Heavy Adze On TV
Because the Japanese Manga Authority had a way
of universalizing their issues, it was possible for they, the JAM, to see the
events of September 11, 2001, as a manifestation of Heavy Adze, the manga
character that Japan had posited the existence of, due to the spreading of the
HIV/AIDS incurable killer disease virus, by men`s mixing of blood, shit and
semen in each others` asses; during the late 20th century and
afterwards. Deriving their labeling of Heavy Adze from the virus` name
HIV/AIDS, the Japanese Manga Authority (JAM) identified as, `HA!`, the
reification in corporeal form of the spirit of the killer disease. Tracing the
socio-history of the manga villain, `HA!`, JAM could detail the signs of his
emergence as long ago as ancient Greece`s civilization, and the biblical
description of `a woman`, `Mystery, Babylon the great, mother of harlots and of
the abominations of the Earth.` (Rev: 17. 5) The ancient Greeks had
enslaved the host wombs of women to institutionalize homosexuality in
pederasty, and so spread their contagion along with war, while the biblical
city of Babylon (c. 4000 B.C.) was what men did with women. They
produced themselves as the killer disease of human civilization, culture and
art, which JAM had descried as their hypothetical manga character, Heavy Adze;
even before the existence of `HA!` was proven.
Jesus
Christ had preached 2000 years before 9/11 that a Holy Spirit would teach after
him, because Eve had been born, as had the Jewish Messiah, uncontaminated by
male semen from the side of Adam, who was the first man created by God,
according to the Bible, to live in the paradise of Eden and eat of the
`fruit of the tree of life`, which was immortality. Born uncontaminated by male
semen from his mother, the Virgin Mary, Jesus had more in common with Eve than
Adam, so was closer to the Holy Spirit of God. Described by Christianity as the
`Second Adam`, Jesus` prophecy that a Holy Spirit would teach after him caused
the Roman centurion, Longinus, to use his spear to cut open the Messiah`s side
as he looked for the `Second Eve`, that is, the Holy Spirit, which the Roman
posited existed, as Eve had, in close proximity to Adam, before she emerged
from his side in Eden. Longinus` perspective was that the Holy Spirit was Eve.
The JAM also had perceptions. To them the Holy Spirit was the antagonist of
Heavy Adze, who manifested as the male brained Roman Empire of homosexuality in
pederasty for war during the period of the occupation of Jewish Palestine and
the Mission of Jesus, who provoked these words from Longinus, `Surely, this was
the son of God.` (Matt: 27. 54) Longinus` declaration, as he pierced the
side of Jesus with his spear upon his death, was based on his perception of the
meaning of Jesus being nailed to a cross of wood as a `dissident` by the Roman
Empire, because he taught God`s law, `Love your neighbor as you love yourself.`
(Mk: 12. 31) At his `Last
Supper`, before his crucifixion and death, Jesus - as the human host - gave his
disciples `bread and wine`, as symbols of his `body and blood`, but Jesus`
disciple, Judas Iscariot, betrayed the human host and gave Jesus over to the
Romans as a `dissident`, because Jesus didn`t want the male braining of the
Roman Empire`s homosexuality in pederasty for war, whereas Judas and all of the
other slavers wanted it, so that they could be in power over the human race as
it struggled to escape from its enslavement to the evil parasites that had
taken over the human host womb.
Eve,
usually thought of as mankind`s first betrayer, accepted the `fruit of the tree
of the knowledge of good and evil` from the serpent in Eden, Satan, who told
her, `You shall be as gods,` (Gen: 3. 5) Satan had been transformed from
his high state as the angel, Satan, in heaven, because he`d refused to accept
that humans would be greater than the angels, and so God had turned him into a
serpent. The `fruit` of `knowledge` was `death`, because it was power through
war, and so God expelled Eve and Adam from Eden for rejecting immortality,
although Eve`s `seed` would have Redemption, if Adam would labor, although Eve
would have labor pain, which was fulfilled in the birth of Jesus as `woman`s
seed` from his mother, the Virgin Mary, because it meant a new form of
brainpower only from `woman`s seed` to liberate humanity from evil, `You shall
crush the head of the serpent with your foot, although he shall bruise your
heel.` (Gen: 3. 15) What the serpent offered in terms of power was
slavery, `Your desire will be for your husband, and he will rule over you.` (Gen:
3. 16) God`s punishment for Eve was that her daughters would be slaves to the
parasite upon the human species` host wombs, although Eve`s `foot` is depicted
as crushing the head of the male brained Emperor, which humans pejoratively
termed `Satan` in any and all cases of the evil Empire arisen, because Eve`s
`seed` was futanarian human woman`s with her own penis` semen and host wombs as
the single independent species of the Earth capable of sexually reproducing her
own brains` powers apart from men to achieve technological and scientific
liberation through the invention of labor saving devices to afford her escape
from parasitism upon her host womb by the `serpent`s seed` of men`s enslaving
of her for homosexuality in pederasty and war. In this way God`s promise of an
end to Eve`s labor pain in the production of better brains from her own `seed`
would be fulfilled and her human species` Redemption assured, but men would
have to repent and convert from their sin of slavery for homosexuality in
pederasty and war against her race.
By the
late 20th century the Emperor could be seen to be not wearing any
clothes. Sitting in its cars playing with its feet and looking out of the
window at the ass of the man in front (who sat in its chair playing with its
feet and looking out of the window at the ass of the driver in its front) was
but a prelude to the male idiot`s reassuring of itself and all of the others of
its maleness, which was itself a preliminary to its roaring across the desert
plains of Iraq after 9/11, for example, to spit death from its sublimated penis
extension, the proboscis on the front of its `war elephant`, as it probed the
maleness of the homosexuals in pederasty and war, who`d declared an Independent
Levant (IL), and now turned their seats around to look at each other`s faces
offendedly after getting a good sniff of the petrol fumes emitted from the
other exhausted pedalers of death.
The Gulf
war, which began in March, 2003, when the United States of America sent an army
to depose Saddam Hussein, who was executed on December 30, 2006, and who`d
evinced support for Al Qaeda, `the base` after 9/11, was a consequence of those
terrorists, operating under the auspices of the notoriously misogynist Taliban
regime in Afghanistan, and which the US army had removed by December, 2001,
crashing hijacked civil planes into the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center
in the U.S.A.`s New York city, but the choice of `world trade` as a symbolic
target for `rough trade`, that is, the `brutality and violence` of
homosexuality in pederasty, revealed a different and more biblical reason.
Devouring war was what the parasite was for: `The dragon stood in front of the woman who was about to give birth, so
that it might devour her child the moment it was born.` (Rev: 12. 4)
The scene
of the planes crashing into the Twin Towers was relayed across the globe by
networked news channels, `live on CNN` and elsewhere, because it was a
manifestation of the incurable killer disease, HIV/AIDS, which the JAM thought
of as being personified as Heavy Adze. Although Heavy Adze was a reification
and a hypothetical character, the events did fit the description of an `evil
spirit` best described by US President George W. Bush, simply as a dangerously
`wanted dead or alive` super criminal. It was better to give Heavy Adze a name,
as a label was useful in getting a positive ID on a convicted agent of Satan.
Heavy Adze, `live on CNN`, as the terrorist Al Qaeda group crashing planes into
the World Trade Center to precipitate `rough trade` in homosexuality in
pederasty and war, represented `heavy ads`, that is, Satan`s `TV` advertising
campaign. Because women weren`t present upon the Earth as the humans species of
futanarian with their own penis` semen for their own host wombs, the bred of
its people were become transvestite, that is,
a male brained `TV` creature wearing each others` clothes and created by
Heavy Adze to be devoured, `HA!`, in parasitism:
`Pleased to meet you;
Hope you guessed my name.
But what's puzzling you,
Is the nature of my game.`1
In Hans Christian Andersen`s tale, `The
Emperor`s New Clothes` (1837), the courtiers convince the Emperor to live naked
in the belief that he has clothes, which he does until a child says what he
sees: `He's altogether as naked as the day that he was born.` The Earth`s
Emperor had clothes, but it didn`t have an Empress, because the women had male
brains too. Everyone was an actor, a male brained `TV`, that is. Heavy Adze had
been there sundering futanarian humanity with its adze, that is, its ancient
axe, since Eden. Heavy Adze`s `TV ads` had been in Hollywood, Babylon,
promoting the absence of `woman`s seed` at least since 1930, when the `Hays
code` (1930-67) was introduced by Will Hays, President of the Motion Pictures
Producers and Distributors of America (MPPDA), to prevent woman`s `foot` from
being raised from the floor in bedroom scenes during the making of movies on
`moral grounds`, that is, woman`s futanarian penis wasn`t to be seen in
Hollywood, Babylon, lest it interfere with the homosexuals` pogrom against the
human race in pederasty and war`s advertising campaign for death on the `big
screen`. So that the audiences could be programed to want the tank battles of
the Gulf war, `live on CNN`, the glamored old gay movie stars advertised the
First, Second, and Third world wars` Somme (1916), Alamein (1942), and Basra
(2003) battles, etc., as `heavy ads` for the `small screen` audience at home,
who then wanted the `repeats`, so much that Hollywood, Babylon, had lost the
human race to extinction through its advocacy of the devouring parasite of
death in slavery to war.
