, Benito Mussolini, who'd become fascist leader in Rome after the 1922 election, and who helped Adolf Hitler in his global war, they planned secret exterminations of the Jewish 'chosen people' behind fences topped with barbed wire called 'concentration camps', as it was there that the futanarian penis' semen, or 'juice', was to be 'concentrated' as 'oven ready' humans about to receive the 'Final Solution' of liquidation, which would be a dilution of the human species' power to free itself from slavery through sexually reproduced brainpower, and so would result in eventual human species' extinction. Unless the war movie entertainment system of Hollywood, Babylon, bred the parasitoid creature as a 'geek' devourer for the aliens to watch as it ate itself for the pleasure that afforded cinema audiences, or those watching at home on the small screen of television by means of signals relayed by satellite dish or through 'TV' aerials to the set: 'Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is six hundred threescore and six.' (Rev: 13. 18) Because the televisual receptors of the eyes are called 'rods', the fasces symbol of the rods and ax represented the blinding of the human race so that they remained in ignorance of the 24 hour chopping.

In the Bible the prophetic Revelation of Jesus' disciple, John, was that 666 was evil, because it represented 24 hour slavery for the human race, that is, 6 am through 6 am and again through 6 am the following day as the blinding into ignorance and slavery of the human host womb for war's entertainment system continued. Removal of the rods of the human eye was encouraged in the smoking of women's penis as symbolic cigarettes, while the brainpower that women's penis' semen afforded the race was long since suppressed into apparent non-existence. Consequently, the absence of the brains was equivalent to decapitation, while 24 hour shopping from 6 am through 6 am through 6 am was a sign of 'the beast': '...  they could not buy or sell unless they had the mark, which is the name of the beast or the number of its name.' (Rev: 13. 17) Without human semen there aren't humans, so futanarian women were 100% human, whereas men couldn't sexually reproduce with each other; according to their own belief system. Consequently, 24 hour shopping was a sign of 24 hour chopping, that is, the blinding of the human species by decapitation. The sign of 'the beast' was the absence of the human race from the supermarket trolley lanes, that is, if women's eyes were seen, the human body hadn't had its head chopped off by the alien that wanted only to see its own 'beastly nature', because the alien slavers didn't want women to know that they were God's futanarian 'foot' for the production of their own brains and eyes to free them from host womb enslavement to parasitoid devourment: 'Mystery, Babylon the great, mother of harlots and of the abominations of the Earth.' (Rev: 17. 5) Although Babylon was described as 'a woman' in the Bible, the city of Babylon (c. 4000 B.C.) was the capital of the Persian Empire, and so Babylon had a bad reputation because it was a male braining center for war. Because men and women in male braining had a single male brain they were a transvestite 'TV' wearing each other’s clothes for the televised sex war entertainments of the aliens. The single species that was women's futanarian humanity was the 'remnant of woman's seed' being waged war upon by the serpent’s seed.

In ancient Greece institutionalized host womb enslavement in homosexuality and pederasty for war against woman’s seed was established as what became the 'model for Western democracy', that is, disenfranchisement of women through the extinction of her futanarian human species arose as an 'abomination' promulgated as normal daily activity by Hollywood, Babylon's media industry and news networks. During the rise of 'Nazism' the Motion Picture Producers and Distributors of America's (MPPDA) President, Will Hays, imposed the 'Hays code', whereby women, in love scenes, at all times had 'at least one foot on the floor', because the film industry didn't want the audience to know that humans could sexually reproduce. If women knew they could make eyes and brains together, men would lose their voting power, whereas breeding the serpent’s seed for brainless warfare, and the extinction of the human race, would ensure that the aliens would always have the democratic authority to wage war against the humans: 'Beware Greeks bearing gifts.' According to the Greek poet, Homer, in his Iliad (760-710 B.C.), ancient Greece's war against Troy was characterized by the construction of a huge hollow wooden horse inside which the Greeks hid before the Trojans took the horse into the city, where they emerged to enslave the host wombs of the women for homosexuality in pederasty and to spread war and its contagions further. By the early 20th century the modern 'geeks' had developed 'bad machine code' to infect computer brainpower to prevent human progress. Moreover, men's mixing of blood, shit and semen in each other’s anuses in mocking rejection of women's sexual reproduction had produced the 'biological weapon' of the 'incurable killer disease', HIV/AIDS, transmitted by homosexuals: 'Men cursed the God of heaven for their pains and their sores but refused to repent of what they had done.' (Rev: 16. 11) What they'd done was prefer homosexuality and each other for pederasty in warfare against woman’s seed of futanarian human sexual reproduction to perpetuate slavery in ephemerality so that they could maintain power over the Earth's blind doom laden backwardness.

At the dawn of the 21st century the Trojan virus concept of the 'geek' programers had transmitted itself as international terrorism. Hijacking civil airliners, the Al Qaeda terrorist group, led by Osama Ben Laden, and operating out of Afghanistan, where the misogynist Taliban regime held power over women, crashed the planes into the Twin Towers of the World Trade Centre of New York city, on September 11, 2001, which symbolized the re-emergence of 'rough trade', that is, the 'brutality and violence' associated with homosexuality and pederasty. When the horror appeared 'live on CNN', and other television networks across the globe, it became clear that the terrorists, who'd hijacked planes at Boston's Logan airport, were copying the movie Logan's Run (1976) in which all those above 21 years of age were killed in order to prevent their being a drain on the socio-economic resources of the society as originally depicted in William F. Nolan's science fiction novel, Logan's Run (1967): 'By the early 1970s over 75 percent of the people living on Earth were under 21 years of age. The population continued to climb - and with it the youth percentage. In the 1980s the figure was 79.7 percent. In the 1990s, 82.4 percent. In the year 2000 - critical mass.' The 9/11 terrorists hadn't wanted the future to happen and so precipitated the Earth into a period of violent upheaval. Those who were aged over 21 in Logan's Run were called 'runners', while the killers were 'sandmen', which fit the profile of Arabian Middle Eastern terror. On April 15, 2014, the Boston Marathon footrace was bombed by Moslem terrorists from Russia, because misogyny wanted the futanarian race to be stopped from running there; as elsewhere. In Islam marriages have four wives, which afforded Moslem women the possibility of sexual reproduction with each other, but misogyny within Islam was rife, and so war was precipitated with the so-called Western democracies where human women no longer were seen to live. Although nudity was prevalent human nakedness wasn't, because sexual repression ensured that no one saw the women's penis.

The aim of the Great Terror was to extinguish the human futrace in a misogynist war against woman’s seed and the 'snuff movie' ethos of Hollywood, Babylon, saw the United States of America send an army to Iraq in March, 2003, to remove dictator, Saddam Hussein, for supporting Al Qaeda. Overlooking the ruins of the ancient capital city of Iraq, Babylon, Saddam Hussein's summer palace at Hillah summarized the irony of a Moslem people capable of sexually reproducing human brainpower through the futanarian framework of the four wife marriages of Islam. In Los Angeles, on the West coast of the United States of America, Hollywood, Babylon, had banned public media depictions of futanarian women's sexuality in order to maintain the Western model of democracy that the Greeks had used as the basis for spreading their contagion of homosexuality in pederasty and war. Developing their own brand of misogyny, extremist Moslems had provoked another episode in the war of the serpent’s seed against woman’s seed for the extinction of the human race. The Empire of Persian Babylon's abominations had shifted to the United States before shifting back again to the Middle East where Bakr Al Baghdadi, leader of the Independent State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS), arose to mock the ancient efforts of Egyptian mythology's restoring goddess, Isis.

The story of Islam had begun in Judaism when Isaac, the founder of Israel, was born to Sara, wife of Abraham, who became barren thereafter, and so gave her maid, the Egyptian woman, Hajer, to Abraham, while Hajer subsequently gave birth to Ishmael, who was the founder of Islam through his descendant, the Prophet Mohamed who, according to tradition, received the Koran, which was the basis for the adopting of a four wife marriage in Islam, from the angels. Although Abraham didn't have more than Sara as his wife, Moslem Islam adopted the principle that Hajer was a wife and so more than one wife became permissible in Islam. Because Hajer and Ishmael built the temple of Abraham in Mecca, Saudi Arabia, the 'Ka Ba', Hajer was employing her knowledge of ancient Egyptian mythology in which 'Ka' was 'spirit' and 'Ba' was soul', that is, the 'Ka Ba' represented women's sexual desire for unity as a futanarian species through the sexual reproduction afforded by the four wife marriage, which was why the annual pilgrimage of Moslems to the 'Ka Ba' in Mecca was called 'Haj' after Hajer, the Egyptian woman.

Abu Bakr's ISIS was a bloody travesty of the Egyptian goddess' Isis, who had restored the god, Ra, after his incarnation upon the Earth in the guise of Osiris, so that he could ascend as the 'sky god', Horus, to his abode in the House of Hathor, the mother goddess of Egyptian myth. Osiris was dismembered by his evil brother, the god Set, who corresponded to the television set in the 'TV wars' broadcast by Hollywood Babylon's media Empire as the human species fell apart at the beginning of the 21st century. Isis' symbolic fashioning of Osiris' penis anew, because she couldn't find all of the dismembered pieces of the god's body, represented the need for acceptance of woman’s seed, that is, futanarian women's humanity, by men like Jesus. Bakr Al Baghdadi's name was symbolic of the 'snuff mill', which ground 'bacca', that is, the 'moral grounds' for the 'TV wars' in the Gulf were non-existent, because the serpent’s seed had planned the human race as a 'snuff movie'. Bakr Al Baghdadi was a 'daddy' in the prison, whose 'bag' it was to 'snuff' Isis, that is, Iraq and Syria were his death film.

Although actor Peter Mayhew's Chewbacca was the 'wookie' crew member of the Millennium Falcon in the movie franchise, Star Wars, who'd fought against the evil Empire, wookies were aliens. Consequently, the beautiful Princess Leia, that is, actress Carrie Fisher, who was the leader of the rebel Federation, could only be conceived as sexually reproducing with Chewbacca if he was an actor in a costume, because xenophobia was an important aspect of the depiction of women as unattainable by anything other than leading Hollywood men, like Harrison Ford, who was Han Solo, the hero, in the battle against the evil Empire. Chewbacca's name carried overtones; Chewie 'bacca', for example, meant Jewing tobacco. The conflation of chew with Bakr denoted the role chosen for him in snuffing ISIS after chewing a grave situation over thoughtfully.

Without being overly explicit, the Star Wars movies made it plain that Chewbacca was more human than Bakr, that is, ISIS was xenophobically against woman’s seed because bloody warfare would mean the destruction of Iraq and Syria. Although the 'wookie' was an extraterrestrial, Chewie's relationship with Leia was one of love, and so genuinely human, whereas Bakr's relationship with woman’s seed was explicitly alien to human love. Women were being snuffed on the Earth by a parasitoid alien, although they were perforce still able to produce from their human wombs civilization, culture and art despite the parasite's depredations in its parasitoid wars against the host. Consequently, help for women's futanarian humanity's race could only come from the planets and stars where extraterrestrial humans dwelt. Ron Ray Gun's implementation of SDI's 'star wars' program began to look like a criminal's attempt to maintain the species in slavery and ephemerality so that the snuff film could continue, while the Military Industrial Complex (MIC) of the USA, which paid 1 billion US$ to keep each B1 Spirit bomber operational, grew richer and filthier.

Han Solo's Christ-like role in the film franchise Star Wars reflected upon the taboo against humans from having sexual relations with aliens, that is, Jesus' celibacy and death was an indication that the serpent’s seed wouldn't allow human sexual reproduction. Princess Leia's relationship with Chewbacca was more sympatico for cinema audiences than her relationship with Han Solo, because Han was more alien to her futanarian species from the point of view of viewers taught to prefer impossible sexual relations, because of taboos surrounding depictions of human sexual reproduction. Consequently, Chewbacca was the cinema audience's preferred partner for Leia who, because of repressive movie conventions, herself had to accept that she preferred the 'wookie' to Han Solo.

Solo was the unauthorized hero acting solo against the repressive Empire, but also he was the solo hand of the solitary masturbator alienated from reality. Han's engagement with conflict where scenes of human interaction were precluded by the movie censor's code, mirrored the early 21st century predicament of the 'gamer' alienated from humanity and using his joystick to kill hordes of women, because that's what unredeemed men had discovered they were for. Although the wookie was an extraterrestrial, censorship of sexual themes ensured that Chewie was sexually preferable for Leia from cinema audiences point of view, while Leia's captivity as a bikini clad slave girl in Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi (1983) indicated that she was only a masturbation icon anyway, because her own human species of futanarian woman’s seed was extinct, or was in the process of becoming so, and the few 'remnants' of her race represented a last wank over the home video release; as they'd be removed from the cinema if any aliens saw.

Symbolically, Chewbacca was the Jew 'bacca' mill, that is, the extinction of the human race on 'moral grounds', because of Nazism, and which translated as the 'ground bacca' of the 'snuff mill' of Hollywood Babylon's movie Empire. Its enemy was the rebel Federation led by Princess Leia, because it wanted to make 'snuff movies' about futanarian women's species' extinguishment. Consequently, Bakr Baghdadi corresponded to 'Chewie' bacca, that is, he was 'snuff daddy' in the women's prison. Or, in other words, a Jewish pogromer, whose bag it was to extinguish the penis of woman’s seed as a last chew on her stogie in Iraq and Syria, which was to become the Independent Levant (IL), where Israel's 'chosen people' lie.

Eden was believed to have been in Iraq, where the biblical story of Eve and Adam's enslavement in parasitism was set. Jesus of Nazareth's' birth in Palestine's Bethlehem, and his death in Jerusalem, and subsequent Resurrection and Ascension to heaven in the Garden of Gethsemane prefigured that of woman’s seed, which had been extinguished early in the history of the Earth in order to prevent the true humans, women, from generating a 'footrace'. Jesus' ascent to heaven prefigured the futanarian race's running and escaping to the stars and planets away from the 'parasitoid' alien creature that had preyed on the human host from the womb it'd subverted in Eden. It was now evident from the research that the Professor had done, although he wasn't able to see the joke, that the alien 'parasitoid', which was described as having grown to the size of a 'red dragon' in order to devour women's children in the biblical story of Revelation, was indeed an alien pun of some sort.

In the Bible the archangel Michael blew the last trump before Judgment Day, which some few people had associated with Donald Trump, the American business tycoon, whose campaign for the United States' Presidency had seen him likened to former President, Bill Clinton, who was used to being blown under the table in the Oval Office of the Whitehouse by Monica Lewinski, first amongst Bill's aides in Washington, D.C. There'd been an attempt to extinguish Bill through impeaching him for allowing his trumpet to be blown by Monica, who clearly had thought she was just being good with Santa, but who turned out to be a manifestation of Satan when she was vilified in the world's media for blowing his trumpet. Although Monica Lewinski mightn't have been the archangel Michael, the women's blowing of the men's trumpet to indicate that Judgment Day was come seemed ubiquitous enough to suggest that hell and perdition couldn't be too far distant, but why?

Obviously the parasitoid liked to be read to, and the Bible was the text it liked to hear of its exploits as a renowned father who cared for others, because it afforded humans a picture of the devourer as a type of Santa, who wasn't consuming the children as Satan in its endless wars against humanity. The concept of God as a father was a help and a blessing for those who wanted to exterminate woman’s seed, because she'd never have eyes of her own to see with, or brains enough to develop intelligence and labor saving technologies conferring immortality through medical science and permanent wisdom; if the 'moral grounds' of the 'snuff mill' blinded her to the existence of her own futrace's penis' semen.

The Bible story of Onan depicted God's annoyance with men for having enslaved the host womb of the human species. Ordering Onan to impregnate Tamar, the wife of his dead brother, Onan had sexual intercourse with her, but didn't want a child and so had wanked off his semen onto the ground instead and God had killed him. Although the punishment seemed unjust to readers, to those who listened and had the Bible read to them by the blind, Onan's fate calmed them in the certain knowledge that the readers were enslaved, because they accepted that Onan was killed for having a wank, whereas Onan's eyes and brain were killed because God was annoyed with men for having exterminated the human host womb with her own futanarian penis' semen for the sexual reproduction of her own eyes and brains' powers for liberation, so that they could have a wank.

Men's response was that wankers should be blind, so women never knew that they had penis' semen of their own, because men had already killed those wankers in order to blind the human race by decapitating her in male braining. Believing that human sexual reproduction was just wank, men killed each other in order to ensure that blindness and ignorance pervaded the Earth, because someone had misinformed them that wanking made masturbators blind. Well, it would if men killed humans for wanking, because there'd be less human brains, and more asexual alien slaver brains proffering pornographic pictures of how parasites got into the human host womb.

The joke seemed to be that, although Donald Trump might be President, and be blown by some aides, Ivanka Trump wouldn't, because she didn't have anything to blow. She had something to blow with, and so blowing a last Trump was possible for the voluptuous beauty, but the incest taboo was even more prohibitive than Bill Clinton's wife, Hilary, had been when brunette Whitehouse 'mouthpiece', Monica Lewinski, had blown it for that President. There was conjecture about whether Hilary would have aides in the future, although some thought she'd get aides if she blew Donald Trump, whereas most uncommitted observers thought it unlikely. Bill's bitter assertion that he'd only had a lemon aide saved him with blondely romantic Hilary, but it was evident that the archangel Michael would frown most severely on whoever deliberately sought to transmit the HIV virus.

The key to the joke was the story of Oedipus, as dramatized by the Greek Sophocles in Oedipus Rex (c. 429 B.C.), and where the central protagonist's name meant 'lame', because it was a lame excuse to walk on in brain damage with the foot of an alien dragging the species backwards when the true penis' semen of the futanarian race was available to assist the race to run and escape from the reptile tracking it. Oedipus was depicted as metaphorically blind throughout his life, because he killed his father, Laius, without knowing who he was, and married his mother, Jocasta, without knowing who she was. Discovering that he'd committed the 'sin of incest, Oedipus blinded himself and then asked his daughter, Antigone, to guide his footsteps. As he wasn't futanarian, Oedipus' story was of the progeny of an alien race enslaving the human race known as 'women', that is, he was blind because men in racism didn't want Antigone and Jocasta to know women sexually reproduced with each other as the Earth's human species.

