7.9.18

Idiots from The Planet Idiom

Odium strode through the piazza on his way to Idiotic`s palace gates. He was Lord here, despite the opinions of the masses, he thought to himself. There`d been a move to alter the idiocy of the planet Idiom, but he`d `put his foot down`. The young would have to bear with the instruction of their elders for quite some time yet; forever in fact. He chuckled with manly merriment. It`d been a simple process ensuring that the rule of the ancient idiots of idiom was maintained. The education gurus of the Ministry of Idiocy had besieged the lawmakers in the corridors of power in a move to revolutionize the ways in which the children received their instruction, so that obedience was no longer demanded of the idiotic in infantilism, and there might once more be adults growing upon the planet Idiom. But Odium had squashed the rebels` protests by referring them to the basic educational maxim of his predecessor; Idiot XXII. If children received the education merited from those who wanted to be able to think for themselves, it would mean the end of fatherliness in favor of individual development without askance. What would the fathers do without children to instruct in the nonsense of previous generations? They`d have to find something else to do, apart from devise means of making wars in order to kill the populations and ensure that there was a new crop of educable youth to train in the ways of the insensibly foolish, which is what the planet Idiom was for.

 In recent years, they`d developed the B2 stealth bomber, `Spirit`, in order to creep up on people from a great height and destroy their cities in the name of Jesus` Holy Spirit, which was an excellent unpreviously thought of usage of idiom. When Jesus` Holy Spirit was thought about, the idiots of Idiom instantly conceived of black manta like shapes from the depths of the sea stealthily emerging to zoom about the skies of Idiom and drop, or otherwise deliver, mega-death to the planetary surface.

 Although it wasn`t exactly in keeping with Jesus` maxim, it was idiomatic: `Love your neighbor as you love yourself.` (Mk: 12. 31) Jesus had taught of the Holy Spirit that would teach after him, and the Roman guard at his crucifixion had stuck his spear into his side and rooted about in there with it to see if he could get the Holy Spirit to come out of there and give him a lesson: `Surely, this was the son of God?` (Matt: 27. 54) According to the Bible, the first woman, Eve, emerged from the side of Adam, the first man, which had suggested to the Romans that Jesus` Holy Spirit would emerge in the same way, if Longinus the Roman guard could get close enough to cut Jesus` side open with his spear, which was why the Romans had him taken to the hill of Calvary outside the city of Jerusalem and nailed him to a cross of wood there where he was tortured by the guards of Rome until he died.

 What the Romans hadn`t bargained for was that Jesus would experience Resurrection and Ascension to heaven in accordance with God`s plan for `woman`s seed`. God had told Eve, the first woman, in the Bible: `You shall crush the head of the serpent with your foot, but he will bruise your heel.` (Gen: 3. 15) Odium of Idiom had understood it perfectly. The children were to understand it idiomatically, There wasn`t any concrete realistic interpretation for God`s words to Eve. It was idiomatic. The serpent was described in the Bible as giving Eve the `fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil`, which it was death to taste, to Eve, saying `You shall be as gods.` (Gen: 3. 5) The Old Testament of the Bible, which was superseded, according to Christianity, by the New Testament teaching of Jesus Christ, was the history and law of the Jewish `chosen people`, that is, their Torah and Talmud, and the figure of the serpent was the angel, Satan, transformed and placed in Eden by God for rejecting God`s plan that the human host should be greater than the angelic. God told Eve her `seed` would have `enmity` with the serpent`s, because Jewish tradition was that Adam was a hermaphroditic anthropos, that is, self-fertilizing. In human terms, Adam was a futanarian woman with `woman`s seed`, so when Odium said he was `putting his foot down` on the planet of Idiom it was biblical. Jesus` mother, the Virgin Mary, birthed Jesus uncontaminated by male semen, because he and she were the prefiguration of the Resurrection and Ascension of `woman`s seed`. God intended she should sexually reproduce human brainpower to take the species to colonize the planets amongst the stars of heaven above the planet Idiom, which had become the new name of Earth after idiomatic expressions had been universally adopted by its rulers to ensure brain slavery for its peoples.