As the
devourer of the human race, Heavy Adze wasn`t even playing with its own food,
it was playing with the Earth`s species` `foot`, that is, the futanarian human
women with their own penis` semen for the sexual reproduction of their own
race`s brains` powers for liberation through intelligence from the slavery to
death of homosexuality in pederasty`s wars against that civilization, culture
and art, which women were still able to produce from their host wombs; despite
the parasitism of men`s depredations. As
God`s `foot` didn`t seem to mind that men pronounced it `food`, the parasite
continued to play with the futanarian `remnant` of the human race - as a cat toys
with a mouse. Up on the wooden cross, Jesus was the mouse caught in a Roman
trap. Having tortured the Jewish Messiah to death, the cross was set up as a
symbol to encourage more of you, man, to want the `Jeez`.
Attracted
to Christianity`s promise of `food` to play with, it grew as a world religion,
and although Jesus` teaching was his birth, that is, `woman`s seed`
uncontaminated by male semen, the promise of Christianity was that Christians
could be cats playing with the human species` foot` as `food`, before humanity
died and was devoured by the graves in the churchyard. Jesus` death,
Resurrection and Ascension to heaven prefigured the resurrected penis` semen of
the human futanarian race of women, because Jesus was `woman`s seed` born
uncontaminated by male semen from his mother, the Virgin Mary, that is, as a
`foot` of God, rather than `food of the gods`, which the serpent of Eden had
promised Eve and Adam their descendants would be; if they accepted death: `You
shall be as gods.` (Gen: 3. 5) Because parasites aren`t cannibals, Eve
and Adam were betraying their race to an alien slaver and meat producer. The
role of Jeez upon the cross of the mousetrap illustrated the distinction
between humans and parasites that, according to parasitology, emerged to kill
their host if they were `parasitoid`. Jeez was for the `mice` humans, whereas
humans were meat for the alien devourer. By making of Jesus a figure to be
emulated, the parasitoid tormentor of the human race could persuade many others
to indulge themselves in self-sacrificial acts of hero worship which, supported
by their local alien cabal of torturers, would provide entertainment for the
ghoulish community of genocidal murderers.
The
Christian Nazis pogromed upwards of 20, 000, 000 Jews after the rise of fascism
in National Socialist (Nazi) Germany, and its leader, Adolf Hitler, declared
himself dictator, when the Nazis won the 1933 election. In `death camps`, like
Belsen, where the Kommandant, Josef Kramer, was called `the beast `, the Jews`
bodies were stacked like logs before the furnace doors, because God had chosen
that which would go to heaven, and so the Nazis sent their spirits as `smoke
signals` to indicate their ascent. The broomstick riding witch wood go to
heaven too, because she represented the human futanarian penis` semen of `woman`s
seed`, which was that of the `chosen people`. Their smoke signals were well
known to North Americans since the 1692 witch trials in Salem, Massachusetts,
which established the principle of burning women alive for nurturing feelings
of independence for their futanarian species` survival amidst the pogroms of
the alien parasitoid devourer of their flesh and spirit. The North American
Plains` Indians had sent smoke signals to each other as the Union Army of the
European Settlers of the United States of America killed the 60, 000, 000 herd
of buffalo by 1880 to starve the indigenous population to death during their
colonization of a populated continent. The Plains Indians of North America and
the European immigrant Jews wouldn`t be Jesus `Christ`, `the chosen`, for the
Germans, although the Old Testament of God`s BIble described the
Jews as `the chosen` of God. Because Jesus was `the chosen` who, according to
Christian doctrine, `died for us`, the Nazis exterminated God`s `chosen
people`, so that they would die for the Christians too; thereby providing the
alien parasitoid cabal with the entertainment it graved.
Klaus
Barbie was the Nazi, called `the butcher of Lyon`, who tortured and murdered
Jews in a French hotel, Terminus, while the Christians` pogrom against the
`chosen people` spread throughout Europe during what came to be known as World
War Two (1939-45) after the Germans initial attempt to enslave the continent in
World War One (1914-18). The `butcher` theory was that men were `meat eating
carnivores`, like prehistoric raptor dinosaurs in the Mesozoic period of
Earth`s prehistory 248 m.a., such as Tyrannosaurus Rex, the so-called
`thunder lizard`, because the ground shook when it ran after its prey, and so
women were literally men`s meat and drink, that is, they produced milk for
infants from their breasts, while thereafter grown men killed each other in the
battles they fought for Satan, the parasitoid that had inveigled itself into
Eve`s womb in Eden, although that still meant men of the `serpent`s seed` were
only metaphorical devourers of the human meat they butchered. However, if women
didn`t sexually reproduce with each other, because men didn`t want them to, men
could be said to have eaten the brains of their children, that is, the unborn brains
of the nascent human race: `The dragon stood in front of the woman who was
about to give birth, so that it might devour her child the moment it was born.`
(Rev: 12. 4)
In the
African Congo river delta region, where evidence of the origination of the HIV/AIDS
virus was believed to have been found, it was believed by late 20th century
scientists that the disease had mutated from simian immune deficiency, SIV, and
had been transmitted to humans through eating monkeys, which often included the
monkeys` brains. Moreover, it was believed that burial practices by African
peoples, involving the removal of the human brain, had also contributed to the
spreading of the virus through fingers` contact with infected brain matter. In
short, brain eating was a cause and symptom of HIV/AIDS, which meant that men`s
refusal to allow women`s mode of sexual reproduction between themselves was a
form of brain eating symptomatic of HIVAIDS. Or, in other words, there was a
direct correlation between the sexual repression of human futanarian `woman`s
seed` and the incurable brain disease, HIV/AIDS, spreading through the species
at the beginning of the 21st century.
Shortly
after the HIV/AIDS virus began to be recognized for its symptoms, it was
labeled `the thin disease`, because of the dramatic weight loss that attended
those who were the victims of the STD spread in large part by homosexuals
within their `gay` communities. The joke amongst the submissives was that the
monkeys had been responsible for transmitting the virus, and they still were.
The simians responded by upping their pogrom language in the traditional
fascist style, and Iraq, which had been a supporter of Nazi Germany during
World War Two, gave its support to the misogynist Taliban regime of
Afghanistan, from whence the Al Qaeda terrorist group emerged to hijack civil
airliners, and crash them into the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center in New
York city, a move designed to initiate global `rough trade`, that is, that
`brutality and violence` associated with homosexuality in pederasty for war,
which had been the mainstay of European thinking since ancient Greece
institutionalized it, and the enslavement of women`s host wombs, to further it.
Men`s
repression of the human race`s mode of sexual reproduction represented that of
an alien enslaver, depicted as the `fallen angel`, Satan, transformed by God
into a `serpent`, according to the Bible, and which inveigled itself
into the host wombs of women, that is, the futanarian species of `woman`s seed`
upon the planet Earth, to steal her penis` semen and, in effect, sexually
reproduce her as `brain food`. Jesus` teaching of Redemption from sin, through
repentance and conversion, was a real proposal to men, who weren`t ever human,
but might conceivably be accepted by God, and the human futanarian species of
woman, if they abjured Satanism, but the chance was slim, because the alien
wasn`t from God. As the first man, Adam, and as the second man, Jesus, mankind
was from God, but God`s `seed` of Eve was futanarian woman`s, and so there had
only ever been two men, if men didn`t convert from their sin of sexual
repressing human reproduction, and repent in order to have Redemption from
enslaving `woman`s seed` to war in death. Adam fell for Eve, and Jesus redeemed
her, while in Judaism Adam is described as a hermaphrodite, that is, s/he was
futanarian `woman`s seed` able to use her species` capacity for
self-fertilization to birth Eve, which is represented euphemistically in the
Bible as Eve`s being born from Adam`s rib or side. Eve. that is, whose
daughters the descendants of Adam subsequently enslaved, and so God made Adam`s
Redemption dependent on his and his sons subsequent labors on behalf of Eve and
her daughters. God`s punishment for the evil slavers was eternal unendurable
pain, that is, perdition. Although the good might have heaven on Earth, and
heaven amongst the planets and stars, that required a woman`s `foot` upon the
moon, rather than a man`s, whereas the first Apollo astronaut was Neil
Armstrong of Apollo 11, who was put there by the North American Space
Administration`s (NASA`s) Apollo space program, on July, 21, 1969, UTC: 2. 56,
`One small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind.`2 It was no step forward
for mankind to produce a parasitoid devourer that consumed its own host womb in
parasitism.
Neil
Armstrong`s first step on the moon preceded US President Ronald `Ray Gun`
Reagan`s March 23, 1982, `strategic defense initiative` (SDI) to build a
`ground and space based missile system` to ring the globe and effectively
prevent humanity from leaving without the United States of America`s
permission, `And I will put enmity between you and the woman, and between your
offspring and hers; he will crush your head, and you will strike his heel.` (Gen:
3. 15) Neil`s heel above the Earth on the moon, and the thermonuclear missiles
of Ronnie Ray Gun`s `SDI`, represented the results of woman`s futanarian penis
being kept off the screen on `moral grounds` by Hollywood, Babylon. As an
actress, the human race of women`s future was as a screen corpse with a chalk
line drawn around it by forensic experts indicating where the murder had been
committed, while being very careful not to draw attention to the penis. In case
there were children, who might want to sexually reproduce the brains` power
needed to take them away from the Earth to the planets amongst the stars, and
the pedophiles who wanted them to be forever brainless; so they could play with
them. Like they`d played with their first choice, Jesus, and the Jews, who were
`chosen` afterwards by the Nazis. The pedophile cross was their symbol, and the
holes made in Jesus` hands and feet were paradigmatic of the strings that the
pedophiles wanted to attach to the children`s bodies to make them dance when
they wiggled the wooden cross above their heads as the kids` puppeteers.