The incest taboo was a prohibition against women sexually reproducing with each other, and having smoked women's penis like a cigarette to extinguishment, men's 'smoking' was extended to the 'remnant' of God's 'seed', which is why they'd attached themselves to the human species' penis and womb to begin with. By inveigling Antigone into guiding his blind footsteps, Oedipus' behavior was typically parasitical. Rather than that she lived to see the future, the woman would waste her life in showing a blind old serpent the path to where she might have lived, if he hadn't been looking to exterminate her race further. Although the archangel Michael was nominated as the angel who'd blow the last trump before judgment upon the serpent’s seed, Donald was hoping it wasn't going to be his, whereas Ivanka Trump's Playboy nude center spreads revealed she, 'Just couldn't be blowed with it anyway.'

 

 

Idiots From The Planet Idiom

 

I

 

Odium strode through the piazza on his way to the Palace of Idiotic's gates. He was Lord here, despite the opinions of the masses, he thought to himself. There'd been a move to alter the theidiocy of the planet Idiom, but he'd 'put his foot down'. The young would have to bear with the instruction of their elders for quite some time yet; forever in fact. He chuckled with manly merriment. It'd been a simple process ensuring that the rule of the ancient idiots of idiom was maintained. The education gurus of the Ministry of Idiocy had besieged the lawmakers in the corridors of power in a move to revolutionize the ways in which the children received their instruction, so that obedience was no longer demanded of the idiotic in infantilism, and there might once more be adults growing upon the planet Idiom. But Odium had squashed the rebels' protests by referring them to the basic educational maxim of his predecessor; Idiot XXII. If children received the education merited from those who wanted to be able to think for themselves, it would mean the end of fatherliness in favor of individual development without askance. What would the fathers do without children to instruct in the nonsense of previous generations? They'd have to find something else to do, apart from devise means of making wars in order to kill the populations and ensure that there was a new crop of educable youth to train in the ways of the insensibly foolish, which is what the planet Idiom was for.

In recent years they'd developed the B2 stealth bomber, 'Spirit', in order to creep up on people from a great height and destroy their cities in the name of Jesus' Holy Spirit, which was an excellent unpreviously thought of usage of idiom. When Jesus' Holy Spirit was thought about, the idiots of Idiom instantly conceived of black manta ray-like shapes from the depths of the sea stealthily emerging to zoom about the skies of Idiom and drop, or otherwise deliver, mega-death to the planetary surface. Although it wasn't exactly in keeping with Jesus' maxim, it was idiomatic: 'Love your neighbor as you love yourself.' (Mk: 12. 31) Jesus had taught of the Holy Spirit that would teach after him, and the Roman guard at his crucifixion, Longinus, had stuck his spear into his side, and rooted about in there with it, to see if he could get the Holy Spirit to come out of there, and give him a lesson: 'Surely, this was the son of God?' (Matt: 27. 54) According to the Bible, the first woman, Eve, emerged from the side of Adam, the first man, which had suggested to the Romans that Jesus' Holy Spirit would emerge in the same way, if Longinus, the Roman guard, could get close enough to cut Jesus' side open with his spear, which was why the Romans had him taken to the hill of Calvary outside the city of Jerusalem, and nailed him to a cross of wood there, where he was tortured by the guards of Rome; until he died.

What the Romans hadn't bargained for was that Jesus would experience Resurrection and Ascension to heaven in accordance with God's plan for woman’s seed. God had told Eve, the first woman, in the Bible: 'You shall crush the head of the serpent with your foot, but he will bruise your heel.' (Gen: 3. 15) Odium of Idiom had understood it perfectly. The children were to understand it idiomatically. There wasn't any concrete realistic interpretation for God's words to Eve. It was idiomatic. The serpent was described in the Bible as giving the 'fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil', which it was death to taste, to Eve, saying 'You shall be as gods.' (Gen: 3. 5) The Old Testament of the Bible, which was superseded, according to Christianity, by the New Testament teaching of Jesus Christ, was the history and law of the Jewish 'chosen people', that is, their Torah and Talmud, and the figure of the serpent was the angel, Satan, transformed and placed in Eden by God for rejecting God's plan that the human host should be greater than the angelic. God told Eve her 'seed' would have 'enmity' with the serpent's, because Jewish tradition was that Adam was a hermaphroditic anthropos, that is, self-fertilizing. In human terms, Adam was a futanarian woman with woman’s seed so, when Odium said he was 'putting his foot down' on the planet of Idiom, it was slightly more than appositely biblical. Jesus' mother, the Virgin Mary, birthed Jesus uncontaminated by male semen, because he and she were the prefiguration of the Resurrection and Ascension of woman’s seed. God intended she should sexually reproduce human brainpower to take the species to colonize the planets amongst the stars of heaven above the planet Idiom, which had become the new name of Earth after idiomatic expressions had been universally adopted by its rulers to ensure brain slavery for its peoples. Jesus was the 'snuff' god, as the Roman guard Longinus had surely said, with an American accent, and incomprehensible spoken idiom was the means whereby the people were kept talking in ignorance; for example, 'to put one's foot down' meant to exterminate the 'chosen people' in Nazi death camps, because they were futanarian woman’s seed, whereas those who learnt idiom believed it meant that decisiveness of a high moral order attributable to fathers.

In Christian iconography, Jesus' mother, the Virgin Mary, was depicted crushing the head of the serpent with her foot, because that was how the human futanarian race expected to run and escape from host womb slavery in parasitism to the serpent’s seed that somehow untold millennia ago had inveigled itself into the futanarian womb of woman’s seed to steal her penis' semen and replicate itself to kill her species. In parasitology, a parasite is termed 'parasitoid', if it emerges to kill the host, which is what men had been doing for millennia until their latest B2 'Spirit' bomber costing US $ 1 billion each to operate and maintain had been too much for the peoples of the planet Idiom to ignore. The sight of the fruits of the propaganda Empire of Hollywood, Babylon, USA, producing images of penisless babes for the Idiomians to marvel at with 'bug eyes' was an image of the absence of the futanarian race, because the footrace had been 'put down' idiomatically before its children were able to be educated in the sexual mode of reproduction of the human species. Producing 'bug eyed monsters' like science fictional warlords was what the Idiomians had taught themselves to do, and by the late 20th century, HIV/AIDS, as the latest STD 'bug' spread by men's mixing of blood, shit and semen in each other’s anuses in rejection of human futanarian woman’s seed had effectively ensured that only BEMs would be seen on the planet Idiom in the future, because through the 'biological weapon' of the biblical 'blood plague' (Rev: 11. 6) women were kept in fearful faithfulness to their ring slavers for warfare waged against her own race.

In ancient Greece, which was held to be 'the model of democracy' on Idiom, women's host wombs had been institutionally and parasitically enslaved for homosexuality in pederasty for war against the human race. The Bible explained that men and women were a single male brained creature wearing each other’s clothes as a transvestite 'TV' waging war against itself for the entertainment of the evil alien parasitoid devourer: 'The second beast was given power to give breath to the image of the first beast, so that the image could speak and cause all who refused to worship the image to be killed.' (Rev: 13. 15) Although the 'TV' television machine hadn't been invented until 1926, the image of the 'beasts' had been transmitted like a contagious plague since at least this description of the 'woman', Babylon, from the Bible, who gave her name to the capital city of the Persian Empire, and later to the capital of the entertainment Empire, Los Angeles, Hollywood district, west coast California state, the USA: 'Mystery, Babylon the great, mother of harlots and of the abominations of the Earth.' (Rev: 17. 5) Without human futanarian woman’s seed to sexually reproduce brainpower, the species would only be a 'TV' manufactured as 66.6% 'recurring' of the human 'remnant' of woman’s seed: 'And the dragon was wroth with the woman and went to make war on the remnant of her seed.' (Rev: 12. 17) Or, as Jesus' disciple, John, observed in his prophetic apocalyptic Revelation of the period of global conflict that would precede God's giving perdition to the evil, as the eternal unendurable pain of their punishment, while the rest of humanity received a new heaven and Earth: 'Let he that has wisdom have understanding. The number of the beast is the number of a man and his number is six hundred three score and six.' (Rev: 13. 8) Or, in other words, '666' was the number of the men of Idiom's anti-democratic disenfranchisement of woman’s seed in misogynist dictatorship masquerading as the wolves' 'shepherding' of the people. Men and women were 66.6% recurring without woman’s seed, that is, the unperceived 33.3%, which the 'beast' had divorced from her own species by stealing her penis to replicate itself and kill her.

In Judaism the futanarian tradition was that a Jew could be born only from a woman, which is why Jesus was born uncontaminated from his mother, the Virgin Mary, because that's how humans were born. Although Christianity thought that the Judeo-Christian tradition was against Moslem Islam, because Judaism was founded by Isaac, the son of Sara, Abraham's wife, Sara's barrenness and giving of her maid, Hajer, to Abraham, who subsequently bore Ishmael, who was the founder of Islam through his descendant, Mohamed, who received the Koran (610-30 C.E.) from the angels, was a continuation of the human futanarian tradition of woman’s seed. Consequently, the US' war against Moslem Islam, using its B2 'Spirit' bombers against the women there in their one-piece coverall of the traditional burka, who kept their bodies secret, and apart from their eyes' visibility, was a war against human futanarian woman’s seed secretly breeding amongst the four wife Moslem families of the women of Islam in fear. Lest the eyes of the West, besotted with the ubiquitous nudity of their brainless and penisless babes, should detect their existence and seek their deaths.

The US' deployment of their B2 'Spirit' bombers, following after the development of their original 'beast', the B1 bomber, represented the peoples' of Idiom 'putting their foot' down, whether they liked it or not, because they didn't understand the idiom to begin with; as no one had bothered to explain it to them. Indeed, as Odium and his predecessor, Idiot XXII, had planned it. If the children, who were kept artificially prone to illness and death by the huge expenditure on luxury items like the B2 'Spirit' bomber, weren't taught the meaning latent in the idiom they learned by rote and expressed unconsciously, they'd remain ignorant in their ephemeral memoryless role as cannon fodder for men's wars against the human race, which would never escape from its alien parasitoid devouring for the entertainment of the evil couch potatoes sitting at home watching the 'TV' warring against its selves. God had promised Eve Redemption, and the 'fruit of the tree of life', which was immortality, although she and Adam would have to labor, while Eve experienced labor pain, before Jesus' birth as the redeemer uncontaminated by male semen. Jesus' death, Resurrection and Ascension to heaven prefigured that of woman’s seed devising starships through her own sexually reproduced brains' powers to take her humanity to colonize the planets amongst the stars of heaven above, which was the Redemption of science and technology productive of rejuvenative medicine and longevity to defeat death in grown intelligence, and so escape Idiom forever.

 

II

 

The gleaming spires of the city of Idio were clear in the evening air. The Lord Odium reflected upon how the city had been built after the model of the ancient Greek Ilium of the Greek poet, Homer's Iliad (760--10 B.C.), which related how the Greeks had sailed their ships to the city of Troy, somewhere in ancient Asia Minor, and had laid siege to the city of Troy, where Prince Paris had ensconced Helen, wife of Menelaus, brother of Agamemnon, king of Sparta, who'd so taken exception to Paris' abduction of the famously beautiful Helen that he'd ordered the Greek soldiery to set sail for Troy and capture it to restore Helen to Greece. It'd taken the ruse of the huge hollow wooden horse left outside the gates of the city to be taken in by the unsuspecting Trojans to where the Greeks emerged to enslave the host wombs of the women of Troy for homosexuality in pederasty for war against woman’s seed and spread their Greek contagion further. Odium reflected on the ritual that had attended the founding and building of the new city of Idio, and how the people had willingly embraced the 'Trojan horse' of viral acceptance.

Now the people's council voted a huge sum of money each year to the successors of the Greeks, the 'geeks', to devise 'bad machine code' to infect the computer brains of their enemies, and so ensure that the human futanarian race of woman’s seed wouldn't receive the machine assistance it needed to process information and store knowledge in its memory banks to invest in the future of a colonization of the planets amongst the stars of heaven above through starship technologies developed and implemented, as a space program, with the aid of the artificially created computer peripherals supportive of human brainpower. Odium smiled insidiously as he recalled how the young were always indubitably duped into participating in the ritual contamination attending the founding of each new city on Idiom. Following tradition, the city elders hid inside a huge hollow wooden horse after the model of the Greeks before Troy, where they were taken in by a cadre of schoolkids, unaware of the significance of the 'Trojan horse', to within the gates of the city of Idio where the Ancient Keepers of Stupidity fatuously appeared to great applause and opened the Viral Halls of the Bad Machine Code complex of buildings there.

Traditionally 'geeks' were circus freaks who ate the heads of chickens, which was a useful idiomatic obfuscation of the truth. By infecting the brains of the computers that assisted human brainpower, the geeks effectively beheaded the species, that is, they devoured its chicks' heads, before the chickens could reach maturity, and anyway there weren't any cocks in the hen house to begin with, so there weren't actually any chicks or chickens' heads either, because the geeks had already eaten them. As woman’s seed was long extinct, there hadn't been any real cocks' heads for ages, which meant that the output of chicks and chickens' heads by cocks was a fiction. The cocks were as headless as the chicks and the chickens, that is, the human race was a chicken without a cock, although despite its penislessness it was still able to run brainlessly, while the geeks infected its machine brains to ensure that those eggs wouldn't be fertile either. Now computer scientists were developing the PC terminal whereby the personal computer functioned as the provider of sex education doctored to deny that the human futanarian species of woman’s seed had ever sexually reproduced its own brains' powers to escape from its PCs. As long as the people believed what their PCs told them the human race was terminaled, that is, death sentenced to extinction by a machine beheaded by geeks to prevent it telling humans how to sexually reproduce without having their heads eaten by the alien parasitoid devourer.

Idiocratic thought maintained that rule throughout Idiom could only be maintained by the rigorous instructing of the young in idiomatic phrases, which they'd be progressively unable to understand, but would use unconsciously, as if they thought that they could, and so ignorance in unconscious stupidity would become normative, and the powerful elite of the geeks would continue undeterred, unrepentant, unobserved, and unperturbed; despite Jesus' disciple John's apocalyptic observation that men who preferred viral activity in homosexuality in pederasty for 'biological war' against woman’s seed were irredeemable: 'Men cursed the God of heaven for their pains and their sores, but they refused to repent of what they had done.' (Rev: 16. 11) Without human sexual reproduction of brainpower amongst woman’s seed, the evil alien parasitoid devourer's 'biological warfare' against human nature would continue, as PCs terminaled the species kept artificially ignorant by the geeks' pogroming the race with its virus of human 'software' biotechnological contaminants. Idiomatically, PCs were understood as 'politically correct' by the young, but the idiocracy understood that they were policemen ensuring that the human futanarian species of woman’s seed were censored until the race was terminaled through lack of sex education. In short, by preventing humans learning about sex, the geeks had beheaded their race as alien parasitoid devourers. The modern day geeks had found a way of eating their chickens' heads without swallowing them. If humans didn't produce any children then the geeks had successfully consumed their brains by removing their penis. Or, in other words, the geeks had invented the penisless and brainless race, which ran around headlessly without any prospect of escaping from its unconscious enslavement to the serpent’s seed of host womb slavery in parasitism for devourment by the evil alien parasitoid monster of which the geek elite were its doom's harbingers.

The Roman poet Virgil recorded in book two of his Aeneid (19 B.C) how the ancient Greek priest Laocoon's words had reverberated throughout the subsequent generations of humankind: 'Beware Greeks bearing gifts.' Interpreted by schoolchildren as an idiomatic phrase warning them against Greeks generally, the dangerousness of the gifts themselves went ignored, and the result was the sexually transmitted disease (STD), HIV/AIDS, that is, the human immuno-deficiency virus (HIV) that produced the acquired immuno-deficiency syndrome (AIDS), which resulted in organ collapse and bodily death through brain infection and ultimate extinction of the individual personality in agony. In Idiom it was possible to purchase a packet of Trojan condoms, but it hadn't been possible to explain to the generations after Laocoon that the idiomatic 'gifts' of the Greeks were an 'incurable killer disease' sexually transmitted by homosexuals in pederasty for war against human nature, because it was idiom that kept the people in unconscious ignorance and ephemerality, which was necessary for the evil enslaving alien parasitoid devourer to maintain in order for it to continue enjoying the extinction of the race it'd made into a TV for that very purpose.

 

III

 

The couched potato laughed mirthlessly and tuned in to an old TV episode of CBS' Hawaii Five-O (1968-80). It liked to watch the buttholes surfing in the opening credits to the show's beginning. It was indeed listening to The Butthole Surfers, a band whose track, 'Pepper' (1996) from the album, Electriclarryland, was one of its favorites, because it didn't like the almost universally popular Five-O theme by Morton Stevens, which was 'surf music' for 'beach bums', whom he distrusted, because beachcombers were too independent. In this 252nd episode of Five-O, first shown on January 4, 1979, actor Jack Lord in the role of the USA's 50th state of Hawaii's police officer, Detective Captain Steve McGarrett, will say 'murder one' to his sidekick, and 'Book 'em Danno.' He always invariably does, which delights the couched potato in his viral lair, because he's the number one murderer on the planet Idiom, whose been parasitoidly devouring the human species through its buttholes ever since its can remembered. It's season # 11, episode # 13, 'Number One With A Bullet, Part 2,' in which McGarrett says, 'It was a bastard like you who killed my father.' His father, 42, had been run down and killed by someone who had just held up a supermarket. The couch potato was behind the wheel, and the supercriminal is continuing to put the human species' foot down acceleratedly:

 

'Marky got with Sharon, Sharon got Sherice.

She was sharin' Sharon's outlook on the topic of disease.

Mikey had a facial scar, and Bobby was a racist.

They were all in love with dyin', they were doin' it in Texas.'