 In Christian iconography, Jesus` mother, the Virgin Mary, was depicted crushing the head of the serpent with her foot, because that was how the human futanarian race expected to run and escape from host womb slavery in parasitism to the `serpent`s seed` that somehow untold millennia ago had inveigled itself into the futanarian womb of `woman`s seed` to steal her penis` semen and replicate itself to kill her species. In parasitology, a parasite is termed `parasitoid`, if it emerges to kill the host, which is what men had been doing for millennia until their latest B2 `Spirit` bomber costing US $ 1 billion each to operate and maintain had been too much for the peoples of the planet Idiom to ignore. The sight of the fruits of the propaganda Empire of Hollywood, Babylon, USA, producing images of penniless babes for the Idiomians to marvel at with `bug eyes` was an image of the absence of the futanarian race, because the footrace had been `put down` idiomatically before its children were able to be educated in the sexual mode of reproduction of the human species.

 Producing `bug eyed monsters` like science fictional warlords was what the Idiomians had taught themselves to do, and by the late 20th century, HIV/AIDS, as the latest STD `bug` spread by men`s mixing of blood, shit and semen in each other’s anuses in rejection of human futanarian `woman`s seed` had effectively ensured that only BEMs would be seen on the planet Idiom in the future, because through the `biological weapon` of the biblical `blood plague` (Rev: 11. 6) women were kept in fearful faithfulness to their ring slavers for warfare waged against her own race.

 In ancient Greece, which was held to be `the model of democracy` on Idiom, women`s host wombs had been institutionally and parasitically enslaved for homosexuality in pederasty for war against the human race. The Bible explained that men and women were a single male brained creature wearing each others` clothes as a transvestite `TV` waging war against itself for the entertainment of the evil alien parasitoid devourer: `The second beast was given power to give breath to the image of the first beast, so that the image could speak and cause all who refused to worship the image to be killed.` (Rev: 13. 15) Although the `TV` television machine hadn`t been invented until 1926, the image of the `beasts` had been transmitted like a contagious plage since at least this description of the `woman`, Babylon, from the Bible, who gave her name to the capital city of the Persian Empire, and later to the capital of the entertainment Empire, Los Angeles, Hollywood district, west coast California state, USA: `Mystery, Babylon the great, mother of harlots and of the abominations of the Earth.` (Rev: 17. 5) Without human futanarian `woman`s seed` to sexually reproduce brainpower, the species would only be a `TV` manufactured as 66.6% `recurring` of the human `remnant` of `woman`s seed`: `And the dragon was wroth with the woman and went to make war on the remnant of her seed.` (Rev: 12. 17) Or, as Jesus` disciple, John, observed in his prophetic apocalyptic Revelation of the period of global conflict that would precede God`s giving perdition to the evil, as the eternal unendurable pain of their punishment, while the rest of humanity recieved a new heaven and Earth: `Let he that has wisdom have understanding. The number of the beast is the number of a man and his number is six hundred three score and six.` (Rev: 13. 8) Or, in other words, `666` was the number of the men of Idiom`s anti-democratic disenfranchisement of `woman`s seed` in misogynist dictatorship masquerading as the wolves` `shepherding` of the people.

 In Judaism the futanarian tradition was that a Jew could be born only from a woman, which is why Jesus was born uncontaminated from his mother, the Virgin Mary, because that`s how humans were born. Although Christianity thought that the Judeo-Christian tradition was against Moslem Islam, because Judaism was founded by Isaac, the son of Sara, Abraham`s wife, Sara`s barrenness and giving of her maid, Hajer, to Abraham, who subsequently bore Ishmael, who was the founder of Islam through his descendant, Mohamed, who received the Koran (610-30 C.E.) from the angels, was a continuation of the human futanarian tradition of `woman`s seed`. Consequently, the US` war against Moslem Islam using its B2 `Spirit` bombers against the women there in their one-piece coverall of the traditional burka keeping their bodies secret apart from their eyes` visibility, was a war against human futanarian `woman`s seed` secretly breeding amongst the four wife Moslem families of the women of Islam in fear lest the eyes of the West besotted with the ubiquitous nudity of their brainless and penniless babes should detect their existence and seek their deaths.