The
pedophiles wanted to ban sex between humans completely in order to ensure the
requisite brainlessness needed for their plan to be accepted by all. The monkey
virus, HIV/AIDS, was their `biological weapon` against the race and, as the
passive `gays` observed, although they hadn`t been responsible for smoking the
women`s penis down to the butt, the monkeys were still passing what was left of
the joint around between themselves, while observing that the `incurable killer
disease`, HIV/AIDS, also ensured the fearful faithfulness of the species` host
womb to its parasitoid killer, so it`d worked. Now they wanted to make sure the
women`s butts remained ephemeral in ignorance and unconsciousness of their
enemy`s hatred for the `remnant` of the race of futanarian `woman`s seed`, so a
cure for HIV/AIDS was where the battle would be fought. Without a cure,
ephemerality and pedophilia would rule. The pedophiles would string their kids
like puppets, and Jesus` wooden cross would be their evil symbol forever.
The
Japanese Manga Authority`s (JAM) response was to make some opposition. Positing
that Heavy Adze was a dangerous criminal virus identical with the `serpent`s
seed` of men that had inveigled its way into the host womb of the human species
futanarian race of women with her own penis` semen to steal her `seed` and
enslave and devour her as her alien parasite, JAM concluded that the Holy
Spirit Jesus said would teach after him was also a character in the plot, so
they created R Spynes Amanga as the Holy Spirit of the JAM in the image of Eve.
R Spynes
Amanga it was who`d be the Manga`s Babe attached to the spines of the human
species, where she`d fight against Heavy Adze as the Holy Spirit, that Jesus
prophesied would teach after him. There`d be others, because the psychologist
Carl Gustav Jung (1875-1961) had posited archetypes, or impelling figures and
images that arose from the unconscious aspect of the totality of the human Self
during dreams, imagination and art, to assist the progress of individuals, who
were prepared to listen to Jesus` God archetype of the Holy Spirit, and its
ceaseless promptings along the path to individuality through creativity.
Inventiveness would free the race from enslaved drudgery to homosexuality in
pederasty and war, by means of labor saving devices, and medical science
conferring immortality. Though it was against the wishes of the `serpent`s
seed`, who wanted `woman`s seed` to die memoryless, so that slavery in ignorance
could continue unimpeded throughout the generations of humanity. Humans would
live for what amounted to the space of a breath, before shriveling in the
daylight, `HA!` The vampire, Heavy Adze, worked behind lives` visible scenes
promoting extinction, and enslavement for the host wombs of futanarian
humanity. The host of women were made defenseless by the absence of their own
eaten penis` `seed`, symbolized in Satanism by means of the fire and smoke of
the `red dragon` produced by a drag on a phallus shaped cigarette. Without
sexual reproduction of their own brains` powers, to give them freedom from the
parasite that devoured their race from the host womb it`d stolen, women`s
species faced a foe that was deliberately, coldly, and implacably forcing extinction
upon her.
The JAM
developed new forms of Manga Babe to aid R Spynes Amanga in her defense of the
remnants of the human race of `woman`s seed`, with their own futanarian penis`
semen for humanity`s own host wombs; to keep women from being devoured by the
alien invader that`d inveigled itself into her belly, `HA!`, like a serpent in
an apple untold millennia ago, to fulfil its parasitological destiny of
consuming the fruits of her womb as it emerged cuckoo-like from the warm furry
nest of her duped emotionality. The Virgin Mary was a true symbol of `woman`s
seed`. Without death, women would be immortal as a species, and that was her
destiny; as a single independent species with her own brains` powers from her
own host womb and penis` `seed`: to give her labor saving technologies and
medical science that would keep her memoried and young. As futanarian women
could fertilize themselves, even her capacity for bodily species` continuation
surpassed that of men, because she was the human race. Immortal, she`d
not need sexual reproduction, and could remain virgin forever; if she chose
that path. With an unbroken hymen, and penis` semen that didn`t desire to
sexually reproduce, there`d be no sign of cessation in terms of physical
self-love for the race of women. Consequently, men of the `serpent`s seed`
represented woman`s torment, that is, they were her parasites in her physical
torture of death in life. Brief human `butterfly` life arose in a day, and died
before sunset, so would never have the collective brainpower to develop labor
saving technologies to escape the enslaving and devouring parasite of men, or
the medical science needed to keep the human race memoried as a collective
immortality able to remember who they were, and what they could do to defend themselves
against the foe. Heavy Adze had effectively chopped the human race of
futanarian women`s penis off, and was now going for a species` beheading to
finish the job, `HA!`
The JAM
had looked back across the millennia of human history; as they planned the
Manga Babe superheroines that would restore the futanarian human race and
prepare its Resurrection and Ascension to the planets and stars of God`s heaven
and heaven upon the Earth. There were no male characters to reply on, save
Jesus, and the Manga Babe JAM decided that R Spynes Amanga was sufficient - as
Jesus` prophesied Holy Spirit - to represent the basic human truth of
Christianity, but the JAM made others in the likeness of historical female
characters who, at one period or another in human history, had strode large
upon the stage of Salvation and Redemption for the race of women. Mistress of
the alternative universes - discovered as existing particularly through quantum
mechanical engineering - was Coco `Shoes` Channel. Physics had found that the
particles that the cosmos was comprised of behaved differently when humans were
looking than when they weren`t, and so alternative universes were uncovered
that ran parallel to humanity`s, because humans couldn`t ordinarily interact
with them.
The JAM
made Manga Babes to interact with the alternatives and, underneath her disguise
as a fashionista clothes` designer and marketer of her own brand perfume, Kcoc,
Coco `Shoes` Channel was placed in charge of switching back and forth between
one channel, or alternative reality, and another; as the Japanese Manga
Authority searched for help against the problem posed by Heavy Adze in its
parasitical pogrom of human extermination. Avatars of Heavy Adze were found
everywhere amongst the peoples of the Earth, and its alternative cosmos, while
the JAM fought the signs and indications of Heavy Adze wherever he appeared in
the guise of evil doers bent on extinguishing humanity`s endeavor to save their
labor and escape from slavery through technology by achieving immortality in
medical science; to make their collective memory strong enough to always
remember how to defeat the ancient enemy, `HA!`
Satan,
who wanted to extinguish the human race by turning it over to homosexuality in
pederasty and war - in revenge for God`s turning of Satan into a serpent, and
threatening the Byronic hero, together with his supporters, with eternal
unendurable pain forever as a punishment - had been an angel far above
mankind`s thinking in the heavenly Empyrean. And Satan, and his rebels cast out
of heaven by God and fallen to Earth, hadn`t observed that the new angelic host
of humans planned by God were women`s futanarian human race with her own penis`
semen and host wombs for the sexual reproduction of her own angelic
intelligences, before Satan and the Rebel Angels had foolishly rejected such a
thing of great beauty; as a rival, rather than a compliment. The JAM had
therefore created Mem to help women remember their own race of futanarian
humans, and Mem was at Amanga`s side, as Eve had been at Adam`s, and the Holy
Spirit had been at Jesus`, before R Spynes Amanga had been created by the JAM
as an artificial Holy Spirit to be women`s defensive coordinator in the absence
of any outward signs of a spirit helpful to their cause. Mem would be the
memory of women`s species, prompting her to recall and resurrect; in order to
have brains to ascend into God`s heaven through technology, and immortally
remembered knowledge of how to get there and remain. Much in the same way as a
starship engineer in the 20th century TV series, Star Trek (1965-) claimed to know how to restore a warp drive
and maintain thrust; so the vessel moved through space realistically for the
avid viewers of the, for them, plastic models-on-strings entertainment.
Marie
Curie was a JAM Manga Babe designed after the image of the winner of the 1911
Nobel Prize for Chemistry researching into the medicinal benefits of radiation.