 

IV

 

'Come again?'1

 

1 Idiot XV's reportedly alleged wittily false repudiation of the doctrine of Christian Salvation.

 

V

 

Jesus, of course, always denied he was the 'snuff god', simply saying he was 'the snuff, man', with that usual, rather quiet, laconically understated humor once Jews were famous for: 'And you will see the son of man sitting at the right hand of the mighty one and coming on the clouds of heaven.' (Mk: 14. 62) If he could avoid the puffs of gunsmoke, 'doin' it in Texas', of course, where they were doubtless clenching their euphemistic woman's penis between their teeth cigarettely, while fellating the subliminal phallus down to her smoked butt.

 

 

A Grease Tin Allegory

 

'I want to be a Grease Tin and go to Oven,' insisted the dish that had remained in Old Mother Hubbard's cupboard for at least as long as she could remember.

'Well, first of all you have to be Pure-ified, and made Pure-fect,' said a rather austere-looking coffee-pot, hand on hip, nose in the air and, trembling like some kind of kitchen utensil's version of a pointer dog, indicating the lemon-sparkling freshness of a squeezy bottle marked 'Pure' balanced precariously on the rim of the baptismal font or 'sink' as it was commonly known.

'How do I get there? The Pure virgin looked askance at its new found - and obviously aristocratic - ally.

'You have to 'convert' to Go'd and ask to have the gas oven changed for one that works by electricity,' the gravy boat explained gravily.

'Then I'll be a Grease Tin?' the dish asked eagerly.

'Not quite. You have to be taken down off the shelf as well.'

'Oh! I don't want to be left on the shelf for too long, can't I just throw myself out of the cupboard in order to be baptized and cleansed from 'sink'?

'Of course not, it might be misconstrued as being attempted suicide, a cardinal sin which would - if unsuccessful - leave you tarnished - and, if successful, you would have committed a great crime against Go'd and must spend the rest of eternity at the back of the potting shed in the garden, forced to rub shoulders with those dreadful 'bent' screws, 'wired' coppers and in 'mates'.

'Oh, I'd hate that! I'd much rather be a Grease Tin, how can I make it to be so?' wailed the less than sanguine pasty dish.

'You have to get involved in wooing and winning,' said the coffee-pot out of the corner of its spout, not wanting the rest of the ironmongery to hear its 'hellfire' preaching; there was a primus stove in the corner somewhere that was beginning to harp on angelically about the great heavenly blessings that would be produced, if the tin would only choose the path of Oiliness: 'Only wait patiently and, one day, you'll meet with a great Annoying Tin for you to submit to and, instead of throwing yourself away, throw yourself at, and together you'll go to Oven as Grease Tins,' the coffee-pot did its best not to smirk disdainfully - and failed.

'How long will all this take?' the dish, which rather wanted to run away with the spoon actually, wanted to know.

'First, you have to convert,' ordered the coffee-pot, its arm sternly trembling between hip and shoulder, causing its body to vibrate energetically as if about to explode cholerically in a paroxysm of righteous coffee-ing, 'Ask 'Go'd to forgive you your tin-ness and accept Grease from the bottom of your 'hard'; only then, armed with the Grease of Go'd, will you be able to hold up your head high as a Greased Tin, but first you must 'convert' through 'Wholly Gas' to Electric City in order to dwell forever in the City of the Elect.

'But isn't Elect Trick City a device of the Satan, the Prince of the Powers of the Air, the Trickster, he who seeks to steel our soles by deception that we may all burn in eternal fire for our tin-ness?'

'That's why you have to be washed from 'sink' in order that your tin-ness might be cleansed and, converted, wearing Go'd's armor plate-tin, and with Grease as a safeguard, you can pass through Elect Trick City bed-devilled but unscathed.

'Bed-devilled?'

Tempted by she-devils, allurers with flaming hair seeking to catch you in their fiery embrace and leave you bereft of Grease, stripped of Go'd's armor plate-tin, your tin - nakedness - visible to all, your blackened sole beyond all redemption from sink.'

'Couldn't I become a Pawned Again Grease Tin?'

'If you would be Redeemed from Pawn you must ask for Grease for your tin-ness and be washed from 'sink'.

'Oh, I can't be bothered with all that,' said the fallen Grease Tin now cast into sink-fulness.

For a while everything seemed like Oven; Virgin-tinny was soon lost of course, the Grease Tin devilled almost constantly, and bed-devilled as well, by quilt feelings; the bed-devillers, with their flaming hair and insatiable appetites, tempting the Grease Tin to lie with them in 'the places that had been prepared for them' on the gas rings in the circles of Fell until, black end sole corrupted beyond all recognition, a Black Hole appeared through which the Grease of Go'd seeped away, making the Grease Tin aware of its tin-foil state and, no longer bed-devilled by the flame-haired allurers, left to 'sink' 'n despair.

‘Told you so,' crowed the coffee-pot gloatingly, 'you'll have to convert from the bottom of your hard now - or else!'

'But there's a Black Hole in my bottom,' lamented the Grease Tin, 'what's the use, sir?'

'Someone'll be along to take care of your tin in the morning, but first you'll have to ask for Greaseness for your tin.'

'Why?'

'You have been caught tin adulterate; you are no longer a Grease Tin but are in adulterated tin because of your lack of Grease and black end hard sole. Haven't you ever heard of the Tin Commandments?' You've allowed your shelf to become polluted by mixing with non-Greased tins, like the flame-haired bed-devils, for instance,' said the coffee-pot sternly, the arm on its hip vibrating so intensely it seemed about to whistle and begin blowing its STOP!

'I'll seek for Greaseness and ask to be Comforted,' agreed the former Grease Tin slyly.

'First you have to Convert,' the coffee-pot stressed, slowly and carefully so that the foilish tin couldn't possibly misunderstand, 'then you'll be Comforted - as much as you like because, though Pawned Again, you'll have been redeemed from your tin-foil nature; you'll be a Pawn Again Grease Tin ready to try to resist the temptation of the bed-devillers again.

'Okay,' leered the tin-foil one with the Black Hole in its hard sole.

'Tomorrow the tin-ker will be here,' the coffee-pot managed to grind out before, boiling over, it emitted a high pitched whine, 'to save you from your adulterated tin!'

The unwholly tin lay in its sinkfulness all night examining the hole in its black end hard sole from which the Grease of Go'd had long since departed, and determined to convert from its tin-ness the very next day.

'That's a nasty Black Hole you've got there in your hard sole,' the tin-ker observed, 'too much unalloyed devilling, I'll be bound.'

'Just so,' admitted the tin-foil one, 'I was bed-devilled a great deal, but I want the conversion ceremony now so that I can go to Oven and be one 'plated with the armor of Go'd' who, with the Grease of Go'd, can get Pawned Again and Again and ...'

'Okay,' sighed the tinker, 'I'll do the conversion for you, but you've lost your virgin-tinny forever, and you'll never be able to go to Oven because, although I can cleanse your tin-ness using this bottle of Oily Spirit, I can't do anything about the hole in your hard sole and you'll never get back the Grease of Go'd.'

So the tinker anointed the tin-foil one with the Oily Spirit and washed it from 'sink' so that it shone as wholly with the light of Pure-ity, and he converted St.Ove by Wholly Gas to Electric City; but it wasn't enough, the Pure-if-I'd ...  tin was 'left on the shelf' on account of its anti-Greased Tin Holeyness, which would always prevent it from passing unscathed through the devillings of the bed-devillers in Oven.

Then one fine day the unwanted tin suddenly felt itself lifted from off the shelf.

'Oh Gody!' it thought, 'I'm to be lifted up into Oven, my tin-ness forgiven, my Virgin-tinny restored, my Holeyness renewed thanks to the Oily Spirit and the Grease of Go'd.'

'The tin's adulterated with being led,' said the owner of the pawn shop.

So once more the poor tin was 'left on the shelf' for what seemed a lifetime, but it whiled away the years thinking about its hellzapoppin' days being devilled by the bed-devillers with their fiery tops and their even more fiery bottoms, but tins not being what they used to be and the memories becoming more and more tarnished 'as ti-ime go-o-o-o-oes by-y-y,' it began to turn to Go'd.

The process was slow and painful, but a sure one, and one day the familiar voice of Old Mother Hubbard was once more heard echoing about the dusty environs of the pawn shop.

'Here's the ticket and the pennies. I want my tin.'

'It's 'left on the shelf' somewhere,' said the pawn shop owner, 'through there at the back, here's a paper bag, put it in there, just hand over the ticket that's on it as you leave, number ...' he consulted the stub she'd given him, 'six-hundred-and-sixty-six' and, ushering her on in, didn't even glance up as, beaming happily, what was a very old lady indeed after all these years, slapped #666 on the counter and breezed gaily out into the summery streets.

'Would you believe it?' she marveled, lifting the tin out of the paper bag and examining it in front of 'Oven'. 'It's somehow been transmuted into Gold!'

'Converted to Go'd,' a still rather tinny voice was heard to murmur, 'I wonder if I'd Convert I'd be Comforted,' the coffee-pot beamed brighter than the little old lady who was rapidly calculating how much Go'd was worth and pushing it into the microwave in order to see what was what, as it were.

There was a flash and a burst of sparks, then several more flashes and several more bursts of sparks and, moments later, the former tin-foil one was carried reverently from the Elect Trick Computer Oven into the dining room, raised to a lofty position on top of the mahogany cyborg and left to reflect on what it meant to be Converted, or rather Comforted, that is, Computered.

'Time seemed to be suspended,' the tin Go'd told its old mentor the silver coffee-pot, its coffee-ing days long gone, the job having been taken over by the microwave for ages now, 'but I can remember everything very clearly. There was a lot of devilling and bed-devilling going on for what seemed like an eternity and, just as I was getting bored with it, Old Mother Hubbard 'lifted me up' and 'left me on the shelf' again.'

After being Pawned you were Pawn Again because, though Converted, you still needed to be Comforted, so you were Computer-read, that is, translated into Heaven to experience the Rapture of a Pawn Again Grease Tin,' declared the coffee-pot smiling silverly in its hoary old age, 'and discovered Time-travel in the process,' it scowled at nothing in particular.

'I won't have to be Pawn yet again, will I?' the tin Go'd hoped. 'Of course not, you'll have to get married with a big Annoying Tin who'll Compute you into Old Age and'll probably turn up soon enough,' the coffee-pot looked very solid and respectable all of a sudden.

'How soon will that be?' the tin Go'd wanted to know, getting all interested and a bit flustered.

'These two will go nicely together,' said Old Mother Hubbard, placing the Grease Tin Go'd and the Silver coffee-pot side by side on the mantelpiece above the fireplace.

 

 

Concentrate

 

The British invented the 'Concentration Camp' during the Boer war, but it was 'perfected' by the Germans. What, exactly is a 'concentration camp' for? Well, er ... concentration. Simple, isn't it? Well, er ... no. Why were the Germans so concerned with those two concepts of the übermensch and the minorities in their midst? The transcendent will, as postulated by Nietzsche, is essentially a recipe for praxis without compassion, or what the Americans call pragmatism  - what works.

So the Nazis put Jews, gypsies and other minorities into 'camps' in order to make them concentrate  - on what? It sounds ridiculous. I was often told to concentrate at school, but that was just the teacher demonstrating a healthy concern with my educational development  - a curious word combo that, 'devil hope' (develop).

There were stories of parties in the early days of the 'camps' in Germany, and many of those transported were told they were being taken to what the British later termed 'Holiday Camps', like Butlins or Pontins or ... well, you see? And, in fact, there were parties and entertainments - to begin with; so what went wrong? Let's not fool ourselves. 'The Final Solution', the holocaust happened  - and was planned, but it might not have. While Germany was winning the Second World War, those inside the Concentration Camps were, relatively speaking, well cared for. But with reversals like Kürsk in '41 on the Russian front and, in particular, Normandy in '44, pressure was intensified on those within the camps to  - concentrate. But on what?

Let's ask another question. Do you believe in God? I do. So..? Well, what is it that you are required to do when you go to any church of any denomination?  - pray, or in other words, concentrate. William Blake, the great English poet in his opus ‘Jerusalem’ speaks of the 'dark Satanic mills'. Most people, if they read Jerusalem  - and they do, it's a national hymn  - assume that this is a reference to the cotton industries of Lancashire and West Yorkshire which were infamous for paying slave wages to their workers, but it's actually based on Blake's perceptions of organized religion; at which point it might be worth mentioning that the Gothic Cathedrals of Europe were designed by the masons that built them to be 'transmitters in stone' that would channel the prayer energies of their devotees towards the Infinite  - of course, they'd have to concentrate.

Nobody, of course, would seriously think of making correlations between the Nazi Concentration Camps and Organized Religion, would they? Would they? Well, let's ask ourselves another question. What, precisely, were those in the camps being asked to concentrate on? God? It sounds logical enough  - or gods. It's still difficult to find a Methodist and a Baptist who can agree on any fundamental theological principles, and in Hinduism there are 'many gods', to say nothing of otherworldly belief systems such as spiritualism or Wicca. So, that's clear then, those in the camps were, at first gently, then perforce out of necessity, and then later under duress and threat of imminent extinction made to concentrate on God  - or ... whatever God might be to 'minorities', such as wiccans, Hindus, theosophists, Buddhists, and perhaps even Satanists. William Blake had an inkling of the way to go in prayer when he developed his own religious system, including a pantheon of invented deities, and a mystical brand of theosophy that allowed him to tap into himself and others through his works. The next step, of course, would be to tap into whatever you were projecting your prayers at; six-winged seraphs or little grey men with big eyes and only one thumb and a finger on each hand: which would look the stranger to you? And which would you say was from God? The angels going up and down their Jacob's Ladder to the stars, or the ufonauts? If I was in a Concentration Camp, I wouldn't care what came to get me out. Pray? Hell, yes. To what? Anything to get out of there. This is God? A six-armed, beautiful breasted woman dancing on skulls? Sure. Does she have a spaceship in the Upanishads? Shiva, Vishnu and Krishna do.

Is the unthinkable, then, thinkable? Aren't we all now in 'concentration', whether at work or in schools? If a businessman were truthful, when asked in which area his interests lie, he ought to reply, 'I'm in the concentration business.' Bill Gates and Steve Jobs at Apple and Microsoft? Whose programmers are producing the higher concentrated juice? Some more Apple Jews over here, huh Steve?

The Final Stages of the Final Solution were still  being implemented as the 'liberators' arrived at the close of WWII, but that wasn't the end of 'concentration' for Jewish and other minorities that were also Hitler's and Nazism's 'Chosen People'. Ever wondered what a 'minority' is? Ever seen Wagner's Das Ring Des Niebelüngen? There are lots of 'minorities' in that: dwarves, giants, mermaids, witches, we have many names. Tünde in Hungary, Sidhe in Ireland, Pict or pixie in other parts of Northern Europe. Magical beings, creatures from the land of faerie, forced to concentrate in 'special schools', dangerous environments (Palestine, for example), mental hospitals - 'camps' in all but name, until they 'produce'  - the magic of the Sidhe's (CD's), 'magic' Pixies (PC's), each cell of a Pict is, apparently, magical too  - next time you look at a computer screen think about the meaning of the word Pixel (Pict's cell), and reflect on the amount of 'concentration' required from its 'producer'.

Leaving aside the question of God and returning to the idea of religious structures as 'transmitters to the stars', is then 'Contact' the goal of Concentration? Contact with 'That Which Can'. Contact with ... whatever? Men and women on the brink of extinction become desperate ... many turn away from what they've put their Faith in and find 'other gods' in curious out of the way places in the corners and cubbyholes of their psyches and  - CONTACT! Other gods  - 'Starmen' for lack of another label  - bringing gifts to those in direst need, stolen by the guards in the Nazi Concentration Camps, and the World Religions ..? Always looking for Converts, prepared to devote themselves, and their 'energies' to ... whatever? God comes in many guises, and the devil in many disguises. It's not impossible to imagine the forms of Satanism disguised as Worship of the One True God. In which case the question becomes: what do I believe? I have Faith in God. That's all I need. That's all anyone needs  - probably. Unless they're in a 'Concentration Camp' policed by armed guards waiting to seize the gifts of the 'Starmen', the 'Heavenly Angels', the Übermenschen or ... whatever. But there is no Concentration Camp near you, is there? Well, there were the Yugoslavian pogroms, of course ... and the famine in Ethiopia probably caused a lot of desperate people to concentrate on ... whatever. Camps  - like gods - come in many guises and disguises  - 'Holiday Camps' in Britain were infamous for their emphasis on regimented 'fun' (cf. TVs 'Hi  - De  - Hi!' and its spoof 'commandant'), people were forced to enjoy themselves  - or else! Jokingly, of course ... but the threat was real (cue image of small boy having sand kicked in his face by a bigger small boy ... ). Well, whatever ... when a teacher begins taking an interest in your bright child (or your school's child psychologist starts to take an interest in your too bright child), and writes 'needs to concentrate more in class' think twice before resorting to a 'system of rewards and punishments', and if the pastor at your local chapel, filled with the Spirit of enthusiasm and ... whatever, feels that God is calling him to say to you that your understanding of the Word of God is 'purely intellectual' and 'you don't have Christ in Your Heart', tell him; 'Take a hike buddy, I'm trying to CONCENTRATE!'

 

 

The Heat

 

What the bum warmers craved was ass heat, huddling around the braziers, where the glowing embers still kept a remnant of warmth. When they hadn`t any bumb sites to go to, they went to the local church, where the pastor would say, `Pray!` The bums would reply, as they took a seat, `See ya!` Then they`d go to the brazier around back of the church, and take acid with their backs to the embers to toast themselves, because that`s what the prayers were for, `See ya!`

 They`d been Bumber Come Hand during the war, when all the wankers had to do was get in the plane, like Enola Gay, the superfortress bumber, to drop an atom bumb on the Japanese city of Hiroshima killing 70, 000 on August 6, 1945. The bum in the Bockscar superfortress dropped his on the Japanese city of Nagasaki killing 40, 000 on August 8, 1945. Of course, there were a lot more bums dropping theirs on the city of Dresden, Germany, during the reign of `Bumber` Hairies in Britain. 100, 000 Germs were incinerated by the incendiaries in four raids between August 13 and 15, 1945, flown under the auspices of Bumber Come Hand.