 The US` deployment of their B2 `Spirit` bombers following after the development of their original `beast`, the B1 bomber, represented the peoples` of Idiom putting their foot down whether they liked it or not, because they didn`t understand the idiom to begin with as no one had bothered to explain it to them. As Odium and his predecessor, Idiot XXII, had planned. If the children, who were kept artificially prone to illness and death by the huge expenditure on luxury items like the B2 `Spirit` bomber, weren`t taught the meaning latent in the idiom they learned by rote and expressed unconsciously, they`d remain ignorant in their ephemeral memoryless role as cannon fodder for men`s wars against the human race, which would never escape from its alien parasitoid devouring for the entertainment of the evil couch potatoes sitting at home watching the `TV` warring against its selves. God had promised Eve Redemption and the `fruit of the tree of life`, which was immortality, although she and Adam would have to labor while Eve experienced labor pain, before Jesus` birth as the redeemer uncontaminated by male semen was born. Jesus` death, Resurrection and Ascension to heaven prefigured that of `woman`s seed` devising starships to take her humanity to colonize the planets amongst the stars of heaven above, which was the Redemption of science and technology productive of rejuvenative medicine and longevity to defeat death in grown intelligence and escape Idiom forever.

 The gleaming spires of Idiotic were clear in the evening air. The Lord Odiom reflected upon how the city had been built after the model of the ancient Greek Ilium of the Greek poet, Homer`s Iliad (760--10 B.C.), which related how the Greeks had sailed their ships to the city of Troy somewhere in ancient Asia Minor and had laid siege to the city of Troy where Prince Paris had ensconced Helen, wife of Menelaus, brother of Agamemnon, king of Sparta, who`d so taken exception to Paris` abduction of the famously beautiful Helen that he`s ordered the Greek soldiery to set sail for Troy and capture it to restore Helen to Greece. It`d taken the ruse of the huge hollow wooden horse left outside the gates of the city to be taken in by the unsuspecting Trojans to where the Greeks emerged to enslave the host wombs of the women of Troy for homosexuality in pederasty for war against `woman`s seed` and spread their Greek contagion further. Odiom reflected on the ritual that had attended the founding and building of the new city of Idiotic, and how the people had willingly embraced the `Trojan horse` of viral acceptance.

 Now the people`s council voted a huge sum of money each year to the succesors of the Greeks, the `geeks`, to devise `bad machine code` to infect the computer brains of their enemies, and so ensure that the human futanarian race of `woman`s seed` wouldn`t receive the machine assistance it needed to process information and store knowledge in its memory banks to invest in the future of a colnization of the planets amongst the stars of heaven above through starship technologies developed and implemented, as a space program, with the aid of the artificially created computer peripherals supportive of human brainpower.

 Odiom smiled insidiously as he recalled how the young were always indubitably duped into participating in the ritual contamination attending the founding of each new city on Idiom. Following tradition, the city elders hid inside a huge hollow wooden horse after the model of the Greeks before Troy, where they were taken in by a cadre of schoolkids, unaware of the significance of the `Trojan horse`, to within the gates of the Idiotic city where the Ancient Keepers of Stupidity fatuously appeared to great applause and opened the Viral Halls of the Bad Machine Code complex of buildings there.

 Traditionally `geeks` were circus freaks who ate the heads of chickens, which was a useful idiomatic obfuscation of the truth. By infecting the brains of the computers that assisted human brainpower, the geeks effectively beheaded the species, that is, they devoured its chicks` heads, before the chickens could reach maturity, and anyway there weren`t any cocks in the hen house to begin with, so there weren`t actually any chicks or chickens` heads either, because the geeks had already eaten them. As `woman`s seed was long extinct, there hadn`t been any real cocks` heads for ages, which meant that the output of chicks and chickens` heads by cocks was a fiction. The cocks were as healdess as the chicks and the chickens, that is, the human race was a chicken without a cock, although despite its penislessness it was still able to run brainlessly while the geeks infected its machine brains to ensure that those eggs wouldn`t be fertile either. Now computer scentists were developing the PC terminal whereby the personal computer functioned as the provider of sex education doctored to deny that the human futanarian species of `woman`s seed had ever sexually reproduced its own brains` powers to escape from its PCs. As long as the people believed what their PCs told them the human race was terminaled, that is, death sentenced to extinction by a machine beheaded by geeks to prevent it telling humans how to sexually reproduce without having their heads eaten by the alien parasitoid devourer.