Living in the aura radiated by individual humans from their central nervous
system, located in the spine and the brain, JAM Manga Babe, Marie Curie, was a
prime defender of the human system against Heavy Adze, the arch enemy of the
human species, who sought to decapitate the individual by means of the many and
devious paths he had devised, in the name of Satan, to rob the race of its
ability to think of ways to escape from Heave Adze and his avatars, `HA!`
Physics had discovered there were an infinite number of alternative
multiverses, and so the JAM had had its work cut out to develop Manga Babe
technology that would safeguard the realm of the quantum from Heavy Adze, `HA!`
Because
Christianity rejected `woman`s seed` in favor of homosexuality in pederasty and
war`s misogyny, the JAM had created Satanista as a Manga Babe antithetical to
the spirit against `woman`s seed` and it was an irony not lost on the leaders
of the church, who`d long imagined men as God despite Jesus` birth without male
semen from a virgin woman. Though the doctrine of the Christian church
virtually dictated that the Holy Spirit was male, the emergence of Eve from the
side of Adam in Eden, and the birth of Jesus from the womb of Mary without a
man`s `seed`, together with Longinus` piercing of the side of Jesus after
Christ was tortured to death to release the spirit from the side of the `Second
Adam`, suggested that the Holy Spirit was Eve grown wiser, `Surely, this was
the son of God.` (Matt: 27. 54) Eve and God`s son, because
uncontaminated by male semen. Satanista was an appropriate name for a JAM Manga
Babe, who represented women wronged by Christian thinking, and who was prepared
to fight Heavy Adze on women`s behalf, and in the realm of the spirit unseen by
humans, who merely intuited her presence and resilience. Women worship was an
old bugbear of Judaism, and had been frowned upon for generations as `immoral`,
but the worship of women in the shape of sexual love was how her spirit was
kept alive on the planet Earth. Without love for women, women wouldn`t live,
and without their own penis` semen they wouldn`t ever love themselves so that
the human race would live. Close to extinction, `wife worship` was a necessity
amongst humans who professed to follow Jesus` teaching, `Love your neighbor as
you love yourself.` Satanista epitomized women`s predicament as an `immoral`
temptress, so far as Christianity was concerned, but as a representative woman
of a single human species unfettered by a slave ring, and with her own capacity
to sexually reproduce her own brains` powers for liberation from parasitical
host womb slavery to men, she was a normal sensual woman desirous of her own
race rather than that of the `serpent`s seed`.
Although
the JAM Manga Babes seemed like the X-Men of the late 20th century
Hollywood, Babylon, movie industry`s attempt to claw back the superheroine
angle for men with women, they couldn`t compete with a woman`s flopping her
dick out and giving her best girlfriend a good suck on TV`s Ellen Degeneres
Show (2003-), which highlighted the problems attendant upon movies like
X-Men (2000) in which militant men and women strut about the scene like
super people but no one ever gets on in a human way with the basic stuff of
futanarian loving between a species that`s made schizophrenic by the Hollywood,
Babylon, `leading- man-of-the-serpent`s-seed marries babe, and no one ever sees
his penis` scenario. Women don`t want to be grown as schizophrenics, and the
absence of their penis from the mirror of Hollywood`s Dream Factory was a sure
sign that schizophrenic love for a serpent not her species is what the
Babylonians were planning. All those alien invasion scenarios were just a cover
for what had already happened to the human species of women upon the Earth.
`Look to the skies,` cried the aliens of Hollywood, Babylon, in movies like Invasion
Of The Body Snatchers (1956) and Independence Day (1996), while the
extinction of the home race continued apace. As Sun Tzu, the ancient Chinese
warmonger once said, and which was recorded in his 5th century book, The Art
Of War, `Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.` The human race of
women couldn`t be much closer to her enemies and Christianity`s continued
assertion that the Holy Spirit is male simply fosters homosexuality in
pederasty and war`s viral contagiousness illustrated by the spread of HIV/AIDS
as the biblical `blood plague` that God forewarned men of with the destruction
of the cities of Sodom and Gomorrah by the angels loyal to the Most High (Gen:
19. 14) for homosexuality and sado-masochism.
The JAM`s
Manga Babe, East Of My Sock, was a tongue-in-cheek response to the false
imagery, disseminated by Heavy Adze and his evil avatars throughout history, of
bondage and torture as sex. Jesus` Ascension and Resurrection wasn`t a
consequence of his being tortured to death by the sado-masochistic male brained
Empire of Rome`s homosexuality in pederasty and warfare, but in spite of it.
Continuing to perpetrate crucifying imagery as a method to be applied in order
to reach heaven was an anathema and an abomination owing much to the harlot of
Hollywood, Babylon, and a film industry built on the filming of women tormented
in films like Rosemary`s Baby (1968) in which actress, Mia Farrow as
Rosemary, gives birth to Satan, and To The Devil A Daughter (1976) where
a young girl, actress Nastassja Kinski as Catherine Beddows, is given to Satan
as male Hollywood, Babylon, directors advocated human sacrifice on the altar of
the evil fallen angel, Moloch, the devourer of human children. The `confidence
trick` was that men were humans as women, and so bondage and torture was just a
fun humane activity engaged in by adult couples, whereas in fact only the women
were human, and men`s male brained Empire of evil devised the `snuff movie`
entertainment for home viewing in which women were filmed being killed as more
fun for a misogyny that was in fact racism in the midst of a race war
perpetrated upon the human species from its own host womb by an alien that
sometime ago in the dim past of women`s futanarian history had raped itself
into a position where it could steal her body and penis` semen to facilitate
its extinction of her race in war.
In
parasitology what parasites do after they emerge and kill the host is termed
`parasitoid`, which is human history, according to Hollywood Babylon`s movie
industry, promoting war in `action` movies like All Along The Western Front
(1930), which documented the German Empire`s ambitions to enslave Europe during
the First World War (1914-18) that cost the nations allied against Germany
upwards of 6, 000, 000 lives in combat, Sink The Bismarck (1960) about
the scuttling of the German battleship on May 27, 1941, after a freak shell
from the British ship HMS Hood went down the funnel of the coal fueled Bismarck
and incapacitated the warship during an engagement in the Atlantic Ocean, Pearl
Harbor (2001), which brought the United States of America into World War II
(1939-45), when the Japanese Empire launched a sneak attack on the US` Pacific
Fleet at Hawaii on December 7, 1941, D-Day The Sixth Of June (1956), as
the British Empire`s colonies, and their former colony, the US, invaded
mainland Europe in 1944 at France`s Normandy beaches to liberate her from
occupation by the German Empire and stop the German `death camp` pogroms
against Jesus` Jewish people, in which 6, 000, 000 were killed, and incinerated in `ovens`, A
Bridge Too Far (1977) celebrating the heroic defeat of the British 1st
Airborne Division on September 26, 1944, after a parachute landing at Arnhem in
the Netherlands that aimed at victory over the German Wehrmacht by Christmas,
and The Battle Of The Bulge (1965) depicting the US 2nd
Armored Division`s annihilation of the 2nd Panzer Division of the
German Wehrmacht on December 26, 1944, so celebrating the death and the triumph
of the parasite in accordance with parasitology`s prediction of how a parasite
will treat its host after it emerges from the host womb it has hijacked in
parasitism to its end of parasitoidally feeding upon the body and corpse of the
host system.
The worm,
man, feeding upon `woman`s seed` is the picture presented globally by the
endlessly repeated scenes of the segmented worm of men nosing after each other
oinking behind the windscreens of their cars halted in traffic jams so they can
get a sniff of the fumes of the driver ahead who`s doing the same thing as the
parasite prepares to extend its nose further on the turret of its tanks like
Pinocchio caught lying about its peaceful intentions before speeding across the
plains of Armageddon to extinguish what `woman`s seed` is still able to produce
from her host womb in the way of civilization, culture and art, despite men of
the `serpent`s seed` and their depredations as alien invaders waging war
against her human race.
There
were other Manga Babes, created by the JAM to co-exist alongside their human
charges, and gradually it became apparent that the created Manga Babes, who
could speak and be intelligent, were human by definition. The shift was
paradigmatic, insofar as women were now perceivable as the human futanarian
penis` semen of the species of women, repressed into obscurity by the parasite
that had inveigled itself into women`s host wombs and called itself `men`.
Nowadays, what was human was definable as what spoke, and was intelligent and
female, while the male of any species was suspect; in that it denoted
parasitism upon the female womb. TV series like Star Trek were now
comprehensible as alien vehicles for men`s subjugation of the human species`
`seed`. Buxom beauty, actress Marina Sirtis, as the sexy therapist, Betazoid
Deanna Troi, set against the token representative of the Klingon Empire, Worf,
as crew members aboard the Starship Enterprise, underscore the absence of the
woman`s penis from the scene, and the role of the male of any species in the
subjugation of the human. Deanna is an alien, but Worf looks like one, because
the Empire of the subjugating male brain is attractive to inexperienced boys
who want to possess an unresisting woman. If Doctor Beverley Crusher had her
nuts crushed inside her regulation starched Starfleet medical uniform each time
Deanna Troi appeared on set, because her woman`s penis was engorged with blood,
and her sperm was flooding into her woman`s testes, Star Trek would be a
genuine `adult` program, rather than a program for keeping human children
occluded as spies upon their own race.
The JAM
sought to fulfil the role of the Holy Spirit as the tutelary guidance of
humanity attached to their companions. Much in the way that `The companion`,
voiced by actress, Elizabeth Rogers, in the Star Trek episode,
`Metamorphosis`, was attached to Zefram Cochrane, inventor of the Starship warp
drive, and missing for 150 years, before the Enterprise rediscovers him on an
asteroid, where he`d been taken after being rejuvenated mysteriously by `The
Companion` who, as medical officer, Doctor `Bones` McCoy, tells Cochrane,
although he`s imprisoned, `You're not a pet. You're not a specimen kept in a
cage. You're a lover.` Nancy Hedford, on her way to stop a war on the planet,
Epsilon Canaris III, is baffled by Cochrane`s feelings of repulsion towards
`The Companion`, when it`s revealed that she`s female, `But I've never been
loved. Never. What kind of life is that? Not to be loved, never to have shown
love? And he runs away from love.` Even Cochrane describes the rejuvenating
envelopment she practices upon him as loving, `We've been close in a way that's
hard to describe.` `The Companion` joins with Nancy, so that Cochrane can
experience `human love`, and Captain James T. Kirk says they`ll find `a
replacement woman` to stop the war on Epsilon Canaris III.