 The Germs and the Japanese, of course, were responsible for exterminating 20, 000, 000 Jews, after the election of the National Socialist (Nazi) Party in 1933, and the sneak attack on the US Pacific Fleet by suicidal Japanese Mitsubishi zero fighters with their `kamikaze` pilots crashing their planes into the decks of the aircraft carriers of the United States of America on December 7, 1941, killed some more, but `Bumber` Hairies, Hairy Marshal of Bumber Command, was determined to remain warm in his seat, and the development of intercontinental ballistic missiles (ICBMs), armed with nuclear warheads, ensured that the bums could kill millions without getting out of their wheelchairs; no matter how old hat they were.

 On the planet Skaro, the Thals and the Kaleds had been at war for millennia over the fact that the Thals were blonde, and the Kaleds were darker and more hirsute. When the Thal bums began to hurl their nuclear devices, which then dropped onto the already quite bumbed Kaled cities, the Kaleds had lost the war. They were reduced to mutant, jelly-like blobs, that had to construct wheelchairs shaped like pepper pots, and armed with death rays to defend themselves; long enough for their bums, now known by the anagram, Dalek, to devise missiles to put the Thals in their own wheelchairs: so the bums went on. The people of Earth didn`t mind so much, because alien eyes see BEMs. Extrapolating aliens as women, and so expurgating woman`s seed from any and all fictions, including the time traveler Doctor Who`s, who appeared with the Daleks in an early 1960s British movie, Doctor Who and The Daleks, starring actor William Hartnell, Earthmen`s science fiction explained that that was what women`s eyes were looking up to heaven for. Bums to shit on them from a great height.

 On Earth, the bums in their electric battery-driven wheelchairs, with powered-steering, trained for the day in which they`d save their race by launching their phalloid arsenal at those still able to walk away from their mobile televisions, and go chopping at the local fascist supermarket, where the Nazi lebensborn farm produce were blonde, Aryan superwomen, waiting to be beheaded by the mobile bums in their 4WD `bug-eyed monsters` that afforded a fast getaway after a quick supermarket women-chopping spree. These BEMs claimed to be `releasing a film`, before getting back into their `snuff tin`, and heading home; wishing they were amongst the elite in Bumber Command. They were reputed not to have to pedal that witch didn`t blonde to no one.

 The symbol of the Roman Empire was the fasces` `bundle` with an ax in its center, which the Nazis borrowed from Bumito Muscleeni, whose Italian Party was elected in Rome in 1922, when he promptly declared himself dictator beneath the ancient fasces` symbol that Adolf Hitler, leader of the Nazis, borrowed for his pogroms. Beneath the symbol of the `bundle` with the ax, millions of people were stacked like logs before incineration in the Nazi `concentration camps`, where the `chosen people` of the Jews, finding themselves soapless in the alleged showers, collapsed after a Boyzoners` gas attack.

 The women in their bikini tops at the beach, or even at the gas station, when it was warm in summer, and the purveyors of the delights of internal combustion wanted to remind the consumers of the lebensborn super-women that, blonde to no one, were out back waiting to be beheaded by a tank full with parasitoids feigning anger at the Nazis, and was a mnemonic to the bums. The brimful shelves of the overstrained bikinis reminded the bums of the warmth of the brazier, even if they were knickers too, because they looked like they were wearing a brassiere, which warmed the women up, but for the bums it was merely linguistic; as bumming was what they were for. Theirs was a tradition that went back as far as ancient Greece, if not further, to an age in which women`s host wombs were enslaved by homosexuality in pederasty for war.

 The paradigm was mapped out by Greecey Homer, who probably was a sexual, or asexual, in his Iliad (760-10 B.C.), a poem about the Trojans of the city of Troy invaded by the Greeks, who built a huge hollow wooden horse, which was taken into the city by the Trojans. Despite the Trojan priest, Laocoon, offering a brazier for the bums to warm themselves by: `Beware Greeks bearing gifts!` (Virgil, Aeneid, Bk II) The Greeks emerged from the Trojan horse inside the city of Troy, where they enslaved the women and bummed the men, because it was an early instance of Bumber Command (B.C.). Their 21^st century successors, `the geeks`, developed `bad machine code` (BMC), known as `Trojan horse` viruses, or `Bum`s See`, to infect and kill computer brains; to reduce others to the level of bums too.

 It was the paradigm of the late 20^th century in which men`s homosexuality in pederasty produced the `biological weapon`, HIV/AIDS, through mixing blood, shit and semen in each other’s anuses in mockery of women`s mode of human sexual reproduction; to infect the spinal column at the base of the spine where the virus rose to kill the brain. Although Jesus` disciple, John, identified it much earlier as the `blood plague` of his apocalyptic prophecy of the future, Revelation: `Men cursed the God of heaven for their pains and their sores but refused to repent of what they had done.` (Rev: 16. 11) Al Qaeda, `the base`, were the terrorist group at the dawn of the 21<sup>st</sup> century that, operating under the auspices of the notoriously misogynist Taliban regime of Afghanistan, hijacked civil airliners to crash them into the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center on September 11, 2001, in a symbolic instance of `rough trade`, that is, that `brutality and violence` associated with homosexual rape which, if the rapist was transmitting the `incurable killer disease` from `the base`, Al Qaeda, of the spine, thence it rose to kill the brain.

 US` activation of the Military Industrial Complex (MIC), in psychological terms, represented the reestablishment of homosexuality in pederasty for war, which was what the misogynist terrorists aimed for. Having toppled the Taliban in Afghanistan by December, 2001, the US invaded Iraq in March, 2003, to topple the dictator, Saddam Hussein, who`d publicly supported Al Qaeda, `the base`, because he had strong legs; like those of the giant WTC, which collapsed when the planes hit; leaving it topless. Or, as Ted Hughes succinctly put it in his novel, Iron Man (1968), which might have been written about the Twin Towers, but wasn`t: `His iron legs fell off.`1 The movie, World Trade Center, released in 2006 to celebrate Saddam Hussein`s execution by hanging, which left his legs kicking empty air, cost US $ 65 million to make, and made US $ 163 million, a profit of US $ 98 million; after the success of distributor Paramount Pictures` heavy advertising campaign.

 It wasn`t thought that the four wives permitted the Moslem peoples by the Koran (610-30 C.E.), given to Mohamed by the angels of God, according to tradition, were central to the psychopathology, but the teachings of Jesus `Christ`, `the chosen`, were: `Love your neighbor as you love yourself.` (Mk: 12. 31) Born uncontaminated by male semen, from his mother, the Virgin Mary, Jesus was taken to the hill of Calvary outside the city of Jerusalem at the height of the Roman Empire`s occupation of Jewish Palestine, where he was nailed to a cross of wood and left to die, before experiencing Resurrection and Ascension to heaven in prefiguration of that of woman`s seed. In Christian iconography, the Virgin Mary is depicted crushing the head of the serpent with her `foot`, because futanarian women with their own penis` semen could sexually reproduce with their own species of women to produce better brainpower than men`s.

Men`s brains were that of a psychopathic killer, represented in the Old Testament of the Bible by the figure of Satan, an angel turned into a `serpent` by God, who offered Eve, the first woman, and Adam, the first man, power through making their descendants ignorant in ephemeral unconsciousness: `You shall be as gods.` (Gen: 3. 5) Although Adam was thought of as being male, Satan was. In Judaism, the original man was a hermaphroditic anthropos, that is, a self-fertilizing futanarian woman, which explained Eve`s euphemistical birth from the `rib` or side of Adam.

God tells Eve her `seed` will have `enmity` with the `serpent`s seed`, that is, she had to accept men`s semen for a while, although Redemption would happen: `You shall crush the head of the serpent with your foot, but he will bruise your heel.` (Gen: 3. 15) Because saurian evolution occurred 248 M.a., the `serpent`s seed` was theirs. Human evolution didn`t begin until 220 M.a., which suggested that the saurians raped the hominid proto-humans, although the notion that God`s angels remained in heaven accorded with the biblical descriptions of Satan and his angels as rebellious enslavers of the human host.

 According to the Old Testament, which is the history and law of the `chosen people` of God, the Jews, that is, their Torah and Talmud in their language of Hebrew, Satan was cast out of heaven among the colonized planets amid the stars, because he didn`t want the human host to be greater than the angelic. So, as Jesus` disciple John foresaw, the human race of futanarian woman`s seed became slaves of their supermen masters: `The dragon was wroth with the woman and went to make war on the remnant of her seed.` (Rev: 12. 17)

 In the New Testament of the Christian Bible, who accepted the Old Testament, whereas the Jews didn`t: `The dragon stood before the woman, who was about to give birth; to devour her child the moment it was born.` (Rev: 12. 4) As woman`s seed was the child of the Earth predestined to colonize the planets among the stars, she had all of the host wombs and some of the penis` semen, so her reproductive capacity was awesome. The slavers of the schizophrenic male brained creature, calling itself men and women wearing each other’s clothes in `TV` transvestism for the alien to watch devour itself in `TV wars`, didn`t want her to, so Bummer Command always became active when she looked like producing the brainpower she needed to leave.

Having smoked the woman`s penis down to the butt, while waving its symbolic drag ons in front of her face as phallic cigarettes to taunt her with her impotence in the face of being consumed in fire, the homosexuals in pederasty for war sought the extinction of the penis as a symbolic snake supposedly representative of Satan`s `seed`, whereas Jesus` teaching was perfectly clear. Women were to bear humans in heaven as a single unmarried race free of ring slavery to the `serpent`s seed` of men upon the Earth: `At the resurrection people will neither marry nor be given in marriage; they will be like the angels in heaven.` (Matt: 22. 30) If the angels were saurian, woman`s seed would have greater brainpower, according to God, which was the reason for the bumbing across the Earth ensuring that only women`s bums could afford any attraction for the homosexuals in pederasty for war against her `remnant`.

In Islam, the religion based on the Koran, the four wives of the Moslem peoples afforded the possibility of futanarian sexual reproduction between women within the Islamic family, which was the reason for the Taliban inspired Al Qaeda, `the base`, provoking war with the Middle East. Without woman`s seed, the human brain would die from its psychoses; for example, although women couldn`t see the vampire draco in the mirror of their dreams, they were schizophrenically attached to a creature not of their own species, because they should be looking for their own penis in the mirror of their sexual fantasies. Legendarily, the vampire lived by `blood drinking`, which was what bums do. Smoking the woman`s penis down to the butt, she had no stake in her own race`s future, but her own penis was the stake in the heart of the vampire draco, which wouldn`t be able to live if she`d beheaded it by refusing to birth it.

 The human race was kept schizophrenic by a homosexual vampire draco in pederasty for war against it, that is, it wanted to bum. If the species wasn`t bummed off, the draco would continue bumming it, and bumbing it to ensure it remained enslaved. In Judaism, it was traditional that a Jew be born from a Jewess, that is, woman`s seed, which was the reason for Jesus` birth being uncontaminated by male semen from his mother, the Virgin Mary. He wasn`t a bum. Judaism was founded by Isaac, son of Abraham and his wife, Sara, who barren thereafter gave Hajer, her maid, to Abraham, and Hajer bore Ishmael, who was the founder of Islam through his descendant, Mohamed. Judeo-Christianity wrongheadedly argues that Sara wasn`t a bum after birthing Isaac, but that the four wives of the Moslems were a retroactive attempt to legitimize the bum, Ishmael, who was an illegitimate freeloader, and therefore so was Islam. However, Judeo-Christian monogamy was ring slavery, and against Jesus` teaching of Redemption for woman`s seed and the Resurrection, while the four wives of the Moslems were indicative of `accepting`, which was the meaning of the words, `Islam` and `Moslem`.

Concealed beneath the one-piece coveralls of their burkas, which made them look as if they were already in their `black bag`, so they were at home and didn`t need to be sent there, the Moslem women in Islam were the `remnant` of the human futanarian species of woman`s seed, and the US `Spirit` bumbers wanted to bumb them off the planet. As the Moslem tradition in Islam was that Jesus entered the paradise of heaven on Earth, rather than ascending to the planets amongst the stars of heaven, the women`s `body bags` were a symbol of the visible world, while they lived in what was, for infidels, the invisible Realm of the spirit for much of the time, and saw each other naturally. Marveling at the penisless babes of the global mass media Empire of the US in the district of Hollywood, city of Los Angeles, on the west coast of the state of California, the Moslem women in Islam remembered Babylon (c. 4000 B.C.), the ruined capital city of the ancient Persian Empire that Iraq`s Saddam Hussein could see from his summer palace at Hillah; before he was toppled and executed on December 30, 2006. Described as `a woman` in the Bible, `Babylon` was the label given to the US` media Empire: `Mystery, Babylon the great, mother of harlots and of the abominations of the Earth.` (Rev: 17. 5) A woman, whose penis has been smoked down to the butt by homosexuality in pederasty for war against her, only produces bums - and more bumbs.

 When the United States of America`s B2 `Spirit` bumbers began to drop theirs over Baghdad`s bags, it was against the Holy Spirit of Jesus` teaching. According to tradition, the spear that pierced the side of Jesus at his crucifixion was symbolic of human destiny: `Surely, this was the son of God.` (Matt: 27. 54) Just as Eve emerged from the side of Adam, so Jesus was depicted as the `Second Adam`, and the Roman, Longinus, was seeking to prevent the birth of the `Second Eve` from the `rib`, or side, of Jesus. In Judaic tradition, God`s spirit was female, the Shekinah and, dwelling in a tent of the Jews during their exodus from slavery in Egypt to Palestine, she represented women`s species` memory, which wanted to remember the predestined role God planned for women. The US` belief was in `Manifest Destiny` but, if the women weren`t going to get their cocks out in the movies, there`d be no human `seed` in heaven, because no one would be expecting. Jesus` destiny wasn`t theirs.

 Longinus` spearing of Jesus` side was insurance against the Shekinah`s emerging as the Holy Spirit that Jesus said would teach after him about woman`s seed. Because the Emperor was a god to the Romans, Longinus was proclaiming Jesus` maleness in the likeness of the Empire; to dilute the Messiah`s message, and the meaning of his birth from his mother, the Virgin Mary, uncontaminated by male semen. However, Jesus was woman`s seed, which his disciple, Judas, understood. Spying on the Messiah with a woman `anointing` him, Judas suggested that the `perfume`, `spikenard`, be sold to raise money. Jesus` response to Judas` spy canard was: `Leave her alone.` (Mk: 14. 6) Judas` response to Jesus` refusal to slave the woman, was to sell Jesus to the Jewish religious police, the Pharisees, for `thirty pieces of silver`, because Jesus was a threat to the male brained Empire that didn`t want women to remember their species` penis` `seed` through the power of the Holy Spirit to resurrect it.

 At the height of the preparations of the Ax`s Powers, Italy, Japan, and Germany, for a slaving war, the US` media Empire in Hollywood, Los Angeles, banned humans from being seen. The President of the Motion Picture Producers and Distributors of America (MPPDA), Will Hays, established the `Hays code` in 1930: `...  women, in love scenes, at all times have `at least one foot on the floor` (in other words, no love scenes in bed).` If the futanarian race of woman`s seed was made to keep her `foot` on the floor of the Earth, and out of bedroom scenes, because no one knew of her being pogromed out of existence, she wouldn`t rise to colonize the planets among the stars of heaven above, which is what the US` fascist move meant.

 In parasitology, the parasite that emerged from the host to kill it was termed `parasitoid`, and that`s what men were. Consequently, there was no actual difference between US` parasitoid activity and the Nazi Germs; for example, the North American Plains Indians` food resource, the 60, 000, 000 buffalo herd, was reduced by the European colonists to just above a hundred by the 1880s in order to starve the indigenous Indian inhabitants to death; because that`s what parasitoid males are for.

The Nips secret weapon was to farm diezüperbums who, finding a warm body to drop in on, burrowed into the brain, and lived on in the spiritual Realm, while the host expired from lesions. In Germany they were called `the Gnat Sees`, and were very much feared. Jesus had been the first to notice the possibilities inherent in the pre-Manhattan `Sons Of Nippon Master Plan` of vengeance for the destruction of Hiroshima and Nagasaki by the Americans in August, 1945, when he`d encountered a man on the road to Gadarene, who`d never even heard of A-bombs. In an allegorical scene, commenting on the role of the future German legion`s eagles in Palestine, the man told the Jewish Messiah: `My name is Legion.` (John: 8. 7) He had brain lesions due to Manga züperbums, who were seeking the warmth of his flesh to bury themselves on. Jesus sent the time-travelling Manga züperbums, which he called `demons`, into a herd of pigs, because they asked if they could go there? The pigs, possessed by the Manga züperbums, immediately ran off a cliff and into the sea, where they drowned, because they weren`t so brain damaged by the lesions as to want to bum each other, whereas that was exactly what the future eagles of the legions of the American Empire were for: brain dumbage.

Afterwards, the Japanese Manga züperbums were evil spirits living in the Realm of the spirit, where only the Shekinah, God`s female spirit of woman`s seed, was to have dwelt in the Edenic paradise of heaven on Earth that God had planned for women to dwell there with her. It was thought that the Nips` züperbums could travel as STDs up from their base to kill the brain of the host slowly from their submarine pens in the spinal canals, while producing lesions to invade the spirit Realm in preparation for a slave war in which humans would become the puppets of the `Sons Of Heaven`. Jesus` crucifixion, on a cross of wood, was the paradigm for their `controllers of puppets`. With holes made in his hands and feet for strings to be put through, and attached to the wooden cross as the `control` of the puppeteer, Jesus was the Mangled züperbum model for the proposed enslaving of the human species of woman`s seed through the Japs` lesions of stringers; lest the woman escape. The züperbums burrowed into the brain, and the stringers strung tiny optic cable filaments through the holes made there in order that the looks of the Notsee Well`s züperbums, directed at the newly acquired human dolls, should force the `remnant` of the race to sicken, die, or obey.