 Idiocratic thought maintained that rule throughout Idiom could only be maintained by the rigorous instructing of the young in idiomatic phrases, which they`d be progressively unable to understand, but would use unconsciously, as if they thought that they could, and so ignorance in unconscious stupidity would become normative, and the powerful elite of the geeks would continue undeterred, unrepentant, unobserved, and unperturbed; despite Jesus` disciple John`s apocalyptic observation that men who preferred viral activity in homosexuality in pederasty for `biological war` against `woman`s seed` were irredeemable: `Men cursed the God of heaven for their pains and their sores, but they refused to repent of what they had done.` (Rev: 16. 11) Without human sexual reproduction of brainpower amongst `woman`s seed`, the evil alien parasitoid devourer`s `biological warfare` against human nature would continue, as PCs terminaled the species kept artificially ignorant by the geeks` pogroming the race with its virus of human `software` biotechological contaminants. Idiomatically, PCs were understood as `politically correct` by the young, but the idiocracy understood that they were policemen ensuring that the human futanarian species of `woman`s seed` were censored until the race was terminaled through lack of sex education. In short, by preventing humans learning about sex the geeks had beheaded their race as alien parasitoid devourers.

 The modern day geeks had found a way of eating their chickens` heads without swallowing them. If humans didn`t produce any children then the geeks had successfully consumed their brains by removing their penis. Or, in other words, the geeks had invented the penisless and brainless race which ran around headlessly without any prospect of escaping from its unconscious enslavement to the `serpent`s seed` of host owmb slavery in parasitism for devourment by the evil alien parasitoid monster of which the geek elite were its doom`s harbingers.

 The Roman poet Virgil recorded in book two of his Aeneid (19 B.C) how the ancient Greek priest Laocoon`s words had reverberated throughout the subsequent generations of humankind: `Beware Greeks bearing gifts.` Interpreted by schoolchildren as an idiomatic phrase warning them against Greeks generally, the gifts went ignored and the result was the sexually transmitted disease (STD), HIV/AIDS, that is, the human immuno-deficiency virus that produced the acquired immuno-deficiency syndrome which resulted in organ collapse and bodily death through brain infection and ultimate extinction of the individual personality in agony. In Idiom it was possible to purchase a packet of Trojan condoms, but it hadn`t been possible to explain to the generations after Laocoon that the idiomatic `gifts` of the Greeks were an `incurable killer disease` sexually transmitted by homosexuals in pederasty for war aganst human nature, because it was idiom that kept the people in unconscious ignorance and ephemerality, which was necessary for the evil enslaving alien parasitoid devourer to maintain in order for it to continue enjoying the extinction of the race it`d made into a TV for that very purpose.

 The couched potato laughed mirthlessly and tuned in to an old TV episode of Hawaii Five-O (1968-80). It liked to watch the buttholes surfing in the opening credits to the show`s beginning. It was indeed listening to The Butthole Surfers, a band whose track, `Pepper` (1996) from the album, Electriclarryland, was one of its favorites, because it didn`t like the almost universally popular Five-O theme by Morton Stevens, which was `surf music` for `beach bums`, whom he distrusted, because beachcombers were too independent. In this episode of Five-O, actor Jack Lord in the role of the 50th state of Hawaii`s police officer, Detective Captain Steve McGarrett, will say `murder one` to his sidekick, and `Book `em Danno.` He always invariably does, which delights the couched potato in his viral lair, because he`s the number one murderer on the planet Idiom, whose been parasitoidly devouring the human species through its buttholes ever since its can remembered. It`s the episode, `Number One with a Bullet, Part 2,` in which McGarrett says, `It was a bastard like you who killed my father.` His father, 42, had been run down and killed by someone who had just held up a supermarket. The couch potato was behind the wheel, and the supercriminal is continuing to put the human species` foot down acceleratedly:

`Marky got with Sharon, Sharon got Sherice.
She was sharin' Sharon's outlook on the topic of disease.
Mikey had a facial scar, and Bobby was a racist.
They were all in love with dyin', they were doin' it in Texas.`


Robin Bright 'Idiom From The Planet Odium' in Charles Rector (ed.) Fornax # 17, April, 2017, http://efanzines.com/Fornax/Fornax-17.pdf .