And so
the JAM created `Companion Nancy`, as a Manga Babe, after the fashion of the
conjoining of `The Companion` with Nancy, in the Star Trek episode,
`Metamorphosis`, to emulate the tutelary guidance of the Holy Spirit of
`woman`s seed` towards women as a futanarian species with her own penis` semen
for sexual reproduction from her own host wombs. In explaining to Cochrane that
`The Companion` is female, Kirk says, `The idea of male and female are
universal constants.` In fact, woman is a `universal constant`, and so initial
conjoinings of `The Companion` with Cochrane are largely reminiscent of a
futanarian grandmother, who wants to express her cock`s desire for another
woman through Zefram`s, but parasitism`s TV format is that of the transvestite
in male braining wearing each others` clothes, so that war can continue to be
waged by Satan`s Empire of the parasite, as it emerges from the host womb of
the enslaved human species of woman, and against her race of `woman`s seed`
upon the Earth. Consequently, `The Companion` conjoins with Nancy, in a
Christ-like way, to give Zefram Cochrane that `human love` from a woman for a
parasite that a man needs if he`s to have Redemption, Resurrection and
Ascension to heaven, rather than watch science fiction space opera TV dramas of
deluded romance, while the planet Epsilon Canalis III is ravaged by parasitism,
and where yet more human women`s host wombs are slaved by the alien to death
and war for the entertainment of the uneducated child, `HA!`
And so it
was, the JAM Manga Babes, R Spynes Amanga, Coco Channel, Mem, Marie Curie,
Satanista, East Of My Sock and Companion Nancy, amongst many others ranked in
their Manga Babe cadres, stood by the side of the rest of the humans, and
fought against Heavy Adze and his evil minions in the occluded realm on behalf
of the visible and the sighted, who faced, knowingly or unknowingly, the threat
to their existence of Dark Claude, an as yet only hypothesized ally of Heavy
Adze, who the JAM Manga Babes predicted would exist after examining the
auguries. Heavy Adze was the instrument, they hypothesized, but behind Adze lay
an even more pokey corner in which Dark Claude blossomed like a poisonous inky
blot to consume the Earth in painful misery. Babe Lincoln, and the others, were
even now in the midst of an operation designed to thwart a serious attack upon
humanity by Heavy Adze and his aides de camp in their human
extermination pogrom. Babe was a Manga operative named for Abe Lincoln, the
President of the United States of America that had authored the Civil war
(1861-65) which manumitted black African slaves in the Deep South of the United
States, where they`d labored in the cotton plantations; to produce the raw material
for the shirts and trousers that the Southern Confederate soldiery would wear
as uniforms to fight against the North to keep their slaves. The Lincoln
Continental was a limousine also named for President Abe, and Babe Lincoln, and
the Manga Babe crew, liked to travel in her bullet proof armored vehicle, when
they were conducting operations against Heavy Adze and his camp followers.
In
literary art, `camp` was a term for high mimetic fiction, which was one of the
literary classifications used by Northrop Frye in his Anatomy of Criticism
(1957) to describe the different genres; mythological, romance, high mimetic comedy, or `camp`, low
mimetic comedy, that is, slapstick`, and irony. Although `camp` is difficult to
define, essentially it`s that mode of occlusion in which the characters archly
hide the theme from the non-adult, for example, in the ABC TV series Batman
and Robin (1966-68), the crime fighting character Robin, `the Boy Wonder`,
says when Zelda performs a mirror trick to disappear, `Holy hole in a
doughnut.`3 In misogyny a woman is a doughnut with a hole, although children
aren`t expected to know. Consequently, the superhero crime fighting duo of the
costumed crusaders, Batman and Robin, are `high camp` and arch, because the
humor is directed at the cognoscenti, and the ignorant aren`t allowed to
understand, because it`d be a sign of corruption, and so the comedy is an
unspoken series of `in jokes` between the `camp` guards, who`ve got the human
futanarian species of `woman`s seed` slaved . Consequently, there`s only one
type of literary classification in works that hide the existence of the woman`s
penis from the children, which is invasion and contamination. The adult
perceives that men are evil, because Batman and Robin doesn`t tell the
truth, but it isn`t clear to the growing adult what the truth is that they`re
not telling, as men never tell the truth, which is that they`re extermination
camp guards for the human species of futanarian woman`s penis` `seed`, and
that`s the comedic theme of their misogynist fiction.
Babe
Lincoln stepped from the car, and several glamorous looking Manga Babes stepped
with her. As usual, the humans remained unaware, and so the human occupants of
the car, unconscious of their defense crew of JAM Babes, didn`t notice as the
Mangas, popping out of their spines, arose like genies from bottles. For it was
in the spines of the humans that the JAM had been harbored unacknowledged by
humanity, and from whence the JAM emerged to combat those evil spirits
encouraged to exist and thwart human progress by Heavy Adze and his
confederates in host womb slavery to war and death to the human race of women.
R Spynes Amanga plopped out of the spine of one of the unconscious human
occupieds; in the Lincoln Continental montage that the Manga Babes liked to
appropriate for their jaunts through time and space. It wasn`t easy to explain,
but the JAM traveled from scenario to the next, outside of the space time
continuum; as if moving from one previously established moving picture to another, which is what they`d decided movies were. Everything had
been, and was a movie, and the Japanese Manga Authority used established scenes
and characters as their old familiar vehicles, so the Lincoln Continental
sequence in the `reality movie framework`, as they thought of it, was one of
the JAM`s vehicles by means of which they traveled the Earth confronting Heavy
Adze`s plans to extinguish the humans, who weren`t trapped in the film, but
were recorded for some unfathomable reason, best known to God, as a continuity
that existed, in the past as well as the present and future, and alongside
multiversal alternate realities that it was difficult for humans, although not
impossible, to know and access through technological advancements, such as time
and space travel continua devices, which functioned as cars, but with wider
travel capability; like Babe`s Lincoln. Sometimes the Jap Manga Babes
encountered these time and space traveling humans but, as usual, there was no
contact between them, save the Babes plopping in and out of a new vehicle, and
seeing what they could do with it, and where they could go. Humans were largely
unconscious of the JAM`s existence, although the JAM defended them, and their
Earth, as better machines that cared for humanity, so they were, by definition,
better humans in fact, which they celebrated; but didn`t boast.
R Spynes
Amanga had been the prototype JAM Manga Babe and, as her name implied, she`d
been the first to travel through the film world of humanity, attaching and
detaching herself from the spines of humans, as though she were the Holy Spirit
prophesied by Jesus, 2000 years before 9/11. As the teacher in the spirit
world, she`d come after the Messiah, to educate humanity ignorant of the ways
of the evil Heavy Adze, and his cohorts, and thereby defend the race of
futanarian `woman`s seed` from her male victimizers, and killers in host womb
parasitism for death in war against her race; as homosexuality in pederasty
sought to conclude its pogroms upon the Earth with woman`s species`
extinguishment. R Spynes Amanga had been relieved to discover that the JAM was
more than her. It`d been a lonely and exhausting task being the only Holy
Spirit amongst a horde of evil spirits, and the humans they sought to influence
into being as evil as Heavy Adze, and the as-yet-unseen, Dark Claude, behind it
all. R Spynes Amanga were there, where they were, to stop a `heading party at
which Adze and the evil were beheading humans in the spirit with adzes so that
they`d remain brainless, occluded and ignorant, and the male brained Empire of
parasitical extermination of the host race could continue apace. The Manga
Babes typical uniform was a leotard of one variety or other, boots, and
accouterments designed to accentuate speed of movement and easiness on the eye.
The result was an attractive ensemble pleasing to all concerned. That there
were love relationships between the different members of the team was often
evident from the shape of the different members inside their respective jump
suits. In the DC Comics` superhero Universe, which the Jam sometimes visited as
an alternative, Superman`s penis was a part of the man of steel, but he didn`t
bulge on camera for the humans in the cinema audience, where he lived and had
his being, but the JAM Manga Babes did bulge, and bulginess was a big part of
their ambiance.
It was
the self-imposed role of homosexuality in pederasty and war`s Heavy Adze to
stop the JAM bulging, and to that end Adze deployed his adzes. By removing the
penis of humanity`s futanarian `woman`s seed`, Adze could remove her brains`
capacity for intelligent thought, and reduce humans to simian brutes, which was
what R Spynes Amanga and the rest of the JAM Manga Babes were there to prevent.
The main
problem in carrying out a successful action was Polly Pulchritudinous, who was
irresistibly attractive to women with their own penis` semen, and so could
influence the outcome of an appearance by the JAM Manga Babes, despite their
catchphrase, `On the scene, looking mean.` Polly Pulchritudinous was with Heavy
Adze and His Boy Sons, which meant that the futanarian JAM Manga Babes could
find their senses dazed and their regulation 9” + elephant`s trunks in the way
as they endeavored to enter the World Trade Center in New York city to prevent yet
another terrorist attack by Heavy Adze And The Boy Zoners` Jism, which was the
name of the pop band that Heavy Adze and his entourage traveled under incognito
in order to perpetrate their nefarious designs upon the Earth`s human species.