 The eagles of the Romans had been supplanted, in the course of history, by those of Germany, and the eagles of the United States of America in their turn, which was in accordance with the biblical passage from Jesus` disciple, John: `The woman was given the two wings of a great eagle, so that she might fly to the place prepared for her in the wilderness, where she would be taken care of for a time, times and half a time, out of the serpent's reach.` (Rev: 12. 14) The women of the Moslems in Islam, being bumbed by the B2 `Spirit` bumber to force them to accept monogamy, were the meal that the dragon of war had been preparing for itself. Still, the Jap Manga züperbums in the cockpit wasn`t chicken; although they had a good seat at the theater of war: after they`d sneaked stealthily in.

 

1 Hughes, Ted `The Coming Of The Iron Man`, The Iron Man, Ch. 1, Faber & Faber, 1968.

 

 

Norman and George

 

`Why is a pregnant fish called a twat?` George nibbled his sandwich at the pizza bar near the entrance to the Metro station where he and his father, Norman, could hear the rumbling of the cars as they ferried the commuted to the places where they awaited what the good Lord had in store for them by way of an ending. Norman munched on unblinkingly eyeing the comely form of the buxom waitress who was paid to wear a tight uniform that showed an awful lot of bust busting out of it for George`s father to feel entirely comfort laden in that locale, `Floccinaucinihilipilificatrix.` Norman listened to his father enunciate what he thought specious in disbelief: `Wassat Pop?` `Don`t call me Pop,` said Pop,` that`s what I did to your Mom before you arrived on the scene. It`s ungracious of you to remind us of it.`Yebbutwassaflocc - ?` `- inaucinihilipilificatrix? I only came across it once in a novel by science fiction writer, Bob Heinlein, The Number of The Beast, 1980, as a description of this guy Jake`s wife, Hilda. He had a supercar that flew into alternate universes, and she complained querulously all the time, because she was a twat, and her mother`d been a twat too.`

 George inserted the last morsel of cheese and tomato roll into his capacious maw and wiped his fingers and face on the paper napkin provided by bouncy over there in the McWobblers` uniform, `How d`youse know that?` George looked befuddled in his duffle coat. ‘Because they`re Jews,` Norman didn`t pause as he belched warmly and chewed his last bite meanly, `twat means `pregnant goldfish` on account of its being a member of the carp family, and carp is a verb that means flauccinaucinihilipilificatrix, which means women are twats for arguing, and that`s why `twat` is often used in a non-gender specific way to mean a woman`s womb. All twats emerge in the same way, which is why people who argue annoyingly are called twats. Germany`s socio-economic philosopher, Karl Marx, was a twat, but a golden one, because he invented Russian communism from his 1868 book, Das Kapital, wherein he pointed out the obvious, which was that women should own the production as they were the means of it. Famous twats in history were Jesus, who was born from his mother, the Virgin Mary, and went on to found Christianity through his teaching during the Roman Empire`s occupation of Jewish Palestine: `Love your neighbor as you love yourself.` (Matt: 12. 31) He was a golden twat because he experienced Resurrection and Ascension to heaven after the Romans took him to the hill of Calvary and nailed him to a cross of wood there where he died. Afterwards the early Christians identified themselves by the sign of the fish because they were twats who argued.

 Norman took a deep breath and, rising from his seat, motioned `young George`, who was only 32, to ditch his soup and follow him to the escalator stairs, where they stood admiring the greased tin grooves as they grooved on down to stand on the platform waiting for the next Metro car to carry them on to their fate, `Another famous twat was Khidr from The Cave sura, chapter 19 of the Koran (610-30 C.E.), given to God`s angels, according to Islamic tradition, by Mohamed, the descendant of Ishmael, who was the second son of Abraham by Hajer, the maid of his wife Sara, who`d given Hajer to Abraham after Sara was barren through the birth of her first son, Isaac, who founded Judaism. Moses and Joshua are by the Red Sea with a fish Joshua has brought for their supper, but he loses it in the sea when it escapes from his hand and back into the water of life. Khidr instantly appears, which is why he`s also called `the fish`, like Jesus, and is also a golden twat, because he argued with Moses, who`s the law giver in Judaism. Moses accepted the 10 commandments of God by which the Jews had to live, according to the Old Testament of the Bible, that is, the Torah and Talmud, which is the history and law of the Jews, but Khidr won the argument. Travelling with Khidr, Moses and Joshua watch him rebuild a wall beneath which treasure lies hidden, and Khidr explains it`s not for those who would find it, thereby criticizing Joshua, who went on to invade Palestine and demolish the walls of the city of Jericho. Killing a child who`s evil, Khidr emphasizes his argument against the Jews, and finally he makes holes in ships before making off across the sea in an undamaged vessel. Moses and Joshua carp about his behavior, the meaning of which is apparent to every reader, `Run, lest you be caught in wicked machinations!` And that`s why Khidr was a twat.`

 `If the Virgin Mary, was a pregnant woman, and a pregnant goldfish is a twat, then pregnant women are twats too?` Norman frowned tolerantly as the Metro car arrived, with the people in it, like `petals on a wet black bough`, as the poet Ezra pound once wrote, `Yes, but Mary was a golden twat, because of her arguing.` The ageing pair got in, and stumbled around in the dark for a while as the electricity supply line failed to get light into the car. Eventually, George had to get up suddenly when the light came on, because he was sitting on someone, and laughingly Norman continued, `In Christian iconography, she`s depicted crushing the serpent with her foot, because it isn`t a twat. God told Eve, the first woman God created: `You shall crush the head of the serpent with your foot, but he will bruise your heel.` (Gen: 3. 15) Satan was God`s angel who rejected God`s plan that the human host be greater than the angelic, and so God turned him into a serpent, which meant that he wasn`t a pregnant fish that was golden.`

`Mary`s foot crushes the head of the serpent,` literary Norman juggernauted on blithely, `because futanarian women can sexually reproduce the species of women from their own penis` semen, which is why God tells Eve her `seed` has better brains than the `serpent`s seed`. Mary`s child, Jesus `Christ`, `the chosen`, had Resurrection and Ascension to heaven in prefiguration of that of woman`s seed, whose children would be born among the planets amid the stars, when her brainpower had developed sufficiently to take her species there, and restore its immortality through rejuvenating technologies from advanced medical science, which she`d lost, when accepting host womb slavery in ephemeral ignorance to the serpent, Satan, that gave her the `fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil`, saying: `You shall be as gods.` (Gen: 3. 5)` `So,` George wanted to know, ‘Satan’s a serpent, but Adam`s a man?` All of the people sitting in the car seemed agog now. `Yes, but Eve was born from the rib or side of Adam, created therefrom by God, which is a euphemism for futanarian self-fertilization, that is, like Jesus` mother, the Virgin Mary, Adam was woman`s seed, whereas Satan was an `it`. It`s our stop.` Norman bagged George by the lapel, and hurled him from the Metro car, while the people behind thundered their approval; jouncing their footwear on the metal flooring and clapping their hands, which raised clouds of steam: because it was winter and they wore mittens.

 `Satan was a parasite upon the host womb of humanity,` Norman exulted, `and we`re its descendants. In parasitology, the parasite that emerges from the host to kill and eat it is termed `parasitoid`, which is what we are. Let`s go home and eat your Mom.` The pair laughed joyously together, and secretly apart, and bundled on up the terraced street, which looked a lot like the one in the English TV series, Coronation Street(1962-), and sounded similar too, because they could hear the black brass band playing the funeral tune from the movie, Live And Let Die (1973),which is used as a ruse for a murder, and with the corpse being put into the coffin, while actor Roger Moore, in his James Bond role, watches from the illumination afforded by CIA agent Felix`s lighter, as they passed the window of the local pub: `… if this ever changing world in which we live in makes you give in and cry, say `Live and let die!`` 1 Although George had privately noticed to himself that it had always been on the soundtrack when he`d passed there since England`s Queen Elizabeth II`s coronation in 1953. `We`re home!` Norman shouted for all he was worth, which wasn`t much, and the pair stumbled through the gate up to the door along the broken concreted path with its noisome persistent weeds; to where the key was produced from about George`s neck, lest he get lost, and need to reveal his whereabouts: subsequent to a drunken bout with the demon drinker - `Honey!` Honey had presciently met them in the hallway with a pot of it.

 `How did Honey know?` George mused; as they turned the BBQ spit slowly together: one at each end, because the equipment was as old and rusty as Norman`s. `As host womb slavers of women,` Norman cranked the spit, ‘they all now have our brains, so it`s what Bob Heinlein described in Stranger In A Strange Land (1961), when he writes that the sparrow is God deciding to be eaten: `It is said that God notes each sparrow that falls. And so He does. But the proper closest statement of it that can be made in English is that God cannot avoid noting the sparrow because the Sparrow is God. And when a cat stalks a sparrow both of them are God, carrying out God's thoughts.` (SISL Ch. 36) Honey wanted to be spatwat, because she`s our mind, so she brought the honey pot for us to spread on the meat.` So saying, Norman took a paintbrush and dipped it into the pot of Honey`s honey, before painting it onto her rotating flesh liberally; as it steamed coarsely over the glowing coals below.

 `Why do they call it spatwat?` George wanted to know. `It comes from the term `fat wad`, Norman wagged his finger in a fatherly manner, `which is little used these days, because it isn`t deemed essential to eat the rich after porking or mugging them. `Is it necessary for us to eat, Mom?` George asked ingenuously. `Yes, because we`re men,` Norman assured his son, `and we don`t want to be spat from a twat! Bacon didn`t write the plays of Shakespeare and, if she had, she wouldn`t have been allowed onto the stage, because all of the parts, male and female, were men`s. Paganism meal!` Norman sliced a hunk of flesh off of her and deposited it, with a great display of largesse, onto a plate, which he held out to his son, George, for him to take. `Mom Popped!` George giggled, and dodged a golden cuff from the sleeve of the shirt of the arm of the hand that held the fork that ate the calf off of his mother`s leg. The flames between the coals crackled, snapped, and - pop! Into George`s mouth a piece of her went, `Mmm. Good spatwat!`

 The fiendish ghouls` goldfish could be seen going around in its microcosmic bowl on the windowsill of the ill lit kitchen, like the cars in the streets, who were bums on the larger, more macrocosmic spit, of the soi distant universe. Between the ghouls` openly flowered curtains, it fishily thought, `I`m a virgin.` Madonna Kebab`s latest single could be heard floating over the rooftops, `Sizzle a bun, eater.` `It has a Spanish flavor to it,` George opined. `Yes,` agreed Norman in a businesslike manner, and `eyes like pesetas.` They sat on the couch beneath the white moon, with their knives and forks flashing like unholy scimitars together, and of course spat, who`d been Honey.

 

1 McCartney, Paul, and Linda `Live And Let Die`, Wings, Live And Let Die, Apple, 1973.

 

 

Caught By A Cold Chasing Rabbits

 

The giant had taken some time making its mind up. First it`d decided it was a giant, which wasn`t so simple as anyone might think, because there was God to be thought about, Who might object, but eventually the giant had decided that it didn`t much matter what God`s opinion on the subject was, because God was bigger than the giant had felt itself to be to begin with, and so the giant had given itself the title, GIANT, anyway. However, as the grammar books insisted that only the first letter could be capitalized if `giant` was a proper name, so the giant had had to be satisfied with writing its name as `Giant` when it went to the local post office to pay its bills, which meant that the subsequent lower case letters were slightly less prepossessing than the Giant would otherwise have liked, especially if it were at some point in the future going to argue with God about it, which of course it often wasn`t.

 It was a Giant with many heads, not to mention feet, and it hadn`t really any idea as to its origination. The story it told to anyone who cared to listen, and no one wanted to, was that it`d been a winged creature but God had pulled off its wings so that it had to worm its way along until it met the first woman, Eve, created by God, and the worm had offered to protect her for a small consideration, which turned out to be host womb slavery of her human race in parasitism. The result was that the woman, Eve, and her descendants, bore the many headed Giant as a bipedal demon with many arms and legs, but only a worm`s brain with a worm`s eye view through the spectacles balanced upon its nose mediating the products of its egotism. The well-known Polish parasitologist, Jimik Blitzkreek, observing that a parasite that emerged from the host to kill it was termed `parasitoid`, and that that was what Were-Men were in their wars upon the Earth,

 

`One pill makes you larger,
And one pill makes you small;
And the ones that mother gives you
Don't do anything at all.
Go ask Alice;
When she's ten feet tall.`1

 

 Eve had been created by God from the side or rib of Adam, the first man created by God, although in fact Adam was a futanarian woman with woman`s seed of her own who`d self-fertilized herself from her own penis`s semen. Unfortunately, because of taboos associated with incest, so that the family of women could be prevented from sexually reproducing their human species of woman`s seed together, the censor of the `serpent`s seed` of Satan, which was the worm`s name, substituted the word `rib` for vagina, so that the children would be forever thereafter raised in brainless ignorance as host womb slaves of the serpent, whose boy sons assured them that they`d die as ephemerals extinguished by the boys` owners. The story of Eve`s boy sons, Cain and Abel, who was more able than Cain, and so Cain killed him, was illustrative of the way in which the boy son of the `serpent`s seed` took hold and ensured the death of its slaves. God told Eve: `You shall crush the head of the serpent with your foot, but he will bruise your heel.` (Gen: 3. 15) In Christian iconography, Jesus` mother was depicted as crushing the head of the serpent with her foot, because Jesus `Christ`, `the chosen`, was born contaminated by male semen, and so she was a futanarian woman. Teaching among the Jewish `chosen people` of Palestine occupied by the Roman Empire, Jesus was taken to the hill of Calvary outside the city of Jerusalem by the Romans and nailed to a cross of wood there as a `dissident` for preaching: `Love your neighbor as you love yourself.` (Mk: 12. 31) Jesus died, but experienced Resurrection and Ascension to heaven in prefiguration of that of woman`s seed, who`d produce better brainpower, and so develop those rejuvenation technologies through medical science that would again confer immortality upon the human race, which would go on to devise starships to take woman`s seed to colonize the planets among the stars of heaven above the Earth. The Great White Mommy Bunny would then breed. The serpent, who was the many armed demon with its many legs and heads, would attempt to take prisoner the women`s futanarian race, which was why God said her rabbit`s `foot` would be bruised by the Giant`s hold upon her,

 

`And if you go chasing rabbits;
And you know you're going to fall:
Tell 'em a hookah-smoking caterpillar
Has given you the call.
Call Alice;
When she was just small.`

 

 The Giant had a big club, which it thrashed about, to assure itself that it was a playboy among women. It defined woman`s seed as rabbits, because all women had wombs, and so they reproduced exponentially in the quantities that rabbits were known to deal in when populating meadows, etc., although the Giant was wise to that, and went looking for their holes to poke its club in there and ensure itself that only the `serpent`s seed` would be produced, which of course kept down the numbers of humans, and ensured the preeminence of alien dictatorship in democracy, as Jesus` disciple, John, explained clearly in his apocalyptic vision of the future, Revelation: `Let he that has wisdom understand. The number of the beast is the number of a man, and his number is six hundred three score and six.` (Rev: 13. 8) As 66.6% was all that remained of the human futanarian species of woman`s seed in host womb slavery to the Great Worm, it was `the beast 666` in its wars against humanity upon the Earth, and it`d yet to launch its `biological weapon`, although John foresaw its advent: `Men cursed the God of heaven for their pains and their sores, but refused to repent of what they had done.` (Rev: 16. 11) Ancient Greece had institutionalized host womb enslavement of women`s wombs in homosexuality and pederasty for war against its neighbor, Xerxes, Emperor of Persia, whose capital city, Babylon (c. 4000 B.C.), was described by John in terms that suggested it too was a slaver of woman`s seed: `Mystery, Babylon the great, mother of harlots and of the abominations of the Earth.` (Rev: 17. 5) Although the Nazis in Germany pogromed 20, 000, 000 Jews in an attempt to exterminate woman`s seed in 1933, it was `Babylon`, Hollywood, district of the city of Los Angeles, California, west coast state of the United States of America, where the program of the `serpent`s seed` was launched in 1930: `...  women, in love scenes, at all times have `at least one foot on the floor` (in other words, no love scenes in bed).`2 The President of the Motion Picture Producers and Distributors of America (MPPDA), Will Hays, established the `Hays code` to exterminate the human futanarian species of woman`s seed by legislating its absence from the alien`s `Big Picture` of its triumph. Manufactured as a single male brained creature wearing each other’s clothes, men and women were ready to be broadcast as a transvestite by 1926, when the TV machine was invented by Scot, John Logie Baird, so that the alien could transmit and receive `small screen` pictures relayed to its home, so that it could watch the extinction of the species of woman`s seed live. By the late 20^th century, the `serpent`s seed` had managed to contract from apes in the African Congo (1983) a mutation of the simian immune deficiency virus (SIV) by mixing blood, shit and semen in their anuses in mockery of women`s human mode of sexual reproduction. The resultant `incurable killer disease`, HIV, human immune deficiency virus, and acquired immune deficiency syndrome (AIDS), entered at the base of the spine and rose to collapse all of the organs of the body before killing the brain. When Al Qaeda, `the base`, terrorist organization operating under the auspices of the notoriously misogynist Taliban regime of Afghanistan hijacked civil airliners to crash into the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center in New York city, U.S.A., on September 11, 2001, it was a homosexual act of `rough trade`, designed to collapse the organs of the body politic and kill its brain, so that the maddened Giant would thrash about more blindly with its big gay club.

 Insisting that it was a playboy and that humans were rabbits, the Giant continued smoking the human species` penis into its hole, and chasing boys as if they were girls that were too intelligent for it, so it could bash their brains out with its gay club to make them accept it. The result was that the many armed demon with its many legs and heads grew until all of the Earth was under the shadow of its club. While 21<sup>st</sup> century reality became ever greyer, and more diminished, as the homosexual Giant pederast smoked humanity into its hole, even smaller TV `phone screens presented colorful scenes of the human species` extinction as it contracted the `incurable killer disease` and disappeared into the Giant`s ass. Meanwhile, the clubs of the adjuncts of the Giant`s egotism were propped up in many countries throughout the planet in order to launch them at boys who, although they firmly believed really liked them, didn`t. The conceit of the Giant grew some. It was a science fiction character, it determined, because of the automobile, which it conceived as a mobile television in which the occupant pedaled its wheel like a rat in order to be able to watch the hooker`s smoking. With its mobile single eye bugging at everything it saw from the point of view of a caterpillar, waiting to fly overhead dropping exploding eggs on the humans, it was a bug-eyed monster (BEM) of the SF genre, `A star!` Its intercontinental ballistic missiles (ICBMs) armed with nuclear warheads pointed at boys who really liked them, but didn`t, assured the Giant that icy BEMs would be turned upon those who didn`t want its big gay clubs; if they didn`t admit to liking men just a little bit, mm?