Polly Lip
and Inf Asians were a part of the Heavy Adze crew. Lip was a smart mouth and
Inf pretended to be a nice Jap. Both wore dangerous underwear. The JAM Manga
Babes were up against it all the time with Heavy Adze promoting the `gay` scene
as genuine heterosexuality, which it was because it constituted the manufacture
of a single male brained creature wearing each others` clothes as a
transvestite `TV` that didn`t bare watching, while the Earth`s real humans, the
futanarians, were reviled as `lesbians` and `marriage breakers`, though nude
they were slave ring breakers, and liberators of their own race`s sexual
reproduction and brain power, so that the head of the serpent could finally be
crushed beneath the heel of the foot of God`s race as it escaped from the decapitators`
chopping; blocks up and running at last to win the prizes of the planets and
stars of heaven colonized by humans, rather than the `serpent`s seed` of host
womb parasitism and planetary devourings in Satanism.
The JAM
Manga Babes were listening to tracks from Heavy Adze And The Boyzoners` Jism`s
`retro` album, Blood On The Dracs (2078), on their `cans` as they
wobbled with deceptive lissomness along the sidewalk, `Weave Got Nothin` Goin`
On In Our Trou` was blaring into their ears as, ignoring the peeps on the
boulevard, JAMMB made their way into the WTC and up the lifts to the corridor
they wanted to go along. Pants bulging with their own joy juice for each
others` delecticious forms was a way thru when they were dealing with
Pulchritudinous Polly.
It`d long
been established that Hollywood, Babylon, had removed the women`s penis from
the scene in the movies, because the woman`s sex pack interfered with the `gay`
action heroes, who wanted to destroy cities, rather than save women. It was
ironic that the JAMMB were in the WTC, where it`d all first become clear to the
21st century peaceniks and warmongers. By knocking down the original
WTC, the `gay` planers had provoked `rough trade`, that is, that `brutality and
violence` associated with homosexuality in pederasty for war against the
`remnant` of `woman`s seed` on Earth, between the Eastern and Western blocs,
and so women`s futanarian `seed` had lost its head to a devil worshiping
Masons` conspiracy against the Earth`s future heavenly human host.
Since
Hollywood, Babylon, imposed the `Hays Code` (1930-67) of the Motion Picture
Producers and Distributors of America (MPPDA), women`s futanarian `foot` had
been denied permission to be raised from the bedroom floor in films, which
severely curtailed women`s potential for raising humans from the Earth to the
planets and stars of heaven. Without women`s 9” + elephant`s trunk visible
below their waist, the movies were a `camp comedy` for homosexuality in
pederasty`s `war games`, which explained how romantic comedy managed to
co-exist with warumentaries. The comedic element was the absence of the woman`s
penis from the set, and the denial of the men that they had a penis, which was
baffling for the kids, who couldn`t understand the plot, because no one had told
them it.
Homosexuals were vulgarly called `irons`, not
because they had to take care of their own shirts, but because they resembled
Hollywood`s leading men, who had nothing to show the audience except their
`side irons`, that is, the guns with which they`d effectively beheaded the
human race of futanarian women so that, brainless, she wouldn`t be able to
develop the technology to leave her seemingly dragon-like parasites for the
stars and planets of God`s heaven. Flat on screen, men encouraged each other to
be flat everywhere else, and so acting as if there wasn`t any penis became the
mode of the `serpent`s seed` in slave labor for a human race that physically
was only capable of eating and orgasming. Having killed the human race by
assuring it that its penis had never functioned, the racists of the `serpent`s
seed`, who weren`t human, wanted to watch the rat race while they exterminated
it, and the removal of `woman`s seed` from the picture in Hollywood, Babylon,
had been the first step of the boy zoners.
Walking
breezily and confident along the plushly laid purple and gold carpets of the
WTC corridor with the snails and the butterflies prominent in the weaving, the
JAMMB were on their way to a rendezvous with destiny`s child, Bouncy No Less,
who knew something to the advantage of the JAMMB, and the Babes were there to
listen. Bouncy was by the door jamb to her office apartment; where she handled
all of the juicy details. The JAMMB navigated their way past Bouncy, who held
the door wide for them, so they could enter. Immediately the Juicy Details
could be seen all over the walls, framed neatly collecting awards for their
music careers, and wearing possibly the most revealing clobber ever worn by
women appearing live in concert. Bouncy slammed the door behind her and bounced
over to the desk that took up much of the floor space in the room. Sitting
promisingly, Bouncy motioned to the seats before the desk, and the JAMMB
plumped themselves into the chairs, where they lolled so much that it seemed they
might fall off the cushions and onto the carpet, `I hope we`re not in the
slammer.`
Mem was the first to speak, because she could
remember Islam. After the old WTC had been demolished by the Masons` planers,
Guantanamo Bay in Cuba had been used as an `internment camp` to detect how many
of `woman`s seed` were living in the United States of America after the tragedy
that was known as 9” + elephant`s trunks, because the US had wanted to see what
was in the Moslems` trunks, and whether theirs was bigger. Embarrassed, the US
had discovered that the Moslem women were the ones with the 9” + elephant`s
trunks, but they went swimmin` with the women, so that their trunks couldn`t be
seen. Of course, some of the trunks were much taller, but size was no sign of
intelligence. The JAMMB were aware that, without `woman`s seed`, which they
represented, humans would be brainless trunks forever, and the perception of
the US had been that 9” + elephant`s trunks were too big for Islam, which was
now in the slammer and imprisoned upon the Earth, so far as the biggest trunks
were concerned, and that was what Mem had remembered, `Trunk & vampires.`
`Legendary crocked guitarist Bimmy Cage is in
town. She`s here now, but you can`t see her. She`s invisible.` Bouncy bounced
slightly behind her D-cups as she sat at the desk. `Not always. She`ll be with
you, and sometimes you`ll see her, but Bimmy is special. When you see her,
she`ll be you. It`s her secret superheroine characteristic to be you, and so to
protect her identity. Your mission here is so highly classified that not even
you will know what it is. Bimmy Cage will guide you onwards to the point at
which there`ll be something that you must do, and then you will perform that
simple task, which will secure the mission`s success and completion.`
Satanista
was the next JAMMB to ask Bouncy a question, `Okay, so Invisibabe will be along
for the director`s cut, uh-huh, and how will we make the mission moves, huh?`
Bouncy jugged a bit more behind the D-cups; getting a lot of exercise. `Just
leave the way you came in, and Bimmy Cage will direct you along the path to
mission success.` `What channel are we on?` Coco `Shoes` Channel wanted to
know. Bouncy, having problems with her horizontal hold, juggled her boobs into
their cups, where they`d seemed about to brim over with mirth, `We`re on a
comedy channel. So you can`t play it straight. The JAMMB will have to be street
comedy performers during the cakewalk, and I suggests mimes. `You want us to
take off all this rubber and lace and wear a white smock with a black felt
hat?` East Of My Sock looked aghast at Bouncy, who merely affirmed her fears,
`Uh-huh. There`re dressing rooms through there,` she pointed along the room to
where doors were visible set into the rear of the apartment, `and you can put
on mime costumes so that you won`t look out of place on the comedy channel that
you`ll encounter; after you leave the building we`re now in.` R Spynes Amanga,
Coco `Shoes` Channel, Mem, Marie Curie, Satanista, East Of My Sock, Babe
Lincoln, Companion Nancy, Polly Lip, Inf Asians, and Invisibabe took their cue
and flounced along to the changing rooms without a glance more.
`Looks
more like Ape Lincoln with that black felt top hat,` R Spynes Amanga observed
to Companion Nancy, as Babe Lincoln examined her outward appearance in the
mirror. `At least the beard isn`t visible,` Babe retorted to her nude
companion. `Neither is mine, I shave,` replied R Spynes. `Uh-huh,` Babe
returned, `are you enjoying the crack, Nancy?` `I`m still hopeful about it,`
Companion Nancy said, turning so that Babe could see how tall her penis stood
to appreciate Amanga.