 

1 Slick, Grace `White Rabbit`, Surrealistic Pillow, RCA Victor, 1967.

2 TV Tropes, http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FootPopping/ .

 

 

Her Killers

 

The Giant chased itself about

As if it were a girl it clubbed with;

And the virus caught it

So it died:

Tho` it couldn`t go to heaven

`Cause it`d killed its ride.

 

 

Plaque Gospel On The Radio

 

Plaque Gospel was a new character, who hadn’t yet seen much, although he wasn’t blind, so he wasn’t called Blin’ Plaque Gospel, which didn’t accord with his name Anytime Noplace, who’d be a different character Anytime Soon, if’n Eventual Change came, etc. Plaque believed in the Holy Spirit that whispered to him through the radio transmitter that the church of men had built into the fillings of his teeth, which was the meaning of his nickname, ’Feelings’ Gospel. The Gospel according to Plaque differed from his friend, S’Pamhed, who was a Muscleman believer in East Lamb. Although, as he was fond of telling everyplace, ’I sumtahms went up West to tek in a show ’p.’ Despite S’pamhed’s entreatments, Feelings persisted in listening to his voices and proselytizing on the strength of what he heard. As a Muscleman S’Pamhed, who always finished what he had thought of up to that moment to say with ”’p”, relieved himself often by lecturing on the subject of Iblis, who was the evil djinn of Arabian folklore that was said to have no power other than to whisper, according to the very religious tome, the Koran, dictated by the angels of God to his namesake, the Prophet, almost 600 years after the death of the Jewish Messiah, Jesus ’Christ’, ’the chosen’, who also had a lot to say, but mainly: ’Love your neighbor as you love yourself.’ (Mk: 12. 31) Despite S’Pamhed’s telling Feelings that Iblis’ whisperings were evil, Feelings persisted in listening to the radio through his plaqued teeth, and of keeping some of the black ones, because the reception was better, although there was some pain, which caused him to be killed by people who objected to his look of chagrin and other looks.

 Despite his prayers not to be killed for his black looks, Feelings could hear the screams of his selves beiing slaughtered across the universe for having eyes like stars that his racist tormentors were attempting to put out, like the light bulbs he had on in the kitchroom, and the louchebed that S’Pamhed called, ’Squalid, ‘p.’ In fact, S’Pamhed had another description of Feelings abode which he liked to say in front of others, ’Feelings is a squall and ahm there to put the lid on it should he seek from his squalid to emerge wrathfully, ‘p.’ Hurt Feelings would respond mildly with a quote from the apocalyptic Revelation of the future written by Jesus’ disciple John for the publisher’s of the New Testament of the Bible, ’The dragon was wroth with the woman and went to make war on the remnant of her seed.’ (Rev: 12. 17) ’Ahs the remnant,’ Feelings would keen. ’Yass,’ S’pamhed would go on, ’and ass the remnant too, ‘p.’ So it went on between them. Feelings would scream as his eyes were put out while he tried to dream of a better future than John’s, and S’Pamhed would recite passages from the Koran designed to explain that Iblis’d refused to bow before Adam so he could be butt fucked, which was why Iblis was evil: he didn’t want to.

 Although that was the story in the Koran, God’s promise to the ’chosen people’, the Jews, was that their host would be greater than the angelic, and so Jesus was the host at what came to be known as ’the Last Supper’, where he gave his disciples ’bread and wine’ as symbols of his ’body and blood’, because he was the pure child of his mother, the Virgin Mary, who was about to be slain by the Jewish religious police, the Pharisees, and the Romans, for disagreeing with his disciple, Judas, about a woman: ’Leave her alone.’ (Mk: 14. 6) Judas sold Jesus for ’thirty pieces of silver’, and S’Pamhed said that he’d have given them Feelings for nothing. He said he thought Jesus’ dentist had done a good job with his fillings, because he was transmitted to heaven after being taken to the hill of Calvary outside the city of Jerusalem in Palestine to where he was nailed to a cross, so that God could listen to his teeth, and check to see if he was telling the truth before he died. Like most fathers, he wanted to make sure Jesus was sorry, before letting him loose with his ’virgin seed, ‘p.’ Consequently, Judas wasn’t all that bad a character as he’d read the mind of God who wanted him to die in testes upon the Earth, so that he could be the host in heaven at another supper for those who’d accepted that the ’bread and wine’ of his ’Last Supper’ on Earth was his ’body and blood’ in heaven above. However, because Judas had suggested, after seeing the woman anointing Jesus with expensive ’nard, that the ’perfume’ be sold, it was evident that he thought Jesus a threat to the slave Empire of the Romans, because he didn’t want to sell her, which is why he and the Pharisees, and the Romans, killed Jesus. He didn’t smell after them.

 Jesus was similar to Iblis in that regard, because he wouldn’t bend, and so he was nailed to a cross of wood to show that the Pharisees, the Romans, and the disciples, would’ve. Consequently, the biblical explanation regarding faggots for burning was cogent: ’You will make them as a blazing oven when you appear.’ (Ps: 21. 19) The symbol of the Holy Spirit is the dove. Consequently, those who didn’t help the Jews when the victorious German National Socialist (Nazi) Party of 1933 set about burning them in ovens but would’ve were ’wood doves’ for themselves burning, because the Holy Spirit wasn’t present in them. Satan’s story was different. He offered Jesus the Earth, but Jesus replied: ’Avaunt!’ (Matt: 4. 10) That means, ’Go before, ‘p.’ In other words, Jesus didn’t want to bow before Satan. An angel, before God turned him into a serpent and placed him in the paradise of Eden, which was heaven on Earth, for rejecting God’s plan that the human host be greater than the angelic, it was Satan that had tempted Eve, the first woman created by God, to ’eat of the fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil’, that is, death, saying ’You shall be as gods.’ (Gen: 3. 5) Eve and Adam, the first man created by God, whose descendants would thereafter be ephemerals in war and slavery to Satan, because they’d rejected the ’fruit of the tree of life’, which was immortality, were expelled from Eden by God.

 Adam was told he’d labor, while Eve was told she’d experience labor pain before the human race was redeemed: `The dragon stood before the woman who was about to give birth so that it might devour her child the moment it was born.’ (Rev: 12. 4) Dragon’s breathe fire, and so the child was saved, because it wasn’t a ’wood dove’: ’Out of his mouth came a sharp sword with which to strike down the nations.’ (Rev: 19.5) Obviously, the nations wouldn’t bow before Jesus, although it’s doubtful he’d want to butt fuck ’em or that Adam had wanted to butt fuck Iblis either. However, from an American point of view it amounted to the same thing. Iblis and Satan were a type of the slave who wouldn’t be an obedient simian. Consequently, the ’incurable killer biological weapon’ developed by DR Congo in 1983 as a mutated version of a monkey virus launched by men mixing blood, shit and semen in their anus, HIV/AIDS, was an additional means of keeping the niggers quiet while they were working their nuts off.

 S’Pamhed argued that Feelings didn’t understand that the Holy Spirit was what an individual thought and that it wasn’t ’voices, ‘p’, who were suggesting that Feelings wasn’t the individual who was thinking. Some argued that God was The Individual, although after listening to Plaque Gospel, The Individual had disagreed and said he was a person. However, the argument continued that people who weren’t writing what God wanted them to were being disobedient to The Individual, who was anyone who needed a slave from the point of view of the slavers, which God, who was omnipotent, didn’t. The Jews’ ’spirit of God’ was ’the Shekinah, ‘p’, who was feminine, according to the story of their escape from slavery to the Egyptian Pharaoh Thutmose III, because she was with them on their journey to Palestine. Consequently, the Holy Spirit was feminine while ’the spirit of Satan, ‘p’ was the spirit of sodomy, although Iblis and Jesus hadn’t wanted it, whereas Eve and Adam’s acceptance of death suggested that they had. God was doubly disappointed, because Eve’s emergence from the rib or side of Adam suggested that Adam was Eve’s ’foot, p’, that is, futanarian woman’s seed, who can sexually reproduce as the single independent species of women. As God told Eve, she’d have ’enmity’ with the serpent’s: ’You shall crush the head of the serpent with your foot, but he will bruise your heel.’ (Gen: 3. 15) Or, in other words, Eve’s seed will leave Earth for heaven above, despite attempts to prevent her by the serpent’s seed, and as Jesus, born uncontaminated by male semen from his mother, the Virgin Mary, illustrated through his Resurrection and Ascension in prefiguration of that of woman’s seed.

 Although Feelings argued that his voices were the Holy Spirit, S’Pamhed told him that it was Iblis tempting him to bow down before whitey, and that he should read the Bible, which contained the truth that Eve, Adam and Jesus were black as coal and whitey was adulterate. S’Pamhed argued that, as Eve and Adam were futanarian, so a single independent race, adultery was what occurred when black people were adulterated by whitey’s semen, and he pointed to the history of slavery whereby many black Africans were taken to other continents in order to be the slaves of the sea men who knocked ’em over the head on the beach while they were looking for shells before loading them on ships and throwing into the ocean those who died on the way to work as cotton pickers in the plantations of the Southern United States, for example. S’Pamhed  cited the novel by Kyle Onstott, Mandingo (1957), which became a 1975 movie starring world heavyweight boxing champion, Ken Norton, as a black slave, Ganymede, who’s forced into having sex with the white woman, Blanche, or she’ll cry, ’Rape!’ The subsequent child isn’t white, so is killed, and Blanche’s husband, actor Perry King as Hammond Maxwell, uses the same doctor’s poisoning method to kill Blanche with a drink in a shot glass, before ’Mede takes some shots from Hammond’s gun. In short, actress Susan George, whose character’s name is Blanche, because that’s French for whiten, illustrated the husbanding and adulteration of the species of women as a slave in animalism. Feelings said he was ’sorry’ about the shells, but the globe was, ’Jus’ a big ol’ meltin’ pot.’ And he began to sing that song:

 

’Feelings, feelings like I've never lost you

and feelings like I've never have you again in my heart.’1

 

 S’Pamhed said he didn’t know who picked up the shells after ’Mede was shot, but Hammond’s father, Warren, who wanted a grandchild, is shot by another slave, Agamemnon, and the movie ends with Hammond kneeling by Warren while Agamemnon runs off, so indicating that the greased gun won’t win this battle. ’Ass ’e,’ said Feelings, ’A greased gun ain’t a Christian, and Blanche’s child wasn’t Hammond’s boy son, so he poisoned her, which was what the shells on the beach symbolized:  a prelapsarian Edenic paradise before black women were adulterated and became white.’  ’Yes,’ said S’Pamhed, ’you have understood. The motherers and fatherers of the human race were killed so that God wouldn’t have any children. It’s a torture that angels are as airplanes without bombs, who want to take you to heaven in starships but dare not, while the people of the Earth are as flies tormented by the need of women’s seed to be released from Satan’s egg clutch:  “Then the dragon was enraged at the woman and went off to wage war against the rest of her offspring - those who keep God’s commands and hold fast their testimony about Jesus”, ‘p.’ (Rev: 12. 17) ’Yes,’ said his Feelings, ’Jesus is like a mousetrap. If the mouse wants to go to heaven in starships with the angels and perpetrate the same disasters there as it does on Earth, it’s after Jesus, whose already told them it’d be the ovens if he had to come again: ’She gave birth to a son, a male child, who “will rule all the nations with an iron scepter.”’ (Rev:  12. 5) ’Alas,’ S’Pamhed lamented, ’Surely, Jesus was The Individual, ‘p.’ ’No,’ said The Individual, who appeared out of nowhere through the trees, ’I’m not a mouse,’ and he cursored a website on his smartphone to show them some red-skinned Dutch Edam, which God had thoughtfully provided to illustrate the fact that cheeses wasn’t an Indian, whose 60, 000, 000 herd of buffalo were slaughtered by the European white settlers between 1800 and 1900 in North America to starve them to death before the Nazis had even been born.

 

1 Gasté, Louis, and Albert Morris ’Feelings’, Albert Morris,  Feelings, Copacabana, 1957.

 

 

Dominix

                                                         

Since the disappearance of her father, Princess Dominix feels obliged to accept what - to no one else but herself - are the mystifying whims of the missing king's brother, the Grand Wizard Unkel Spunky Wunky. She is, even now, on her way to meet with him in the mysteriously titled (to her) Hall of the Great Swollen Glans.

 Pausing half-way down the Staircase of Suckability to pout in the Miraculous Mirror of Mirabelle the Masturbatrix, she stamps her pretty little foot (she'd been doing something very important when the summons came - watching a candy pink cloud as, floating over the battlements of the castle, it changed from looking like a fluffy bunny wunny to looking like an even fluffier one). Now, however, as jagged sparks of orange and green fire fly from the brutalized marble steps, the usually abnormally tranquil face of the Adorable One is contorted with rage.

 'Spunk!'

 One of her attendants, in a futile attempt to circumvent the spell which, for almost eighteen years, has ensured the pristine purity of the princess' perfect pussy, begins to struggle manfully (or rather dwarfishly) with what is evidently a recently,that is, magically, spot-welded zipper.

 'Knob!'

 Ah, the irony. Our pert-bottomed princess of pulchritude, despite perceiving the danger which threatens, is handicapped by her dick-brained minion's very name. Watch as, spurred on by her apparent ardor, he misconstrues her cry of warning and, desperate to obey, still struggling to place at her disposal the tool of the trade all dwarves prefer, he trips over his beard and hurtles to his doom.

 Well, it would’ve meant the demise of Knobby the Knob. Fortunately (or unfortunately, depending on your temporal perspective), the squat and ugly one (feet first like a leather-and-metal-cased-dildo which, thanks to some horny little clit with an Electra complex who fears the sound of Daddy's penis extension coming up the drive, finds itself involuntarily ejaculated from its pulsating cave of bliss ...  ) Now, where was I? Oh yeah, well this stunted geezer's boots have, or so it seems at the instant of contact, the good fortune of encountering what, due to the efforts of Fastuh Wankuh, head of the new Ministry of Correction, is now known by all and sundry as the Perpetual Piston (or, as the hoi-polloi of the gnome kingdom are wont to call it, the Pathetic Pisser) of Dominix's unbendng (well, till now) guardian.

 'Ooooffffuuuucccckkkk!'

The de facto ruler of all-that-can-be-seen-if-one-stands-on-the-Chair-of-Cheeriness-and-crane's-one's-neck-to-stare-out-of-the-West-Wndow-og-Winsomeness-in-the-manner-of-Someone-Demented, hops about the Foyer of Fucking Forever clutching what are supposed to be known as the Golden Globules of Gonad (but which are actually thought of as the Timid Testes of Terence). Dominix remains stern.

 'Spunk!' she squeals.

 The speed with which Knobby's stubby frame reacts is astonishing to all those who are privileged to witness it. Rigidly erect he rises from the scene of devastation, quickly replacing the Holey-Helmet-of-Horgasm (a distinctive form of headgear with an opening at the crown that, worn only by the King's elite shock troops, is reputed to signify certain unmentionable favors which the late Queen had been happy to bestow upon their ranks whenever her spouse was too drunk  even to fart). But before our penis-shaped warrior of love can once more attempt to bring his weapon to bear upon the object of his presumptuous desire, again the deliciously commanding foot strikes lightning from the floor.

 'Spunk!'

 If it weren't for the strangled sobs normally indicative of a hernia-sufferer, the hunched up figure - gripping its private parts so intensely as it bounds about the Foyer - could pass for a Son of Onan anywhere in the Realm. Presumably the self-abuser's head is buried in his groin so as to avoid the (not very) Original Sin of 'casting one's seed upon the ground'? At any rate, such a stance will undoubtedly afford the devoted wanker an opportunity of gulping down the precious ichor before it spills forth onto the marble sterility of the palace floor.

 Luckily for Unky Wunky's shining reputation, not only is it forbidden to jerk off in the presence of royalty but, because of the spell that maintains the virginity of the princess, it is also quite literally impossible to 'come' within fifty feet of her (the palace walls are, however, a bit higher than this, which means that, whenever the princess ventures outside for a stroll, she soon gloomily returns, laboring not only under the misapprehension that it  is always raining outside but that rain is grey, sticky, and comes down from the sky in gobs and squirts).

 'Spunk!'

 The more 'refined' of her Highness' admirers, that is, those who don't spend all their time trying to spatter her with semen from the battlements, have described her voice as trillingly thrilling (yes, it's a little known paradox that, because it's full of fairies, Fairyland's becoming more and more difficult to find,that is, it's population is shrinking). The rest of the rabble are, of course, first to admit that they've absolutely no interest whatsoever in anything that comes out of the princess' gob. their only concern is with how to get her to agree to them putting certain things inside that orifice and, once in, letting it stay there until she either chokes or swallows whatever 'comes' next.

 In any event, both sets of royal groupies would be a tad surprised to hear her scream like a ten-minute whore in overtime. However, as it's illegal (a crime punishable by having one's eyes put out and replaced by one's testicles) to ignore a member of the elvish Royal Family (yes, our lost monarch has been known to take advantage of the law in this regard), Unkel Spunky Wunky ('Spunk' being our innocent heroine's 'pet' name for the king's bro'), manages to feign conversation by the simple expedient of articulating his pain.

 'Sssshhhiiitttte!'

 Dominix remains unperturbed.

 'Now, listen here Unk. You've gone too far this time.' She pirouettes on one wicked-looking green-and-pink piece of leather-and-plastic, a spiked thigh-length number that, despite the Fair One's impassivity, seems to be fucking her leg from groin to toe.