`Bimmy`
said a voice Companion Nancy didn`t instantly recognize and she turned to look
at herself in the mirror. The mirror looked back at her and spoke, `I`d like to
enjoy the crack too.` The mirror image grinned, `Bimmy Cage, together with
you.` `Oh,` Companion Nancy looked non-plussed for a moment, `sure. I get it,
Bimmy! You`re me, and you`re the one Bouncy No Less said would be here to help
us with our Mission to deal with Heavy Adze and the Boyz Owners, who`re heavily
engaged in spreading homosexuality and pederasty for war against `woman`s seed`
here. You`re welcome,` she dimpled, `and I`m glad to see that you`re pleased to
see everybody.` `I hope all the bodies are pleased to see me. I can see that
some of them are,` replied Bimmy, `and I hope that everyone will be able to
show that to me in the course of our upcoming adventures together in the fight
to defeat `HA!` and his minions.` `Not everyone`ll be able to show you that,
Bimmy,` said East Of My Sock, turning to display her smoothness, `although I`m
always interested in having new friends over.` `I`d like to come over you
sometime,` Bimmy laughed, `if you can put me up.` East Of My Sock giggled
demurely, `Oh, you can come up my place anytime, but three socks are a
requirement with me.` Bimmy smiled, `I always buy a three pack for the other
foot.`
Out on
Alternative Street the fun looms large as the JAM and Bimmy Cage stroll out of
the tower block`s front entrance where Bouncy No Less had her office. There`re
clownish figures everywhere along the sidewalk and clown cars as far as the eye
can see down the thoroughfares where the traffic is teeming with confetti and
balloons with Heavy Adze`s face on them, apart from the black ones, which the
JAM hierarchy posit as a sign of the hidden Anti-Christ, Dark Claude. Several
clowns are striding about the pedestrian walkway, stabbing at the clowned
women`s breasts with hatpins; to audible pops as those balloons burst. Outside
a cinema, a film is advertised, where throngs of clowns stand waiting to gain
admittance to the extravagant blockbuster, Store Wars: Revenge Of The Clowns,
and several clowns are carrying carrier bags with the famous Store Wars
logo and their own clown faces superimposed on the infamously pulchritudinous
bod of the nubile actress that has the role of Faeces Leer, Princess of the
Rubble Federation, who fought against the evil Empire of Turpentine in the
first of the movie franchise, Store Wars: A New Soap, until it collapsed.
Faeces
appears amongst the crowd, and East Of My Sock is inspired to quote from
American Ezra Pound`s famous pre-death poem, `In A Station Of The Metro`
(1913), with its premonition of the millions that would die in the First World
War (1914-18) crying out for revenge from their premature unrest in
Subterranea`s grave: `The apparition of these faces in a crowd. Petals on a wet
black bough.`4 `We know it`s you, Bimmy,` Babe Lincoln pouts. `Yes,` says East
Of My Sock, `I`d know that Faeces anywhere. Come on, petal,` she urges, `we
have to discover our Mission and complete it with your help, and we don`t yet
know which clown is going to prove rogue.` `I`m petaling as fast as I can,`
says Bimmy, wobbling this way and that on the clown`s unicycle she`s almost
wearing. Invisibabe pushes her off and gets on the unicycle herself to pedal
off into the crowd of clowns with only a ginger wig to show that the bike has
someone with her. `HA!` A voice sounds out from amidst the be-clowned sidewalk,
and a clown with a down turned mouth painted onto his features, among an
otherwise merry throng of clowned miens, bestrides the flagstones twixt JAM and
progress.
R Spynes
Amanga assumes her cue, `Heavy Adze, I presume, clown.` `HA!` The voice comes
again from the down turned clown`s mouth and Amanga observes the painted on
tears streaming down the clown`s face as she hits him with her snooker cue,
`BAM!` `Actually, it`s me,` said Bimmy, `Heavy Adze is that clown over there.`
Amanga turns to see an identical adversary with down turned maniacally
depressive clown`s moué and features dripping with grease painted teardrops. `HA!` Heavy Adze,
assuming his own cue, throws it at R Spynes Amanga, `BAM!` The cue whirls thru
the ether like a Catherine wheel and smites Amanga on the bonce no less.
`Balls!` Companion Nancy takes a pink sock out of her napsack, and puts two
snooker balls into it, and whacks the clown, Heavy Adze, with it, `HA!
Pink-socked. Sockeroo!` Heavy Adze`s ginger wig rings like a bell as the growth
is revealed an elaborate camouflage upon a helmet made of some resounding metal
substance. `We should talk,` Heavy Adze suggests, helmet still ringing with a
tune resembling, `White Christmas` (1942), as crooned by Bing Crosby in the
movie of the same name, `AH!`
`Ok,`
Amanga agrees, `Talk.` `Let`s sit,` says Adze, and points to a MacDonalds`
restaurant with several clowns gathered around the lifesize plastic effigy of
Ronald MacDonald, the clownic image of the burger franchise, waving opened
green umbrellas with, `Vote For Ray Gunn` emblazoned thereupon and hosing
Ronald with water pistols that are made in the image of TV`s Star Trek
(1965-) phasers as used by Cpt. Kirk and the crew. As the JAM and Adze make
their way over to the MacDonalds, a ragged cheer goes up from the assembled
clowns as the effigy`s red nose lights up and a rendition of the `Star Spangled
Banner` played on an accordion can be heard about the environs of the shopping
precinct. The incongruity is emphasized by the saxophone that Ronald MacDonald
is holding instead of the usual burger and fries approved by the franchise
owners, the McGregors, one of whom once stole Peter Rabbit`s blue jacket, as
East Of My Sock never ceases to amaze everyone by reminding them of it at
inopportune moments. `One of the McGregors, who owns MacDonalds, once stole
Peter Rabbit`s blue jacket,` says East Of My Sock inopportunely. The Clown
clones go into MacDonalds and sit at a large table at the back hoping that a
waitress won`t come and ask them to order food. `Here`s the deal,` says Adze,
`HA! I`d like a jumbo coke with fries, and two cheesey hamburgers with
mayonnaise; not ketchup.` `And we`d like the same,` said Bimmy Cage, turning
into the waitress before going off to the service area. `But what`s the deal,
Adze,` Companion Nancy pumped him. `Thanks for pumping me, Nancy,` Adze said
ebulliantly, `that`s bulliant. I`d like to suggest a trade off. I, and the
as-yet-unknowable, Dark Claude, should that entity indeed exist amongst mon
confreres, are willing to cut you off a slice of the pie, if you`re
prepared to take the bacon home, and leave the big cheese in the fridge.` `I`m
afraid we can`t countenance the fridge aspect of the proposal, `Companion Nancy
oozed lethargically, `and it`s not a slice of the pie we want. It`s the cream
meringue, and as Shakespeare wrote all of the plays, Bacon isn`t an issue for
us. Although it`s obvious to everyone here that there are only women in this
drama, we can see that your pageant looks like it`s made for TV.` Heavy Adze
looks pensive for a second or two while his eyebrows try to meet unsuccessfully
in the middle of his head, `You`re a hard Bolivian tree ferret,` and no
mistake, Nancy, ` Adze replied calculatedly, `if it were just my nuts, you`d be
the ferret I`d trust up any tree in the Americas, but I have costs.` `HA!`
Nancy retorted. `We can`t help you out financially, Heavy; a burger and fries
is all we`re empowered to seduce you with.` `Here`s the scoff,` announced
Bimmy, shifting the burgers from the tray onto the table in front of the
eaters. The JAM grabbed for the scoff and chomped it down as fast as it would
go, while Heavy Adze jawed heavily on what his slow lazy pause could rake into
his maw. The JAM slurped their cokes, and slapped the empty paper cups flat
onto the surface in front of their boobs, `Burp!` `Excuse you,` admonished
Adze, `I need to freshen up a little, HA!` He leaves the JAM sitting there and
meanders off slowly into the throng of burger fans. `That`s the last we`ll see
of him at this gathering,` Satanista opined. `Actually, I`m still not quite
clear about why he`s labeled Society`s Most Wanted. After all, he did offer us
some pie and bacon, and didn`t ask us to give him any of the cheese.` Mem looks
aghast, `Where`ve you been? Heavy Adze has an infamous biological weapon, which
he`s ready to deploy at any moment. We`re lucky to be alive, and we mightn`t be
if we didn`t have each other.` Mem cuddles closer to Satanista, who looks less
perplexed and more conceived. `So what`s the plan. Why didn`t we just rush him,
as the viewers in the cinema, or later at home on the couch, would have
expected us to?` `We have to catch him in the act of deployment. Otherwise
there`s no substantive measures we can applicate censoriously.` Greased Of My
Cock, who looks a lot like East Of My Sock, so she must be Bimmy, speaks up,
`Listen, I have a stunning gland.` `Ok,` say the JAM, we`re listening.`
The JAM
turn left off Alternative Comedy Road onto Comic Street where there are
thankfully far fewer clowns.` `Oh!` Satanista exclaimed, `I recognize this.
It`s Jiz magazine. That one`s Roger Jew.` She hails him, `You`re a bum,
Roger.` `That`s as maybe, but Heavy Adze isn`t living with me,` Roger Jew
asseverates mildly. `Can you tell us how we can find out where he prints his
eye candy?` `Ask Ahmedinejacket, the local Iranian President, he`s over there
with Billy Bunghead. Hey! Ahmed, would you stop shoving Bunghead into that
crack in the wall for a minute? The JAM Babes want to talk to you.` `Just wait
there, Billy,` Ahmedinejacket turned to address the JAM with a serious air
befitting his role as a JIz Iranian President, `I am desisting with the
Bunghead for a foreseeable period of the clock. What is my presence worth to
you O inestimable vixens?` `We`re looking for Heavy Adze,` Greased Of My Cock
assures him, `could your valuableness tell us how we may determine where he
deposits his slippers in the evening?` `No, but The Very Fat Prick Of Creation
will. He knows, HA! He`s over there creating,` Ahmedinajacket gestures airily,
and goes back to bunging Billy`s head. The JAM stroll over in the very
direction indicated to where a huge form is hunched over with his back turned
to them. From where they`re standing, the JAM can see Buttany Space, the Jiz
pop star, who`s doing her yoga naked by the side of a swimming pool on top of
an apartment building below the green hillside where The Fat Prick Of Creation
is creating. By his side is a ghetto blaster blasting out Buttany Space music,
`Whoops! I`ve done it again. Played with your part. Come gone down the
drain...` The Very Fat Prick Of Creation is manufacturing. Oodles of miniature
Buttany Spaces appear around him as he oodles her naked in the sunshine atop
the mansion next to the pool. `Um,` Satanista interrupts, `Prick? We don`t want
to disturb you, but where`s Heavy Adze?` `Over there in the Buttany Space
residence,` The Very Fat Prick of Creation tells them, `I`m right busy. Yer`ll
have to excuse me.` `Ta muchly,` Satanista expresses her ineffable graciousness
and gratitudinousness, `we`ll send her an e-mail.`
Observing
the rooftop pool from the safe environs of the hotel Niccazballoonz, whence
Greased Of My Cock, Bimmy Cage, has just passed around a photostat of the
e-mail sent to Buttany Space, who even now can be seen peering over her mirrored
shades at her padphone from where she`s recumbent on a sun lounger, the JAM
marvel at the simplicity of the subterfuge, Fancy a fuck? We`re over at he
NIccazballonz hotel opposite you on the sun bed reading this e-mail from your
padphone. The JAM. All eyes are riveted to their padphones as the reply comes
in, My place or yours? Bimmy`s fingers tap dance on the keys joyfully, We`ll be
right there.
The JAM
hit the street wearing their usual horror clothing designed to raise an
erection in a snowman. Invisibabe isn`t wearing anything, of course, but then
you can`t see her. R Spynes Amanga is wearing her usual luxurious be-cleavaged
pink rubber jumpsuit with feather boa, and jewelry accessorized, Coco `Shoes`
Channel looks like she`s wearing blue latex high heeled rubber boots all the
way up to her chin, Mem is wearing mostly cut away fur to be memorable, and
there`s so much fur cut away it`d be almost impossible to forget, Marie Curie
has on what looks like plasticized Middle Ages armor that gives the impression
of her being a very sexy robot indeed, East Of My Sock is clad, it would be
safest to say, in fishnet, Companion Nancy is wearing an old Star Trek
uniform tailored for visibility, Babe Lincoln sports a chauffeur`s all get out
with peaked cap, Polly Lip looks like an advert for lip gloss, Inf Asians has a
Lolita thing going on there with her, and Bimmy Cage resembles a `Katy Perry`,
if you know what those are.
Invisibabe is going to be the gap fill
exercise in the film they`ll make over at Buttany Space`s, a promotional video for a new JAM Manga Babes
(JAMMB) soundtrack and movie, JAMMB and Bread, which will be filmed
secretly as Bimmy Cage gives directions for mission completion. It`s usual with
the JAM. Invisibabe and her crew follow their own script unbeknownst to the
others, and it`s a surprise when the video emerges, because no one knew
anything about it, although they can see where they were in the film.
Strutting
`cross the road opposite Buttany Space`s palatial residence, the JAM make moués at the facade of the building until the gates open to admit them. They
breeze in wobbling and to the sound of their personal stereos which are of the
wireless type ear buds, but everyone in the street and Buttany Space`s space
can hear, because the JAM like it that way, `You had the grace to hold
yourself, while those around you crawled. They crawled out of the woodwork, and
they whispered into your brain. They set you on the treadmill, and they made
you change your name. It seems to me you lived your life, like a candle in the
wind; never knowing who to cling to when the rain set in. I would have liked to
have known you, but I was just a kid. Your candle burned out long before your
legend ever did.`5 The gates close behind the JAM as the music goes on for the
audience excluded from the scene within.
Up the
stairs and following the hologram of Buttany Space to the sound of her latest
single, `Pizza Off Me`, from the album Blinkout, the JAMMB, looking for
the bred, amble along the corridor with Buttany Space`s `gram in the lead as
the shimmery boob tubed form wobbles through a doorway into a scene reminiscent
of a clip from Space`s video, `My Criminal`s Addicted To My Crack`, while the
lyrics blast out from the bedroomy ghetto: `... `He`s a criminal in love with
my crack. Having smoked my penis down to my butt, he`s snorting my balls. He`s
the devil`s spawn. I`m uncontrollably in love. I lost in the game. Whoops! He
dood it again! The rabbit!` Polly Pulchritudinous and her Women of Ill Repute
are dancing with The Poizon Boyz, and the jugging, and jigging go on, while
Polly Pul comes over, admiring her pull, to where the JAMMB are posing like
manga warriors in readiness for an action packed scene. looking a lot like
Bruce Lee after a short headache, a guy looking like a rare piece of flatulence
arises from a far distant couch and ambles over as Pul, still pulling, motions
to him. `Hi, I`m Burt Needle,` he says approaching the JAMMB, `because of my
needle,` he illustrates, taking an injector out of a bandelero containing many
such sharp instruments and jabbing it firmly into Pul`s pull. `Thank cue Baby,`
Pul pulls on, `my god, `she stares dreamily at pink chiffoniered people from
furry land that only she, the reader, and Invisibabe, who`s doing her own
thing, which will be appearing in mass media outlets shortly after this script
is put down, can see. `Keep those needles away from us,` Butt, R Manga Bynes
advises him. `Sure. Sure. Sharp. And the name`s Burt, Burt Needle.` `Okay,
Needle Butt, let`s not get overly indulgent in politesse. Keep those
needles away from us, or we`ll use you and the needles as a hedgehog in need of
spines.` `Our spines are manga!` East Of My Sock interjects appositely,
relaxing her Kung Fu pose, and the others cry, `Our spines are manga!` Bimmy
Cage detaches herself from her body, and seemingly attaches herself to Burt
Needle`s spine, before disappearing inside him. `That`s what happens with those
addicted to crack,` Coco `Shoes` Channel says spoutingly, although it`s Polly
Pul that suits actions to words and Pul`s pull spouts literally, while Bert
looks noodles at everyone, `Actually, I`m Heavy Adze,` he says, `and my vocal
chords, and indeed all bodily functions, have been taken over by Bimmy Cage,
who`s just had me crap in my pants to show that my crack`s addicted.` `You have
to pray Adze,` Mem orders. `And you won`t be allowed Pul where you`re going to
practice your devotions,` Companion Nancy rages demurely, and sotto voce,
while teasing her hair, and sticking her tongue in her cheek; to make little
bumps repetitively simulative of the fellatio Adze isn`t likely to get
along with Pul where he`s going. Pul and her Women of Ill Repute are now having
sex in time with the music, while the Poizon Boyz, also naked, are revealed to
not have real cocks at all, so can`t indulge with the rock `nobbin` chicks, but
instead are doomed to dance with each other, or alone, while watching sterilely
the tableau that the scene is designed to end with, as Bimmy Cage walks
Heavy Adze`s bod out the door, with Bimmy and the JAMMB close on their heels.
Bimmy
Cage`s cage is waiting out in the street in front of Buttany Space`s mansion,
and Space is standing where no one expected to see her; as is usually the case
with Space, `Hi, she says, `I`m Buttany Space, and I`m standing here as usual,
in Space, where no one has expected to see me before.` Heavy Adze is shown into
the cage by Space and it`s fastened, but Adze is visible to all inside where,
detaching from Adze`s spine, Bimmy`s manga attachment passes through the bars
of the rare bird`s imprisonment, and reattaches to the spine of Cage himself.
`Our spines are manga!` The JAMMB reiterate pedantically for the sake of the sentimentality,
and the anthemic JAMMB body lotion - Bred - available for customers to
buy that`ll be available in cinema foyers as they leave after seeing the film
version, starring Invisibabe, in her `gap fill exercise` role of invisible
actress, performing unseen whatever part the alternative scriptwriter
envisioned for her, during the actual JAMMB`s physical busts on Heavy Adze and
The Poizon Boyz, who were revealed as alien parasitoids attempting to prey on
the human host species. `What about Polly Pul, her Women of Ill Repute,` Space
wants to know, `and the Poizon bozos.` `Put any space, we don`t want `em.`
`Okay, I`ll make flower pots out of the Boyz, in standard Contral Antelligence
Igency (CAI) carry be-an island style, and train Polly Pul and the Women of Ill
Repute for the JAM Manga Babes. How`s that?` `Sure, okay, Buttany thing else?`
R Spynes Amanga motions to the JAMMB to get into the stretch limo` with the
cage out back, and the team get in, leaving the driver`s seat free for `R` to
drive. `Nope,` Space makes space and heads for the gate to her mansion. `R`
gets into the driver`s seat and the convoy head off down the road without a
glance back at Adze, although the camera lingers lovingly on the babes ...
`HA!` The babes cry, but no tears.
Fin
1 Jagger, Mick, and Keith Richards, `Sympathy
For The Devil`, Beggar`s Banquet, Decca Records, 1968.
2 Armstrong, Neil, July 21, 1969, UTC: 2. 56.
3 Ward, Burt as Robin in Batman and Robin,
Season 1, Episode 9, 20th Century Fox, 1966.
4 Pound, Ezra `In A Station Of The Metro`, 1913.
5 John, Elton, and Bernie Taupin `Candle In The Wind`, Goodbye Yellow Brick Road, MCA, 1973.
5 John, Elton, and Bernie Taupin `Candle In The Wind`, Goodbye Yellow Brick Road, MCA, 1973.
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