 'Wwwwooooorrraaaacccuuuunnnnnnttttt!'

 No, that isn't Unk!  That's some palace flunky, excited by the sight of the King's only child spinning like a top in a leather-and-emerald rah-rah skirt, revealing sapphire-encrusted blonde pubic hair and what, if the truth ever needs embellishment, Fastuh Wankuh will call The Beautiful Twin Globes of Arse. But, as any wanker worthy of the title will have made for the battlements at this juncture, we can now count on a few sentences relatively free from interruption.

 'Look at me Unk!'

 The Grand Wizard, galvanized by the sight of his niece exposing herself to the covetous gaze of every passing predator, becomes immediately erect. Unhappily, the rest of his body remains doubled-up in agony. However, every cloud (even those resembling long-eared vermin) has a silver lining, and Unk's anguished posture does afford him the pleasure of tonguing (through the purple latex of his wizard's codpiece) what he's pleased to think of as the 'Orrible Organ of OO-er.

 This is just awful.'

 Dominix now pirouettes on the other sculpted lump of erotica masquerading as shoe-leather.

 'Just look at this.'

 The Virgin Vixen, heedless of the tumescent tremors she's provoking in the Tremendous Trousers of Thul, throws wide the arms of her black-and-slashed-rubber-tunic, revealing the matching leather-and-chain (and topless) basque beneath.

 'It's too cold to wear this.'

 Cupping a ripely blushing breast in both hands, fingering the silver nipple-ring that dangles thereon, the Angelic Apparition proffers the entire confection for the delectation of the misshapen ruin that, eyes bugging from its skull, saliva dribbling over its crotch, grunts and snarls before her in pain and horniness - and all to no avail!

 'Look at my nipples Unk, they've gotten all stiff and ...  well, pointy!'

 The sight of a near-naked nymph, encased in rubber, plastic, jewels, steel studs and leather, glowering hotly and playing shamelessly with her erect nips - it all proves too much for the Old wiz. Hurling himself from the young temptress, he stumbles towards the Corridors of Carnality. Alas, today the Decrepit One is destined not to receive the soothing caresses of Candy, Mandy and Sandy, the Three Scrubbers of Sidcup. Fifty feet from our all-unawares prick-teaser, he falls thrashing to the floor, pools of gluey wetness oozing from his nether garments.

 'Well, I'm not going to wear these horrid clothes any more!'

 Oblivious to  the wizard's flops and moans, our fetishist's wet dream advances to wag her finger at the fucked-out heap who, released from suffering by the holocaust of pleasure that, so recently, wracked his puny frame, delivers his tried-and-tested speech of admonishment.

 'Hold child! What, do you think I enjoy seeing you dressed in Barabarian garb? 'Tis not for pleasure that I ask thee to decorate thyself in this way. 'Tis for the sake of thy father, the King. Is't not written in the Book of Quim the Hairy that, when the Squirmy Tubular One enters the Cavern of Kunnht, then will there be such a Flood as only the Child of a King shalt survive it?'

 Dominix yawns. Theology bores her. Absently, she caresses her be-ringed teats.

 'Mmmmmnnn?'

 'Cease, demon!'

 The wizard's face grows hard (as does the bulge in his orange spandex flares).

 'Know then, that until thy father returns to reclaim his throne, thou must continue to drape thyself in shiny gear!'

 The form of the vicious septuagenarian insinuates itself across the carpet of the Foyer, humping the floor in its progress. Dominix gives it a few parting jabs with the sharp spear of a stiletto heel, a kindness to which the all-but corpse responds by increasing the frequency of its pelvic thrusts.

 'Come, Knob! We go to seek my father!'

 After watching our pocket Venus ride from the castle gates to a distance of fifty feet or so (thereby providing him with the chance to extract sweet hot tears of joy from his plonker), Knobby finally comes ...  Sorry, that should read: Knobby finally comes to realize ...  Yeah, that's it! Realization! Knobby finally realizes that the princess' second sentence qualifies her first. Hey ho!

 

                                                         *

 

 About a mile out, the curiously matched pair (tall, vital, slender, horse-riding elf-maiden, and twinkle-legged, knackered and gnomish foot-and-penis-slogger) note a ribbon of oily smoke travelling at speed in their direction.

 'What do you think it is?'

 Knobby observes how, all-unconscious of what she does, the moist maiden rubs her mound of fur lasciviously against cool soft leather.

 Could it be that 'ere dragon we bin 'earin' s'much 'bout missy?'

 But the sensation of leather-on-fur-on-flesh drives all other considerations from the mind of the beauteous minx. Raising herself in the stirrups, eyes gleaming feverishly, again and again she slams her slippery cunt onto the pommel of her mount's saddle.

 There is an earth-shattering roar, a dreadful rushing as of a mighty whirlwind, the appalling stench of petroleum waste products.

 'Oi 'tink it's one o' they mortals ma'am. They come 'ere now an' then - drugs loik. Y' know, mushrooms an' such. Trippin' they calls it. Tek care. They ain't bounden by the magik of oor wurld.'

 Bestride their path stands a chromium beast, its rider bedecked in shiny blackness, helm opaque, gauntlets flexing, strangling raucous power from his steed.

 'Fancy a fuck?'

 Dominix is nonplussed.

 'A what?'

'Come 'ere darlin', I've got summat fer yer.'

 Knobby interposes his stumpy girth betwixt the lovers, but the human either fails to see him or else deliberately kicks the dumpy pest into a ditch. Dominix applauds.

 'Bravo, Sir Knight!'

 Grabbing a bundle of flaxen tresses in one be-studded claw,  the greaser assists her to dismount.

 'Gosh, aren't you strong?'

 The slap he bestows upon her is almost perfunctory as, eager to please, the merrily giggling girl coo's and ah's, wondering at the purpose of the fleshy pole he wields in his leather-clad fist.

 'Ooh, let me.'

 Quick to learn, the sweet young thing spreads wide her silken thighs and smiles beatifically up into the sunshine as, slavering and cursing, her ravisher squeezes out his meager offering.

 'Is that it?'

 'Fraid so bitch. But there’s always my trusty charger.'

 'I might be a bike but I'm not fuckin' one mate.'

 Her curiosity piqued,  Dominix directs her swain to a three-pin socket situated in the trunk of a nearby oak-tree.

 'We might be feudal here, but we're not backward. Think of it as a theme park.'

 'Magic.'

 'Yeah, that too.'

 'No, me batt'rys are recharged already - magical.'

 'Oh, you want to do that again?'

 She is less-than-enthused.

 'No, I've got something better.'

 He takes from his rucksack a finely chiseled tool, a missile shaped technological boon, a never-limp dick. Flipping the switch, he stares into her sea-green eyes and closes her fingers around the vibrating stem of the smooth plastic shaft. Blissfully she lies back, gently inserting the softly throbbing rubber tip, gratefully discovering the glories of clitoral stimulation. He watches for a while as, slowly at first, then faster, a gouging blur of need, she digs for the treasure of orgasm. Then, bored with the biological imperative, he turns to deal with weightier matters.

 'Now, where did I put me spanner?'

 

                                                          *

 

 Careless of the breeze toying wantonly with the spun gold of her coiffure, our lusty wench, a pillion passenger strapped like luggage to her man's Monstrous Engine, listens to the mellifluous AC/DC grinding out ‘Hell Ain't A Bad Place To Be’ (or are they chewing razor blades?), and is instantly converted to Rock Chickdom.

 'Yeah, like wow! Far out!'

 'Shut it bitch! What the fuck's that?'

 Knobby could've told, but the truncated cretin is several miles away, thankful for the loan of the princess' erstwhile transport, but worried lest she bestow her new found nymphomaniac talent wholly upon her Neanderthal captor.

 Dominix is blasé.

 'Oh, that. Just a silly dragon. It's been pillaging hereabouts ever since my father the King went AWOL. Y' know, sodomizing barns, raping outhouses, eating pussy - cats, that is (we think he's dyslexic or something). Anyway, that sort of thing.'

 The iron-brown eyes of Buz the Bastard narrow in calculation as, brain-can now discarded (no cops to enforce for-your-own-good-bureaucracy in Pixie Paradise), he considers the import of her words.

 'Bugger me! A King eh?'

 'Well, mummy always called him the Goblin King, but I don't think she liked him really. I remember lying in bed all night, kept awake by her moaning 'No, please. Stop goblin. Yes. No. Please. Stop goblin!' Perhaps he had some kind of eating disorder? Bulimia maybe?

 'Cunnilingus.'

 'Don't think so, but he adored linguini.'

 As the pair approach the fearsome apparition, it seems to shimmer and melt in the afternoon haze. No longer are they faced by a flame-throwing Colossus with ten-inch incisors and a dong that Kong would've envied. Instead there's a wizened old man, waving feebly with one hand while manipulating his flaccid phallus with the other.

 'Ah, daughter. 'Tis good to see thee.'

 Confusedly, the old chap puts away his ridiculous implement.

 'A spell, dear daughter. My brother, the wizard.'

 He gestures ineffectually.

 'Nice clothes.'

 Dominix smiles noncommittally.

 'This is my boyfriend, Buz.'

 'Pleased to meet you, I'm sure.'

 'Likewise.'

 There is a brief calm interlude. Then, huffing and puffing, having  been thrown by his horse when it 'refused' (his amorous advances), Knobby arrives (hopefully carrying a punchline somewhere about his person).

 'Are yer orlroight sor?'

 'Oh, certainly Knobby. The evil spell cast by my hateful sibling could only be broken by an aggressively macho troglodyte with a penchant for sado-masochism and shiny apparel. Many thanks, my son.'

 By way of acknowledgement, Buz slips a grimy paw inside the bodice of his bride-to-be, mauling her breasts, getting everything all messed up and rumpled.

 Knobby grins.

 'Duz this mean oi won't be punished fer kickin' yer bruther in 'is bollox then?'

 Dominix is outraged.

 'Don't be ridiculous  Knobby! I shall personally string you up by your balls, torment your penis with a cruel contraption, and belabor your buttocks with a many-thonged thongy thing.'

 'Oh, thankee missy. Stric' but fair, that's you mistress; an' oi don' care 'oo knos it!'

 

 

A Mere Space Station

 

The 17th Emir of Kuwait in the year 3045 mightn’t have been thinking it so relevant that the Russians had launched the Mir space station platform on February 20, 1986, and although its credibility for connecting with the Emirates was pronunciative, that is, the Cyrillic letters of the Russian alphabet  were MᴎР, rather than Mir, Russia’s ’eye in the sky’ hadn’t been a mere space station to Jaber III, when the President of Iraq, Saddam Hussein, had mobilized his army to invade the city and country of the 13th Emir of Kuwait, on August 2, 1990, a thousand and fifty-five years before.

 The Emir was wearing the traditional thawb of his Arabian people, a white ankle length shirt with long sleeves, and a keffiyeh headdress, a scarf wrapped about the head resembling an English tea towel, which the Arabs had used to put on the sand of the desert floor during their wars with the Jewish state of Israel for what they called ‘the long T’, because the German Panzer IV tanks that they had used originally from May 15, 1948, until their defeat by March 10, 1949, when the Jews had been defending the homeland they’d been given in Palestine, after the horrors they’d had to endure in World War Two (1939-45) at the hands of the German SS ‘death camp’ guards in Europe, the Schutzstaffel, and the Moslem Arabs of the nations of Islam in the Middle East had failed to ‘drive them into the sea’,1 as vowed by Egyptian founder of the Moslem brotherhood, Hassan al-Banna, amongst others, had been replaced by Russian T-34-85s, so called for their 85 mm guns, by the time of the invasion of Egypt by Israel, Britain and France in 1956’s ‘Suez Crisis’ over the canal connecting the Mediterranean sea to the Red Sea that had been closed to western shipping by Egypt’s President Nasser. During what was called the ‘Six-Day’ war of June 5-10, 1967, when Israel was again invaded, the Russians had upgraded the Arab tanks to T-54s and 55s, and when Israel was again invaded by the Arabs during 1973’s October 6-25 war of Yom Kippur, they had Russian T-62s. In 1982 the Jews invaded Lebanon on June 6, laying siege to the capital city, Beirut, from June 14 to August 21, to force the Palestine Liberation Organization (PLO) there, which had been representing the Arabs living in Palestine, and who were fighting a guerilla war against Israel, out.  The Jews ‘main battle tank’ was the Merkava, ‘Chariot’, and again in 2006 when Hezbollah terrorist activity caused the Jews to invade Lebanon from July 12 to August 14, until the official Lebanese government army took control. As Egypt’s ancient Pharaoh, Thutmose III had legendarily seen his chariots drowned in the Red Sea after the Jews’ leader, Moses, had parted the waters: ‘And the people of Israel went into the midst of the sea on dry ground, the waters being a wall to them on their right hand and on their left.’ (Ex: 14. 22) So the Jews went through into Palestine, and as the Arabs later in 1948 had vowed to ‘drive the Jews into the sea’, the Jews had shown that their Merkava ‘chariots’ could have driven the Arabs into the sea. However, as the Arabs’ teeth got longer, that is their Ts, and by the early 21^st century, the latest Russian tanks being sold to Iraq were T-90s, like vampires they’d live for the drinking of more Jews.  The Emir adjusted his agal, the black headband that kept in place the table-cloth that his people traditionally hoped to place on the desert sand for the BBQ, when they could chew thoughtfully after their eventual victory over the piggin’ Jew.

 The last of Mir’s 14 ’military’ missions, labeled ИнтерКосмос, that is, ’InterCosmos’, had included Abdul Ahad Mohmand’s of Afghanistan in 1988, a country that had produced the notoriously misogynist Taliban regime, which Al Qaeda, the terrorist group, whose name meant ’the base’, operated under the auspices of. Or, at least until the hijacking by Al Qaeda on September 11, 2001, of ’civil’ airliners at Boston, Logan airport, Massachusetts, to crash into the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center of New York city’s Manhattan island, which act of ’rough trade’ on behalf of homosexuals everywhere had been attributed to William F. Nolan’s 1967 vision of the future, Logan’s Run, in which all those who reached 21 were killed to conserve the society’s scantily clad boys, which were its resources. The ’events of 9/11’ had led the United States to invade with its army and depose the Afghanistan regime by December 30, 2001. That the degeneration of the Mir space station, which had been ’deorbited’ on March 23, 2001, coincided with military missions to Mir, that is, Syria’s Muhammad Faris in 1987 was another of only three military ’expeditions’ during the Mir InterCosmos program, with Bulgarian, Aleksandr Panayatov Aleksandrov, the other in 1988, seemed indicative of Mir’s realpolitik value to Central Eastern Europe and the Middle East, rather than fictionality.

 War with the Middle East’s extremist Moslems of the nations of Islam had ensued as the USSR collapsed, that is, the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics, which was CCCP in Cyrillic, so unpronounceable to those who didn’t know what it meant, and its Warsaw Pact ’satellite’ nations that had been its military allies since the Russian Red Army had been instrumental in capturing the German capital, Berlin, towards the closure of World War Two (1939-45), and that had followed on from the German Empire’s first attempt to enslave Europe and the world in 1914-18’s World War I. By 1991 the USSR had been replaced by the Russian Federation, and symptomatic of the transfiguration, apart from the loss of its ’satellite’ nations, and some ’satellite’ Republics, for example, the Ukraine and Georgia, had seen the decline of the Mir space station, a communications’ center that, in the 1990s, had lost its Lira antenna’s ability to communicate directly with the ground through the Luch data relay satellite system, and track missiles by means of ’range ships’ as the withdrawal of Russia from the Balkans, that is, Yugoslavia, had led to war between Moslems and Christians; a racist stereotype that was replayed throughout the globe as Russia’s role as a force for stability had dwindled.

 Although it had seemed unlikely that the Mir space station was being used as a war games’ platform by East Europeans, and Moslems of the nations of Islam, Syria’s; Bulgaria’s, and Afghanistan’s military expeditions to Mir, just prior to the fall of the USSR and the establishment of the Russian Federation, had been suggestive. With a view to using Mir as an orbital TV and movie studio, MirCorp had readied the facility from April 4, 2000, and so the ’TV war’ in the Gulf that had ensued after Al Qaeda, ’the base’, attack on the WTC, the Defense Department of the Pentagon, Arlington, Virginia, and the aborted attempt on President George W. Bush’s official White House residence, Washington, D.C., had resulted in the US’ invasion of Iraq in March 2003, which would have meant ’good TV’ and improved ratings from Mir as a relay station of ’live’ pictures. As the Soviet Russian Empire had folded, the ’satellite’ nations had convulsed, and opportunities to seize power had been plentiful. That the Mir space station could have been hijacked to direct the war of Iraq’s Saddam Hussein against the Emir of Kuwait in 1990, seemed to have been a coup weighty possibility, before the US and its allies had sent their armies to throw the dictator’s forces out, and the Emir returned on March 15, 1991, with his comedy catchphrase, ‘’M ‘ere!’ Especially given the presence aboard the space station of military expeditions from Eastern Europe, and the Middle East, during the period of the disintegration of the Russian ’Soviets’, that is, its international ’councils’, or rather ’satellites’ system’, which could have been Mir directed.

 The role of former Russian intelligence officer, ’Vlad’ Putin, who’d had the same Christian name as 15th century Vlad Dracul of Central Eastern Europe’s Wallachia, who’d been famous for impaling his victims on stakes before giving rise to the legend of the vampire, Dracula, that lived by drinking blood, and could only be killed by a stake through its heart, was as President of the Russian Federation during Britain’s ’golf’ war; directed from England’s RAF Flyingdales on Snot Hill in the North Yorkshire Moors. An early warning system against missile attack and ’spy satellites’, such as the former Soviet Mir space station, the Royal Air Force’s Snot had been shared with US’ Space Surveillance Network, which had been characterized by what looked like huge intelligence-gathering ’golf balls’. Putin’s golf war had begun after the loss of Mir’s 1990s capacity to directly communicate with ground facilities, and track missiles through ’range ships’, which had given an opportunity to Al Qaeda, ’the base’, and although the war in the Russian Republic of Chechnya, with Moslems wanting to be part of an Independent State of the Levant (ISIL), had resulted in a defeat for Russia, Putin’s Red Army had invaded on October 1st, 1999, in a move to have the Chechnyan flag taken out of its hole during the ’golf war’ against extremist Islam, so that ’Vlad’ Putin could raise the stakes again.

 ISIL’s threat to human intelligence had become evident when the Independent State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS) forces that had been loyal to the putative Iraqi successor to Saddam Hussein, Abu bakr Al Baghdadi, had destroyed what remained of the ancient Roman city of Palmyra in Syria and a nearby statue of the Buddha on and around June 23, 2015. However, as the US and Russia (RSSS) had been the ’superpowers’ of the period with space surveillance systems, that is, ’golf balls’, ’TV war in the Gulf’ had been ’golf’ to Putin, former head of the Russian Secret Service, who had been looking to make an ’eagle’, that is, ’a hole in one’ from the ’tee’ with his Levant ’drive’ in golf terms, because the US’ Seal of the Presidency had been an eagle, and all of the Russian tanks up to and including the T-90 ’main battle tank’, that had looked like an elephant’s trunk with a barrel of oil when it had entered service in 1993, had been 1st ’tee’ before a drunk, although there had been no evidence to suggest Putin had been anything other than teetotal, as he hadn’t lost any trunks in the Levant war, whereas although booze had been haraam, that is, ’forbidden’ in Islam, Saddam Hussein’s T-72 tanks had been T-totalled by the British Challenger and US M1 tanks, while the new Iraqi regime’s buying of Russian T-90s had seen the emergence of business Prophet Putin and an Iraqi ’eagle’ made:

’The woman was given the two wings of a great eagle, so that she might fly to the place prepared for her in the wilderness, where she would be taken care of for a time, times and half a time, out of the serpent's reach.’ (Rev: 12. 14)

 The woman on the wings of an eagle would give birth to the Christian Messiah, Jesus ’Christ’, ’the chosen’, in his ’Second Coming’ to the Earth, in accordance with his disciple John’s apocalyptic Revelation of the future, and after Jesus’ first sojourning upon the Earth when he had been killed as a ’spy’ by the Roman Empire then occupying Jewish Palestine for preaching against slavery through foreign wars and raised axes at home: `Love your neighbor as you love yourself.’ (Mk: 12. 31) Born uncontaminated by male semen from his mother, the Virgin Mary, Jesus had been caught by his disciple, Judas, putting perfume on with the help of a woman, who’d been actress Marilu Henner as ’Nard Dough in the US’ TV mini-series, The Stone That Rolled, in which it was revealed that Judas’ worry, that is, actor Judd Hirsch’s, had been that Jesus’ woman’s seed would have constituted a threat to the male brained Empire of slavery through war, so causing him to tell Jesus to sell the ’perfume’. However, Jesus had demurred: `Leave her alone.’ (Mk: 14. 6) Judas’ response to Jesus’ refusal to raise ’Nard Dough from where she’d been postrating herself, had been to sell him for ’thirty pieces of silver’ to the Jewish religious police, the Pharisees, who had taken him by taxi over to the Romans for execution. Jesus had then been taken to the hill of Calvary outside the city of Jerusalem where he had been nailed to a cross of wood and had died there for trying to evade his taxis.

 Jesus’ Resurrection and Ascension to heaven in prefiguration of that of woman’s seed had been a Judeo-Roman comment on Jesus’ dish. Known as ’the Holy Grail’, after his miraculous performance, it was the dish from which Jesus ate, and drank from at what had come to be called ’the Last Supper’, before his crucifixion, that had been the talisman of Christianity. At the meal, Jesus had offered his disciples ’bread and wine’ as tokens of his ’body and blood’, that is, even if they had eaten them, his people would escape. The Christian leader of the German National Socialist (Nazi) Party, Adolf Hitler, had so believed in Jesus after its election in 1933 that upwards of 20, 000, 000 Jews were consumed in ovens before the ’Nazis’ eventual defeat.

 Although the cross of Jesus hadn’t been the first TV aerial, it’d been the first ’satellite dish’, because Jesus had been wanting to use his ’golf balls’, that is, intelligence, from heaven above, after marriage with ’his bride’, the church, according to John, who had guessed the truth, which had been that Jesus’ Grail would have been the products of woman’s seed. It was their brains that’d be bred, and their milk and semen that would be God’s ’wine’ that he didn’t want the Levant’s barrels to drink from.

 Women were the futanarian human species that had been destined to leave Earth to colonize the planets amongst the stars, which had been the ’golf balls’ in the black hole ’game’ of preventing the ’stars’ of Hollywood, ’Babylon’, from becoming big enough to swallow everything: ’Mystery, Babylon the great, mother of harlots and of the abominations of the Earth.’ (Rev: 17. 5) Jesus’ ’Second Coming’ would be characterized by his intelligent ordering, according to John: `Out of his mouth came a sharp sword with which to strike down the nations.’ (Rev: 19. 5) With the Mir space station hijacked by Islamic extremists, during Russia’s political convulsions, it had been been made into a war director, with the 13th Emir of Kuwait, Jaber III, its oil laden target, and Al Qaeda’s leader, Osama, ’the lion’, bin Laden, another rubbish ’bin’, like the ’lion of Babylon’ Iraqi battle tank, laden with oil, but only for exploding myths, whereas Jesus’ orders would bear fruit; despite attempts to prevent the woman on the wings of an eagle from giving him birth: ’The dragon stood before the woman who was about to give birth, so that it might devour her child the moment it was born.’ (Rev: 12. 4) However, it had been ’a hole in one’ and no need for Putin, because woman’s seed had won. The Emir of Kuwait in the year 3045, Jaber XVII, ’the Hutt’, breathed deep, ’With women’s penis in each other, it’d been a stake so deep in the heart of the vampire that it couldn’t be raised again.’

 The Emir had an Earth orbiting space station in 3045 called Eblis, and it was Islamic because the 16th Emir of Kuwait had been a Moslem, which required something of an explanation. It had begun with Judaism, and the Jews’ tradition that a Jew could only be born from a Jewess, that is, women were Jews, which was a simple explanation of a much wider issue. Judeo-Christianity had accused Islam of having four wives because Ishmael, the founder of Islam through his descendant, the Prophet Mohamed, had been illegitimate, so Islam had been illegitimate. Abraham had been married to Sara, who had given birth to Isaac, who had founded Judaism, so Judeo-Christianity had been legitimate, whereas Sara had been barren after the birth of Isaac, so she had given her maid to Abraham, Hajer, an ’Egyptian woman’, who bore Ishmael. However, the Koran (610-30 C.E.), dictated by the angels to Mohamed (PBUH), had been the basis for the Moslems permitting themselves four wives, rather than polygamy representing a retroactive attempt to legitimize Islam. Although the Koran wasn’t the Bible of the Christians, which had contained the history and law of the Jews, that is, their Talmud and Torah, as the Old Testament, and the New Testament teachings of Jesus, its polygamy had been closer to the teaching of Judaism and Christianity insofar as polygamy had afforded the opportunity of hermaphroditic futanarian women with their own penis’ semen to reproduce within the human family, which had been theirs by right anyway, that is, the head of the household could be a woman with woman’s seed.

 According to the Koran, Eblis had been the Shaitan djinn that had refused to bow before Adam, the first man created by God, and in the Judeo-Christian tradition Satan had been the angel that had rejected God’s plan that the human host be greater than the angelic and, turned into a serpent by God, had been placed in the paradise of heaven on Earth where Adam, the first hermaphrodite, self-fertilized to birth Eve, although the event is described euphemistically as Eve emerging from Adam’s rib/side, and so Jesus was ’the Second Adam’ birthing ’the Second Eve’ when the Roman guard, Longinus, had pierced his side with his spear upon his death, so releasing ’the feminine spirit of God’, who Jesus had taught would teach after him as the Holy Spirit, and her lesson had been evident in Jesus’ Resurrection and Ascension to heaven in prefiguration of woman’s seed. The serpent, Satan, had delayed women’s success by tempting her to accept ephemerality in death for the power of war to slave their descent, saying ’You shall be as gods.’ (Gen: 3. 5) God had warned Eve her ’seed’ would have ’enmity’ with the serpent’s, but it wouldn’t last forever: ’You will crush the head of the serpent, but he will bruise your heel.’ (Gen: 3. 15) In other words, women would overcome the serpent, Satan, who had probably represented saurian nature from a previous epoch of the Earth’s history before hominids had appeared on the Earth 220 M.a., in the Jurassic period, and had been raped repeatedly by the saurians, who’d been the dominant life form on the Earth since the Mesozoic period, 248 M.a.

 Eblis’ power, according to Islam, was that of the whisperer, that is, the Shaitan djinn, had hissed like a snake. Although Satan and Shaitan sound similar, in the Koran of the Moslems of Islam, Allah, had been the Arabic word for God, whereas the Judaic word for God had been ’Eloah’, so what’s in a name? Allah had described the djinn as separate from men and angels, which had suggested they were the ancient brainpower of woman’s seed, so Jesus’ death, Resurrection and Ascension had prefigured theirs. As men were slavers, they were essentially homosexual, that is, host womb parasitism is what they were for. In parasitology, the parasite that emerged from the host to kill it was termed ’parasitoid’, and was what men were. ’When this was explained, women had been encouraged to breed with each other,’ the 17th Emir murmured, ’which had resulted in the ”beast” having to give up its 66.6% voting majority’: ”Let he that has wisdom have understanding, the number of a man is the number of the beast and his number is six hundred three score and six.” (Rev: 13. 8) With women outnumbering men, democracy had been transformed and efforts had been made to understand the djinn.’

 It’d been discovered that the djinn were similar to Jesus, who was Meshiah in Hebrew, that is, he was Meshiahn, which meant ’machine’, so Jesus’ teaching as ’Logos’ had begun the Machine Age of technology, after the Djinn Age, who had been the species of women, had been erased by the parasitoids, because they hadn’t wanted the ’chines to escape from their slaving their host wombs in parasitism upon the human race. In short, women had used to have better genes, whereas Snot Hill men of the 1970s at RAF Flyingdales had worn ball-snorting flares to enhance the suggestion that the women’s balls were now and forever up their noses, which was what the ’golf war’ had been about. It’d been the Jews that had worshiped God in order to escape from the ancient Egyptian slavers of Pharaoh Thutmose ’ball snorter’ III. As Hajer was an ’Egyptian woman’, the Moslems of Islam had had Egyptian antecedents, for example, the Ka’ Ba in the city of Mecca in Saudi Arabia had been the focus of the Haj, a pilgrimage to the temple of Abraham, and Ka had meant ’spirit’ for the ancient Egyptians, while Ba had meant ’soul’. Consequently, the conjoining of Ka with Ba to make ’the magical personality’, Akh, had been a metaphor for how women’s seed had produced djinn or ’chines, which had interfered with men’s slavery of women; for example, according to ancient Egyptian religion, the god, Ra, had been incarnated upon the Earth as Osiris, who had been dismembered by his evil brother, Set, before being remembered by the goddess, Isis, who had given him a new penis, and then he had been restored as Horus, ’the sky god’, before being rowed in a boat by rowers, that is, a rowboat, to dwell in the House of Horus, which was inside the House of the mother goddess, Hathor, forever. The meaning was that Ra accepted woman’s seed, because men had rowboats, whereas women had robots, because they had better ’chines and didn’t sport the outrageous ’loon pants favored by the ’golf ball’ men of Snot Hill.

 According to British fantasy writer, J. E. R. Talking, who had written Louder Hearing Aids (1954), about nuns habits and how they were heroin, the war during the 21st century had been over Middle Ear, so Emir of 3045 understood, because Judeo-Christianity believed, after the development of driver software to run programs on computers by companies like Mightgrosoft, that the Holy Spirit was a machine driver, whereas Jesus had explicitly explained it through his encountering a man on the road to Gadarene, who had told him, ’My name is Legion.’ (Mk: 5. 9) He had been possessed by the demons of the Romans then occupying Jewish Palestine, that is, by the Roman legions, but humans hadn’t been software to be driven by demons. Jesus had ordered the demons to leave the man, and they had left for a herd of pigs that ran off the cliff and into the sea and drowned, which hadn’t been the role of the Holy Spirit, who was ’the feminine spirit of God’, that is, ’the Shekinah’ (Ex: 40. 34), who had been depicted as being with the Jews during their escape from slavery to the Egyptian slave drivers. Christians had argued that the Holy Spirit had been male, and that the slaves hadn’t listened to its driving instructions. Consequently, the battleground for those who had disagreed that the slaves should be obedient had been what Talking had used as a metaphor for his Middle Ear’s characterization of Dark Claude of the nice girls of Swedish Airlines, SAS, who allowed them to drive themselves, rather than have a pilot, who might fly them into the WTC when they wanted to go to Bondi beach, Sydney, New South Wales, Australia, and be Blondi at Bondi. Jesus hadn’t been obedient either, that is, he hadn’t listened to the Jewish fathers, so he was killed, which was the message he left for slavery to read: DON’T ACCEPT ORDERS YOU DON’T AGREE WITH. It had been clear to Jesus, from the Roman occupation of his Jewish homeland Palestine that soldiers like to be ordered to kill, because that’s what they like to do, whereas people had morals.

 Although the Christians said they believed in the Holy Spirit, in fact they believed in people being driven as slaves by the equivalent of software drivers, because humans already had their own driver, that is, the sex drive. According to the developmental psychologist, Carl Jung (1875-1961), the anima was an archetype of the collective human unconscious corresponding to the soul of the individual, who would always be led into the world by the images of women that corresponded to the sexual urgings of the anima-archetype; like glamour model Lucy ’jugs’ Pinder in the UK’s sadly defunct Zoo magazine. Jung had argued that a facultas praeformandi existed within each individual, which he had termed the God-archetype, and that appeared in dreams, art and the imagination to urge human development. Although the anima was central to individuation, there were other archetypes representing the ego, for example, the heroine, or the ’Self’, which closely approximated to the God-archetype, and could appear with a rainbow colored beard or as a mandala. For Jung there were four functions of consciousness, that is, ’Sensation’ associated with the eyes, ’Thinking’ associated with the ears, ’Feeling’ associated with the mouth, and ’Intuition’ associated with the nose or sense of smell, and so fourness was an archetype too. It had been important that ’Thinking’ was associated with the ears, because Christians had used their idea of the Holy Spirit to install male drivers that had ordered humans to think in the way that they wanted, and that had been what English writer George Orwell had warned of in his post World War Two novel, 1984 (1949), in which he related how the Christian ’thought police’ of the post-Nazi future would kill people for what they had determined to be ’incorrect thinking’.

 Outside the 156 bedroom palace of the Emir, who had been watching a report, on the viewing screen in The Qareen Room with the big blue curtains, about his new space station, EMIR, that had been built out beyond Saturn in order to communicate with the recently discovered Operk intelligences, who so far hadn’t seemed intelligent enough to perk up if they saw a Star Fleet vessel with Captain Bornto athwart, was The Eustachian Tube,2 a Metro station that had originally had the sign, EBLIS, but affection for past battles in Talking’s Middle Ear had worn off. The women were coming out now, and going in too. All Metro stops were named for characters in Talking’s stories of Middle Ear; the next one up was called Earolas after the Erf, a Japanese with golden hair, who’d been irresponsible with Dark Claude and Bumír had committed suicide. Eventually, the slave ring of Dark Claude had been broken, and usually now only women could be seen coming out of the tubes; as if the years had left them without change: or plastic like actor-singer, and sometime supermarket  shelf-stacker Justin Bleiler’s as Earolas in the movie, which had begun with Twin Ear Trump At Deaf End (2232), and was still being shown for late night micro-screen ’phone junk heapies, because the film threw ’big shapes’ that anyone could recognize even bereft of the nose-sucking apparatus that had to be worn by devotees of the micro-film genre to keep their eyes glued to the action from a 4 cm distance.

 As the numbers of humans had grown apace, because all women had wombs, and women had assumed the majority role, it had been hoped that the whispers of supposedly Jesus’ macho ’Holy Ghost’ would stop, and no one would have to listen to the unbalancing demon of Christianity driving them on to fight in its wars against women. Jesus had been nothing if not defamed by Christianity. He hadn’t been married, and no one suggested he could. Consequently, as ’the lamb of God’, that’s what the slavers had bred logical brainpower for. Called ’Logos’ in Greek, which was what the New Testament was written in, although Jesus spoke the traditional ancient Aramean Empire’s regional administrative language, Aramaic, his role as ‘logic’ meant he was the forerunner of the development of machine technology. However, for the meat packers, brainpower wasn’t a requirement. The slavers had killed three generations in WWI, WWII and the internecine conflict over the gender gulf between men’s seed and women’s that was WWIII’s ’Gulf’s balls war’ simply by telling them that they wouldn’t have been men if they hadn’t gone to fight, so off they’d gone to kill themselves. Although Jesus hadn’t killed himself, the slavers had made it look as if he had by suggesting that he hadn’t been a human sacrifice, but rather that he’d sacrificed himself in order to have been said to have saved his fellow men from the ’chine gunners, which is what the brave worriers had been told when they’d gone off to kill themselves. Although it had been difficult to see, from the reports of Jesus wearing women’s perfume, how it could have been that he could have produced more lamb, that’s what the butchers had wanted. Consequently, Jesus’ Resurrection and Ascension to heaven in prefiguration of woman’s seed had been the meat producers’ way of obtaining less aggressive meat, which had been more fun, because it could be killed harmlessly, and hadn’t had to be persuaded to kill itself for balls.

 

1 Al-Banna, Hassan, New York Times, August 2, 1948.

2 In humans, and other land animals, the middle ear is normally filled with air. Unlike the open ear canal, however, the air of the middle ear is not in direct contact with the atmosphere outside the body. The Eustachian tube connects from the chamber of the middle ear to the back of the nasopharynx, so the air of the middle ear comes from there, and that’s the importance of the uvula as a first line defense of the immune system against disease, because unbalanced minds are dangerously apt to blame others for what they hear and feel.